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No.150738 [Reply]
anyone want 2 play chess? :nyaoo:

https://lichess.org/UOBvYdS7
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No.150739
well playedヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.150740
u too :biggrin:
I was confused about how to settle win at teh end :sweat2:
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i was looking at u guys play and it was rather painful...
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No.150743
>>150738
i am more of a checkers kind of guy. :dizzy:
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No.150712 [Reply]
HALLO
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.150676 [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.150693
>>150684
1. find other lolis and molest them with impunity
2. start a gang/harem of lesbian lolis
3. find a hot female lolicon that has a place to live (doesn't need to be fancy)
4. make the best CP ever
5. be like heisenberg in breaking bad but with CP instead of meth, all while being immune to getting in any trouble for it because I'm technically one of the "victims" in the CP
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>>150693
make the best Chiyo Penguin evar :biggrin:
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No.150715
>>150684
meet up with another heyurizen who also got loli'd
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>>150683
Why are there MTLs out there when it was officially translated on DLsite?
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No.150357 [Reply]
do you ever catfish? :unsure:
I find it shocking how many guys are willing to believe I'm a girl with absolutely no proof... or maybe they just don't care? :sweat2:
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No.150709
>>150708
2
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No.150710
>>150709
goo goo ga ga 👶
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No.150711
>>150709
Rule 0!!! MODS BAN THIS BABY!! :angry:
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>>150711
heyuri is a kindergarten, you didnt know?
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>>150708
I claim to be 56 years old, partly to stop people from DM'ing me but also because it would imply I was born in 1969 and that's a funny number.
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No.150730 [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.150731
i drink paint to get high :dance2:
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No.150732
🚬:nyaoo2:
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No.150622 [Reply]
wtf :dizzy:
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No.150629
BEEEEEP
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>>150627
from her voice and appearance triggers flags in my head to identify her has invasive. ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌ idunnorly.
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No.150634
>>150628
Thanks anon. Lolitubers are always nice, even if they aren't lewd.

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>>150632
Fine, if you don't want her I'll take her. I wonder how much her wedding dowry is? :kuma6:
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No.150667
i am in the same situation, i can only afford a picture of an air conditioner （ ´,_ゝ`）
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No.150724
>>150634
>if you don't want her I'll take her.
all yours shes ugly anyways. :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No.150722 [Reply]
ZOMG PENIS PEPPERS
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No.150723
@cock, is this true? :huh:
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No.150694 [Reply]
HEYURIZENS, LEND ME YOUR EARS!
I am a 23 year old man. I don't have a regular job, my mom and dad are my only RL friends and I don't belong to any social groups on-line or have SNS accounts. THAT BEING SAID, I have a new goal in life:
My stature is decidedly masculine, so I cannot be called "cute" by any definition of the word. But I want to use my features to become THE HOTTEST SHUT-IN THERE IS!

I come to you to strategize and to ask important information such as:
- What is considered hawt nowadays? Is Zac Effron still the standard?
- What muscles make you the hawtest? How do I get abs?
- HOW DO I INTO BEING HAWT?
And teh like.

