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No.2019 + AS
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does your mom ever complain about you not finding a boyfriend or getting married? feels very annoying, especially when they insist on you having kids (´･ω･`)
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:nyaoo-closedeyes: i want to be a mommy.
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>>2022
I'm a dumbass ok??
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>>2019
Date one of the many attractive men on Heyuri :nyaoo-closedeyes:
Personally, my PENIS is 6.5 inches in case you were curious :cool:
Now I better leave before the mods catch me on /j/
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nope, they have given up all hope for me :biggrin:
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>>2025
@poke
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Do you wish to grow up one day? To one day wake up and be a normie with social skills and 0 interest in anime? Would you rather have "ordinary happiness" or the vague contentedness you get from indulging in a hobby that alienates you from most of society? Do you really think giving up your dream of finding a cute girl who'd be willing to roleplay as your maid doll, or whatever your fantasy is over marrying a hetero man with no inner world will make you happy? What would you pick
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Will you give up your creepy toys and figures for the normal life youre supposed to want?!
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No.2029 +
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you don't need validation from the internet, just keep doing what maeks u happy :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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My guy friend is good looking, gets invited to parties all the time, has a bunch of female friends and frequently gets hit on by both girls AND boys
He acted completely normal before, then he watched literally ONE anime and is now larping being a retarded asocial otaku

Why? Why do normies love pretending theyre losers? I dont get whats so apparently cool about being one, i would kill to have the social life that he has. Do they want to feel different from other normies???
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No.2012 +
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I would like to have friends at all ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.2013 +
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When you have a social life you devote so much energy externally that you leave none for internal persuits. People who never have time for introspection end up being hollow. Normal guys might be funny or even sociable but they often dont have very compelling personalities, and if you think who you talk to or how much socializing you do gives you a personality - you are unfortunately normie too

Normies latch on to stuff like being otaku, because subconsciously they yearn to have a personality and interests that are not solely based on social, things, so they imitate. :happy:
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>>2011
What anime did he watch?
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No.2016 +
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>>2014
golden boy
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No.2017 +
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riajuu finally understands their inferiority before us loser otaku, it is a good thing that they know their place (｀ω´)
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i've been severely addicted to the internet for many years, and it's at its worst once again. it is my only form of emotional regulation that i feel comfortable with, and i become extremely anxious and jittery when i don't have access to it. social situations outside of the internet don't feel real sometimes, i feel like i'm not fully there. i wake up every day feeling sick. i've become very sick. i don't know if i can ever change my ways.
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modern internet is designed to be like drugs, keep you engaged for as long as possible （ ´,_ゝ`） of course it'll get worse and worse

you can change your ways though, you just need to be patient, an take it easy. ( ´ω`)
perhaps try install a time tracker on ur browser, if its youtube or something you spend lots of time on, disable reccomendations and just watch ur subscriptions, or maybe clear cookies on browser close, so you have to sign in every time you want to access those places. add more friction n stuff, and with enough time, you hopefully be less dependant on it (´π｀)
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No.2004 +
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real life social interaction is so fake, online people at least say what they mean the good and bad. :emo:
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No.2008 +
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It's OK to be addicted to the internet!
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No.2010 +
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Inter net is goood fir you
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No.2006 + AS
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H-Hi, do any of you girls here have any cosplay pic of yourselves? Just asking for science or something and I'm totally not erect
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we'll need something of yours first *snip snip*
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I wear a costume most of the time.
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Is this polish serial killer attractive?
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❤💹:love:
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>>1994
Stop posting this seba you nutcase bitch
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>>1995
F U, I love Sebastian. :angry:
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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Sebastion... :astonish:
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No.1966 + AS
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i like yaoi but i also believe cross sex relations are unethical and should be banned
is this a tolerable belief on /j/?
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>>1987
you should date her again

>>1988
im really sorry but it seems you were simply born with trash taste i guess.

>literal
i think people have to be really, really dumb to think that the literal/metaphorical distinction applies to religion, as opposed to the unity of living metaphor. but anyway.
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>>1989
>you should date her again
no thanks satan
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What about super sex relations?
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>>1991
kinda gay tbh
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Apt 2KGET
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No.1992 + AS
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wore bra today
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No.1993 +
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yuo poor girl... :worry2:
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No.1998 +
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real girls dont wear bras ヽ(`Д´)ノ!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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When i was a kid me and my sister (oneechan) were showering together after a swim and we ended up hugging / cuddling which wasnt too uncommon, until my mom comes in the bathroom, super mad at us, she thought we were having lesbian sex... for some reason she was more mad at ME than my oneechan who was 2 years older!... Since then i had baths and showers alone :cry:

Do you have fun, strange, interesting bath/shower stories? :kuz:
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LOL
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One time i was at a public pool at a rec center when i was about 7 or so, they had two entrances to the shower rooms, i accidentally went into the mens and there was an old guy with his dick and balls just out there totally naked. i turned 360 degrees and walked away.
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>>1955
>for some reason she was more mad at ME than my oneechan who was 2 years older!...
Did you become a lesbian afterwards? Maybe your mom thought that you were gayer than your sister and that's why she was more mad @ you
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>>1962
I don't really believe in lesbianism, i think we all appreciate attractive girls to some degree.
>Maybe your mom thought that you were gayer than your sister
As a kid i often got scolded for inappropriate touching so maybe. This was the 90s, women were anti gay for the most part.
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One time i was masturbating during a shower and i accidentally fell asleep after.
I woke up when my mom was banging on the door :dark:
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No.1964 + AS
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UTI...
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when i was a little kodomo i kept getting UTIs and they shoved some stick up my manko and it really hurt (;´Д`)
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apple cider vinegar or cranberry juice. :happy:
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No.1969 + AS
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And you too, my son?
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>1965
At first i thought this was an Aldi Lidl bra
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No.1930 + AS
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You have heyuri.net/j/ bookmarked so you dont forget about ur favorite board, right?
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I don't use many web sights that I would need to bookmark stuff
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What are your thoughts on fishing? I miss fishing w/ my daddy... tbh （ ´_ゝ`）
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>>1950
interesting chain of thought. though it's also possible that some women simply get turned on by octopuses.
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>>1951
Im schizoid Im a well of profund thought processes. :purin:
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>>1952
:xd: :tongue: :banana:
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Well I was diagnosed schizoid, but all I see is hawt tentacle sekkusu! Eroi desu!
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=the_dream_of_the_fisherman%27s_wife
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If i caughted a octopus id be like what da hecky?? Having sex with it wouldnt cross my mind at all... i guess im not freaky like that. Plus they have TEETH on their suckers!! You wouldnt want that inside u right??
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You should be allowed to give your big brotehr kiss on the lips if u like him
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>>1759
Thats kind of cruel.
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>>1760
this is true love
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2d6T5G2rrY
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big brother never turns off his telescreen
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