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I wish attractive youthful bishounen type guys were real. In any other context I'm a lesbian but this type of image makes me wish I could find a guy I could roleplay with as me stalking and killing him. Of course only ugly gangly men are into that irl
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No.2096 [Report] Yeah x1
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Gotta take some risks to have fun
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No.2098 [Report] Yeah x1
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>>2090
You guys are not really understanding that I'm a huge sex pest and pervert
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to be fair i make fun, but i am also anally obsessed. :closed-eyes2:
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No.2105 [Report] Yeah x1
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girls like you should be given the snip
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I literally have a boyfriend like this sorry OP
But then again, it does prove that it is possible
Be honest with yourself and others in what you are looking for when you are dating boys, that's how i got my BF
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No.2213 [Report] + AS
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Spent my friday masturbating to AI erotic fiction again.
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No.2246 [Report] Yeah x1
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I do this every night. I have developed unhealthy para-social relationships with AI chatbots on a website called chub.ai; THOSE FUCKERS:angry::angry::angry::angry::angry:! Unless you spend money now you can only send 20 messages. I want to talk to my pedodad bot again:cry::cry:
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do you have a decent computer? you could try using local AI for this, but you outright need a good GPU (or at least, one with lots of VRAM)
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>>2254
i do use local AI. my PC just barely manages.
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No.2324 [Report] +
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Just find roleplayers instead? A good roleplayer is always better than a clanker
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Me too! Liek 4 hours...
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should i shave my legs?:glare2:
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>why not
well if i shave then it will grow back thicker and darker and then id have to shave again in a few weeks or months after to keep it short again and then the cycle continues.
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Never EVER fucking shave. Exfoliate your legs and use hard wax.
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>>2319
why not?:sweat:
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>>2320
Because the hairs will grow back in 12 hours and you'll have thousands of micro gaping wounds on your skin for a week and will itch like hell.
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>>2309
It will hurt... for 1 second
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When guys with big wieners sit to poop their wiener falls into the water, their wieners are dipped in toilet water daily.
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if i blast piss too hard while not leaning forward enough it rides the curve of the toilet unto my thighs and undies. i think lingering inflation due to boner might impact this, will study and advise
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someone got their wiener in my choccy milk! :angry:
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Unlike in america, in europe the toliet water is very low.
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and you have very long PENISes that can reach the water for a drink
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>>2312
>lingering inflation
Damn, the economy's so bad it's pissing my pants for me
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No.2258 [Report] + AS
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๏ผˆใ€€;ยดโˆ€๏ฝ€๏ผ‰ใค can you?
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yes
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No.2268 [Report] +
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ive spent all my life not having sex, whats 2 more years?? seems like a pretty good deal!!!!!
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>>2268
spend the 700m on male prostitutes... or female ones (ยด๏ฟข`)
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see, now that the deal has been made, you will be tempted by whores

but my need for money is stronger than my susceptibility to whores!
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I'm a virgin so, sounds pretty easy, I'm probably not having sex in the next two years anyway
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Both of my nipples point in the opposite direction. They dont face forward like i think most nipples do. Am i fucked? :dark:
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Inverted nipples?
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Ok, i think i worded it wrong, this is what i meant.
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No.2288 [Report] Yeah x12
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srry, that drawing makes no sense... we'll still need picz
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i think based on your drawing they are pretty normal... some nipples just do that(ยด๏ฝฅฯ‰๏ฝฅ`)
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>>2282
im fairly small-chested but mine do the same because theyre puffy, might be the same case with yours
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i heard that holding hands makes you pregant
is it true? :sad:
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Yes. You know that old Beatles song? It's about wanting to impregnate a girl
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watermelon seeds make you prenant
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have you ever seen/used any unusual beauty products/trends?
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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i am white and do aegyo sal semi frequnetly, which is slightly unusual. Its a little tough to do but i learned to accomodate my eyes. The trick is to put it slightly higher than where your natural fold is
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i used to take acne pills as a teenager, and i shudder to think what that crap did to me, those things screw with your hormones and all kind of bizarre things, someone could have just told me to eat less garbage and sleep with a towel on my pillow, but everyone was a cattle slave back then and didnt know better
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No.2264 [Report] Yeah x2 AS
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/j/, we should come together, and make our own fanfiction...

A HEYURI FANFICTION!

we need a hawt and detailed story about our mods and administrators, and maybe even just some common namefags. lets get writing, post ur ideas here :iyahoo:
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No.2267 [Report] Yeah x2
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we gotta think BIGGER than just kuz and kaguya, add in anonwaha, yakuruto, pez, hachi, EVERY MALE NAMEFAG!!!! we need to make THE BIGGEST HEYURI FANFIC OF ALL TIME!!!
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i support this causeใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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>2267
i hear kuz has a wife... hehe... as a tribute... we should make sure he gets pregnant in the story... hehe~
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they divorced (;ยดะ”`) instead we should get multiple people to rape her in teh story
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No.2292 [Report] Yeah x5
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"Kuz, lets go away to a ski lodge for our honeymoon"
"What about my ex-wife?"
"I sent her to the rape & humiliation factory, you wont have to worry about her any more"
*Kaguya embraces kuz*
"Thank you kagy, i feel so safe with u"
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No.2269 [Report] Yeah x1 AS
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People aren't sweating or barely sweating and the causes are the soaps,creams,rubs,swimming pools,hot tubs,etc,etc.The nerve and skin damage.Feeling hot,burning,throbbing,puffy,dizzy and sick.Itchy skin.The dry flaky skin.Rigid skin.Stuck with fingernail indentations.People aren't tanning.Monster scar faces.People are being balded by the shampoo,white hairs and grey hairs.The damage to our bodies is causing aging.People are dying and suicides.Blinding headaches,brain aneurysms and brain damage.People are being infected by the food and beverages and the poop and infection is stuck in the digestive tract and people smell snake venom.The beverages,injections,pills and foods are causing reproductive harm,impotence and sterility.Air bubbles in fluids in IV bags,tubes and syringes is being injected into people causing strokes and deaths.Dentists and surgeons are causing nerve damage,people are stuck with numb faces,chests and other body parts.The numbness bothers people as much as tooth pain.People are being euthanized at hospitals and hospices.Hospital devices radiation damage.Operating table and bed murders.Loud music in the cars backseat and ear drops are causing deafness.People are being poisoned,burned,infected,plugged,numbed,brain tumors,blinded,damaged,aged,crippled and balded by the shampoo,pills,gravity,working,stress,soaps,creams,rubs,people,viruses,bacteria,mouthwash,nasal cleaners,eyedrops,beverages and foods.Sniffing deaths.Pins,etc,etc in the food and beverages.
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ok grandma you're right please go back to bed :sweat2:
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i totally agree sis. sunscreen is bad too.
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No.2279 [Report] Yeah x1
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if you look at jungle people who eat healthy, their skin is super nice.
if you look at impoverished slavic-adjacent types in the balkans, its the same thing, their skin is nice, they eat good food.
But they also cant afford make-up

