Heyuri!

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New hot ride... this sends more shivers down spines than the planes!

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1 Anonymous 2025/05/20(Tue)02:13:05 No.144361 +

...is that a paramotor trike? are those supposed to be bombs on the sides?
god, imagine getting bombed by some moron whose max airspeed is 45mph lmao

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2 Anonymous 2025/05/20(Tue)02:20:23 No.144364 +

>>144361
yes and yes

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3 Anonymous 2025/05/20(Tue)04:25:11 No.144370 +

Is this the african space agency?

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would you relive your life knowing what you know today?

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8 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)21:06:13 No.144326 +

>>144318
Duh! biggrin

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9 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)21:48:03 No.144336 +

>>144318
I'd make different choices about pretty much everything. I'd molest all the lolis while I'm young enough to get away with it. As soon as I can talk I'd start persistently nagging my parents to buy stocks in companies like Amazon and Apple. I'd save up thousands (or millions if the stocks pay off fast enough) and buy all the bitcoins as soon as they're available.

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10 Anonymous 2025/05/20(Tue)00:49:47 No.144345 +

>>144315
I was just thinking about how many opportunities I missed out on due to being a moron when I was younger, before seeing this thread.

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11 Anonymous 2025/05/20(Tue)02:15:35 No.144362 +

my two regrets are going to college and having exactly 0BTC despite knowing about it from the start
going back in time would let me fix both problems

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12 Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)09:33:09 No.145847 +

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i'd probably look like satan spawn or the messiah talking in perfect english right after birth, skip most grades and graduate highschool extremely early, and i'd become a multimillionare off bitcoin
not to mention the lolis i could pull

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Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)14:01:22 No.144246 +

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What's your dream vacationing spot, /b/?

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1 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/05/19(Mon)14:54:19 No.144256 +

teh moon

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2 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)15:19:50 No.144265 +

Japan, obviously dance

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3 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)15:21:15 No.144266 +

None, I liek my room nyaoo-closedeyes

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4 Anonymous 2025/05/20(Tue)01:46:42 No.144359 +

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theres no place i rather be than here with you only on heyuri.net! biggrin

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Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)21:44:40 No.144335 +

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Did you ever watch any late night shows? i was born a bit too late to experience the peak of late night popularity in the 90s but I remember watching Conan O'Brien with my grandpa and thinking it was pretty funny

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1 Anonymous 2025/05/20(Tue)00:21:27 No.144343 +

Does full metal alchemist count?

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2 Anonymous 2025/05/20(Tue)01:33:14 No.144355 +

I started checking out the Daily Show when Jon Stewart came back. I still find him funny but it's not as good as it used to be. The rest of the hosts are awful though and I can't watch them. I also used to watch The Colbert Report. God, I can't believe I actually miss George W. being president...

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Next Sunday, I have to give a talk in church about the verse John 13:35 "By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another". What should I say?

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1 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)21:30:34 No.144333 +

depends on the occassion i think
ask gpt-san, he is much more efficient than me right now nyaoo

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2 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)21:40:30 No.144334 +

being open to loving yuor bros is following the path of christ.

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3 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/05/20(Tue)00:14:25 No.144341 +

something about butt secks ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

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4 Anonymous 2025/05/20(Tue)00:20:16 No.144342 +

Say what happens if you don't love one another

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5 Anonymous 2025/05/20(Tue)01:23:13 No.144348 +

First sit alone in a calm environment with your Bible, pray something akin to this: "Father in heaven, though I am a sinner unworthy to know your mysteries, I ask that you please guide my reading of your word. May the Holy Spirit rest upon me, and may my holy guardian angel keep watch and guard me against the guile of the devil. I pray that you endow me with wisdom that I might glorify your name. I ask this in the name of Jesus Christ. Amen."

Then, search for parallel verses and read them carefully. There are several in 1 John and 1 Corinthians 13 that come to mind, but don't neglect to check the gospels and the other letters. Try to avoid "figuring" the verses out, at least at first, and do not ask ChatGPT or Google. Read them several times and meditate on them, letting the mind of Christ guide you first before you try to discern anything. It is not by our own exertion that we can understand the scriptures, but only through the guidance of the Spirit. And indeed, if your congregation is impressed by what you had to say, and if they praise you call you wise, humble yourself and give all credit to the Lord.

