Dear heyurizens, I just had an amazing idea that is sure to provide me with plenty of entertainment and lulz. It's not a groundbreaking idea, basically, I'm thinking of setting up a keylogger in one my college's computers. I will configure the computer so that the spyware program starts automatically. It will proceed to log every pressed key to a file, that I will be periodically saving and emptying. To be able to access the internet inside campus grounds, every student is required to type their academic code and password, this happens on the web browser. That means, for every infected computer, I am guaranteed to get the credentials of every student that uses the machine. That's a lot of stuff, and there are also social media accounts. There is a messaging application within the school site that I can use to send obscene messages to every student in the whole campus, that's my main objective.
Now the question is, how can I get caught? My plan is to download the file off of catbox.moe, can they use this fact to pin me down? I imagine there are other ways this could go south, because keylogging is really not that difficult to do. Sending obscene messages and fucking with other student's accounts doesn't seem like much of a big deal at first, but then you remember there are cases of teenagers being arrested for sending politically-incorrect stickers on messaging apps, and you bet that if I do end up hijacking some poor bastard's account, things'll be a lot worse than memes about the holocaust or whatever.

SEGA DOES WHAT NINTENDON'T.

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im in it

warez!!1!

2D with realistic-ness is so much cuter

A while back I asked Heyuri which game from my list I should play next and the first person chose Half-Life. I finished it tonight and it was pretty awesome. I never grew up playing many FPS games as a kid so playing a game like this where you have to actually be tactical and bullets actually HURT like a motherfucker, unlike in, say, Doom or Quake, was novel. The second half or so of the game really, really stuck out above the first. Surface Tension was a hell of a chapter and was what really got me hooked... partially because it was so hard and made me level up. And the final levels were gorgeous and maddening...

I will play the sequel before long, but I'm in the mood for something else first. Like last time, the first poster will choose my next game:
Hollow Knight (2017)
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (1998)
Fallout 3 (2008)
Super Mario Bros. (1985)
Shadow of the Colossus (2005)
Metal Gear Solid (1998)
Final Fantasy VII (1997)
Chrono Trigger (1995)
Silent Hill (1999)
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (1997)

Also let me know if it's annoying to keep throwing the choice back here when I beat something. If it's seen as spamming, I won't do it again.

steam steam lol
bring me 2 dozen krispy kream k thanks

sweat and blood went into this cakey!

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I didn't know you were hiding 2 pairs...

Hey, guys, what’s up? I know you don’t have anything to do, so I’ve got a fun idea. How about we launch a Fake News campaign about Diddy?

The plan is to invent crazy stories linking him with other celebrities. We can say that Obama is involved in his scandal or that Drake has some dark secrets related to him.

Just imagine the drama that’ll unfold on social media. People will believe it and start hunting for “evidence” like crazy. It’ll be epic!

Who’s in? What wild names can we throw into the mix? Let’s make this happen, anons!

sleep tight~

pencil drawings of people are very beautiful and i want one of myself but i am worried the artist will think i am egotistical for wanting this

dear heyurizen, how are you in this fine day?
are you aware of the mexico of moot? care to join?
you see, i ran for president as a joke but nobody else did so i kinda won by default with my 1 vote, unfortunately i am far from a dishonest politician and am trying to keep my promises to the mootxicans which include:
moar users (x10!!)
moar win
moar oc
less fail

thank you in advance,
Anonymous