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Why is my threads deleted
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if you drew a slightly coherent heyuri-tan i'd leave it up
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>>70442
>Leave it up
Which one
>Coherent
Wtf is that in a picture. You are making no sense.

Here's a star haired girl but with your mental capacity and what this site runs on, you d be of a two year old and I doubt I know how to entertain that but calling your mum for tiddy milks.
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>>70444
Good enough. Mods, let the Indonesian through
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>>70458
Wow,Ain't you generous. Here's a not-gundam pic.

I recently created my own IRC network called BullyNETs that I would like to promote on Heyuri if the admins are interested.

It's a small thing, but it may interest the netizens of Heyuri.

Check it out and reply if interested:
https://bullynets.ftp.sh/
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Hi

You may submit the banner via https://img.heyuri.net/q/koko.php?mode=module&load=fullBanner

I added it to Heyuri's link collection
https://heyuri.net/index.php?p=links

Also plz put Heyuri button to somewhere else (somewhere that it wouldn't seem like your service is provided by Heyuri itself :sweat2: )
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WTF! :angry:
we do NOT support bullying on Heyuri! imagine how many innocent heyurizens have been stuffed into lockers or shoved into toilets over the years! (;´Д`)
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>>70478
Could it stay at the bottom, but change the text to like "Please check out our friends here..."?

I could move it towards the top below the navbar with the same text if it works.

>>70479
Ya gotta be cool on the internet, nerd.
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>>70480
>Could it stay at the bottom, but change the text to like "Please check out our friends here..."?
sounds good to me
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>>70481
I went ahead and did that.

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Whats the difference between these two emoji?

:nyaoo-closedeyes: :nyaoo-closed-eyes:
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:waha::waja:
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:longcat::tacgnol:
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One has their eyes closed and the other is closing their eyes :nyaoo-closed-eyes::nyaoo-closedeyes:
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one is a lolicon and teh other is shotas.

the last few Iruyeh threads have shown us that there are still heyurizen willing to be nice to iruyeh-tan

the results? iruyeh is happier and hasn't posted FAIL since forever!
We need to fix all these years of anti-iruyeh propaganda!! I hope all mods and kaguya are on board with this! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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They started it! and we've never retaliated!

Heyuri was peacefully minding its own business until they began throwing bricks through our windows and setting fire to our cats! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>>70433
buy me a cheeseburger and we will talk
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Buy me a cup o' coffee, and we'll talk about it. (σ・∀・)σ
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>>70437
>>70438
i cant fucking believe it
mods unwilling to do some good deeds unless they get a bribe in return ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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I want to give iruyeh AIDS and we both die with AIDS, its a true love story( ´ω`)

why can't I remind people to remember to SMASH that yeah button if they enjoyed my post? :unsure:
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I only see the thread now

>SMASH that yeah button
button smashing is an old term afaik, but that probably isn't why your post was deleted
There is nothing wrong with having a little fun with soudane feature, however in the thread it feels like you made your first post specifically so you can make a follow up post that criticizes Heyuri for having such a feature - which additionally also broke Rule 8.e

There were some fun being had so I'll still restore the first post
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>button smashing is an old term afaik
He's mimicking the youtuber/twitch streamer behavior that started around 10 years ago, where they say things like "don't forget to smash that like button"
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>>70450
"don't forget to smash that "yeah" button and stay tuned for more heyuri content coming your way!" ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>70450
"started 10 years ago" lol
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just got done serving a long sentence in the slammer for this joke :closed-eyes2:

Hey hey hey hey psst psst psst
HEY!
C'mere, kid... I got somethin' to show ya...
No, no... not that thing in mah pants... I'll show that to ya later... heh... (・∀・)

SO, as you're probably aware by now we accept fullbanner submissions from users, which were hence posted to this here thread on this very board: >>64431
Just to refresh, fullbanners are images that can link to other boards within Heyuri or to external sites. They are required to be 468x60px.

