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but thats wrong. theyre the wrong way around. thats not right and left. its wrong :dark:
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It's correct - you just have to view it from the proper angle
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>>747
thats incredible

How am i supposed to make my crackers look as pretty as these crackers... ? 😢 Theyre so detailed and fancy

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Yo right sis', them done be some fancy crackers :nigra:
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>>697
...ha ha, very funny.
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I have to do so much holiday cooking soon i am dreading it

What kind of shoes are your favorite? I like the look of flats and mary janes (I have a pair like one in the picture! They're soft like crocs.)
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if anyone in this thread is looking to get boots, get a pair of gel insoles as well. they make them much softer and more pleasant to walk with.
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>>688
insoles do make a world of difference, worth not cheaping out on too especially if youre on your feet a lot
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>>689
i hate insoles theyre woman haters :angry:
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Dolly Mary Janes, combat boots, boomer running shoes, mocassins, these japanese P.E shoes idk the name of!
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>>691
uwabaki :nyaoo-closedeyes:

Spent 4(four) hours masturbating to historical non-fiction (again)
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Post it

According to this old faggot, each one of you unconsciously envies the male sexual apparatus and its great destructive power. Thoughts?
PENIS_envy" rel="nofollow noreferrer" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ PENIS_envy
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>>664
dumb filter borked my hyperlink....
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freud was a faggot, i like jung more.
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>>666
ah, the devil GET!
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it means he's real! :waha:
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In ancient indo-european tradition the phallus symbolized the masculine traits of natural forces and was used as a charm to protect from lust and increase physical strength:rolleyes:

Do you like Shoujo, or do you think it’s too rom-comy? I’ve been reading Chibi Vampire recently, the concept is badly explained (bc it makes no sense) but it’s still pretty funny :biggrin: I’ve also been wanting to read Shugo Chara, but haven’t gotten around to it..
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I like shoujo :x3:
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i love shoujo, it reignited my love for manga. most of what i read us shoujo and josei
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I'm a hueg fan of romcoms in general, and many of my all-time favorite anime/manga are shoujo & josei works :biggrin:

Chibi Vampire was actually published in a shounen magazine, not shoujo... but teh anime is freaking hilarious so I recommend it anyway :xd:

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loev shojo
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>>657
>Chibi Vampire was actually published in a shounen magazine, not shoujo
Seriously? That's surprising, it feels very shoujo to me. Should've looked it up first lol, I just bought the first few volumes randomly and didn't look into it past that :dizzy:

Discuss the /j/-boardtan ! :nyaoo:
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now draw her pregnant :happy:
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>>631
Thats a job for u !
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:iyahoo:
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959488
Lemme do one!! :happy:
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>>647
awesome! :waha:

Dad got us a new game! :waha:
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What gaems are housed within? (° ∀ °)?
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what happens if you try to play this when you're older than 12?
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u grow a PENIS.

UPDATE: I have (mostly) finished the skirt! You would not believe how much of a pain in the butt it was to hem a semicircle. It's too small to fit in the sewing machine as well =(.

My thoughts:

-Even though the skirt seems to "poof" too much on its own, once paired with the blouse it looks better. Possibly useful to iron it to reduce creasing?
-I still have no idea how to get the skirt to stay up without elastics or belts. Originally I wanted to use buttons and eyeholes, but I actually have no clue how it would even work.
-Skipped the part where I hemmed the blouse (it was too annoying and I'll do it later)
-Next step is to make a waistband and some comically oversized bows =DD.


Originally I started this project because I wanted a cool figure toy of a character (because nobody was selling one at the time), but last week I found out that the production company plans to release a figure by February next year. It's not the exact model as the one I have planned, and it's a static figure like a sega prize instead of a poseable
one like a figma.

I've already preordered one and some other merchandise coming next year! Hopefully I'll finish the full size dress by then =).

Does anyone have recommendations on how to solve the skirt issue?

Also was here for the first auto-sage thread on /j/! Truly a historic moment =D!
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I have no suggestions, but congratz and good luck! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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ヽ(゚ρ゚)ノ thats amazing!
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are you following a pattern for the skirt? it probably is flairing too much because of the semi circle. check the way a real a line skirt is sewn, the curve is rather shallow. i usually use buttons when fastening skirts but you could also use hooks or a zipper. it looks pretty good though :biggrin:
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>>645
>are you following a pattern for the skirt? it probably is flairing too much because of the semi circle.
I used a semicircle because I wanted it to flare out, but I didn't think it would be that much! I'm drafting my own patterns for this, and narrowed down my choices to a full circle skirt or a 3/4 circle skirt (1/2 or 1/4 doesn't give enough poofiness). There's also the fact that the fabric I used is stiffer than I thought.