I await your advice with b8d breath. :-)
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You have to shout “Nigger” 20 thrembillion times from your roof. :glare1:
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Sorry OP, but this is what's considered hot for males now.
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No.150721
brush your PENIS with a toothbrush and toothpaste everyday like it's a big silly tooth and post videos of that online somewhere (not here)
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No.150114 [Reply]
wat are heyurizens favorite songs
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No.150470
>I probably shouldn't have though because now I can't stomach a second of it anymore.
so depressing when that happens (;´Д`)
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Classic
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This is my fav song and will be until the end of time.
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No.150847
I spammed https://up.heyuri.net/warota.php with songs I like
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No.150590 [Reply]
A toast... to Heyuri!
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No.150638
I loev HEYURI!! :iyahoo:
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No.150658
>>150610
UNSTOPPABLE :onigiri:
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No.150682
>>150638
but does heyuri love you? :unsure:
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No.150692
>>150682
I don’t know anymoar :cry:
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No.150828
>which the new admin secretly encouraged
I see this now, but for the record I wouldn't say that - all other things he has done aside, the old admin explicitly banned raiding Heyuri on his other site and gave me permission there to enforce that
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No.150558 [Reply]
Use the Tegaki button in the post form and draw something ITT. it can be anything, even squiggles. ヽ(´∇` )ノ
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>>150641
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No.150663
>>150640
i love this one, epic win :kuma6:
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No.150677
>>150652
How do you tagaki so good? :cry:
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No.150681
>>150677
the simple truth is that Balsamic Sauce-sama is a God who currently resides in the fluffy cloud heaven, surrounded by angels and a constant chorus that sings of His deeds and sometimes He descends upon us to bless our eyes with one of His works
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No.150643 [Reply]
In Japan pictures of flowers are censored because they are reproductive organs （ ´,_ゝ`）
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same with mushrooms
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in japan gurls' reproductive organs are not censored because they don't have reproductive organs （ ´,_ゝ`）
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No.150655
it leaves a lot to teh imagination :nosebleed:
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TOO OLD :kuma6:
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No.150014 [Reply]
I came back to my 16 tb drive and the terminal started puking out lots of write errors, dead sectors but I don't want it to die, smart says it got cancer

I dropped my unscrewed thinkpad and broke off some inductive part a month ago and I can't solder it back in so I got a new one until I figure out how to do it without frying all the silicon, such a sad loss

And now my beloved drive is leaving me for our Father!? No no no :cry:
I will investigate! But first I must back up lolis if it suddenly b0rkz

If it breaks completely I will feed it firecracker pills for good health and amusement of heyurizens
I hope it doesn't though, do you have dead sector drives that lived long after getting diagnosed with HDD AIDS?
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No.150664
>>150661
>any other suggestions for humiliating the chiyo penguin stash?
Coat it in batter and deep fry it! =D
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No.150665
If any european wants to travel across the continent to get an unregistered gunpowder gun and powder just ask me and I will get the gun in advance for you and you just grab it
I would only expect for you to cover the cost of the gun, I don't need to make money off of it, guns are fun :biggrin:
If i buy excess powder i could hand you powder as well
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No.150666
>>150664
I feel bad wasting food :cry:
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No.150670
>>150666
awww fair enough :x3:

>>150665
>unregistered gunpowder gun and powder
Wait, is it like one of those flintlocks from the 1800s? I'm assuming you're not handloading brass cartridges, so that's the only use for gunpowder I can think of :smile:.

The only other thing I can suggest is to microwave itz but that will probably blow up the microwave as well :rolleyes:.
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No.150674
Install Gentoo. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.150605 [Reply]
mmmmm (´￢`) wiener
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No.150607
the only wiener i like is my own!
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No.150608
>>150607
im happy for u ヽ(´∇` )ノ
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No.150609
>>150608
thank you!
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No.150668
(___)__)/////////////D
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No.150151 [Reply]
I want to try some kvass but inconsistent reviews have made me unsure what brands are best. Anyone with experience pls give your thoughts about it. thx (´ー` )
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this is my favorite but its best if you make it your own or get something locally brewed :biggrin:
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No.150286
>>150256
go to russia, finland, or estonia and get it straight from the source
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>>150151
>>150285
These kvases are pretty small... unlike my HUGE KVAS :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>150151
most KBAC I had outside of Russia are too sugary and sweet. They must make special american version.
avoid this one in the picture, it is not only too sweet but has almost no flavour
I have seen you can buy a 'kit' you use to make KBAC yourself which was alright.
sorry I don't remember which KBAC is the best... I had it so long ago and it was so good I loved it but never remembered which one it was... （ ´,_ゝ`）
all you heyurian slavaboos make me feel bad about being so out of touch with my background
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>>150646
>all you heyurian slavaboos make me feel bad about being so out of touch with my background
Mnie się wydaje że większość anonów w tej nitce jednak jest słowianami, w końcu oprócz Turków na Heyrui jest pełno Polaków i Rosjan, pare też anonów z Bałkanów tutaj widziałem
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