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No.61719 [Reply]
Check them out!
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OW MY VIEWPORT
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.nosebleed
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cry
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>glarel:
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No.61271 [Reply]
Did Kaguya just do this manually? I was able to archive just fine yesterday.huh
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No.61739
It's been a while.... is it impossible to restore at this point?
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>>61739
I doubt they outright deleted it, just made it unavailable
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No.61742
>>61558
the only time i was ever reported on twitter was when i called out grinder greg johnson for being a homo loool
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No.61743
z0ne (hentai flash guy) has wayback machine disabled for his site zone-archive
i think it was to protect private information
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>>61743
zone is a real 3d girl allegedly
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No.61749 [Reply]
what is the current ppd on /b/?
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No.61750
Between the newest and oldest posts currently on /b/ (~16 days):
2022/09/02(Fri)00:17 No.22968 to 2022/08/16(Tue)13:47 No.22239
1.85 PPH, 44.35 PPD

Between the newest post and the post closest to 24 hrs prior (~1 day):
2022/09/02(Fri)00:17 No.22968 to 2022/08/31(Wed)23:46 No.22922
1.88 PPH, 45.03 PPD
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No.61081 [Reply]
Strange World@Heyuri... (;´Д`)
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No.61082
ill fix it
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No.61083
Moar like kuyashii.net, amirite?
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No.61084
>>61083
ZAWA ZAWA (;´Д`)
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fix
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>>61082
Thx, u fix it! biggrin
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No.60902 [Reply]
I have a genius idea which cannot possibly fail. We post a picture of heyuri tan on 4chan and simply write the name heyuri in the filename as a sort of cross promotion that avoid's the banhammerz. Absolutely nothing could go wrong!!!
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No.60903
getting memories of when heyuri tan was spammed on bant lol
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No.60914
>>60903
why /bant/ out of all places.
it freaking sucks. I mean all 4chinko boards do but bant even moreso.
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No.60899 [Reply]
I'm making this thread for those of us who couldn't make it to the townhall but still want to discuss matters. Also becuz BBS > chat biggrin

According to teh logs (which you can find in full here: https://www.heyuri.net/_/townhall_6.txt ), the points of discussion were as follows:

1. Kokonotsuba bugs aren't high priority right now because Heyuri is being ported(?) to TinyIB
Townhall response: nobody commented on it but everyone clapped for Barry upon kuz's request

2. Thx 2 POTI-board's main developer for coming to Heyuri to help us and also listening to suggestions for the English translation

3. HeyuriRemix gets pretty much no traffic, what should be done with it?
Townhall response: nobody outside of the staff had even heard of it

4. 2ちゃん (AKA 2ch.cx) has a bug that allows for easy DoS attacks, but Nakura (the owner) has been MIA since November 29th - Barry is investigating the bug and it might be back online in a week, 2 weeks, or maybe tomorrow (the bug is very perplexing)
Townhall response: "yay"

5. Monthly anime = FAIL, maybe anime movie/OVA nights on a Heyuri cytube will work better
Townhall response: they agreed

6. Should kuz's wife be invited to the 6th Annual International Convention of Heyurizens?
Townhall response: opinions are mixed, but mostly yes

7. (skipped)

8.5. Heyuri imageboards used to have INFINITE PAGES™, but is it worth sticking to only having 5 pages if it makes them faster?
Townhall response: "yep"

8.5.ii. Bump limit for threads was recently increased from 3 days to 7, should it be increased/decreased or stay at 7?
Townhall response: townhall liek 7

9. ASCII D1CKZ (skipped)
Townhall response: no comment

10. Tell a Hitler joke
Barry: why wasn't hitler allowed to compete in the olympics?
Barry: he couldn't even finish one race
Townhall response: they LOL'd

11. (404)

12. Nonickname has been lurking #heyuri for years but has never spoken, what's up with that?
Townhall response: opinions range from "he's shy" to "he's an omnipresent being"

13. Heyuri has a bad reputation outside of Heyuri for various reasons. The Heyuri pro-war movement says that we must retaliate and destroy the enemy, while the Heyuri anti-war movement says that this will only create moar drama and we should maek friends instead - what do the masses think of this dilemma? Which will be more effective in improving Heyuri's reputation: war or peace? destruction or construction? haet or loev?
kuz: declares himself pro-war
kaguya: declares himself anti-war
Townhall response: mostly indifferent

