i want to be a mommy.

>>2022
I'm a dumbass ok??

>>2019
Date one of the many attractive men on Heyuri
Personally, my PENIS is 6.5 inches in case you were curious
Now I better leave before the mods catch me on /j/

nope, they have given up all hope for me

>>2025
@poke

I would like to have friends at all ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

When you have a social life you devote so much energy externally that you leave none for internal persuits. People who never have time for introspection end up being hollow. Normal guys might be funny or even sociable but they often dont have very compelling personalities, and if you think who you talk to or how much socializing you do gives you a personality - you are unfortunately normie too

Normies latch on to stuff like being otaku, because subconsciously they yearn to have a personality and interests that are not solely based on social, things, so they imitate.

>>2011
What anime did he watch?

>>2014
golden boy

riajuu finally understands their inferiority before us loser otaku, it is a good thing that they know their place (｀ω´)

modern internet is designed to be like drugs, keep you engaged for as long as possible （ ´,_ゝ`） of course it'll get worse and worse

you can change your ways though, you just need to be patient, an take it easy. ( ´ω`)
perhaps try install a time tracker on ur browser, if its youtube or something you spend lots of time on, disable reccomendations and just watch ur subscriptions, or maybe clear cookies on browser close, so you have to sign in every time you want to access those places. add more friction n stuff, and with enough time, you hopefully be less dependant on it (´π｀)

real life social interaction is so fake, online people at least say what they mean the good and bad.

It's OK to be addicted to the internet!

Inter net is goood fir you

>>1987
you should date her again

>>1988
im really sorry but it seems you were simply born with trash taste i guess.

>literal
i think people have to be really, really dumb to think that the literal/metaphorical distinction applies to religion, as opposed to the unity of living metaphor. but anyway.

>>1989
>you should date her again
no thanks satan

What about super sex relations?

>>1991
kinda gay tbh

Apt 2KGET

yuo poor girl...

real girls dont wear bras ヽ(`Д´)ノ!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

when i was a little kodomo i kept getting UTIs and they shoved some stick up my manko and it really hurt (;´Д`)

apple cider vinegar or cranberry juice.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>1965
At first i thought this was an Aldi Lidl bra

I don't use many web sights that I would need to bookmark stuff

>>1950
interesting chain of thought. though it's also possible that some women simply get turned on by octopuses.

>>1951
Im schizoid Im a well of profund thought processes.

>>1952

Well I was diagnosed schizoid, but all I see is hawt tentacle sekkusu! Eroi desu!
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=the_dream_of_the_fisherman%27s_wife

If i caughted a octopus id be like what da hecky?? Having sex with it wouldnt cross my mind at all... i guess im not freaky like that. Plus they have TEETH on their suckers!! You wouldnt want that inside u right??

>>1759
Thats kind of cruel.

>>1760
this is true love

big brother never turns off his telescreen

probably not, haven't even watched shit that i'm looking to

I didn't watch Toy Story 4 or Frozen 2, so no

Barely any new TV or films excite me anymore, especially not old, huge franchises without their original creators' involvement and without new ideas in the spirit of the original works.

Pixar movies just make you sad, i cry enough in real life i dont need a movie to make me cry

no, my thighs are too mutilated to wear a swimsuit

>>1910
Wear a long swimsuit

>>1910
you see, this is why cutting yourself is a bad idea.

>>1910
wear board shorts

No, I don't have enough self confidence to wear a swimsuit

>>1932
Your mother sounds ttuly insane. Definitely get out of there as fast as you can. Dont kill yourself though. theres always a way out, even if you have to leave home before getting a job or whatever theres charities that help ppl in those situations.

Post the recording here to win the most valuable currency of all: internets

>>1932
Don't feel bad for being pitiful, People can't help if they don't know you are suffering. Don't feel bad asking for help.

My recommendation is to talk to employment advisors. When I went to talk to one, he was really kind, listened to my laments and helped me try out jobs in some places. Though being honest it was a course my mom had pointed out online that netted me a comfy job. They could really help you out, especially helping you find government programs for people in poverty. In other words NEET BUCKS!!!

>crazy bitch is always telling me she'll curse me and that she was spirutually awakened 2 years ago so I'm older than her and abusing her since I was a kid or something
I LOL'd

Having some kind friends might at least help a tiny bit with the depression. You could try heyuri's chat on cgi

how?

i was peeing in my dream and then when i woke up i realised it wasnt a dream

Kodomo!

>>1763
dont let them stop you anon