i would pay her if she shows me her pantsu!

Make her tailor my clothes
Fix me Martinis
Drink the Martinis so I don't become an alcoholic
Take notes while I dictate
Read me books
Dust the tough to reach corners under my bed
Carry me to bed when I'm too sleepy
Take me shopping and push me around in the shopping cart
Put things in the microwave for me
Play video games while I watch
Give my dog swimming lessons
Spy on my corporate rivals
Get me a corporate job so I can have corporate rivals
Polish my trousers
Assauge my egomania
Hire herself a maid to ease her workload

i actually have a maid but she is a 50 year old guatamalan woman who doesnt speak english and smokes like a pack of cigs everytime she comes around (once a month). i buy her a big mac meal everytime she comes over (execpt when its lent, then i get her a filet o fish meal instead)

>>111839
i would create a complex ritual code, whereby she has to cook and feed me all my food, and clean every part of my body, but i can never look her in the eye, and every time i touch her, i'm forced to perform a time-consuming ceremony to restore myself to a state of purity.

she would clean every bit of my house then she would drain my balls then she would hug me and sleep with me

but i am just a freak

>I spew over 9000 smiles!
All filled to the brim with spiders in between your gums!

>>111691

Blame the cobwebs in muh brain-cavities. /\/\/\(oOovvoOo)/\/\/\

Did you know that Christopher Columbus actually thought the earth was a little bit overweight?

I'm so sorry for killing you, little spiders!

>>111701
I don't know what he's talking about, she looks pretty flat to me...

https://youtu.be/d8AtRh22ibY?si=BJt37AU4XtyqNk6s

Official there songs from the eroge series where loli magical girls give birth to monsters

>>111592

Interesting that you chose to spend moar time talking about what you dislike than what you like. (´～`)

going through a bunch of music I listened to back in 2007 or so
Audioslave's first album is great. I'd probably rank it like 1st > 3rd > 2nd.
I absolutely remember the singer not sounding like he was moaning half the lyrics... but it's still good. (´人｀)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd5xn_Mb7YE

wide awake gives me chills from their 3rd album
he also has better enunciation at this point (＾Д^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA3pE_cLUdU

>>111934
it's life
there's more to dislike in general （⌒∇⌒ゞ）

>>111580
that's really a good song, didnt expect i would adict to a humming girl
where can i get more?

This. Try making your own.

I do play some old skool ero games, not loli ones, but ero in general.

But I prefer to play them on a real hardware with a CRT display, so my choices are limited since I only haev MSX & MSX2 systems. I wish I had the PC-88, PC-98, and MSX Turbo R computers as well to run lots of other software.

Also I'm not that good at Japanese to read VNs, but I'm working on that.

And yet another problem is that some ROMs are hard to find.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

I played lolita syndrome a long time ago

ANON! >:((((

CUM IN HER

yessir

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>111942
i would sex that corpse

;_;

*sigh* if only there was a real cake around

Cake isn't a lie, the problem is that Chell already ate it

>>111807
greedy chell

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

LOL, L
MA
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>>111933
Even. :)

cold showers sound liek torture...

I've done it a couple of times this summer, i don't know about any benefits that this has apart from it making exiting the shower much easier
Maybe you do feel slightly better for some time, like after masturbating or smoking a cig kinda way

If I have to shower I take cold ones too, easier on bills

I don't take cold showers but I take them in the dark sometimes. It's a great feeling.

I am a fashionista

tiny heads (´∇`)σ

I already feel old in 20s and miss being a teenager liek characters in animu, then I remember there are otaku on internet more than x2 of my age.

> I doesn't separate new vs. old - so new anime get released year after year. All of it is really good
Incorrect, new shit sucks and it's only going to get worse as DEI is slowly getting ahold of Japan

>>111814
hello. i was tsundere for anime (strong attachment to wanting to fit in and not become an outcast/be more normie) and only started watching stuff around 16. from what i can gather from your post is that more than just a failure to pursue anime, it is likely that life stress has caught up to you. time to heal, time to grow in that healed state to be more mature and face the world with more craft, is necessary to overcome the critical collapse of that loving self sustaining energy that normally fuels the self to act in love and kindness in all things. i pray for you my friend, as i myself am still such a slave to my past and pursuit of pleasure to abate it, running from healing and the more emotionally attuned self i see myself as becoming after healing. please do not despair, and if you have reliable people to turn to to give you a lot of unconditional love (think of the power of a pure and loving mother) please do not be afraid to turn to them. if you can surrender to the emergence of a new self who operates on principles of loving kindness, and learn not to fall into the trap of attaching to physical pursuits and escaping the present moment, then you will find great victory. God bless you

>>111892
In what ways has western influence made all new anime suck? I can count more series I like from the last 5 years than from the entire 20th century.

That's a very cute gurl . Source?

>>111860
always check saucenao for anime screenshots, it's pretty good at finding them
Shoyonoido Mako-chan is what you're looking for.

Maruko's butt

You probably have a myriad of these little guys on your face. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Dimoclidium Rayanosium

>>111897
I cast a spell. Whoever reads this will stay awake for 100 years.

>>111887
>how can you be him when i am you?
and i am also you

>>111889
you can't be me, I am you!

>>111889
>>111890
quiet, i am both of you.

it is too chaotic to be considered a conversation but yeah

>>111891
there's only 3 options:
1- you are both of us
2- we both are you
3- someone else is all 3 of us

>Imagine if there was a virus that bricked every iOS and Android device. The average IQ of internet users would instantly jump from 80 to 95. Now imagine it also took out every Windows device. The average IQ would jump far into the triple digits, maybe even above 110! You could go to message boards, forums, and maybe even mainstream social media to find actual discussion instead of just mindless spam!
You make a very good point, why aren't we working hard to create this virus? This should be an actual effort

>Almost everyone has enough food and entertainment stocked up to last a week.
This is hardly true, Most people under 30 probably don't have very much entertainment stored physically on discs or on their own drives. They stream most tv shows, films and music and most the people that play video games will get bored of the same two or so singleplayer games that they downloaded on mistake after a about a day probably.

>>111853
surely they have a few dusty books, DVDs, old video games, board games, card games or something laying around somewhere

>>111857
Quite a lot (although probably a minority) of them probably don't at all. For those that do have something like that most probably don't have very much or even ways to use such things eg cds and dvds also for most of them these will be OLD things from upwards of ten years ago, if they want to see anything from the last few years they're basically fucked

>>111857
some more ordinary people might have a couple DVDs or BDs
music would be rough these days for most people -- I download all my shit off of youtube to disk, but a lot of people just stream from there directly or use spotify, no one gets CDs anymore, few people buy MP3s/whatever, some people might have a handful of recently purchased records but not much at all

anything that phones home or is live service eats shit, and most people are pretty dependent on services for entertainment instead of straightforward products

honestly, I am absurdly well prepared for a no-internet entertainment desert
loads of stuff to play: fullsets for ROM-based systems, ISOs of my favorite games on disc, a bunch of actual discs and systems too
a fucking asston of youtube videos downloaded to disk, a bunch of anime, some movies (not as many as I should -- I mostly go to the theater to watch movies), my aforementioned big music library, etc
a few of my friends would be prepared too, but some would do much worse than others and finish everything in a month without trying

>>111757
I don't even know what board this is, and I'm not sure I care.

witnessed

>>111798
4 /int/
I guess it's a farely good GET, nowhere near as good as the 7777777 GET on 4 /h/