AND WHAT YOU PROBABLY MAYBE DIDN'T KNOW is that's been almost two years since the last post in that thread lol and we've only had like three approved in the past few months. Thanks to the guys who made the /j/ and radio banners. (σ・∀・)σ

SUBMISSIONS CAN BE DONE HERE AND YES, YOU CAN STICK YOUR PENIS IN THERE:
https://img.heyuri.net/q/koko.php?mode=module&load=fullBanner
also teh clickable link underneath the top fullbanner on this page

The real good news is us mods are now able to approve banners ourselves, so... this probably won't affect approval rate by a lot, but uh... it will be a little bit higher! At least 0.2% more! Rejoice! ヽ(`Д´)ノ

Do bear in mind for people looking to advertise their own website with a banner will have needed to be Rule 7+8 compliant to begin with, and also the banner itself must be SFW (but if your website is for, like, fat German grandma bestiality scat porn or something, we don't care). We also have the ability to remove banners from the rotation, but you don't have to pay us anything for the right to advertise. So even if you get rejected, it won't cost you anything. (*^ー゚)b

As for links to Heyuri subdomains, so far our lineup covers:
- /jp/
- /o/
- /j/
- /sw/
- The radio
- Da Rulez

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TL;DR: submit ur website's 468x60px banner to appear on Heyuri here: https://img.heyuri.net/q/koko.php?mode=module&load=fullBanner
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this is still my proudest contribution to this website ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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oh yeah, and I made this one too, but I think it was for a different type of banner that's since been discontinued? or something. should I attempt to resize it for 468x60px?
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>>70453
nvm it took 10 mins of clicking but it looks like it's still in rotation

since the price of ram and storage is getting expensive, maybe we should set the default font on heyuri just a little bit smaller to save space on each post. this should have a impact at scale. 100 post at normal size can prob fit 180 small post virtualy doubleing your storage
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where's the fatass that keeps eating the servers

Unautosage plz :cry:. The board has slowed noticeably over the last few weeks.
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On discussion boards, having the autosage limit makes sense, but I still dunno why we have it on the dump boards. :mona2:
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increased the age limit on image dumping boards (+ Anime/Manga board) to 2 years for the meanwhile
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>>70425
Thats a good decision i been waiting for!

>>70422
I care as AI faps are good faps!
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>>70423
>>70424
i want /l/ to be a discussion board to... ヽ(´ー`)ノ porn boards reputation for being only for dumping and lurking facilitates nobody posting.
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Thanks! :iyahoo:

How the fuck is this thread still up, it has obvious rule 8 buzzword?!
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"Gooning" is a much older term than you think. It's "gooner" that's the rule 8 term
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>>70420
It's pretty clear from OP's image that the poster in the image was not using it in the old way. Hence, it's rule 8.

I totally agree but then again it’s more important to me that my post stays visible for at least a day rather than getting lost after a few hours.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>70385
>>70386
you niggas didn't see that thread cuz it got deleted on /b/ op didn't repost so it's gone forever :closed-eyes:
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You can read that thread at the other places they posted it, such as https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/313827.html
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high ppe boards will probably have more readers, but high ppe board readers will probably also see more total stuff per visit to that board, so they wont dwell on your post for as long. so, low ppe boards are a better place to be heard as an individual. high ppe boards are better for developing new hivemind brain viruses for the goldfish-brained masses.
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ppe? pph*

What caused the dramatic collapse in activity that heyuri experienced over the last few weeks? I've checked the board in the afternoon, then came back in the evening and not a single post was made
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>porn threads or whatever and the people who make them. Or like random image macros with no comment
the worst kind of threads! (;´Д`)
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qA3lkdVI-san, you are dangerously noob if not malicious
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qA3lkdVI-san is right. Those threads are boring! You can only fap so much in one day
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I found heyuri when it contained a type of softcore content that is no longer allowed, so I don't feel like visiting that often anymore.
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proof that jailbaitfags only came here for jb and nothing else

the software we're running at https://up.heyuri.net/ is derivative from a japanese lineage of uploader scripts, which we have modified significantly. And recently we reworked it to be HTML5 complaint as well as new/improved features, which'll be available soon

its never had a name beyond "uploader", "up" and "2ちゃん uploader!". the last one may be confused with 2chan/futaba's file uploaders (and is harder to type).

