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ok soooo someone gifted me a rosetoy but it has a dildo with it.... my life is forever changed. who needs chad anyways buv:sweat:

(Don't use /r9k/ lingo like "chad", "stacy", etc. on Heyuri plzkthx) banhammer

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>>926
probably just because its full of water
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>>997
>>926
although you could just get a sea pickle and let it shoot off inside you
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My vibe broke and now I have to use my fingers like a peasant >:[
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>>1027
How the hell did you break it ( Ｔ ▽ Ｔ )ノ wwwwww
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>>1029
It was a cheap wand vibe and the wires broke (I checked)
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(i don't mean lolicon, but if any of you are, that's interesting too ( ´ω`))
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i dont know., i just dont find it attractive. maybe because i dont want children ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
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>>1018
its like anal sex, plenty of people masturbate to it but wouldnt want to do it irl for various reasons. :sweat3:
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>>1019
yes! exactly that:biggrin:
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I'd love to but can't cuz medical stuffs :c Prolly for the best, as much as I like kids infants are annoying and I'd prolly be a shit parent
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children are a blessing. :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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have you guys ever masturbated at a public bathroom? i tried in middle school to do it in the classroom subtly but obviously it was too risky, but just last year I got too horny during class so I went to do it in the bathroom, then i felt something in me broke and felt more free than ever so i did it again on the same day but later, that was the last time I did it in school but so far I've done it 3-4 times at work, i try to do it during lunch breaks while my boss is away since I don't have many coworkers or anything around, i usually look at sexy stuffs like doujins while pretending to answer important texts then finish the work in the bathroom, i think coming back to my coworkers while still shaking a bit feels kinda erotic
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>>810
there is such a thing as independence.
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>>810
i have a little bit of dignity left and I enjoy the misery it gives me, it's like being a vegetarian or vegan or wearing heels, these are things i only do because at some point i start enjoying it
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>>808
i dont need to finger myself to climax. 😏
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nope, im much more comfortable doing it in my bed
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No, but I masturbated at the beach once. There was a really cute guy with his shirt off and I couldn't resist so I did it underwater so nobody notices :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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what kind of makeup do you /j/oshis like to do? ive been trying recently to learn jirai and byojaku makeup but the puffy undereye thing is so tough (,,>﹏<,,)
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I-i'm sorry...

I'm a freak.. （ ´_ゝ`） a.. rotten joshi... orz
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>>900
I don't think you're a freak just for not wearing make-up (￣ω￣;)
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I only wear eyeliner on occasion, I'd do more but I'm lazy and don't interact with anyone that cares
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>>1028
i also dont have the energy or need to do daily makeup, its a fun hobby though
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I use bb cream and some light brow and eyeliner pencils because I don't want to look like I'm wearing a lot
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what is you guy's current body hair status? i dont really shave my pubes ever because i dont like the way my manko looks, but i shaved my armpits recently (i rarely do it) and its too itchy and i didnt like it, besides, i like the way the hair looks. what about you guys?
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>>786
*wax
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>>733
ok i went to a laser clinic today and got my underarms and crotch treated. it didn't sting, but the cooling air jet was quite cold (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
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>>739
NOW it's hot (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
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>>927
ok the laser seems to have worked. i can very easily pull out the hair with no resistance :astonish:
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I shave my legs and armpits ~once a week. I've shaved my pubes a few times, but I haven't for a while and when they get kinda long the whole process sucks
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i was looking at escorts because i was bored and i got flabbergasted when i saw how many languages this cute ladyboy knew
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Must be one of those prosyglots
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>>591
im 100% sure that 95% of prosyglots are autistic
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Hes gaming search algorithm to appeal to the widest range of men LOL

