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We will watch Sola (2007) on this Saturday 18:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]

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some suspicious pictures on the uploader
https://up.heyuri.net/images.php?page=124 (933)
https://up.heyuri.net/images.php?page=71 (2040, 2035, 2036)
they look underage

also, the video in the OP here
https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=102654
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candydoll clip
I actually have no idea if this is illegal lol, although it might fail the Dost test criteria and thus count as CP โ”(๏พŸ๏ฝž๏พŸ)โ”Œ
the test is bullshit in a lot of ways (in particular otherwise innocent clips when taken out of context can be ruled as CP and that's psychotic), but it is case law in the US; dunno what things are like in Europe
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>>66675
i love that what made this outrageous wasn't that it's alittle girl, but that it's a white little girl.
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>>66675
LauraB is a blessing on this world
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>>66675
theres more of this cute girl in there somewhere
https://up.heyuri.net/src/1249.mp4
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>>66683
western girls singing in japanese? i truly have no excuse now...

Should we make /b/ an exclusion zone? I think we must call in the Chernobyl men.

The past two months every thread is derailed with atleast 50 PENIS replies or someone posting terrible fetish porn, and it's never, like, feet, or something; it's always piss poop or guro, also the underage baiters, not the lolicons but the few anons who really really want to make it clear to others that they photograph actual children outside of teh interwebz to masturbate to it, I think that's just actually pedophilia, or something (โ ฮธโ โ€ฟโ ฮธโ )

Heyuri is graet but we should nuke /b/ I think, I don't mean remove /b/ from the website, I mean we should deploy a Tsar Bomba on whichever server rack is hosting /b/


Seriously, are the mods going to lessen the circular masturbation threads?
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is teh PENIS derailment/spam getting a bit much now? If it's 1 guy doing it, then it feels a bit forced...
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>If it's 1 guy doing it
it is
>then it feels a bit forced
it does
verdict: B&!
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Indeed, 99% of PENIS posts are from one guy - if nothing else, they're B& for ruining our tradition of PENIS posting by running it into teh ground!
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it's a LOAD for sure!
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Heyuri is undergoing a severe PENIS shortage and it seems like I'm the only one making any effort to remedy this deplorable situation, the least you could do is stop deleting my humble contributions

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Rule 0

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The menstruating girl is obviously underage. Additionaly some anons are asking for pics and that could result in another cosmo situation
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it will probably be fine...
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It's theoretically possible for a girl to get her first period at age 18 if she keeps using certain pills through her teenage years, so I think she should be allowed to post as long as we don't get explicit proof that she didn't do that.
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"I think my period has come" could just mean this month's period, not the first period.
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how retarded do you have to be to take this bait
learn how to internets please
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>>66649
I mean, it wouldn't be the first time an underage girl talked about her period on Heyuri.

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does kaguya ever post on /b/ as an anon?
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I have over 100 anonymous posts up right now

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As I promised in the townhall, here is the thread where you can post emotes you want to see on Heyuri. You can also suggest names for them, like :this:

I won't add whole lists like >>61466 but you can pick your favorites out of such lists and post them ITT.

Personally I want to see similar cute Heyuri-related anime icons. Bonus points if they were monthly anime/streamed at cytube at some point, but of course, anything goes.

OC is especially encouraged

Also I should say that I will add them at bulks. I need to edit many files to add them, so it would be easier on my side to not add one emote each time. Just saying this so you wouldn't think I am ignoring/forgot about this thread
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:waha:
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:kuma6: :waha:
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>>65803
Before the Kuma emote was added, I decided to try my hand at fixing this attempt up. Now that exists, I guess there's not much point, but may as well post it for fun. ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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:wahawalk:

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Two rule 8 b0rkings in one

First: "Because it just is, okay?" is a Sharty/nu4chan meme, usually accompanied by a soyjack
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/because-it-just-is-okay

Second: The image of wikipedia-chan is drawn in styl of "nerd emoji", a dumb Instagram/Reddit meme
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/nerd-emoji
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looooooooooool
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op is a crybaby. it was not that bad
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Something "not that bad" for you can be a Rule 8 violation
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would you marry rule 8?
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>>66639
>PNpMom
that's an unfortunate ID, it means you're mom does a lot of drugs and sex lol

wait... so is everyone here underage/news?
i read through earlier threads and it seems to be.

not being mean but, neocities, spacehey, etc. it's all so lame and fake. people who can only copy and exaggerate what they saw in old screenshots but were never there themselves, so it can't help but exude falseness.

i wish everyone was 30+ so they were wise and deep with EXPERIENCE of the good old days.

