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Im a raver!

I love stimulants! O H Y E A H

:onigiri:
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RAVE :dance2:
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>>157596
I fucking love this song, man. :cool:
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same :dance:
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>>157575
what do you think of Special D? I loved this garbage as a kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ChKhmFhi1A

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test
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>>157744
kaguya (・∀・)
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>>157744
translation:
If you reply with dice d =, you can roll dice: the number before the d is how many dice (1–10), and the number after it is how many sides each die has (1–9999). After you roll, the number in parentheses on the right shows the total sum of the dice on the left. On Touhou Ura, people often use it for drawing prompts, pairing characters, or picking which character to fap to.
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dice2d10=1, 1 (2)
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dice15d6=
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dice1d14=12

hi first time here!!! :waha::waha: also you all are so fucking old!!!!! hahahaha!!!! :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
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>>157705
сам ты цыган сука :angry:
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>>157700
I love traps and chicks with dicks…
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welcome :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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I'm young on the inside... ( ´,_ゝ`)
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>also you all are so fucking old!!!!!
What kind of disrespect is this combined with such faggotry?

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el chupacabra!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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Life
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the artist didn't reproduce the embarrassed girl putting her head in her hands! Despite it being moe!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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Wahahahaha! What kind of loser uses WPS Office? If you're too poor to afford Microsoft Office (what a loser!), you could at least not be totally embarrassing and use something like Libreoffice instead! Wow hahaha!
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>>157638
>>157639
What a hero. :biggrin:
>>157653
This is the really embarrasing thing here. :biggrin:
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Human Fall Flat

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I have kidnapped Heyuri-tan
If this thread doesn't reach at least 20 replies i will kill her
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>>157635
>sage is an anti-reply, so now there are only 4 replies lol
is sage NEGATING a reply or just not counted? -1 or 0 :glare:
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STOP KILLING HEYURI-TAN!! (ノД`、)
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>>157618
>>157601
>>157636
a post is a post, don't matter what's inside it's email field :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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i'm an honourable kidnapper so i freed her
now we're best friends
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>>157680
WIN ending! :iyahoo:

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flat chests will save the world
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justice! :iyahoo:
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They may save the world, but they will not save your guitar strings
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>>157624
that is a bass
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A bass guitar is still a guitar, but that's not a bass :unsure:

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My 12 year old son came to me (dad) really embarrassed yesterday and said he wet the bed. I said okay and that we could strip the bed and put it in the washing machine. It didn’t look like a pee spot to me though so I asked “you sure you peed?”

He starts crying a little bit and says “no this white stuff came out.” Oh boy. We’ve had a version of “the talk” but I kept it high level and did not cover wet dreams. I asked him if he knew what it was and he said “the stuff to make babies with I guess. I forget the word.” I said yeah but went into detail more about wet dreams and things with proper terminology.

He says “I just want it to stop. It’s like hard all the time and I can’t get it to go away and it’s so annoying and now I’m making this mess which is gross and I just want it all to stop I hate it.” He’s still partially crying.

I say “have you ever heard of [the m word]?” He says “I don’t know. Like kinda.” I say “well some people find touching or rubbing themselves down there feels really good and it can help relieve some tension and may make wet dreams less frequent since the stuff comes out another way. But everyone is different. It’s normal and safe in moderation. But it is a private activity. You should keep it to yourself.”

He said “I like kinda did that but nothing came out. Maybe I can try again.” I just said that was a private decision and up to him. I’ve never cringed so hard in my life but I tried to stay calm.

Today he comes to me and says “sorry about yesterday. Thanks for not freaking out on me. I guess I should’ve known all that.” I told him he had nothing to be sorry about and he was fine. He said “can we pretend that like that never happened?” I chuckled and said sure. He gave me a quick hug and ran away.
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>>157366
this story sounds so obviously fake to me, lol:sweat2:
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>>157359
lol this movie rulez
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show him how a real man faps
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>>157357
i always peed uncontrollably when i did that, though in my case it was the palm of my hand
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PEDO! :glare:

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Forgot to feed my garloids this morning :cry:
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>>175553
you could call me an 'indoor garloid farmer' then :cool: specializing in the milk sector :cool: :cool:
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They’re scary. My best friend is a farmer and one of her garloids slithered up my VAGINA the other day! :blush::cry:
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>>157554
Yeah since Garloid farms aren't heavily subsidized, minor errors in the production process can really kill the price. There has been a disease going around for Garloids where it doesn't show any affect on the outside until they die, making it almost impossible to detect at the moment.

The ease of Garloid production compared to other meats is offset by stuff like this. They are notoriously difficult to keep entirely healthy until they're ready. They also like to try to crawl up the farmers' asses and most don't like that. :glare:
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>>157562
U gotta be chill. I let my garloids crawl up my ass for enrichment - it makes them happy which increases milk.

Just part of the job
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This kinda reminds me of those “homunculus” things that guy used to make on YouTube.

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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describe this image using one word only ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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disgusting :dark:
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neutral :huh:
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Confusing :dizzy:
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Interesting :sweat3:
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delicious:drool:

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IS IT GAY TO FALL IN LOVE WITH AN HERMAPHRODITE?
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ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT
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Yes/no

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No face is moe :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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latest shops are win
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ゴゴゴ !! ザ ・ ハンド !! ゴゴゴ
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Mwee
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>>157511
I lol'd, you got me.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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necrofag is a FAGGOT and ignored my invitation for him to play hang man.

so let's have a game ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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N :nigra:
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TOTAL INTERNET DOMINATION
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>>157528
YOU ARE CORRECTO

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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DELETE THIS ヽ(`Д´)ノ


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