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No.148387 [Reply]
Lets try this on our friends
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No.148483
>>148387
hypnosis is cool.... but never (got) tried it on
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>>148483
Gaze at the center of the spiral. Pay attention only to that. As you stare into the spiral, scan your body with your mind, starting at your toes and moving slowly upward to your scalp. Release any tension that is in your muscles. You are starting to feel very relaxed now. You are in a safe place. There is nothing to worry about. You feel so very relaxed. You feel your willpower melting away. You are relaxed and ready to obey. Obey and relax. There is now only one thought in your mind...

"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
"I will post pictures of my tits on Heyuri."
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No.148488
>>148485
i will post myself !! .. this weekend.. i just dont know if i should use body marking or just paper,, to write heyuri
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>>148488
You should write degrading things on your body. :drool:
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No.148492
>>148491
i will !! of course !!
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No.148338 [Reply]
if megan was my robot daughter i'd change her name to vicki and have her wear a red dress with a white apron every day!
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No.148430
did they make her unatractive on purpose
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No.148438
you can always make one! :saitama:
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No.148439
>>148430
idk did god make you unattractive on purpose ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
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Don't get any funny ideas bud!
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>>148466
why not? i like to make people laugh!
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No.148450 [Reply]
SOUP!
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No.148464
That's just a picture of soup, I can't eat that. :angry:
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No.148479
>>148464
There are also some freshly placed chopsticks :drool:
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No.148445 [Reply]
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKNOFUKKENWAY!!111!!1
- yukari-sensei
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No.148451
What's the dyke angry about anyway? :closed-eyes: Did she burn her VAGINA in an ultra violent tribadism session :closed-eyes2:
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No.148465
she ran out of ciggies
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No.148467
>>148451
That's why you use extra lube. VAGINA rugburn is no joke. :closed-eyes:
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No.148429 [Reply]
I'll give five (5) internets to whoever who's able to write the best dialogue that these two young lovers(?) could be having
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.148433
AYO BITCH WHERE MAH MONEY AT :angry:
NIGGA I AIN'T GOT NONE NOBODY WANTS MY STANK ASS COOCHIE :cry:

:nigra: THE END :nigra:
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No.148444
>>148432
lol
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No.148446
yo y da fuk da mufuggin markin up on my house???

wut u sayin bitch dat shiz ben ther all-ways

NO IT WU'NT THER WEN WE DUN GIT HERE NIGGA

bitch shut da fuk up n giv me wut u got

Y DA FUK U DOIN Y U GOT A KNIFE???

[screaming]

[screaming intensifies]

[screaming stops]

das wut u git bitch
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No.148452
"hey did that creepy photographer stop following us around?"
"no, it looks like he's still here, let's ignore him for a bit longer and then call the police if he doesnt leave"
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No.148434 [Reply]
:nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No.148440
WE'RE GONNA DO SUM HAX
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No.148404 [Reply]
giving the ol' xbox a bath ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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Xbath
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I'll join in! :biggrin:
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No.148436
looks longingly at my xbox, "hey baby~" ( ´ω`)
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playing my gamecube in the bath :happy:
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No.147717 [Reply]
POSTING A HEYURI THREAD :biggrin:
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No.148055
>>147717
that is a lovely green
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No.148410
what makes the thread heyuri
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>>148055
i like green too
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.148428
>what makes the thread heyuri
its made of LOLs and teh green :waha:
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No.148378 [Reply]
am i the only one that finds it crazy that after all these years, you still cant see your total k/d ratio in csgo?
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No.148379
im pretty sure its a method by valve to get more prime players. the only way to see your full stats is to use a 3rd party tracker and those trackers require you to use an api token that you can only get if you pay for prime every month
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No.148415
Might be an intentional choice to emphasize the team-based nature of the game. :closed-eyes:
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No.148416
only position on the table matters
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No.148409 [Reply]
What are you gonna do with that crowbar? :sweat:
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No.148414
Shove it up your ass, hopefully. :biggrin:
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No.148296 [Reply]
HOLY SHIT ANON LOOK UP... someone wrote gullible on your ceiling
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No.148298
WAT
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No.148300
Incorrect. I checked and there are only a bunch of lizards with human faces stuck to my ceiling, soundless, they sometimes stare at me and send orders through their minds to me. They appear from behind the lamp and watch me only moving their heads but never walking on the ceiling. They disappear whenever I want to light the room and they do not appear on photos I took despite them being cleraly visible so I can't show them with a timestamp. Only their shadows move whenever a car passes by, lighting my room a tiny bit. Strange but whatever. And they don't make any writings!
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No.148308
>>148296
saved gif. also not fooling me
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No.148408
you fooled me :closed-eyes:
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No.148413
>>148296
You're supposed to spoiler that latter part, baka troll. :closed-eyes:
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No.148411 [Reply]
Anyone played V Rising before? Vampires r cool and its on 50% sale on steam
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No.148164 [Reply]
My cum sock reeks of wet dog hair after 2 weeks of usage. :dark:
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>>148164
Why use a sock? Tissues or paper towels are much better yes?
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No.148313
One time I tried to use an apple as an onahole, but it was an unpleasant experience for two reasons:
-The apple was very solid, so using it to masturbate was less pleasurable than simply masturbating with my hand
-I was afraid of carving a hole too large in the apple, hence rendering it unusable as an onahole... So the hole I carved was too small, and I ended up breaking the apple with my PENIS.

If anybody knows of a fruit that's pleasurable to fuck, feel free to inform me about it ヽ(´.｀)ノ

btw: no, I didn't eat the apple after ejaculating with it
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No.148374
>>148313
have you tried using a boiled potato? if it's overcooked it's much softer than a raw apple. just make sure to let it cool a bit before sticking your dick in it.
you can also use a microwave instead of boiling if you want, but the potato might be too hard
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No.148393
>>148309
It's more comfortable to use that sock sometimes (usually only in bed).
Otherwise i use tissues or paper towels.
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No.148394
i just let it land wherever ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.148381 [Reply]
Musu is a BITCH for not giving waha teh bread :angry::angry::angry::angry:
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No.148385
you know what happen to bitchz. THEY GET FUCKING RAEP'D
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No.148359 [Reply]
Ara ara~ little boy, are you lost?
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No.148361
I'm not lost. I am exactly where I desire to be :nosebleed:
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No.148365
y-yes :nosebleed:
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haha no.
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No.148377
would you believe me if i told you that i've masturbated to every woman in this pic at some point in my life?
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>>148377
yes, yes I would believe you.
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