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Hi im from a different website and im trying to gather information about your previous owner, kuz aka Kuznetsov. Its virtually impossible to find credible sources talking about him and what hes done recently, and everything anyone says about him is contradicted by another person, hell, even what he says he contradicts himself later.

Recently it seems he paid off the owners of a lolcow.farm to surpressed info about him, more specifically a supposed redpill that he is not actually named Kuznetsov, and all pictures of him are fake. There was a recent leak of a VK account that showed kuz is a illegal immigrant (from or to?) the netherlands, whos real name is Cornelius van Derstel. No pictures of him, but some of his wife. Anywho, any info about this?

Also im not expecting a deletion because kuz doesnt own this site anymore and it would be very suspicious if the admin deleted this

Thanks in advance for any information
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KUZ FACTS:
- he speaks fluent Russian and lives in the USA
- his waifu is/was Tomo from Azumanga Daioh
- he also lieks xqs's rendition of Setsunai Waha
- he is one of Heyuri's longest remaining oldbies, if not the longest
- he owns/hosts moar websites on any given day than he did the day before
- he has a seemingly conflicting penchant for both old interwebz culture and nu-4chan style shitposting
- he is a controversial figure on many bulletin boards, including some of his own
- he regularly partakes in long-form trolling and intentional misdirection, and is dedicated to the craft
- he is comftorably incorrect (´ー`)

KUZ MYTHS:
- everything else
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Some say his hair can be used as shark repellent, and he once got arrested for selling a pickle that doesn't bounce in Connecticut.
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Kuz is the former owner of Heyuri
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kuz may be a cat
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kuz is a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything

thoughts?
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:partybus: yo
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>download button
>redirects to the link of the image
i want a refund on my s4s link
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>>61680
It used to work, but at some point kuz moved Heyuri's image storage to his CDN on a different, non-Heyuri domain, and web browsers now block initiating a download if the source file is on a different domain to the one you're viewing, so it's just kinda b0rked until someone moves our images back to heyuri.net or can implement some other form of fix dark
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>>61680
who are you quoting?
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>>61680
back to twitter

I think the new(?) server needs to be adjusted to allow larger uploads, right now it seems to be extremely low (liek less than 1MB)
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Another bug since the server switch is that MP4s (maybe WebMs too?) don't have thumbnails any more
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testing webm thumbnails
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testing mp4
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yep, thats another bug fixed ^_^
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And that's another thx kuz! biggrin

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please remove the evangaylion banner
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>>61636
NEGER!!
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NIGER!
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nigra
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test
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test

is there any way to contribute to heyuri's codebase?
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>>61598
Kokonotsuba is written in PHP
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>>61599
Alright.
Is it okay if I send an email once I'm more well-versed with PHP? I've learnt all the basic shit about it and getting into aspects in it that are about web developement
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>>61600
Sure, see you then mona2
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before i continue further, is there any extra info? like what DB does it use, PDO or mysqli? im learning w/ xampp and mysql using mysqli functions right now and dunno if its the right thing
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will there be a time where kaguya will allow us to contribute more banners? i wanna make a cool banner cause i like heyuri everyones cool
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Assuming the banner rotation script is just picking a random image from a directory containing all the banners (in other words, the paths and filenames for each individual banner are not hardcoded into the script itself), wouldn't it be fairly simple to set up a simple imageboard or uploader script that stores its source images in that directory? Isn't that pretty much how /banner/ used to work?

Inb4 it's not fairly simple
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>>61587
honestly i think i might learn php just so i can contribute 2 heyuri. doubt it will be too hard already knowing multiple langs
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>>61589
true but it would need some sort of system for it to be moderated, like inputted banners will be on a list and can be accepted or denied
and theres always spam so there has to be something to prevent that, like checking if a file with the same pixels as another exists in the queue, and remove it if so
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>>61591
That would probably be very sensible, but I'm pretty sure the old /banner/ board had no such protections

Throwing caution to the wind is the Heyuri way ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>61591
that wouldn't be really hard to do. making a queue for admins to approve banners should be a pretty easy to do, and you can easily check if there are duplicates with md5 checksums

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from the list (>>61286)
>- Needs moar emotes and kaomoji! (additional: upgrade BBCode Reference page to better suit having a bajillion emotes - more responsive layout, categories, etc.)
kaomoji = done on ayashii
As for emotes... I wouldn't mind more "joke" emotes like tehegg added in a special occasion or sage, but I want a uniformity when it comes to expression emotes like anger or sadness, and yotsuba is doing it great biggrin

Maybe (but only maybe) in the future, if we grow tired of yotsuba emotes, I may consider changing them to a similar set of emotes (at least as a trial) if they fit Heyuri.
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"Moar emotes" doesn't necessarily have to be the typical happy/sad/angry faces - and NOTHING should EVAR replace the Yotsuba ones!! (I was against even the Heyuri-tan edit idea!) sweat

What I had in mind was more like having a variety of additional fun/cute pixel icons, like these:
https://hpgpixer.jp/en_pixel_art/
http://trade.gmobb.jp/1kb/
https://foollovers.com/mat/menuicon.html

Plus whatever Heyuri-related anime/character-themed stuff we can find
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I WONDER IF HE KNOWS ABOUT THE mona2
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>>61467
Everyone knows about the mona2, it's in the BBCode Reference...