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loll
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/j/ewish /j/entlemen /j/ubilantly /j/erking /j/izzy /j/ohnsons to /j/uniors on /j/effrey's /j/oyous /j/uvenile /j/et
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:cry:
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tall girls are cute...
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I wish i was a baller :cry:
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I wish I was surer..
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I hate girls who wish they were shorter. its good genes! you could be like a Valkyrie
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tall is good because you can pick up short people like so :happy:
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how to fix, help please.
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A tampon or two will do wonders
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hydrogen peroxide
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sit on a folded towel
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turn back the clock.
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completely cut off all circulation below your stomach
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Oyasumi...
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Goodnight!
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SINCE YOU HAD YOUR SLEEP ALREADY
GOOOD MOOORNING GIRL TALK@HEYURI!!!
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girls are sleeping, please wait warmly
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Knights are so cool :love:
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i like samurai too :biggrin:
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I think this couple is really pretty
I wish we got more couples in anime as pretty as these two
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I wish we had more couples in media, period.
I have this weird feeling like the romance is leaving our world and being replaced with synical sex-havers and power-couples attracted only to the benefit of their position.
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illumi is very cool. I love him.
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SNS is driving me crazy and I feel like I can only feel grounded on places where I can be anonymous! No likes, no one can track me, no nothing!!!! (´人｀) If only heyuri was the only place to be! :angry: pic not related i just didn’t have any good pics for the thread :cry:
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so true. （ ´_ゝ`）

i hate social media
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can you post more fishe
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The same fishes but an actual photo instead of a screenshot of a video I took of them. (Still a screenshot of the photo though) 𐔌ᵔ⁔ ܸ. ̫ .⁔ ͡ 𐦯
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how long until anonymous sites like heyuri are banned too?
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Since i was in 4th grade ive been extremely bad at taking care of myself, and it never mattered until recently, because now you can tell when my hairs greasy and unbrushed. i shower once or twice a week but even when i do shower i stand in the shower and dont actually clean myself.
In middle school, id only brush the outside of my hair, but the inside (like, the part by my neck) got so tangled id get big hidden dreads, i was thinking of doing this again because its easy, and just deal with the mess later.
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It's human nature when you are not completely satisfied in your life, like there is something you have not achieved or you feel you are lacking, to then neglect other parts of your life, in an effort to maximise the time and resources you devote to achieving the missing element.
It is important to recognise that there is no need to neglect important things and by doing them you will improve your circumstances and chances of achieving your goals.

Think of this as an analogy, when a child or a capricious adult gets angry, they neglect much in the haze of their anger since they get proverbial tunnel vision. When a human is unsatisfied they get tunnel vision and neglect things like their hygiene. As you get older and wiser you will both get angry less and you will be more passively satisfied even when wanting in life because you gain enlightenment
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I experimented with not using any conditioner or shampoo for my hair (just water) and it works way better for me. I haven't used anything in my hair for a year or two now. For the first couple months your hair has to rebalance itself and can rebound and become overly greasy as your scalp is used to you regulating it externally. It really depends on what kind of hair you have though.

My routine is very low effort, which is good as a depressed NEET. I don't brush because I have curly hair, and I'll spend like 10 minutes detangling my hair in the shower, that's it really. The only other thing that I recommend is getting some kind of exfoliation brush, glove, or cream. it feels great and goes a long way for skin health.

Also, I've heard silk pillowcases are good for keeping your hair from being damaged via friction in your sleep. A bit pricey for authentic silk though.
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>It's human nature when you are not completely satisfied in your life, like there is something you have not achieved or you feel you are lacking, to then neglect other parts of your life, in an effort to maximise the time and resources you devote to achieving the missing element.
It is important to recognise that there is no need to neglect important things and by doing them you will improve your circumstances and chances of achieving your goals.

thats probably some of the problem for me, because i feel like showering is such a waste of time and its useless..if i dont stink or am covered with dirt or itchy whats the point..i always think i could be doing better things and when someone tells me to shower i get annoyed:cry:
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This is too true.. Honestly even right now when I stink and am itching I still don't want to shower (╯︵╰,)
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Avoiding chemicals is a noble goal, but what with the stuff in the water and foods (trace pharmaceuticals, PFAS, etc.) you aren't going to be getting anything significant from soap that you wouldn't otherwise. ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌ There are also brands of plant-based soaps you can buy if chemicals are a concern.
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I tooked off my socks before sleep in bed and when i woke up they they were by my face. :closed-eyes2:
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fairies ( ´ω`)
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ghosts!!! :0
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fairy ghosts!
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do you have feet hair that are pulled by your socks?
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