13.ii. kuz suggests that most detractors aren't anti-Heyuri, but are instead anti-kuz - a proposed solution to end the war dilemma is kuz stepping down and giving kaguya the Heyuri crown. Do you think this sacrifice would save heyuri? or is it useless?
kuz: goes AFK to maek tea
kaguya: suggests some sites he would like to try befriending and cooperating with
kuz: returns and lays out some of the current problems with promoting Heyuri and says he thinks stepping down is a good idea
Townhall response: some deliberation but doesn't arrive at a concrete conclusion

14. Why don't you visit kolyma IRC?
Townhall response: answers range from "ayashii" to "i'm not talkative"

15. kuz suggests a conclusion on the War VS Peace question: people don't care and just want to post, but we should still befriend neutral sites and cease activities which provoke conflict or turn us into warmongers
Townhall response: "sure"
kaguya: wants to also make peace with hostile sites and clear Heyuri's name

16. What if there was a userboard on 2ちゃん where people could upload banners, like the /banner/ board we used to have?
Townhall response: "ye"
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>>60904
I started typing up my thoughts as soon as I made this thread, but it quickly became very long and then I became very tired, and since then I've either been too busy or feeling too exhausted to focus on it sweat2

Instead of continuing with that essay, I'll summarize the main points of what I wanted to say, and not repeat anything already said by others in the townhall itself:

- My thoughts on rewriting/porting the software are best expressed by this article from the year 2000 on "things you should never do" in software development:
https://www.joelonsoftware.com/2000/04/06/things-you-should-never-do-part-i/ (TL;DR - DON'T THROW OUT OLD CODE AND START ANEW!!!)

There's no reason to believe that a new script will be any better than what have now (or what we had before, or what we had before that...), but there are plenty of reasons to believe that our current software will be neglected until the new one goes live (which could be months away), that the replacement will be buggy for a long time, that it will be missing key features for a long time (possibly indefinitely like /all/), and that it will take up lots of time and energy from both staff-san and the users for no good reason, burning everyone out and stifling activity. After "TEH CRASH", Strawberry Heaven, the kuz reboot, and the slow and painful switch to kokonotsuba, I DO NOT want to have go through all that rigmarole again - especially not to just get back to where we already are now sweat3

- I think HeyuriRemix should at least be promoted and put in the board links before we decide if we want to get rid of it or not - I don't think anyone outside of Strange World was even told about it or shown a link to it until the townhall!

- I largely agree with what kaguya said regarding teh wars and how Heyuri should strive to be neutral/friendly to other sites/admins again, instead of being aggressive-by-default and occasionally picking fights with other sites/admins (which is extremely dumb and paints a HUEG target on our very small back)

- At this point in time, I think giving kaguya the reigns (or anyone else if they have what it takes), even if temporarily, could be a much-needed breath of fresh air - not just for Heyuri, but also for kuz and whatever other projects he has going on. I'd love to see a more active and engaged staff-san on Heyuri like we used to have in the lolico+kuz days, and like what we briefly saw while kuz was on vacation and kaguya was placed in charge. Regular updates and fun/cool things being added, frequent news posts (on Heyuri itself and not some other site), responsive staff-san on /q/, random fun events like CSS hax, and just a general enthusiasm for Heyuri. All those things really made this place feel ALIVE and worth hanging around back in summer 2020, but have scarcely been seen since

- This wasn't brought up, but if the file uploader script that Saint Nakuras was using is too hard to patch, as a last resort we could always switch to something else. While the current version doesn't quite fit Heyuri's aesthetic by default, KENT-WEB's file uploader script seemed to work pretty well in my initial testing, and it was last updated in December 2019. There's totally more uploader scripts out there, but most that I've encountered haven't been updated since teh early/mid 2000s
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No.60906
BTW, the bump limit on /q/ still seems to be 3 days
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No.61675
funny get
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No.61676
Speaking of townhall I uploaded a whole video of town hall #7 back in june but I totally forgot about it!!

https://youtu.be/CccrkkEhKE0

I would have put it on vidlii but it is too long
ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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>>61676
Oh god sweat
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No.61516 [Reply]
nyaoo

pic unrelated
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here is the high res smile
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>>61516
>>61517
There's just something about old school anime prawn that feels really appealing. When it's not terribly drawn, I mean. I guess something about how there was really little in the way of an online digital art 'scene' back in those days, and the technique in those days was a lot less refined and more experimental.
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No.60739 [Reply]
1. What are "retail flash files" mentioned in the rules?
2. Also in the rules, regarding /q/: "Do not post non meta topics outside of here!". Did you mean "Do not post non meta topics inside of here!"?
3. Is this pic against rule 8?
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No.60742
I would say it's more of "how" you use than "what" you use.
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>1. What are "retail flash files" mentioned in the rules?
Probably refers to non-freeware flash files - back in the day there were flash-based games that cost real moneez (liek Samorost 2)

