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No.152874 [Reply]
I suddenly remembered a thread from quite a long ago when a bunch of russians were discussing stuff.

They were talking about some supersonic warming device for balls to reach 35 celcius or something and whether the dude should get it and how it works and everything.

It was brilliant because he said that near his block there was a pack of 13-15 year olds who would do anything for alcohol and he thought of changing his usual deal to to fuck them for vodka a bit, now without protection.

Guy wanted that device to kill sperm cells as they die when temperature is too high and directed blasting with waves does not help them survive. You have a ballsack hanging out so far away from your body for a reason - sperm wouldn't be able to survive in your regular body temperature. I think ballsack is supposed to stay much cooler and if you raise the temperature by some 2 or 3 celcius then sperm melts to death. So he thought if he killed the sperm then he would be able to fuck them without protection and finish inside and asked other dudes if they used it and could confirm it works.

I wonder if he really bought it.
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No.152879
Couldn't he just soak his balls in water at 45 C before the SEX? That seems more practical.

Other than that, the only time I've heard of something similar was about exposing your balls to microwaves.
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>>152877
Exactly what you read. I am sure I conveyed the message as I had intended to convey.

There is such technology, or so they claim. I saw some of those ball boiling pots but I am not sure that it is as efficient as regular gum. Besides warming must take a long time to make sure that all sperm is dead and frying balls is not a nice feeling anyway. Probably for this reason it is not popular.

>>152879
I am not sure. He wanted a dedicated ball boiler.
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No.152881
>>152880
Ok so it is real, but somewhat unreliable since it works by slowing down sperm production.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat-based_contraception

The methods used include hot showers above 40 C, a weird CBT ring you put to push your balls back into your abdomen, and ultrasound heating.
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No.152899
at that point i'd just wear a condom... :xd:
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No.152901
I'd either get a vasectomy, try to pull out every time, or just impregnate all of them
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No.152894 [Reply]
here, have a flower ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.152895
Thx! Here's urs: 🌺
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I recorded ducks feeding recently
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And tadpoles
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No.152851 [Reply]
Our next "live stream" will look like this. Kaguya just OK it. :nosebleed:
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>>152854
he's there. look closer. :kuz:
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>>152856
🔍:dizzy:
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behind every window sits a pervert.
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No.152863
this lascivious shipping of kaguya and kuz feels like it belongs on /j/ :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No.152893
zOMG hot!ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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No.152859 [Reply]
paintu-san~
she cute
repost/bump
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No.152862
I am aroused by circles. :drool:
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No.152892
*fap fap fap*
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No.152507 [Reply]
peaches are so delicious! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>152675
america got apple for paying
nippon got suica for paying

fruits grow on plants!
fruits should not do money transfers!
they are too small and too inanimate to do such responsible things!!!
how hilarious and silly!!!

why dont we get rich and steal apples from trees and break them apart?
they should contain money! apples of apple pay should be full of GREEN bills!!!
japanese destroy teh suica in summer, they know it!

i want to beat ibuki with a bat too for good fortune
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No.152774
MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO

TS SO TUFF BOIIII
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No.152805
I just ate a peach. It was fucking great. 👍(´∇`)✌

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>>152774
Kevin: yo 😂 ✌️
yo: gurt 🥀

damn is 😂 🎉
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>>152850
I feel like I'm having a stroke reading this. ( ´ω`)
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No.152266 [Reply]
99% of the shit I have saved is kawaii as fuck.
Like sure, that's fine, but I'm a 30-something year old man and I still like cool things, I shouldn't only have cute shit saved. ( ´ω`)
So, post blatantly cool things!

also, I don't have many to start, which is why I'm asking lol
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.152707 [Reply]
A promotional event for pokemon at japanese mcondalds caused a scalping rush which left poor innocent lolis without ANY pokemon cards for themselves! and a lot of food waste, as scalpers were buying food just for the pokemon card and leaving the food behind!