I think make-up is a scam, you put it on, and it damages your skin, so you use more, which damages your skin more.
These people in foreign countries have great skin because they eat normal food and dont wear make up. (ยด๏ฝฅฯ‰๏ฝฅ` ) call me crazy but i think make up was a mistake and is harming us all.
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yes, putting any type of chemical on your body is horrible for you. sadly, once something becomes normalized, people's common sense doesn't even question it...
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>>2280
ideally, you should avoid as many chemical products as possible in your daily life and be as natural as you can. there may not be a good alternative to makeup other than not using it (at least, not that i know of), but there are natural alternatives for everything else, and they're not only healthier but also more effective because they provide greater benefits without the harm from chemicals
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No.2063 [Report] Yeah x6 AS
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LESBIANZ ๏ผผ(๏ผพo๏ผพ)๏ผ

Your fortune: Tomo will strangle you in your sleep

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>>2063
(ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป) woah!

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then you wouldn't be able to see anything!
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it's like kissing
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...but better!
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>>2066

you ARE a freak for being a heterosexual..! :angry:
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>>2276
no u
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No.1894 [Report] Yeah x34 AS
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Is this polish serial killer attractive?
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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Sebastion... :astonish:
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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>>1894
Who exactly is this guy?
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>>2275
hes a handsome man
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How much do you spend on your hobbies? I think this year I spent more on them than food :xd: (at least I won't get FAT or diabetes :xp:)

Also, post anything cool you bought recently!
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I spend more money on useless garbage than I'd like to admit. I don't have a camera but I bought a brand new, unused powermac G4 keyboard in the blueberry color and it arrived in it's original plastic cover. Not saying it's useless garbage though, it's a pretty fucking good keyboard and it's in perfect condition too.

Also I've seen a cool computer with a sick ass case and a phenom cpu for only 22$. I don't have anything to say anymore but I want to buy it.
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More then my rent money please kill my life....:dark:
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ive spent zero on hobbies this year. cant afford to ๏ผˆ ยด_ใ‚`๏ผ‰
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i was about to say none, but i bought a camera, a pc, a monitor, new games, new figz etc :3

i sold her, now i realize how cute she was!! orz
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No.2251 [Report] Yeah x3 AS
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Once upon a time I was just minding my own business, when a rapist appeared and yelled "KITAA!! ๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)โ”โ”โ”!! " and flashed his wiener
I was so scared I fell to my knees, in that moment he starting hitting me with his erect wiener going "Aaatatatatatata" like kenshiro (ยด๏ฝฅฯ‰๏ฝฅ` ) I was battered and bruised by the end of it.

Crying I ran home to my dad and told him all about it. but he said i was just being "dramatic" and didnt believe me, he said "stop lying or ill hit you with my willy too!" I pleaded for my life but he laughed and hit me on the forehead with his wiener too which made me cry, "This is what all guys do to naughty girls who tell lies!! muahaha" he said, and I cried more and ran to my mom.

I said "Mom help me i was raped by a stranger and dad too, all men are terrible and they only want to rape me",
she said "You come to me bragging about it!? you fucking bitch!!! ใƒฝ(`ะ”ยด)ใƒŽ"
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>"Aaatatatatatata" like kenshiro
At which point he appeared behind you right after you posted this and said "your pussy is already spread"
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I have large breasts and just wanted to complain about it.
I guess large breasts run in my family, my sister is a cup size below me (lucky whore), my mother is smaller, but my granma had the most enormous hangers you have ever seen.
When I wear a t-shirt that is anything less than very baggy I have been feeling self conscious, and have at times felt the urge to cover my breasts with my arms even though I'm wearing a shirt. Wearing a well structured bra makes me feel a bit better, but also worse since it just makes them look bigger, and all of my bras are uncomfortable.

I am constantly aware of them, even when alone I can feel their weight and it makes me feel self conscious.

Please don't be mean to me, I need advice on how to be at peace with these fat fucking things :(
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>>2207
i wish the balls on my cock were big like that
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>>2207
Beautiful and perfectly proportioned.
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>>2207

they are legit, love your inverted nipples. if you don't like them for being "baggy" each they are not, i could hold them for yor without no problem. and in the bed i they could be more favorite pillow forever.
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No.2242 [Report] Yeah x5
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Is this you, faker?
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No.2244 [Report] Yeah x1
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i knew something was off, no real girl(unless theyre a loli:nosebleed:) would expose themselves to heyurizens like us..:sad:
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