>2. Also in the rules, regarding /q/: "Do not post non meta topics outside of here!". Did you mean "Do not post non meta topics inside of here!"?
I think it's supposed to read "Do not post meta topics outside of here!", but in practice the only time it's enforced is whenever a dramaqueen shows up

>3. Is this pic against rule 8?
Just use the original, or alternatively this edit:
https://img.heyuri.net/a/koko.php?res=3501&pagenum=all#p3530
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No.60744
>3. Is this pic against rule 8?
<I think rule 8 is more about how you use it unless it's a shitty nu-meme (which this might count as), but I don't see anything wrong with using it so long as the spirit of Heyuri is maintained. If you want to be sure, maybe ask one of the mods on IRC or see if you get banned for using them. There isn't much reason to use it anyway unless it's relevant, just use >>60743
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>>60743
No! Dont use that edit! Make your own heyuri-tan edit and then use that one!
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No.60751
Thank you all for answering my questions
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No.61695 [Reply]
HEYURI IS AWESOME. THAT IS A FACT! But what if there were holiday events that happened on the site?
Example: For Easter, you could have Easter eggs be randomly scattered around the website. You can click on them to collect them!! Collect them all for a FREE PRIZE!!! (like ascii art of heyuri-tan in a bunny outfit)

Post your ideas here too if you want!!!! There might not be an active developer on Heyuri, but I like daydreaming!!!!!
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>>61696
WTF WIZARD
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>>61697
I think it's pretty impressive that you managed to pick the one actual holiday event we've done (that was more than just a CSS hax), and described it pretty close to how we did it xd

https://archive.ph/ZIS5v
https://archive.ph/Gt0xW

Maybe you're teh chosen one? Tell us what future events lie in store for Heyuri! astonish
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No.61700
this thread made me laugh
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No.61701
>>61699
I am sadly not the wizard you imagined, but I will not be refrained from shouting ideas!

- April Fools or Website Anniversary: A cardboard cutout of Heyuri-tan has taken over /b/! /b/ has been put on lockdown, and a new board is made as an underground base of operations to take back the board! Perhaps the real Heyuri-tan will show herself to save the day...
- Halloween: Light the carved pumpkin! Each webpage has a global pumpkin which is to be light with a certain amount of clicks. If this light isn't maintained, then the pumpkin loses its light and the website turns dark! The webpage which had the longest time with the light on wins.
- Christmas: Haiku your waifu! Write a seasonal haiku about your waifu. The waifu with the best haiku wins.
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No.61707
I can't believe there's people on heyuri right now who don't know about the mona2
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No.61647 [Reply]
How would heyuri feel about using vichan or something?
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No.61686
>>61653
>we can just report any issues we come across to the maintainer and let them deal with it
What a shit mindset, this is the kind of thinking that is the reason why all technology is endlessly getting worse and worse. no one is willing to take accountability for anything, it is always just someone else's fault, not yours.

There is literally NOTHING wrong with the software heyuri uses.
>Heyuri's #1 problem has always been the lack of a dedicated developer who can fix bugs, patch security holes
Please give an example of the "bugs" or "security holes".
software can just be functional, everything doesn't need to be in a perpetually constant state of being "updated" with "new" "features" and yet heyuri with no main developer gets new features pretty often...
99% of "bugs" and "security holes" need like ONE dude to fix them ONCE
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No.61693
>>61686
Read the thread properly instead of just jumping in at that post!

I'm not in support of dropping our current software, nor dropping the scripts we were using b4 kokonotsuba should it become completely nonviable - this was a thought experiment about the purely hypothetical scenario where none of the above options were viable (which isn't actually that hypothetical since we've had to move scripts a couple of times before) closed-eyes2

And the problem is that Heyuri doesn't even have "ONE dude to fix them ONCE", as stated by kuz and kaguya many times over the past year and a half. You should read the previous townhall logs, where any and all ideas, feature requests, bugfixes, etc. regarding kokonotsuba and Heyuri were shot down across the board due to "lol no developers". And while kuz and kaguya have been able to fix certain things in the past themselves (usually after a lot of pressure and persuasion...), they will not always be able to do so - either due to not having enough l33t sk1llz, or simply being too burned out or busy with other things

If you lurk a little moar you'll also lern how we've been affected in the past by vulnerabilities and hax0rs - hell, it was only a few weeks ago that the entirety of /b/ was nuked via a lone MLP spammer, and that's far from the worst we've ever encountered

Heyuri was once forcefully taken offline and considered DEAD for 3 months in 2020 after a nefarious actor with root access took over and deleted the entire site after having already spammed the shit out of it for over a month after having already destroyed the hard drives of our previous servers causing us to lose an entire month's worth of heavy development on our (then) new script, not to mention all their social engineering and intentionally causing rifts among Heyuri's former staff cry

