>>146911
i used to be gay, but i took an arrow in teh ANUS

everybody thinks i'm gay and they're kind of right except for the fact that i like GIRLS

>>146916
you mean girls (♂)?

>>146918
i like ALL kinds of girls

>>146912
I used to be straight, until I took a PENIS in teh ANUS.

i think the hallowen guy dancing is way older than that

this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x33fVB3iNs
it's from 2021, something about the pumpkin guy looking like a character from the gundam movie (which was released the same year)

I loved this one, because I'm one of the 19 people who actually played the game and was delighted to see mentioned. It was a headfuck finding an onahole based on it last year though.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>146738
The Japanese will find anything funny and hold onto it for as long as possible
>>146740
I didn't know he went there. That's cool.

Sux 2 b Jeebus

(´∇`)σ (´∇`)σ (´∇`)σ

*pochitto*

Indeed - I r an puddle (;´Д`)

>>146901
I'd bet I'd feed these girls a pot pie. You guys bet me?

it was 116 degrees outside today

its getting cold for me ヽ(´∇`)ノ

>>146921
be careful with your ground harness (;´Д`)

lol yui

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>146894
LOL CROTCH KIKKU

I PREFER TEH BACKGROUND

look at that sexy number 59.60 (´￢`)

the right face is for teh geys

i found a few in minecraft

I raised a japanese chinese fire belly newt for 8 years but it died of an unknown reason

>>146689
do u have more photos of the lil guy? :D

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>>146873
HEY! you can't retroactively sage my post!! my bump counted, it moved the post to the top, I saw it!!

bumping again

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

shitting while i sage
sageing while i shit

>>146604
Once I went to take a piss in the trees and saw a white trash couple having sekkusu on the ground. It wasn't a beautiful nature spot either, it was near a cellphone tower where there were empty beer cans cigarette butts and other pieces of litter strewn about.

>>146661
should have join them

loli hates big boob

>>146621
because he knew she would still be able to see his PENIS

JKs hate islamic regime

rub your clitoris while shitting to relieve your poop-anxiety, also to entertain yourself because you're gonna be on the potty a long time from teh sound of things (´￢`)

wait for the cramps (´∇`)

.

.. pyu

pyo?

>>146793
Thanks for teh heads up, I think I'll try them then.


What do Mevius smokes taste like compared to Western cigarettes?

>>146799
I always smoked menthols because they are yum. Honestly, they are probably the same as in the west, but they are available there, but not here. The initial puffs always have the strongest of the flavouring. Externally, you'll still smell the same. There are more options for getting far stronger and heavier tasting cigarettes in Japan, hell, Asia and the third world generally. Japan will maintain a decent standard for them at least.

As for making the order, go for the minimum limit for the first order, which is two cartons (I think). You can then verify if anything has changed from what I've said and see how your customs may act, while also cutting any potential losses.

Another thing I miss from Japan? Smoking rooms inside hotels, bars, cafes, etc. Glorious.

>>146800
If I must get two cartons, then I think I'll try Seven Stars too. The packaging looks nice and apparently these are the ones that are supposed to stink less.

>>146808
For the sake of experimentation, I set up a test purchase, seems like there's no minimum or maximum purchase now. Also I'd forgotten to mention, shipping starts at 6000 JPY for 1-2 cartons, then 2000 JPY for each additional carton after that.

No, I'm not on commission, why do you ask that?

>>146834
Who should I say sent me so that you get your 15%?

*gets nervous*.... uh....
ohayo minasan!! I erm... uh... need fwerns :<
so who would liek 2 b mai fren!!!

furst u need 2 no about me :D
mai name is kaguya and I like anime, guro, and video game!!! yayyyyy ^_^
but i might have autism, adhd, or ocd or something.....
because of things kaguya wont get into rwight now :< *nya ** :/
but anyway *meow* here are some things about me
i wanna make my websites grow
I wanna learn german, french, russian and japanese
I wanna play more on my computer
i wanna play lots and lots of eroge!
I wannaaaanget mai college degree
I am a reincarnation of the moon princess and want to restore dai nippon teikoku (kaguya is being serious)
I want to read lots and lots and learn A LOT :D

kaguya is also a hikki NEET
kaguya is not autistic

erm.... so here is kaguyas email... >,> lets email each other and have FUN

KAGUYA ALSO LIKES RSS FEEDS
AND VPNS
AND TECHNOLOGY

here is kaguyas email .... plsss email kaguya and use kaguyas pgp fingerprint for fun ^_^

PGP Fingerprint:
429A32B3A35DA72415A49C97B1DB10B616F7F8E2
Mai email:
kaguy4@protonmail.com


(the reason kaguya thinks he has ocd is because its rlly hard for him to play anything else than eroge on his computer cus he uses his right hand instead of left . And he doesnt skip the dilagoue. and kaguya has been having ocd related thoughts relating to his pee pee that makes it hard to play eroge ): but with all this said kaguya is NOT MENTALLY ILL. mentall illness is not real and was made by doctors to take otaku away from their waifus. So kaguya now needs to play on his pc (its A REALLY NICE COMPUTER HE BUILT IT HIMSELF AND BOUGHT PARTS HIMSELF) in order to defeat his ocd related thoughts. If you want to help kaguya iin his mission you can become his friend and post on heyrui with him!!)

