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Why do fat people, especially women, always get their panties in a bunch whenever you mention it to them? Isn't it just a fact of life? I have a female friend who stands on the more stout side of the spectrum (she is officially obese per BMI standards) and is known to frequently make self-deprecating jokes about her own weight; that and, considering the way she dresses herself, not even attempting to conceal the slab of lard hanging off her abdomen big enough to be made into three bars of soap, one would be led to believe she is perfectly happy having the body of an elephant seal. Turns out that is not the case. Because when I casually mentioned it to her yesterday while staying at her house, she was so pissed she actually threw me out! I was forced to sleep at the public laundry!
Oh and before you ask: no, she is not cute. She is rude, promiscuous and a half-caste.
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>>129559
Do you really think getting fucked by a heyurizen would boost someone's self esteem? unsure
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>i do not know how to mark posts as "long"
Typing scroll in brackets at the beginning and end of your post, with a forward slash on the second one, like so will enable it. You can find more BBCode using the link underneath the unique users line.

>sumimasen, mod-sama!
All is forgiven, my child. My love for you is unconditional. (´人｀)
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You are a very wise man, sir! Indeed, you are probably right about my friend, but I'm not apologizing, I'm too proud for that. She'll come crawling back to me one of these days. My back still hurts. Owie.
>now post pictures of her so that i can deem her worhty or unworthy
Here it is. I omitted the eyes because of all this new facial recognition technology stuff. Once I accidentally walked in when she was changing. Her teats are small and saggy.
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>>129563
I believe in my charisma(´人｀)

>>129564
arigatou!

>>129565
I see... and from the picture's metadata, I tracked your phone and figured out where you live. I hope I can crash at your place, OP! ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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>>129565
would
ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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bar b0rk'd
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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Ran is an oldbie fox with all 9 tails
Tsukasa as a newbie fox with only 1 tail
And she has a cat and tsukasa has no cats
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that's kewl!
thank you for the insight, wise master (´ー`)
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Kanko
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>>129577
Cute! love I wish kitsune youkai were real
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When I think about it I believe I can make more guesses but I am not sure of how well I guess.

*「典」as a set of rules in her contract or
*「使さ」as the personification of being used and serving others or
*「司」as the personification that she in fact is served by others

「典」- I meant a set of rules. Because it feels more like a grand book, a codex.
While in latin you have a libre, you have very serious books like a caudex or a codex that sets something as true. First laws that were true were the natural laws but humans also made them up in justice system and this is where they were written. The bible meaning the book of books in a coloquial sense, codex also means rules in a coloqual sense. But codexes used to explain them at least and reasons for such rules. Tsukasa simply made a contract, that also plays into the theme of the game of a natural anarchist market where only laws of nature apply, where you can sell and buy anything.

「使さ」As a giver of service. The thing that a servant does.
「司」As a receiver of service. The thing that a leader does.
This plays into the fox nature.
And Tsukasa is also a cute common name.

>I imagine Chimata as...

「千亦」meaning a thousand repeats feels more like it is not used specifically for the amount of "redos" but eras and ages I think.
If they meant simply infinite times ZUN probably would pick hyakuman or man but he picked a thousand. Thousand is used more typically in time measuring meaning very long.
「千代に八千代に」"For a thousand of epochs, for eight thousands of epochs" and by epoch I mean the reign of a monarch or whomever who makes history as a pole to which all events and individuals bend. I think it might hold a special place as a time counter instead of a thing counter. A thousand of generations is quite long. Though this is subjective.

(Mihama) Chiyo "thousand of generations". Tiny puny name is so sweet sounding and cute. If feels very optimal for a solid name. I wish I could name someone this well, it keeps a high spirit to be named well rather than some random gibberish.

>But her name uses the sky and heaven character but it means simply nature
It is very cute that the common belief is that heaven is nature and sacred in its perfection.

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In Japan, they say that the first dream you have in the new year will predict things about your year.

Mine featured me walking through a kind of soapland or red light district. I saw a petite Chinese girl with a scrawny, middle-aged man being held down in bondage getting candle-wax dripped on him. Then I ended up wandering into a grocery store where one of my best friends was walking around, looking for freezie pops (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freezie) since I said I wanted to eat them. He couldn't find them and I said not to worry about it because he had good desserts already.