so a unique name would be helpful

suggest some names ITT ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>70340
I second the idea of tenma, it should be something short, simple, and easy to remember.
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hOZBZj3o-san here
>tsuinteruappuroda?
Maybe, but it could also stay as romaji "twintail", Japanese people omit the "s", making it sound unusual in English so it still feels Japanese-ish this way
Existing examples for such naming is AHoge Editor (https://ahoge.heyuri.net/ ), or another similar uploader script that is called "STRANGE UPLOADER" by the Japanese.
If it were to go with this and Japanese letters, the alternative Japanese writings could be liek ツインテールあぷろだ or ついんて~るアップロード, there is room to play with it.

I would be happy with tenma too
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"baka, its not like I want to hold on to your files or anything!"

Tsundureloader
tsunloader
tsuntaker
tsunbin
loliloader
loliup
heyeriapp (we got an app)
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>>70339
twintail sounds really nice
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btw it has been updated

https://up.heyuri.net/warota.php

you can select more columns like the filename in settings too https://up.heyuri.net/warota.php?request=settingsForm

theres also a style selector on the top right

heyuri could use this interactive map
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/thread
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<thread>
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lmao that was me
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>>70299
to see what proxies people are using
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im in JAPAN

I got warned for Rule 8 for this image. Uh, what?

Mods pls explain
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I don't know if it's really a part of the SNS culture (as with other stuff listed in teh wiki page) or just a function on some sites to speak much but
I've seen Japanese incorporating it into other stuff

Quoting Mod-san's defense for deletion of a certain other thing being wrong
>If you're referring to the "[REDACTED FOR IRRELEVANCY]" thing that [REDACTED FOR IRRELEVANCY] seems to have a penchant for (regardless of how irrelevant it is to the topic), it's not "tiktok culture" - it was a viral internet phenomenon/meme that hit the mainstream and got remixed to death like all the others in internet history. Since Tiktok is one of the most popular video-hosting sites in the world right now, naturally it was heavily featured there - but it was also all over every other website (well, except this one) and featured on mainstream news. Hell, even Jim "old, out-of-touch man who hates everything new since 1985" Cornette discussed it on his podcast - that's how I first heard about it :xd:
>That doesn't mean we should have it all over Heyuri (if for no other reason than because it's old and stale), but it's incorrect to file it under "tiktok culture".
By this logic, it also feels wrong to delete any and all posts that use hashtags
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>SNS culture (as with other stuff listed in teh wiki page)
in case my wording isn't clear, I meant "like" in "as in" here
examples listed in the page are definitely social media culture and R8
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>By this logic, it also feels wrong to delete any and all posts that use hashtags
Firstly, the post ur quoting was simply me clarifying that [REDACTED] wasn't TikTok culture (as was being claimed), but that it was instead a shortlived-but-massive viral internet/pop culture phenomenon - I wasn't arguing that it should be kept on Heyuri

Secondly, using hashtags ironically began around the time of "#YOLO" in the early 2010s - regular twitter/social media users were doing it as part of a general social media meme ("hashtag x, hashtag y," etc.), and "ironic shitposters" on imageboards would emulate it by putting them at the ends of their posts to piss other users off. Both the twitter/social media usage and the "I'm doing it ironically" usage are the epitome of kuso 2010s web culture, and therefore it falls firmly under Rule 8
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>>70322
what about #TYBG? Is that dated enough for you?
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>what about #TYBG? Is that dated enough for you?
Double Rule 8!

Hey, I have a small imageboard at https://trollchat.net, I was wondering if It’s possible to add my site to links section of Heyuri. Kaguya suggested I ask here. What are your thoughts?
Mod edit: fixed ur link LOL https://trollchat.net
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LOL EDIT
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>>70310
you only fixed the bottom one. also, this site is traash
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>>70311
Im adding moar, it just started
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You either have Chris-chan levels of Autism or are 12 years old
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>>70313
Im Just very retarded

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