>>633
i havent done all that much ricing. (´～`) urs looks good thoughuhg

i wonder if i should get a cool laptop for experimenting (´～`)

i tried renaming my windowsOS to rice and ended up bricking that profile (´～`)

I tried bricking my rice

i think i made rice flour (´￢`)

>>627
ヽ(´∇` )ノ yeeyuhhh

yaoi is too violent. ( ;´Д` )

the yuri ive read is more lovey dovey, i think thats better

Yuri :3 I am very very gay

nobody stay yuri forever...

futanari yuri, you get the best of both worlds....

loli yuri

LOL

>>618
goddammit, mistyped lol
music should be musi there

What's the point of learning an artificial language when actually used by real people languages exist.

Get into meal planning or cooking for yourself, thats a nice task oriented busywork thing

I task you to promote /j/ to all of your friends (they must be female, no boys) so that our beautiful board can grow! ヽ(´∇` )ノ

So DO IT ヽ(`Д´ )ノ DO IT NAO

>>620
There are reasons, but it depends on which one you're learning. The biggest one is that artificial languages are almost universally easier than natural ones, unless deliberately designed to not be.

Esperanto failed (admittedly, if you look at the historical record, there was a lot of deliberate effort to kill it), but has a large userbase and is relatively easy to pick up. You'll end up talking with other language nerds if you're into Esperanto, too.
Interlingua is useful if you want to pick up a generic Romance language (and thus you'll also actually be able to use it in real life because it is explicitly designed to be intelligible by speakers of a lot of languages). It is also supposed to be quite easy, and you could branch off into learning a specific real Romance language from it. Unfortunately, the number of outright Interlingua speakers is fairly low, so you might not be able to to easily understand any responses you get when speaking it to say, a Spaniard or an Italian. Same shit applies to Interslavic, which is a constructed generic Slavic language and has similar design goals for people traveling in that area of the world.
Toki Pona is tiny (maybe like 140 words right now) and you can pick it up in like 2 months if you're rushing. It is definitely deeply flawed for general communication (some of the flaws are by design, annoyingly enough and could easily be fixed), but not totally without merit. It has a high userbase by conlang standards (not many people), but most users are terrible at it because they "know" it rather than actually know it and when you try to understand them, you realize they never actually did learn the grammar (which is admittedly a bit too simple and completely lacks any kind of guide rails). It is a great first step in a language learning journey though, because it exposes the user to a lot of concepts about how another language could work while also not needing significant effort to learn.

tl;dr:
shit's easier lol

for anyone that isn't sure: if when u rub ur genitals fast for a while it makes white pee come out that means ur a boy, but if red pee comes out once a month that means ur a girl

>>598
true true, you have a point, this is why the definition also has "and typically the societal norms and expectations surrounding that gender" added at the end, didnt wanna put it there srysrysry

>>601
It it just a way to describe the way you wanna be treated by other ppl?

>>598
choosing to identify with a category usually implies something about yourself. not many people are calling themselves g*mers without playing videogames. not many girls aren't acting like girls.
there are exceptions sure ー but whatevs. i don't get mad every time a gacha player calls themself a g*mer.

>>600
what if neither happen q.q

>>625
Then you need to go to the doctor

I only ever had one. It was very fun though. we just watched cat videos till the sunrise

didnt have any condoms so we couldnt take it further

>>573
what do condoms have to do with it?

its fun, my friends and i are too old for sleepovers technically though

i have such a big fantasy of sleepovers, not sexual or anything, i just want to cuddle with someone

pizza and mario party

no, when people start repeating propaganda to me I just tell them they are stupid and wrong and what they're proposing only benefits the rich.

people don't talk to me

>>498
>>498
ur so hawt u class concious individual

maybe it was to long ago and I should give up

Can't hurt to ask - just say you miss the physical intimacy you two used to share. Never give up!

...also I hoep ur just bad at estimating time, otherwise u'll get underageb&

you must be 18 years or older to post about dry humping your little sister on heyuri.

>>504
yaa say yolo and dew ittt

>>506
party pooper....

YES

Guy underwear r hawt because they have PENIS inside

>>429
LMAO I'm currently live with my imouto (we don't want to live with our parents, but we are too broke to live separately, so we share an apartment), and I do exactly that. This is my way of dominating and showing who's the boss It's not, I just don't care.

My pants are quite smelly, too, since I rarely change them. There are differently pee and precum stains in there I'm a huge pervert and I actually love that smell, it's a mixture of sweat, cum/precum, and pee.

>>500
ok, this is kinda gross, but also hawt

>>500 i just hope that doesnt have anything to do with your sister (i dont care at all)

Mine is slightly wavy but mostly straight, I wash it every other day and brush it very often, I hope i dont go bald soon

once a week... if im not depressed

>>545
i try 2 wash it at least twice a week but it usually ends up more like once T_T i noticed using conditioner helps it stay cleaner looking for a longer period of time (≈ 3 days)

>>559
well....op here but i posted this exactly cuz im going very bald

imo you should really go to someone that knows about hair (like a hairdresser) and let them tell you what products to use, everyone's hair is different !!!!!!!

Storks. Yoshi's story showed it, it has to be storks.

>>542
if they came from storks how do you explain cabbage patch kids?

The stork brings the baby

the snork

LOL THATS NOT A REAL PHONE

dont worry i have a charger!! you can just charge it here so we can look at them

sleeping is 4 the weak （ ´,_ゝ`）

oyasumi

good night, everybody

night night

g'night.

The space between us

>Whats stopping u from having a boyfriend?
Him. ( ´ω`)

people are scary and gross

he's playing games

>>520
which one? counterstrike?

Probably got it off twitter or something

>>329
Those were the best ones anyway, they switched to a different studio after that

I had a yuri phase in middleschool i think thats the case with everybody though

is there any other yuri chatboardshit with more yuri than this one? either way this should be the one with the most

>>509
if you're one of god's children like me, your yuri phase will have never ended......