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happy hagfish day heyuri! maybe heyuri is like the hagfish and people just need to look past the hideous exterior of pathetic lolicons to see how truly evolved we are as a site! :biggrin:
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You can use them for tentacle sex! :biggrin:
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that is not a hagfish they are clearly eels
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I prefer lolifish.

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In short: dad's friend who was raising money at her shop for the town's new public use medical equipment lost keys to the box with money and she did not want to just break the box because it is wasteful and asked him what to do.

He said I possibly could open it and asked whether I would want to check it out. I came and after 15 minutes of struggling as an amateur lockpicker with no experience I opened teh lock at last and everyone was happy :biggrin:

Make happiness to teh world! I was happy too
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>>158906
These are the only pictures I took :dizzy:
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can i see your polish elbow?
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>>158908
Wait for bunkasai
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MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY
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1859584

RAN RAN RUU :biggrin:
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:waha:

how do i force myself to just go take a shower? i havent taken a proper, complete shower in a few months
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>>158800
help me showerman! wash my PENIS :tongue:!
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ฮฃ(;๏พŸะ”๏พŸ) oh no!! its shower mans nemesis, golden shower man!!
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>>158812
help me goldenshowerman! PISS ON ME!:tongue:
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me 2!!!!!!!!!!!:nyaoo-closedeyes::nyaoo-closedeyes::nyaoo-closedeyes:
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Kyaa dont pee on my face !

yuckyy ใƒฝ(`ะ”ยด)ใƒŽ

Rate my setup. :biggrin:
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protip: mount your gaming rig outside of your home in the winter to keep it even cooler
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>>158736
why would someone do this
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my oneechan got a new pc and it had like 10 fans in it. :dizzy:
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>>158736
That wailing...
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>>158804
from the agony of hearing his new $10k gaming PC smash on the concrete

Thoughts? :nyaoo2:
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The non-SNS Japanese web is dying off just as much as the English one :sweat2:

5ch for example has gone from roughly 2.3M PPD circa 2021, to roughly 1.2M PPD as of 2025...
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Social media is growing instead :dark:
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futaba bans posting from other places besides japan, with a region lock, youre bound to have a limited pph, unless you are 4chan

imagine if kaguya made heyuri turkish only, it would be dead.
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>futaba bans posting from other places besides japan, with a region lock, youre bound to have a limited pph, unless you are 4chan
While Futaba is not as active as 4chan when you take every board into account, Futaba's Nijiura may board still has a higher PPD than 4chan's top 3 boards (/vg/, /pol/, and /v/) combined

And the last time I calculated it (about 2 years ago), Futaba's Nijiura img board was neck-and-neck with may, making those 2 boards combined more active than 4chan's top 12 boards combined :sweat2:
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>>158809
Heyuri is obviously a very global site unlike Futaba or 5ch, where blocking foreign IPs only really affect very few ๅค–ๅ›ฝไบบๆ—ฅๆœฌ่ชž่ฉฑ่€…, at the benefit of making spam-control very easy.
for a better comparison kaguya (i) made the national BBS turkish-only on multiple occasions for the same reason (anti-spam) and the activity wasn't affected

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What would /b/ do in this situation?
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ใƒฝ(`ะ”ยด)ใƒŽ stop farding
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ใƒฝ(`ะ”ยด)ใƒŽ continue farding
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>>158722
She can identify who farted by smell? :astonish:
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>>158761
When two girls buttholes are synchronised, it's easy
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>>158782
How often does this happen? ๐Ÿ˜ณ

i miss old mmd videos...(ยด๏ฟข`)
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:mona2::hokke::mona2::hokke:
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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>>158525
fucking okami head dance always makes me fucking laugh
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Reminds me a while ago (2018ish) I saw a fun Portuguese(?) MMD with references to a lot of media including I think shounen anime like OPM's Saitama, Naruto, yandere simulator and the usual cast... but I can't find it now.
It's a long shot but does this make anyone remember something? :unsure:
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I woke up, had lunch, jerked off, and I've already ran out of things I wanna do for the day
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>>158667
This hole, it was made for me. :biggrin:
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>>158681
FUCK SOUP!!!:angry:
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>>158683
i liek soup too but not that much :sweat2:
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have a ride in a dryer ใƒฝ(ยดโˆ‡`)ใƒŽ
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maek SOUPZ in ur washing machine! ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ

My bunkasai exhibition is complete :biggrin:
though can't tell I'm very satisfied with it for reasons I can't help...

How is yours going? :nyaoo:
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>>158661
Look, there is no "do not touch" or "do not mouth-rape" restrictions for thsi exhibition! yipee! :biggrin:
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>>158661
how the hell are they gonna put the limbs back on to her
or did they just lie and say they could to get her to do it lol
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>>158661
This is actually pretty fukken crazy
Liek, if i had the balls i'd volunteer as if its liek going on the fastest rollercoaster in a theme park or diving off of the highest diving board u've come across but obviously way more insane :dizzy:
Imagine what its liek doing this :glare:
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>>158661
It doesn't say anything about peeing in the pot (ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)
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>>158661
>twenty kilograms
neat onahole

Study Desk :astonish:
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seks desk :unsure:
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super mayo!!!
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>>158687
UR DESK IS STUPID I POOP ON IT ใƒฝ(`ะ”ยด)ใƒŽ ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ
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ksed yduts
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under the desk is a secret lair

Bocchi teh butt! :biggrin:
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S L A P !
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:shii:
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boccho smells
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>>158718
It's funny because hot girls smelling bad is sexy :xd:

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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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z checia zaloze ;)
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>>158454
to je tako muลพevno
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>>158443
kocham cie :blush:
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rape is bad
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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>>158604
Noooooooooo! :cry: I agree but Patchouli would never say that! :cry:
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>>158607
Patchy has become emo :emo:
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If rape bad why funใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ:tongue:
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>>158651
the road to evil is paved with fun intentions...

๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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>>158573
I was high on meth and jerked off using a cock ring for hours and hours. I didn't know you're only supposed to keep a cock ring on for no more than 30 minutes at a time. My PENIS turned red and swelled up (penile edema). It scared the fuck out of me but thankfully no permanent damage was done. But I read that people using cock rings for too long can lose their PENISes to gangrene and necrosis. I too thank the good Lord I didn't lose my PENIS to reckless fapping. ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ™
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One thing I recall is riding a bike to the store to buy shit because I was hungry, and I couldn't decide what to get for 5 minutes. Eventually I made up my mind, and when the cashier finished scanning all the items, I realised I didn't bring anything with me, including my wallet or phone. No backpack too, so no way to transport all that stuff back home.
"Uhh, sorry I uhh think I forgot my wallet... I'll be back soon..."
This wasn't a supermarket or anything, it was a local shop in a small village, the cashier knew me. :dark:
I rode back home, got my backpack, returned and paid.

Driving a car feels like you've become one with the machine. Nothing happened but it's dumb, don't do it.
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Stoner guy update pic. Still stoned.
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>>158657
He looks like a n64 model with a realistic face texture pasted on
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>>158657
tony hawk pro skater 2

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