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does heyuri have the nerve?
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Imagine dressing up your roboimouto in a girly blue school one-piece swimsuit and then touching this flat wooden plank of her little body pressing on the stomach and the back with both hands drool
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you have a nerve to post 3dpg dark
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i want to dedicate these numbers to my wife nina
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I HAS TEH NERVE dance
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lvl 69 Neko guard - protection it's treasure.
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Not fair, nerf the cat plz cry
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THATS...THATS TEH LVL 500 NEKO GUARD!!!! THAT IS TEH APPLE OF LIFE! EAT IT AND YOU GAIN 100 YEARS WORTH OF LIFE! HOWEVER, TEH CAT LOOKS EASY TO KILL, BUT THATS HOW HE TRICKS YOU INTO GAIN LIFE TO TEH APPLE. TEH NEKO HAS LIVED FOR 5000 YEARS!
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neko pro cool
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LOL
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deserved! (๏ฝ€โˆ‡ยด)
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>>144367
PWNED!!
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Sometimes eating this way is good for autists like me (and you)
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Not if you use your brain
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EYEM HUNGRY NAO ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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I have been poor fasted for long enough that I feel I am approaching true enlightenment. I've forgotten the taste of food, and lost my desire to eat.
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Iโ€™m trying to gain weight so I can start working out and attract a real life anime girl. Right now I am underweight
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Isn't the main obstacle here is being fat instead? huh
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pssssshhhhhffffffffffftttttt
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OI UR PISSIN ON ME ใƒฝ(`ะ”ยด)ใƒŽใƒฝ(`ะ”ยด)ใƒŽใƒฝ(`ะ”ยด)ใƒŽใƒฝ(`ะ”ยด)ใƒŽ
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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and once in the tank they had fun playing cards, the end
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it's just some western soft-porn comic
heyuri is really scrapping the barrel....
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FAKE!1!
The real Red Army would raep him as soon as he surrendered and then castrate his pen0r for the motherland.
0/10 for historical inaccuracy robbing us of shota guro the working class people DEMAND angry
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>>143843
Angelos World is blessed okei? (speaking with the spirit of the dormant loli who loved tanks and fantasy)

and uhmmm better than Merryweather i suppose....
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>>143843
If the soft-porn is hot, I don't think it matters much where it comes from.
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I found an ancient(by heyuri standards) meme in my meme folder. question is it dates back to january 2021 but I wasn't in heyuri until 2023. so how did it en up on my folder unsure
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It means you have been chosen.
We're coming. ph34r
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I've been religiously saving virtually all OC posted to Heyuri since May 2020 - I don't seem to have that image, so maybe it wasn't posted here unsure

>it was the exact time when kuz took over heyuri so it must be kinda related to kuz
He was already co-admin since late May 2020, became the de facto admin after TEH HAX in early September 2020, and then "officially" became the admin after relaunching Heyuri in early December 2020
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>so maybe it wasn't posted here
I definitely remember seeing it hear unsure
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all I know is it was created with adobe photoshop cs6. maybe we can trace it back to a certain person with this info (ยด๏ฝž`). yet I'm really puzzled, where exactly did I find this meme and why did I end up saving it unsure
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>>144380
will you ever consider making your collection public?
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Hey bro! You gonna help us come pull?
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Yeah yeah, hold your horses. I'm coming... just five more minutes. [takes a slow drag]
๐Ÿšฌclosed-eyes
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๐Ÿ‰nyaoo-closedeyes
Just gonna finish dis watamelon boss
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Ayo shit, give homie a slice. nigra
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I shouldn't have hired a bunch of nigra if I didn't want this half assed anyways. sweat3
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i hired bunch of nidanida
only one died in a gruesome liveleak accident rolleyes
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so once or twice a week is considered healthy? what an arbitrary rule closed-eyes I wonder if there is anyone here who passes as a healthy male sweat
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>>144300
Having a high libido and consuming da pronz is quite different
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The fact that you started this thread to hash things out probably means it's something that bothers you, so maybe you should cut down, for personal reasons...nagato
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To be honest, I sometimes get down to once or twice a week without really meaning to. It's not some kind of self-limiting thing--I fap whenever I want--I just get really bored if I do it every day. Skipping a few days kind of recharges my battery so I cum harder and more when I get 'round to it. I actually consider this a means of increasing my pleasure.nyaoo-closedeyesiyahoo
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>>144365
this is the correct answer (ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)
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>>144273
I remember being curious about the proper frequency of masterbation. I looked up articles and I think they said 2-3 times a week as the healthy amount. However after meeting anonโ€™s here that masterbate 3 times a day; theyโ€™ve ascended into sexual wizard gods. Capable of climaxes that briefly breach the world of living and dead.
I think those researchers are just jealous.nyaoo-closedeyes
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Kill/Kiss/Raep/Fuck/Marry?
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>Kill
Myself, so that I don't have to Kiss/Raep/Fuck or Marry any of them.
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kill/kiss/fuck/rape/marry

Explanation: 1 is weird looking. 2 has nice lips I wanna kiss. 3 is ugly but I already killed and 4 looks fun to, ehm, do that to. marry 5 because I want her to sit on my face everyday and be a bossy wife
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All of them r ugly lel
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Waste of time for us to decide, since the women will fuck eachother! (Eventually)
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Wuts the difference between fuck and raep? biggrin

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I envy lezbos closed-eyes
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there is literally nothing interesting in mauritania
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thre is literally nothing interesting in your head
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>there is literally nothing interesting in mauritania

Except for you. ๐Ÿ’˜
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If I told you I would have to kill you ph34r
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>>144195
selling slaves ( ยดฯ‰`)

it's pretty much the last place where it's practiced out in the open โ”(๏พŸ๏ฝž๏พŸ)โ”Œ
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ur tellin me this isn't interesting?
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New hot ride... this sends more shivers down spines than the planes!
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...is that a paramotor trike? are those supposed to be bombs on the sides?
god, imagine getting bombed by some moron whose max airspeed is 45mph lmao
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yes and yes
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Is this the african space agency?
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would you relive your life knowing what you know today?
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>>144318
Duh! biggrin
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>>144318
I'd make different choices about pretty much everything. I'd molest all the lolis while I'm young enough to get away with it. As soon as I can talk I'd start persistently nagging my parents to buy stocks in companies like Amazon and Apple. I'd save up thousands (or millions if the stocks pay off fast enough) and buy all the bitcoins as soon as they're available.
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>>144315
I was just thinking about how many opportunities I missed out on due to being a moron when I was younger, before seeing this thread.
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my two regrets are going to college and having exactly 0BTC despite knowing about it from the start
going back in time would let me fix both problems
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i'd probably look like satan spawn or the messiah talking in perfect english right after birth, skip most grades and graduate highschool extremely early, and i'd become a multimillionare off bitcoin
not to mention the lolis i could pull
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What's your dream vacationing spot, /b/?
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teh moon
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Japan, obviously dance
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None, I liek my room nyaoo-closedeyes
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theres no place i rather be than here with you only on heyuri.net! biggrin
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Did you ever watch any late night shows? i was born a bit too late to experience the peak of late night popularity in the 90s but I remember watching Conan O'Brien with my grandpa and thinking it was pretty funny
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Does full metal alchemist count?
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I started checking out the Daily Show when Jon Stewart came back. I still find him funny but it's not as good as it used to be. The rest of the hosts are awful though and I can't watch them. I also used to watch The Colbert Report. God, I can't believe I actually miss George W. being president...
๐Ÿšฌclosed-eyes
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