they call it donkey kong country, yet there is not a country named donkey kong, curious!

You are my hero, "wasting your life" guy! My dream is one day being as much of a gamer as you are.

>>136176
>>136184
Honestly, what were they thinking?
Nintendo? More like Nintendon't buy this shitty game!

*takes a swig of Rollin' Rock*

>>136189
NINTENDO? MORE LIKE NINTENDILDO UP YOUR ASS!

I'D RATHER STICK A FROZEN BANANA COVERED IN MONKEY SHIT UP MY ASS THAN REPLAY KOINDOZER KLAMBER

Cute onee-shota love story!

what was the film?

>>136183
Jojo Rabbit

Fuck all. Kill all. Bury them in shallow graves deep in the woods.

>>136135
i'd kill them first, then fuck later ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

I'd kill the two ugly ones and consider fucking the one on the left until she shows me her huge diseased cuntflaps, then I'd get out of there with my virginity intact.

>>136155
This is what you will say to save face afterwards, but in reality her clitoris will reach out and wrap around you like a tentacle and reel you in.

i don't think any of these hags are particularly attractive

ZOMG muscles

>>136151
She looks like 30 PENISes glued together

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

Longwaha is long

>>136145
ZOMG

WahaLongPENISCat

Your fortune: Your harem is only just begining

>>136015
Take less drugs before wandering into the woods.

take more drugs before wandering into the woods

Take more drugs after taking more drugs

>>136015
I would start a religious order where one of the main tenets is that i get to marry many beautiful child brides.
...wait a minute

>>136161
I think you're on to something here.

>>136006
LOL. I mean... RUN NIGGA!!!!!
(・∀・) ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ε=ε=ε=┏(゜ロ゜;)┛

DAT SHYT CRAZZYYY

remember you don't need a gun
just wait there and call the police

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

l33t

the internet would be better with holes like that to piss, shit and cum into

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>Jan 2026
https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail/?scode=FIGURE-184336&rank=

Worst part of pre-order figures

(｀・ω・´)

(。・ω・。)

(` > ω < `)

ヽ(`⌒´メ)ノ

Where did she lern such RUDE language

I have a PENIS ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

this is what happens when you get lost in ten.iruyeh

>>136118
SUCK IT DOWN, WHORE.

nyoooooooooo

luxury cars like these are made for four groups of people

Rich Arabs
Rich indians
Rich chinese
Rich rappers

each of these groups are easily swayed by all this shiny plastic and faux leather, tablet interfaces with colorful baby UI. No offense, these cars are expensive but they are the rich person equivalent of having a "lifted truck", it costs a lot of money, and you technically are rich to afford it, but its not classy, its not sophisticated, and kind of expresses youre just going nuts with your cash like an ape - which to other - more wealthy people looks foolish

>>136032
- Posted from a 2015 Chrysler 200

>>136030
I'm never buying a Chinese car. Every car I've had has been Nipponese .

Whenever I'm driving I imagine myself piloting a zaku

I didn't know welsh speakers browsed heyuri

>>136105
Writing from my humble abode in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch to tell you how offended I am by your sarcastic jab at my language.

But it's awwright!

OM NOM NOM!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>136044
the amateur radio experience...

Do you need a license to buy one?

>>136071
No, to operate it yes but you don't REALLY need it

chinese sell FM/AM radio transmitters that have power ranges which far exceed FCC guidelines, they get past this by 1. not caring, 2. putting a dinky antenna on. 3. putting a warning on it, telling you that you can only broadcast so many distance
However, the antennas they use can be switched out with those baofeng whip antennas or even larger ones and can be operated in a very illegal way which i do not recommend Σ(;;ﾟДﾟ)

>>136071
>>136074
no one cares except the smelliest nerds and the oldest men. Both will try to report you to the FCC for not using the right jargon. They have nothing better to do and triangulating your location is like the most arousing thing they can imagine.