>For our God is a consuming fire.
Hebrews 12:29

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WaV2x8GXj0

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loli luv 2 kill!

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1 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/05/19(Mon)21:11:24 No.144329 +

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LOLI HAET SANTA

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2 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)21:12:30 No.144330 +

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loli haet pizza luvers

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3 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)22:38:53 No.144339 +

i'd like to see this loli without the dead guy

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low poly xp tan Anonymous 2025/05/18(Sun)13:28:35 No.144124 +

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i dunno have a nice day
[making other os tans so stay tuned]

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8 Anonymous 2025/05/18(Sun)20:46:35 No.144173 +

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10000000000000x poly version

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9 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)20:02:30 No.144312 +

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>>144173
cool

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10 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)20:20:48 No.144313 +

>>144312
onehole not included.

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11 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)20:23:36 No.144314 +

>>144313
Not that bad, there's still two left waha

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12 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)20:43:13 No.144319 +

those are premium subscriptions locked by a monthly paywall. sweat3

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Nintendo Switch 2 Anonymous 2025/05/18(Sun)15:09:47 No.144133 +

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So /b/, have you ordered your Switch 2 yet?

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15 Anonymous 2025/05/18(Sun)20:04:03 No.144164 +

>>144148
>>144151
Nintendo has finally caught on to what the fans REALLY want iyahoo

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16 Anonymous 2025/05/18(Sun)20:27:17 No.144168 +

I love the mainline Nintendo games, but they aren't such a necessity to the point where i can't wait for an emulator to be made... and i'm not retarded enough to waste that much fucking money on Nintendo ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌

+ emulators end up having lots of big advantages over teh original console, not only in power but for example, i played Super Mario Bros Wonder and TOTK like a whole week b4 release ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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17 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)00:44:25 No.144188 +

nope
shit, I barely emulate the switch 1, only bothered for Pokemon
I just don't care about first party Nintendo

everything else I'd play is on PC, and I don't have a major need for a portable system
I won't pretend I haven't been tempted to get a steam deck, but it'd basically fill the role of "very cheap gaming laptop" to use when with IRL friends rather than an actual handheld lol

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18 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)14:50:06 No.144254 +

>>144133
What switch 2 game is that? Looks really hawt.. love

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19 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)19:53:58 No.144309 +

i'll buy a switch 2 when there are games i actually want to play on it like splatoon 4 but i won't pay $450 for one

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Windows 7 was the peak of Bill Gates' genius

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5 Anonymous 2025/05/17(Sat)21:07:43 No.143950 +

ALL versions of windows are SHIT!!! angry

Linux is also SHIT!!! angry

You thought Mac must then be the good one but it's also SHIT!!! angry

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6 Anonymous 2025/05/17(Sat)21:12:57 No.143951 +

>>143950
True, that's why I'm browsing heyuri from MSDOS. I just have to infer what the images posted are based on context.

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7 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)17:19:17 No.144283 +

>>143950
I RUN SHIT OS ON MY SHITTOP!!! angry

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8 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)18:09:34 No.144289 +

>>144283
I RUN MY SHITWARE ON MY SHITOS ON MY SHITTOP angry

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9 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)19:14:35 No.144302 +

>>144289
I fucking run win 10 on my pc angry

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desktop rating thread

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42 Anonymous 2025/05/17(Sat)22:46:31 No.143998 +

>>143960
I think it was fluxbox

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43 Anonymous 2025/05/18(Sun)02:43:11 No.144082 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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44 itsonlyme 2025/05/19(Mon)17:04:44 No.144279 +

>>143925
>>143928
>>143934
Gentoo with icewm. Desktop icons are provided by spacefm. It's nothing particularly special.

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45 Anonymous SAGE! 2025/05/19(Mon)17:07:42 No.144280 +

>>143615
awesome . not sure how you got it to look so crispy but ... awesome .