>i usually use buttons when fastening skirts but you could also use hooks or a zipper.
Hooks and zippers are out since the skirt itself is too small (the semicircle pattern has a diameter of 11 cm and a waist diameter of 5 cm). I'm not exactly sure how buttons would work: for context, the skirt is made up of two semicircles sewn together, with a hole where the waist is. There are only two seams, one on each side. I am guessing you're referring to the way jeans or shorts are buttoned up? Really not sure how to fit it in.

Oh well, that's a problem for future me!

>it looks pretty good though :biggrin:
Thank you!

awawawaa
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>>633
i havent done all that much ricing. (´~`) urs looks good thoughuhg
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i wonder if i should get a cool laptop for experimenting (´~`)
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i tried renaming my windowsOS to rice and ended up bricking that profile (´~`)
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I tried bricking my rice

i think i made rice flour (´¬`)

Hey Frillex! Drop the lace DJ!
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>>627
ヽ(´∇` )ノ yeeyuhhh

Which is better? (・∀・)
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yaoi is too violent. ( ;´Д` )

the yuri ive read is more lovey dovey, i think thats better
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Yuri :3 I am very very gay
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:foruda: nobody stay yuri forever...
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futanari yuri, you get the best of both worlds.... :love::love::love:
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loli yuri

LOL

anyone got any idea of what productive things i should do? was thinking of learning artificial languages, some cli software, helping add to wikis/contribute to FOSS translations, read more... im going through some tuff times rn, trying to find projects to motivate me, anyone wanna tell me to do smt so i feel obliged to do so?
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>>618
goddammit, mistyped lol
music should be musi there
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What's the point of learning an artificial language when actually used by real people languages exist.
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Get into meal planning or cooking for yourself, thats a nice task oriented busywork thing :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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I task you to promote /j/ to all of your friends (they must be female, no boys) so that our beautiful board can grow! ヽ(´∇` )ノ

So DO IT ヽ(`Д´ )ノ DO IT NAO
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>>620
There are reasons, but it depends on which one you're learning. The biggest one is that artificial languages are almost universally easier than natural ones, unless deliberately designed to not be.

Esperanto failed (admittedly, if you look at the historical record, there was a lot of deliberate effort to kill it), but has a large userbase and is relatively easy to pick up. You'll end up talking with other language nerds if you're into Esperanto, too.
Interlingua is useful if you want to pick up a generic Romance language (and thus you'll also actually be able to use it in real life because it is explicitly designed to be intelligible by speakers of a lot of languages). It is also supposed to be quite easy, and you could branch off into learning a specific real Romance language from it. Unfortunately, the number of outright Interlingua speakers is fairly low, so you might not be able to to easily understand any responses you get when speaking it to say, a Spaniard or an Italian. Same shit applies to Interslavic, which is a constructed generic Slavic language and has similar design goals for people traveling in that area of the world.
Toki Pona is tiny (maybe like 140 words right now) and you can pick it up in like 2 months if you're rushing. It is definitely deeply flawed for general communication (some of the flaws are by design, annoyingly enough and could easily be fixed), but not totally without merit. It has a high userbase by conlang standards (not many people), but most users are terrible at it because they "know" it rather than actually know it and when you try to understand them, you realize they never actually did learn the grammar (which is admittedly a bit too simple and completely lacks any kind of guide rails). It is a great first step in a language learning journey though, because it exposes the user to a lot of concepts about how another language could work while also not needing significant effort to learn.

tl;dr:
shit's easier lol

I will never be a girl. My life is over. I am done.
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for anyone that isn't sure: if when u rub ur genitals fast for a while it makes white pee come out that means ur a boy, but if red pee comes out once a month that means ur a girl
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>>598
true true, you have a point, this is why the definition also has "and typically the societal norms and expectations surrounding that gender" added at the end, didnt wanna put it there srysrysry
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>>601
It it just a way to describe the way you wanna be treated by other ppl?
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>>598
choosing to identify with a category usually implies something about yourself. not many people are calling themselves g*mers without playing videogames. not many girls aren't acting like girls.
there are exceptions sure ー but whatevs. i don't get mad every time a gacha player calls themself a g*mer.

>>600
what if neither happen q.q
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>>625
Then you need to go to the doctor

Do you still have sleepover parties with your friends? I've been wanting to do one but I'm too embarassed to ask them :sweat2:
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I only ever had one. It was very fun though. we just watched cat videos till the sunrise

didnt have any condoms so we couldnt take it further
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>>573
what do condoms have to do with it?
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its fun, my friends and i are too old for sleepovers technically though
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i have such a big fantasy of sleepovers, not sexual or anything, i just want to cuddle with someone :blush::blush::blush:
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pizza and mario party

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