The ONLY reason something like that isn't happening on a more regular basis is because nobody with the ability to do so has been trying. That's it. All it would take is another skiddie to get butthurt over something, or decide to use us as target practice, and Heyuri will be deader than /dating/ once more. That's the cold hard truth, and that's why using a popular script used by several other sites who have already faced and resolved these problems has its benefits, should it ever come to that

I also recommend taking a look at our Strange World and Oekaki boards, which are both running on open source scripts maintained by individuals outside of Heyuri - all we have to do is occasionally update them, which isn't entirely painless, but it's leagues better than trying to discover and patch problems ourselves (especially given that we've had ZERO actual developers behind Heyuri for the past year and a half)
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No.61694
>>61693
>especially given that we've had ZERO actual developers behind Heyuri for the past year and a half
Jeez. You guys need to announce the need for developers, then - or get some exercise on the l33t skillz. Heyuri still has a lot of potential, even now.
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>>61694
its been in the form of a banner for like 5 months...
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No.61703
>>61702
I seem to be very retarded.
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No.60847 [Reply]
Nobody wanted it, nobody asked for it, it's some random shady russian imageboard buyer crap that has nothing to do with heyuri
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No.60849
Works just fine for me

I'm not sure how a de-refferer is "kolyma crap" but it sounds like you need to take thr stick out of your ass before I try to explain things rationally
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No.60850
What is the actual use of these jump pages? Is it just to show ads or collect data? Any use for the user?
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No.60851
ITS A DE-REFFERER YOU IDIOTS
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No.60852
Dereferrers are lame
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No.60853
rel="noreferrer" is teh new hotness
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No.61624 [Reply]
Hi im from a different website and im trying to gather information about your previous owner, kuz aka Kuznetsov. Its virtually impossible to find credible sources talking about him and what hes done recently, and everything anyone says about him is contradicted by another person, hell, even what he says he contradicts himself later.

Recently it seems he paid off the owners of a lolcow.farm to surpressed info about him, more specifically a supposed redpill that he is not actually named Kuznetsov, and all pictures of him are fake. There was a recent leak of a VK account that showed kuz is a illegal immigrant (from or to?) the netherlands, whos real name is Cornelius van Derstel. No pictures of him, but some of his wife. Anywho, any info about this?

Also im not expecting a deletion because kuz doesnt own this site anymore and it would be very suspicious if the admin deleted this

Thanks in advance for any information
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No.61627
KUZ FACTS:
- he speaks fluent Russian and lives in the USA
- his waifu is/was Tomo from Azumanga Daioh
- he also lieks xqs's rendition of Setsunai Waha
- he is one of Heyuri's longest remaining oldbies, if not the longest
- he owns/hosts moar websites on any given day than he did the day before
- he has a seemingly conflicting penchant for both old interwebz culture and nu-4chan style shitposting
- he is a controversial figure on many bulletin boards, including some of his own
- he regularly partakes in long-form trolling and intentional misdirection, and is dedicated to the craft
- he is comftorably incorrect (´ー`)

KUZ MYTHS:
- everything else
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No.61628
Some say his hair can be used as shark repellent, and he once got arrested for selling a pickle that doesn't bounce in Connecticut.
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No.61630
Kuz is the former owner of Heyuri
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No.61632
kuz may be a cat
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No.61687
kuz is a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything
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No.60615 [Reply]
thoughts?
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No.61444
:partybus: yo
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>download button
>redirects to the link of the image
i want a refund on my s4s link
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>>61680
It used to work, but at some point kuz moved Heyuri's image storage to his CDN on a different, non-Heyuri domain, and web browsers now block initiating a download if the source file is on a different domain to the one you're viewing, so it's just kinda b0rked until someone moves our images back to heyuri.net or can implement some other form of fix dark
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No.61682
>>61680
who are you quoting?
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No.61684
>>61680
back to twitter
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No.61654 [Reply]
I think the new(?) server needs to be adjusted to allow larger uploads, right now it seems to be extremely low (liek less than 1MB)
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No.61667
Another bug since the server switch is that MP4s (maybe WebMs too?) don't have thumbnails any more
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testing webm thumbnails
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testing mp4
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No.61670
yep, thats another bug fixed ^_^
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No.61671
And that's another thx kuz! biggrin
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No.61634 [Reply]
please remove the evangaylion banner
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No.61636
NIGGER!
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No.61637
>>61636
NEGER!!
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NIGER!
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No.61639
nigra
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test
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