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Day 2 of my fast.
I woke up this morning with such a bizarre headache. :sweat3:
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>i will uphold teh rulez and not camwhore on /j/ thank you very much.
1- she just suggested u to take pictures and have you compare them
2- it's not camwhoring to share your tummy picz! nor there's a rule against actual camwhoring, Heyuri is a very permissive site :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>I'd like to announce that next week (monday) I will try to start a week long fast.
Update??? (;๏พŸะ”๏พŸ)
Are you ok??
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>>1727
Kitty-san died from hunger. rest in pee (ยด๏ฝž`)
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try reading on the optimal strategy for autophagy, this says you only need up to 2 days: https://www.medicinenet.com/how_long_do_you_need_to_fast_for_autophagy/article.htm
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You might like The Sound Of Insects. A film about a starving to death and documenting it

teh way she acts with fern just makes me so wet, shes liek a mommy but with teh appearence of a young girl and everytime i imagine her dominating me with her magic and looking all cute while beating me up and forcing me to do disgusting stuff its just driving me crazy :dizzy:
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I want more details

where all da NEET bitches at?
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hello
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i am in employment and training. ๏ผˆ ยด_ใ‚`๏ผ‰
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i am not in employment nor training
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I'm a NEET, but don't call me a bitch :angry:
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i used to be a full on neet, but i've been given the misfortunate task of looking for a job in my area.

i've become extremely retarded in the past few months. i'm still obsessing over my ex boyfriend whose favorite pastime was pressuring me for sex and cheating on me with my best friend. i stalk his social media and get super giddy seeing new photos of him posted by his friends. if only he would have a change of heart and love me again. i think there's something wrong with me, maybe it's my lack of self respect. is anyone else on here the same way?
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>while also fantasizing about harming him
maybe its for the best youre away from him deshu ne. :monapc:
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you should focus on other people who like you not soem asshole who doesn't care about you

faggots like that usually come back years later for another hit, dont do it ๏ผˆ ยด,_ใ‚`๏ผ‰
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Men are retarded pieces of shit with no soul!! kill him!
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you hear about how nobody is having sex and then there are these guys with 3 or 4 girlfriends, it really makes all that hypergamy stuff seem real.
๏ผˆ  ยด_ใ‚` ๏ผ‰
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>>1788

I WISH I COULD!!!!!!

"Laser nipple whitening is a non-invasive cosmetic treatment that employs a specialized laser to lighten the pigmentation of the nipples and areolas, restoring a more youthful and attractive appearance to these intimate areas. The q-Switch Nd:YAG laser is an effective laser treatment used to target the specific treatment area with powerful light energy, which is absorbed by the dark pigments in the skin, causing them to break down into smaller particles. These particles are then naturally eliminated by the body's immune system, leading to a gradual lightening of the nipples. The laser is designed to penetrate deeply without causing any harm, stimulating collagen production to promote the natural repair of the skin."
wonderful (ยด ๏ฝฅ ฯ‰๏ฝฅ`)
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I'm glad i dont need to laser my nipples. ๏ผˆใƒป๏ผกใƒป๏ผ‰

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I just finished masturbating to goblin sex hentai and I'd like some advice to accept the fact that I've lost all chance to be a normie
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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Buy an electric breast pump to simulate having people sucking on your nipples erotically! :waha:
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>>1811
wow!
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:saitama2: i finished to my AI chatbot just moments ago.
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>>1814
What were u roleplayin? I may try these as well, although I used to rp ntr scenarios with other people online, so Im used to jerking off with other humans, I dont know if ai will feel the same

Fu~cking~ fags hate me because Im a beautiful queen who just happens to get mad and irrirated easily and my internet slaves, fucking lame!! I want to get a 30 year old wife with big tits who will not care about my tantrums and worships me and my beautiful flat chest and go live with her in a farm away from lame faggy modern society!
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No! you are my internet suhlave now I am the alpha BPD (ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป ) *abuses you*
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>>1789
kyaaa~n

๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!

what herbal teas does /j/ like
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now that's it's summer i love barley tea
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I'm drinking extra caffinated black tea :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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my onee and i have been drinking a lot of crystal light, we call it brown. i love drinking brown :biggrin:

only way i know how to make friends is by friendzoning my suitors
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Soon you will have a reverse harem, and that means you win
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>>1736
fuck, you're right. i've been fumbling it, but that can be my goal now
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Once you become a christmas cake like me, you can start having real male friends and not fake ones...

do yinz like homestukc? <|:3c
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The beginning made me think I wasn't gonna be for me but once I got used to the prose and the humour I started getting more into it and I really liked act 4 and 5.
I havenโ€™t read much past the first few pages of act 6, though.
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HOMDSTUK!! :DD
Who's your fav character op? Do you have favorite ships?? >:3c
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>>1751
I started reading it as an adult because I heard it was SUUUUPER LONG and wanted a rlly long read to distract me from my depression. It worked tbh!! ....but I couldn't read the Epilogues, it felt like it just stored up that depression to charge into a Mega Depression Lazer when I tried to read the epilogues, real uno reverse card moment
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>>1750
I mean... being Stuck in their Homes does take up a small chunk of the plot, so...
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>>1755
my favorite character is either june or terezi!!!!!!!!
my fav ship would either be solkat or vrisrezi <|:3

what would you have done if you were mao's first wife?
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Why was he such a lamer. :ranta:

does jane birkin post on /j/?
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no, but I do ( ยดฯ‰`)
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>>1742
what is that supposed to mean
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>>1742
SERGE I LOVE UUUUUUUUUU :love:

Finally getting a pair of these. :hokke:
pls congratulate me.
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Congrats on no longer being barefoot! ใƒฝ(ยดโˆ‡`)ใƒŽ LMAO

Okay but actually these are really cute, happy 4 u anon! :nyaoo:
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>>1711
Thank you! <3 <3 <3
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i love your shoe

do you liek sweet things? :kuz: I like cinnamon sugar pretzels and chocolate cakes!
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>What's the recipe for this? I would love to know what it is!
It's a banana cheese pizza I ordered from a pizza place! You basically do the standard cheese pizza steps, but add banana slices before baking. Then you drizzle caramel sauce on top.
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>>1724
Pizza crust and grease don't really go together with sweet things. I've had chocolate pizzas before, kinda mixed feelings on them. Maybe this combination works really well, I won't knock it till I try it.:happy:
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KAWAIII
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>>1719
I don't like sweet things too much
I prefer when the sweetness is barely noticeble
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i love all things chocolate. chocolate desserts are even better when they're smothered in rainbow jimmies.

if you like cinnamon and sugar, you should try the takis churro sticks. don't worry, they're not spicy lol

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