This caused a spiritual eathquake which opened the seal on the gates of Mcdonald land, releasing Ronald into the mortal realm once again, as evident by his return to western advertising ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2z2lT0LMEY )
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best friendz4evah~ :waha:
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🍔🍔
🍔🍔:waha:🍔
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>>152795
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Do you prefer chicken strips or chicken nuggets? I like chicken nuggets more personally :kuz:

Your fortune: Very bad luck

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>>152840
chicken sandwiches

Your fortune: LOLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

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No.152837 [Reply]
lol that Kae so silly. :biggrin:
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ha! (´∇`)σ
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.152468 [Reply]
The first half of Be Here now, as it is, it's actually better than Definitely Maybe. Unfortunately, it starts to drag when it reaches "Fade In-out".
It almost feels like they released an extended version and forgot about the regular one. This could've been a 10/10 if they took 4-6 songs out or let only a couple of tracks over 5 minutes.
I mean, All Around the World is 9 minutes, is followed by a 7 minute song and then the album ends with a reprisal. It's absurd
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No.152514
No. No, no. No nonononononononononono
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No.152715
Their music always seemed middle-of-the-road and nondescript to me - a bit too "Beatles Lite" and kinda dull - but then I'm not a fan of rock music in general :sweat2:

That said, I just went through some of their hit singles and I remembered pretty much all of them, so I guess they had "something" - though that could have just been too much airplay :xd:
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No.152821
>Their music always seemed middle-of-the-road and nondescript to me - a bit too "Beatles Lite"

This is my issue with them as well. wonderwall is their one unique contribution (and actually quite great)--when I started actually listening to their albums in full I was shocked. People actually think they were competitive with guys like Blur? Blur was actually doing something rather unique. Oasis as just part of that dead-end 60s nostalgia wave that haunted the 90s.
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No.152839
>wonderwall is their one unique contribution (and actually quite great
Don't Look Back in Anger is a better rock ballad, IMO
Honestly, i don't fully get the Beatles comparison, Oasis leans more heavily into the rock sound. They might be inspired by The Beatles, but not fully derivative
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No.152785 [Reply]
I'm glad kuz is doing well
Much love to this awesome site <3
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.152823 [Reply]
on tjis tread letf spek pengkish
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No.152824
i donr want to spek penglsih
you cent make do whay i sotn wane to do ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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No.152826
oh god another one of these threass...
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No.152835
My dick better not talk back during fap sessions. :angry:
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No.152662 [Reply]
You're telling me it's NOT normal to drink soda instead of water???:glare:
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*slurps*
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No.152778
water sounds gross. don't tell me people actually drink that!

Your fortune: Tomo will strangle you in your sleep

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No.152786
I also do this hehe
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>>152778
let me tell you an old story
God made a man, the first man who walked earth, the man who first achieved reasoning.
Pushed by his naive curiosity he travelled the world far and wide, saw all that could be seen, heard all that could be heard and touched all that could be touched.
For 100 days he travelled, for 100 nights he slept, but it was on the 100th day that he fell on his knees: "God!" he implored "I hath satiated my thirst for knowledge, but the thirst lingers still! Help thine faithful servant, I implore Thee!"
A pool of water formed beneath the man's knees and God spoke "I shall grant your wish, drink, my child, drink and satiate your thirst"
The man looked ahead, searching for the source of the water, behind some rocks, was a loli pissing

water is loli piss. The end
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No.152822
your suposed to heat the soda b4 drinking, STUPID!!

Your fortune: Only time will tell

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No.152806 [Reply]
https://yuisuki.net/goatse/

goatse inside ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.152807
*fap fap fap*
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No.152808
LOL
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No.152809
I LOL'd. Thx hachi. I will cast another PENIS enlargement spell for you. *whoosh*
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No.152813
i want to get goatse'd more often now (´￢`)

Your fortune: mah pen0z is bigger than uurz

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No.152798 [Reply]
PENIS

Your fortune: You have cancer

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fu-chan doesnt like dirty words!!!
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No.152803
>>152799

my PENIS is clean :angry:
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fu-chan thinks thats a shame. As only dirty people may join us!
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No.152796 [Reply]
fishiiiii~fish. if u eat fish, it swim in your stomach. dead tho. it still swims.
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No.152800
that's how i lost my last pet goldfish

Your fortune: Bad luck

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