Speaking of which - wasn't there some new(old) formatting options enabled recently? They weren't added to BBCode Reference unsure
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Theres a new emote in celebration of international kuz day:

kuz
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Also, kaguya will reformat the BBCode page to be cleaner and nicer in the future

It gives this error no matter what I try.
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Try posting on another browser
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test

is this a serious banner advertisement i can post on my site and link here?
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>>61492
i'll make sure to post them here. i love the older web.
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What's ur site?
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>>61492
i linked the banner image for now in that post. admin so far but i'll try to make a new one :)
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Where did you guys get the yotsuba emotes from?
sweat3
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Dunno lol, you'll have to find and ask lolico. They're pretty old, I know that much
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i think it was (now dead) dameib, but as anon said - only lolico knows, who is hard to reach nowadays xp

kaguya should add one, i think it could work out
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YOUR SAGE = NEGATED
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Doomed to be political textboard?
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>>61427
Australian Haruhi has a point, but I don't think its necessarily a bad thing.
Politics boards get a bad rap from the 4, but I think that one mostly sucks just because it is populated by loads of Dunning-Kruger types and general knuckledraggers.
There are plenty of examples of world/international boards where people can discuss politics/world events, but still maintain a good nature and have fun.
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>>61445
P.S. We need to fix the textboard post numbers first, though. I haven't seen >>1-san in years.
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please don't make it about actual "current" events
sweat3

Excluding /o/ and SW!
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If SW had a ppd feature, then I'd die in peace
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>>61390
If you view source, you can see the post numbers in the HTML and work it out

You can find some recent PPDs that were calculated here:
https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Talk:Off-Topic

The Heyuri Historical Society is back! and on a better domain and with better software. HHS was previously a wiki which documented Heyuris history and culture but was poorly managed by a 3rd party and ultimately shut down. Now its back, but officially!

Its community editable, so we encourage everyone who knows a thing or two about the site to make and contribute to pages. Theres currently a known bug with the visual editor but we'll get to it soon.

You dont have to write about just Heyuri, as the HHS is also about BBS culture in general, feel free to write about your favorite japanese board or the history of strange world, its all welcome there!

Attached is a screenshot of the old pages on HHS, some of which have been remade already.

Some pages that should be worked on:
Kuz (admin conflict of interest)
Kaguya (admin conflict of interest)
Heyuri page (has an in progress history section)
Strawberryheaven
Kokonotsuba (perhaps other heyuri software too?)
Perhaps a helpful links page, etc

Also in this thread we should discuss policy and tone. Should we set guidelines, or just let people write however? What tones should we encourage people to follow when writing? What should be considered off topic?

All this and more, on Heyuris FIRST official wiki and the return of the Historical Society.
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Go to recent pages and TURN OFF GROUPING to get a list of updates that isnt confusing as hell to read
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>>61358
Thx, that was confusing me dizzy

>>61359
Only if it r0x my s0x and doesn't totally fuck up the non-default skins (I'm using MonoBook)
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LOL I don't want them that much!

test

pic unrelated
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>>61372
Thx Anonymous biggrin

>>61374
Thx kuz biggrin

Let's test it...
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Test pt 2
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I can confirm: IT WERX!
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>>61377
hurray!
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>>61377
hurray!

Everyone, welcome your new admin, Kaguya, who first joined Heyuri in August of 2020 (the decline) but is well aware of what Heyuri is about and its culture, he contributed heavily and is one of the most active posters here, he does virtually all the moderation and considers Heyuri to be the best of all Kuz's sites.

While many miss Kuz, lets balance our despair with kind welcome to Kaguya!

xp
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can you fix the daily sakaki. It has been down for a few months now
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>>61283
I too need too see sakaki's smile (b00bs are OK too) in these days, but fka sites aren't managed by me closed-eyes2
I will ask someone in charge of hosting about it
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>>61284
Wow! I didn't expect a direct reply, but I'm glad to know a little bit more about the inner workings of this stuff.
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do you have feeling for karuka hatamore on sw?
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Ms. Hatamore is taken!

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