Do you remember your first dream of the New Year? Have you experienced one yet?
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I've had some really weird (and erotic) dreams the past week, so I can only assume that I'm going to have a really weird (and erotic) year.
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Mine was me finding a man sleeping in the middle of the road
As i wanted to get him to move so that no car hits him he pulled a gun on me and shot
All my dreams revolve around me getting fucked, there has been not a single nice dream in my entire lifetime
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The first dream I had this year was insignificant. I forgot it. The conclusion that I can draw from this is that this year will be insignificant and forgettable
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I cant remember the last time I had a dream
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I was at a platform waiting for a train I was going to drive, when I saw a face that was flattened and disconnected from the body in the tracks (;ﾟ∀ﾟ) I quickly went further down the platform and was met with gore and shit everywhere. I realized there were children on the platform, seemingly oblivious. I thought about how to make them leave without seeing anything. Then I woke up. So yeah I'm probably running another fucker over this year degeso（ ´,_ゝ`）
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hot
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cold
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just right
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lmao do you live in the horizontal land
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it's 2025 ZOMG!!!!
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>>129375
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Where did the whole "youmu is a dork and she gets angry when people call her that" thing get from, some doujin?
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like most 4/jp/ jokes, one guy was spammed the board with something like "lel youmu is a dork" some 13 years ago and it caught on.
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>>129443
Oh yeah? And how do all other memes catch on, if not by being reposted ad nauseam? rolleyes
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This meme is over a decade old dark
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the perfect living onahole biggrin
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teh perfect onahole... WITH AIDS!
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"This one is premium quality. Low maintenance, extra soft with extra stuff. It's only 1699.99 dollars. Make sure to feed it at least four times a day so the insides can remain moist and comfortable."
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pic related is what the father must've looked like
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Japanese tengu cooking spaghetti
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I'm still not buying your newspaper, birdbrain glare2
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ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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japanese angel cooking corndogs
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Ancient meme! It's at least 16 years old, probably older
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5 days without fapping and i'm already fantasizing about crossdressing. What is wrong with me?
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Sorry for the void. The background was messy
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>129393
What's the point of having a gf if you can't do the things you want with her?

>Crossdressing is the kind of fetish that alters other people's perception of you
I had a gf to whom I confessed my submissive fantasies to early on, and it turns out she was very much into it. So there was no perception to be destroyed and it was a lot of fun.

>prone to be discussed around
If she's presenting your kink as shameful then it's shameful for her too, so it's unlikely she'd gossip about it. But even if she did, who cares? If you live your life according to the whims of others you'll be filled with regret when you get old, having realized you missed your chances to do many of the things you wanted to, and all for people who don't care about you.
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>and it turns out she was very much into it
Yeah, but what if she wasn't? That's what worries me. "I'd like it if you forced me to wear your clothes" isn't something that can be easily swept under the rug if it doesn't land well
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>88792743_p0.jpg
nice nosebleednosebleednosebleednosebleednosebleed
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I've seen atheists being mocked with the idea of celebrating "science-mas" instead of christmas before, but I had no idea it was a real thing: https://stallman.org/grav-mass.html
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Darwin Claus evolves down the chimney biggrin
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ROCK THE BEAT (BEAT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmGyRpcVSFs
ROCK THE BEAT (BEAT)
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rock the casbah
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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This hurt quite a bit. How does the situation look?
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God forbid me browsing Heyuri.net in public. angry
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>>129287
>God forbid me browsing Heyuri.net in public.
I only go on /sw/ in public lol, it's not like you won't see any kind of shit (literal or not) on /b/.

like, I hate the OP pic, I just don't see any reason for the thread to go away beyond my personal dislike ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
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Rise up poopers!
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poops sworn enemy
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>>129251

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　　　　　　　／ ／ ∧ ∧＼ ＼＜　 DON'T LIKE？　DON'T LOOK！ 　＞
　　　　　　　＼ ＼( ﾟД,ﾟ ) /　/＜　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　＞
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rabi
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Why dice in hair? Can you play some gambling games using her head? I'm gonna throw her just to check that out
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>>129359
It's just a decoration. Also please do not abuse Hikaru sweat3
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Can you play dice poker with her dice head accessories?
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>>129413
Witcher 1 has some great music dance

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AKzw4gexTt8
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>129286
Nuke it from orbit. closed-eyes2
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Om nom nom nom nom. Delicious!
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it's filled with poop cuz she has been stuck for days unable to use the bathroom
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>>129431
This post actually gave me an erection. Just imagine how chocolatey her poop would taste after eating nothing but chocolate desserts for a couple days.
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>This post actually gave me an erection
I figured you'd show up and say something like that
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I don't get it
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I don't know but puffy gowns are really hot
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>>128919
what i would do to shove my face in dat ass… cirno would be super embarrassed and defensive but totally be into it
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>128923
computer impregnation will soon be possible
i love science smile
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Fanny means manko in british nyaoo-closedeyes 🇬🇧
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