>>144518

>In the first line it refers to a singular person though, so even if referring to plural qualities, it's still correct.
I don't think that's how it works. You wouldn't say "her two eyes is pretty", you'd use the plural "are".

>>144177
Oh, I've had teh gfs. Many times. I used to be somewhat of a player, you know?
But they're not worth it. We all get old. Romance at old age is not worth it. It quickly becomes apparent it's all just a trap from mother nature (or teh Demiurge) to get you to make babies. Looks fade. Youth fades. Vigor fades. Chemical dependence (ie. love) fades.

In the end, even the thrill of fapping to lolis fades.

>In the end, even the thrill of fapping to lolis fades.

nevah!

>>144518
IMHO you should stop with your nerdy poetry shit and just rip off the lyrics of Can’t Take My Eyes Off You by Frankie Valli; the loli is too young to now about this song and she will probably liek it moer aneeweys

>>144541
But I wanted to write a poem for her. I felt inspired...

I'm a NEET, about to get a job. (or at least strongly considering it)

i heard neetism is on the rise ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

I have work in less than four hours!!
Do any of you workbees have coworker friends? I know one girl who's very nice to me, but to be fair she's super friendly with everyone. Aside from that I have tons of older coworkers and superiors who are "friendly" but I can tell they look down on me for being a mega autist who never talks to them. If only I had the self-esteem required to not care

I hated being a neet when I was one. Then I became a freelancer, and I hated the uncertainty. Then I became a wage slave, and I hated not having freedom. Then I became a freelancer again, and I hated the uncertainty again. Now I'm employed again, and I'm beginning to feel trapped.

I think I'm just fucked in teh head.

I'd rather die, be homeless, or on death row than work.

>>143756
>Anglo "otaku" have terminally rotted brains of consumerism
and japs don't? are you srs?

Japanese otakus are known for their insane consumerism. They buy two, one to open - and one to save.

>>144452
save for what, though? to resell? to open again in ten years when the original one has been "well-used?" have a storage closet full of things I already have would be a bit much

>>144458
>"well-used?"
Something like that, yeah.

>>144452
Check out the thing on the top, then buy one from the bottom to have the nicest untouched one
Buy one for regular use, second for collecting and third as a backup for either collection or use
Make sure it is first print for all of them or a limited one

>>144489
This is always teh case for Japanese{-hired} animators. And it impresses me.

>>144493
i love japanese animators so much. i have so much in common with them.

>>144487
I wish this and that other weird cartoon idea about the cute chick in space with an alien sidekick that john did right before he was blacklisted were picked up as tv shows.
The only show spumco got to make was ripping friends, and there aren't any LOLIS in that one, DAMMIT!

Johnny boy knew a thing err two about drawin lolis, mhhmmm
if Katie Rice is to be believed, he might have studied the real thing when he bought a pc in the mid 90s

This reminded me of the old Tom & Jerry cartoons I used to binge as a kid...

>>144503
This kid got drugged and molested by the movie director

1. Because America is viewed worldwide as high status country, you are an aristocrat thanks to your passport essentially and everyone likes to marry an aristocrat over a peasant. It's better to marry someone whose ancestors have a history of winning wars rather than those who were decimated and humiliated. Both extremes often go in chain of victory after victory or loss after loss.

2. America is a decent country to raise a family in. Lots of land, global domination so no external threats, effective police, top medicine, few laws towards how kids should be raised or how you can manage your own land in comparison to any other first world country. Feels very assuring. Men and women like to have a safe place to have a family. Spouse's passport is also an easy way to exit the country in case things go bad. Women seem to like security very much - not high risk and high rewards in unstable countries. There is no woman I know of who gambled, drunk/smoked until passed out, got into serious fights, or sold drugs - while every second dude I know did at least one.

3. Everything america is cool. Same case in europe. Same case everywhere. And an american husband must be cool too? What a great opportunity to show her female friends she is cooler than them. A general truth is that if you hump a woman expect all her friends to know your size and whether you are good or not - they like to gossip, brag and judge. She would receive positive gossips or gain lots of attention for such marriage.

