Redid my whole room because it was a mess yayayay!!

hav Kaya through DSi camera

I just learned guys have balls outside of their body to keep sperms cool otherwise the sperms die or become retarded or somethin'.

imagine having an organ that you need kept in a sack outside of your body that needs to be kept cool like a computer processor.

The bane of my existence! Clips don't really work, no matter how much my flatmates try to gaslight me. (ﾟ血ﾟ#) I've seen non-slip mats online. Will putting one underneath work well?

Before, I was too distracted by other problems to seek out love, but recently I've been getting feelings for far too many different people I've met. It's confusing. Makes me feel kind of sick.

They're great fun, and the one here's free! I take a notpad, write down the names of stuff I want to learn about, then I can use a library computer and write notes about them. It's a bit like a pre-built memory palace. If I keep at it long enough, maybe I could take people on dates there, impress them with fun facts about all the exhibits! When was the last time you visited, heyuri?

The meeting of the ahoge-havers association will begin now *bangs gavel*

Today i would like to personally admit in my youth i had a robust ahoge and was very self conscious of it, but as i awakened as an otaku i've realized it is a special gift and an antenna that receives telepathic messages, alerts me of when torrents finished, and detects rares in booster packs. I encourage you all to not be ashamed of your ahoge and embrace your power as i have

Do you usually get gag gifts from your friends? I don't but I am curious as to whether anyone else does.

Less related but would you wear one of these shirts in public ?

Nintendo recently said mario and peach are just "good friends" and that made me sad. Cant we have a crumb of romance anymore?
i refudse to believe their lies

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

are you celebrating yaoi day?

Ummm... hi /j/ i umm came here to uh see if there's actually like, girls on the internet like for real, and it's not just a thing in anime or sumthing, can anyone confirm if theyre real pls

I remember texting with a guy i liked and my mother got mad at me for running up the bill (this was in ancient tiemz) I thought texting him less words would cost less money and i sent fewer and fewer messages with fewer words until we stopped talking all together. (´ー` )

Guts is the single most attractive man I have ever laid my eyes on. I saw this meme about a year ago which involved Guts picking up a condom and saying it's for his magnum dong. It touched me spiritually. Since that moment, my life has never been truly the same. Sure, I still do lawn bowls on the weekends. I still attend work. But every second I spend away from Guts, is another second I could be spending WITH Guts. I tell my coworkers that the reason I run off to the toilets every 20 minutes is because I have a bad case of diarrhoea, but in reality I'm browsing for pictures of my chunky M&M to furiously masturbate to. I regret nothing, and don't plan on stopping anytime soon. But my friends and family are starting to get suspicious. I've used the same excuse every day for almost 2 years now. They're starting to annoy me. My life is starting to annoy me. I used to admire them, but now all they are to me are disgusting piles of shit stopping me from spending the rest of my life with Guts. My weekends consist of staring at a poster of Guts for 48 hours, then back to hell for another 5 days. I'm getting tired of everyone's bullshit. I need to find Him, so we can grow old and die together. I want to be cremated and my ashes to be mixed with His.

dumb boys!!