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46 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)18:44:02 No.144291 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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faces of heyuri Anonymous 2025/05/18(Sun)11:01:19 No.144096 +

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These are teh people I imagine I'm posting with here. ^-^

What do you think teh average heyurizen is like? unsure

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18 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)01:16:48 No.144192 +

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>>144181
Are you the Kazakh drug mule? Because I really wanna hear this guy's story...

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19 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)02:01:00 No.144193 +

I am only #9. Maybe one day I will graduate to becoming teh Hobo. nyaoo-closedeyes

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20 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)08:26:52 No.144210 +

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yeah i'm a lolicon. what of it?

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21 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)11:18:59 No.144225 +

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>yeah i'm a lolicon. what of it?

sex with children is ILLEGAL!!!

YUO GO 2 JAIL!!1!

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22 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)15:18:10 No.144263 +

I'm like a mix between all of these

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lucky day Anonymous 2025/05/16(Fri)21:10:23 No.143820 +

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WTF I JUST SAW A LITTLE GIRL PLAYING OUTSIDE WITH NO PANTS ON!!! dance2

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14 Anonymous 2025/05/18(Sun)08:15:36 No.144089 +

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>>144080
We only server feetburgers here angry

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15 Anonymous 2025/05/18(Sun)10:24:10 No.144092 +

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Welcome to Foot Burger, home of the foot burger! Can I take your order?

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16 Anonymous 2025/05/18(Sun)11:40:49 No.144108 +

>>144076
Does it happened by accident? Or... nyaoo2

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17 Anonymous 2025/05/18(Sun)11:52:48 No.144110 +

or... raep? astonish

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18 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)14:47:31 No.144253 +

>>144085
Did you run over after she was done to sniff and lick up the piss? kuma6

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hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/05/18(Sun)23:35:09 No.144178 +

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(｀・ω・´)

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1 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)05:25:21 No.144202 +

\(｀・ω・´)/ --!!

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2 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)08:31:56 No.144211 +

かわいいもの

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3 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)09:18:45 No.144215 +

\(｀●・ω・●´❀)/ --!!

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4 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)12:06:16 No.144235 +

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heil mirin

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5 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)12:37:39 No.144240 +

/(｀・ω・´)7 --sieg heil`!!

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Anonymous 2025/05/18(Sun)17:48:35 No.144150 +

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I recently started using Kdenlive after Da Vinci Resolve kept causing my video's audio to stutter and I'm surprised at how nice Kdenlive is on Windows. The only time I've ever heard Kdenlive used is on Linux based systems so I was worried the Windows version would be shitty.
What video editor do you use?

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2 Anonymous 2025/05/18(Sun)19:55:42 No.144162 +

i've used kdenlive to make all my funny videos
i wish there was a way to make template effects if that makes sense, for example i sometimes want a shaking effect on some items in the timeline and the only way i know to do it is animate a transform by slightly moving the item every other frame or so which can be a long process if the clip is long
who knows, maybe there is a way to make such templates but i dont know it (´～`)

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3 Anonymous 2025/05/18(Sun)23:59:33 No.144180 +

im on linux and i tried kdenlive and didnt like it... i then switched to shotcut... and it crashed so many times... and then i switched to flowblade.
its a little primitive but, honestly, alright. ive been considering going back to try kdenlive again but i dunno (´人｀)

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4 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)00:07:17 No.144183 +

vegas pro 17. only crashes sometimes biggrin

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5 Anonymous SAGE! 2025/05/19(Mon)11:51:39 No.144232 +

This image triggers my social anxiety / androphobia.

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6 Anonymous 2025/05/19(Mon)12:29:29 No.144238 +

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>>144232
Time for some exposure therapy! nigra

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smiling thread

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6 Anonymous 2025/05/18(Sun)12:25:54 No.144118 +

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7 Anonymous 2025/05/18(Sun)12:26:17 No.144119 +

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8 Anonymous 2025/05/18(Sun)18:17:59 No.144153 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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