4. Because they are limited quantity as 144441-san said. You might not get a second chance! Even if one night - she would have something to brag about.

5. I am not too sure how much it is a human instinct but since women are the choosers of mates they would aim for best genes and best genes often come from genetic diversity. If an outsider-man lived to adulthood and prospers - then it is safe to assume that his genes are not too bad. Having a family with someone out of tribe is somewhat an accelerated evolution since more genes are swapped in comparison to regular generation to generation mutations inside a group - and women like to have the fittest offspring. I am not a woman but that is what I suspect.


Men seem to just like any woman that wants to stay with him forever and she looks healthy enough to have children. The healthier - the more wanted by men, a source of why men have an obsession with porn where the healthiest women of earth are shown - no skin defects, sweet voice suggesting pe

Comment too long, view post No.144510 to see the full comment.

all hail longposter-kun orz

>>144510
So... in short you are saying that women may prefer American men due to perceived high status, security, and global prestige tied to their nationality. America offers safety, resources, and freedom, making it an ideal place to raise a family — qualities many women value highly. Cultural appeal, genetic diversity, and evolutionary instincts also play a role in attraction to foreign men, especially those seen as successful. Meanwhile, men generally prioritize health and availability in partners, driven more by reproduction instinct than status.

>>144509
I heard he was uncomfortable on set cause all teh faggots making the movie were ogling him but I didn't hear that.

Imagine dressing up your roboimouto in a girly blue school one-piece swimsuit and then touching this flat wooden plank of her little body pressing on the stomach and the back with both hands

you have a nerve to post 3dpg

i want to dedicate these numbers to my wife nina

I HAS TEH NERVE

Not fair, nerf the cat plz

>>144506
THATS...THATS TEH LVL 500 NEKO GUARD!!!! THAT IS TEH APPLE OF LIFE! EAT IT AND YOU GAIN 100 YEARS WORTH OF LIFE! HOWEVER, TEH CAT LOOKS EASY TO KILL, BUT THATS HOW HE TRICKS YOU INTO GAIN LIFE TO TEH APPLE. TEH NEKO HAS LIVED FOR 5000 YEARS!

neko pro

deserved! (｀∇´)

>>144367
PWNED!!

>>144416
Not if you use your brain

EYEM HUNGRY NAO ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

I have been poor fasted for long enough that I feel I am approaching true enlightenment. I've forgotten the taste of food, and lost my desire to eat.

>>144416
I’m trying to gain weight so I can start working out and attract a real life anime girl. Right now I am underweight

>>144478
Isn't the main obstacle here is being fat instead?

OI UR PISSIN ON ME ヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノ

and once in the tank they had fun playing cards, the end

it's just some western soft-porn comic
heyuri is really scrapping the barrel....

FAKE!1!
The real Red Army would raep him as soon as he surrendered and then castrate his pen0r for the motherland.
0/10 for historical inaccuracy robbing us of shota guro the working class people DEMAND

>>143843
Angelos World is blessed okei? (speaking with the spirit of the dormant loli who loved tanks and fantasy)

and uhmmm better than Merryweather i suppose....

>>143843
If the soft-porn is hot, I don't think it matters much where it comes from.

It means you have been chosen.
We're coming.

I've been religiously saving virtually all OC posted to Heyuri since May 2020 - I don't seem to have that image, so maybe it wasn't posted here

>it was the exact time when kuz took over heyuri so it must be kinda related to kuz
He was already co-admin since late May 2020, became the de facto admin after TEH HAX in early September 2020, and then "officially" became the admin after relaunching Heyuri in early December 2020

>so maybe it wasn't posted here
I definitely remember seeing it hear

>>144380
all I know is it was created with adobe photoshop cs6. maybe we can trace it back to a certain person with this info (´～`). yet I'm really puzzled, where exactly did I find this meme and why did I end up saving it

>>144380
will you ever consider making your collection public?

Yeah yeah, hold your horses. I'm coming... just five more minutes. [takes a slow drag]

Just gonna finish dis watamelon boss

Ayo shit, give homie a slice.

I shouldn't have hired a bunch of if I didn't want this half assed anyways.

i hired bunch of
only one died in a gruesome liveleak accident