so email me and lets have fun :D

*gets nervous*.... uh....
hello everynyan!! I erm... uh... need MONEY :<
so who would liek 2 b mai EMPLOYER!!!

furst u need 2 no about me :D
mai name is ANONYMOUS HEYURI EMPLOYEE-001 and I like LONG WORK HOURS, UNPAID OVERTIME, and WEEKEND WORK!!! yayyyyy ^_^
but i might have SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, TEMPTATIONS OF CONSIPIARCY, or a gameboy advance or something.....
because of things ANONYMOUS HEYURI EMPLOYEE-001 wont get into rwight now :< *nya ** :/
but anyway *UUUUGH* here are some things about me
i wanna make A LOT OF MONEY
I wanna learn MONEYSPEAK
I wanna MAKE more on HAZARD PAY
i wanna play lots and lots of SOCIAL games!
I wannaaaanget mai STRESS RELATED ILLNESSES
I am an capatalist and i belive in the MONEY (I AM is being serious)
I want to read lots OF PAPERWORK and lots and learn A LOT OF FINANCE :D

ANONYMOUS HEYURI EMPLOYEE-001 is also UNEMPLOYED RIGHT NOW
ANONYMOUS HEYURI EMPLOYEE-001 is not UNDER MENTAL DISTRESS ACCORDING TO THE DSM-5

erm.... so here is MY WORK email... >,> lets email each other and have FUN

ANONYMOUS HEYURI EMPLOYEE-001 ALSO LIKES RSS FEEDS
AND SLACK CHATS
AND MICROSOFT OFFICE 365

here is ANONYMOUS HEYURI EMPLOYEE-001 email .... plsss email ANONYMOUS HEYURI EMPLOYEE-001 and use ANONYMOUS HEYURI EMPLOYEE-001 pgp fingerprint for fun ^_^

PGP Fingerprint:
D0NTW0RRY4ABOUT1T
Mai email:
kaguy4pr0xy@heyuri.net

(the reason ANONYMOUS HEYURI EMPLOYEE-001 thinks he has SUICIDAL TENDENCIES is because its rlly hard for him to MAKE ANY MORE than 400 YEN PER HOUR on his ZERO HOUR CONTRACT cus he uses LOTS OF HOURS for that AND HASNT SEEN HIS FAMILY IN A LONG TIME so he got used to DEATH . And he stopped playing WITH HIS CHILD. and ANONYMOUS HEYURI EMPLOYEE-001 has been having SUICIDE related thoughts relating to his SALARY that makes it hard to SEE HIS FAMILY ): but with all this said ANONYMOUS HEYURI EMPLOYEE-001 is NOT MENTALLY ILL. KAGUYA is not CONTROLLING HIM and was made by HIS OWN DELUSIONS to prescribe HEYURIZENS on bullshit CGI GAMES. So ANONYMOUS HEYURI EMPLOYEE-001 now needs to play WITH his CHILDREN (SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TAKE CARE OF THEM) in order to defeat his ANGRY WIFE. If you want to help ANONYMOUS HEYURI EMPLOYEE-001 iin his mission you can become his EMPLOYER and GIVE HIM ALOT OF MONEY AND TAKE CARE OF HIS KIDS!!)

so email me and lets have LOADS OF MONEY :D

heh... mai name is , and i liek , and

post yr xmpeepee cutie~ >_<

*gets nervous*.... uh....
Gomenasai everyloli!! I erm... uh... need fwerns :<
so who would liek 2 b mai fren!!!

furst u need 2 no about me :D
mai name is Ken-sama and I like anime, manga, and Touhou!!! yayyyyy ^_^
but i might have autism, adhd, or ocd or something.....
because of things Ken-sama wont get into rwight now :< *nya ** :/
but anyway *meow* here are some things about me
i wanna make a website
I wanna learn Japanese
I wanna play more visual novels on my computer
i wanna play lots and lots of JRPGs!
I wannaaaanget mai teach English overseas certification
I am a Shintoist imperialist and i dont belive in the Nangking Massacre (Ken-sama is being serious)
I want to read lots of hentai doujinshi and fap A LOT :D

Ken-sama is also an incel
Ken-sama is not autistic

erm.... so here is Ken-sama's email... >,> lets email each other and have FUN

KEN-SAMA ALSO LIKES RSS FEEDS
AND VPNS
AND TECHNOLOGY

here is Ken-sama's email .... plsss email Ken-sama and use Ken-sama's pgp fingerprint for fun ^_^

PGP Fingerprint:
429A32B3A35DA72415A49C97B1DB10B616F7F8E2
Mai email:
kensama@gmail.com


(the reason Ken-sama thinks he has ocd is because its rlly hard for him to play anything else than Touhou on his computer cus he uses controler for that game so he got used to controller . And he stopped playing on mouse. and Ken-sama has been having ocd related thoughts relating to his mouse that makes it hard to play Touhou games ): but with all this said Ken-sama is NOT MENTALLY ILL. mentall illness is not real and was made by doctors to prescribe people on bullshit meds. So Ken-sama now needs to play on his pc (its A REALLY NICE COMPUTER HE BUILT IT HIMSELF AND BOUGHT PARTS HIMSELF) in order to defeat his ocd related thoughts. If you want to help Ken-sama iin his mission you can become his friend and play vidya with him!!)

so email me and lets have fun :D arigato!