i don't want to be with tiktokcord generation skinwalking as olds. i don't want to be fooled by lies.
am i in the wrong place
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*chan user since 2005 here (was hilariously underage back then)
one thing I've noticed over the several decades of my life is that old-school revivals never really capture what things were like way back when
that's just the nature of it

this place still feels more like how things were than anywhere else I've visited in a long time though, regardless of things seeming bit fake and pining to reestablish the glory days
fake it until you make it ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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>>66537
as a gen-z-er and a lolicon, the stuff on this site reminds me of what the โ€œgrown-upโ€ culture of teenagers around me looked like when i was still in preschool, when life was good and i was physically close enough to a lot of my female friends to develop pedo complexes, so it kind of makes sense to me.
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>be me
>2008
>websurfing
>trying to find anime porn to fab to
>stumbled upon chan
>whatthefuckisthisshit.jpeg
>bounce to the next site
>finish move on with life
>2014 rolls around (or 2013 i cant remember)
>gamergate
>remember 4choom
>moot sperging for being called out after cucking himself
>anons get hit with b& hammer for anti talk and loliposting
>hotwheelz shills 8chill
>i troll around there for a few years
>learn about tor, overchan, and chan culture to a fair degree
>lurk moar
>8notchill gets nuked
>irl pulls the plug and locks the game away for a few years
>drive gets nuked
>treasuretlostfmlkillmyself.mkv

currently iv been on a binge trying to collect old shit after my drive got nuked. i discovered this place while trying to find information on anayshiiworldo after learing about how it was the og of ogs when it came to chan culture from a youtube documentary about 4chong. While watching documentaries and reading archives i also realized that 4chan died long before i first ever discovered it. i dont know what 4chant was like before the first summer wave. i wasnt there for the first exodus. i missed out on the habbo raids. i was so late that i might as well showed up in a coffin. but i also wasn't there for the 2chan shananigans or the bbs wars. i want to know more. i want to know it all. i want to have been there and experienced it. even the eras when i wasnt even alive yet. but i cant. i wasnt there. i haven't been /here/ for long but i can already feel the energy is different than other chans. so much so that i would even dare to say that most other sites are imageboards but this site is a chan.

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>>66619
please lurk for another 5-10 years before posting again
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>>66619
>>be me
>>2008
You weren't even alive back then lol

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where to startโ€ฆ?
yeah im not aussie, Scottish, kiwi, or any of that, im latvian, not telling you where i live, but i guess this is my final post here.
I had my fun getting my LOLz and stuff out of you guys, milking you like chris-chan, but its my time to find something else to do, vandals took the handles, alek is out.
also thx 4 banning me from the steam group, mucha gracias


(EL USUARIO FUE BANEADO POR ESTE ENTRADA)
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>>66609
im not
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>>66610
You sure?
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can the mods actually make my next ban notice latvian, you lousy fucks

(LIETOTฤ€JS TIKA SPฤ€RTA ล AI ZIล…AI)
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>>66613
>SPฤ€RTA
SPARTA?!!!

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I'm a fan of this rule.
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cool.

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Eh, it's already the 10th townhall!? Are we at the point where it's fine if I lazily paste the text I wrote up the last time yet? I think yes!

If it's your first time, read about townhalls here: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Townhall - the logs are worth at least taking a glimpse at, though a lot of issues brought up can be considered obsolete today

Date: 11 May Saturday, 18:00 UTC
Location: w*rld2ch.net/" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://gikopoi.w*rld2ch.net/

There will be some complaints about how gikopoipoi doesn't work on old browsers for some reason, but it's more fun than IRC so we will use it. If you aren't able to join in any way, you can still read the logs and create a post-townhall thread to share your ideas
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Dear Anonwaha,

I have planted over 9000 bombs beneath your house.

If you do not immediately apologize for deleting my post, I will detonate them.

This is not a joke.

Tick tock.
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Wasn't me - according to teh action log, the last time I baleeted a post on Off-Topic was on 2024/03/28

The last several baleetions were by kaguya and various janitor-san, so relocate ur bombs!
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inshallah

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>>66512
>who cares
People who care about teh rules, like teh mods. That's why I posted it on/q/, dummy
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the filename has since been changed
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>>66513
He didn't say "who cares", he said "who the fuck cares". Reported for abusing the greentext aka meme arrows feature.

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mods reported for not understanding that 66519's post is a joke
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>(USER WAS REPORTED FOR BEING PEDANTIC)
XD

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how many retarded meme references can one fit into a single image?
https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=99765
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Didn't deserve to be baleeted IMHO
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I don't even know what's supposed to be wrong with that image
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If you look closely the book says "MORBING" on the side which I'm pretty sure is in direct violation of rules 7 and/or 8. The "moderator" that said it shouldn't have been deleted should be demodded and permab& or at least severely punished for defending that vile "image". I'm literally going to kill myself if I ever see another "image" like that again.

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i made the thread that OP is (presumably) complaining about and im still not sure what the point of this is...
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donmai, the thread is fine. I think only some image in it was deleted because it contains some new memes most of us seem to be unaware of
In any case, it's not to be made a big deal of

in rules it shows talk about /vote/ witch i belive needs to be moved or fixed? seems out of place since its out of place on cgi.
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the url for "Protect your username, use a tripcode!"
should be this below
https://www.heyuri.net/index.php?view=faq#tripcode
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changed the URL
I will do something about the rules page soon too

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