I wish attractive youthful bishounen type guys were real. In any other context I'm a lesbian but this type of image makes me wish I could find a guy I could roleplay with as me stalking and killing him. Of course only ugly gangly men are into that irl

Spent my friday masturbating to AI erotic fiction again.

When guys with big wieners sit to poop their wiener falls into the water, their wieners are dipped in toilet water daily.

（　;´∀｀）つ can you?

Both of my nipples point in the opposite direction. They dont face forward like i think most nipples do. Am i fucked?

i heard that holding hands makes you pregant
is it true?

/j/, we should come together, and make our own fanfiction...

A HEYURI FANFICTION!

we need a hawt and detailed story about our mods and administrators, and maybe even just some common namefags. lets get writing, post ur ideas here

People aren't sweating or barely sweating and the causes are the soaps,creams,rubs,swimming pools,hot tubs,etc,etc.The nerve and skin damage.Feeling hot,burning,throbbing,puffy,dizzy and sick.Itchy skin.The dry flaky skin.Rigid skin.Stuck with fingernail indentations.People aren't tanning.Monster scar faces.People are being balded by the shampoo,white hairs and grey hairs.The damage to our bodies is causing aging.People are dying and suicides.Blinding headaches,brain aneurysms and brain damage.People are being infected by the food and beverages and the poop and infection is stuck in the digestive tract and people smell snake venom.The beverages,injections,pills and foods are causing reproductive harm,impotence and sterility.Air bubbles in fluids in IV bags,tubes and syringes is being injected into people causing strokes and deaths.Dentists and surgeons are causing nerve damage,people are stuck with numb faces,chests and other body parts.The numbness bothers people as much as tooth pain.People are being euthanized at hospitals and hospices.Hospital devices radiation damage.Operating table and bed murders.Loud music in the cars backseat and ear drops are causing deafness.People are being poisoned,burned,infected,plugged,numbed,brain tumors,blinded,damaged,aged,crippled and balded by the shampoo,pills,gravity,working,stress,soaps,creams,rubs,people,viruses,bacteria,mouthwash,nasal cleaners,eyedrops,beverages and foods.Sniffing deaths.Pins,etc,etc in the food and beverages.

Is this polish serial killer attractive?

How much do you spend on your hobbies? I think this year I spent more on them than food (at least I won't get FAT or diabetes )

Also, post anything cool you bought recently!

Once upon a time I was just minding my own business, when a rapist appeared and yelled "KITAA!! ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!! " and flashed his wiener
I was so scared I fell to my knees, in that moment he starting hitting me with his erect wiener going "Aaatatatatatata" like kenshiro (´･ω･` ) I was battered and bruised by the end of it.

Crying I ran home to my dad and told him all about it. but he said i was just being "dramatic" and didnt believe me, he said "stop lying or ill hit you with my willy too!" I pleaded for my life but he laughed and hit me on the forehead with his wiener too which made me cry, "This is what all guys do to naughty girls who tell lies!! muahaha" he said, and I cried more and ran to my mom.

I said "Mom help me i was raped by a stranger and dad too, all men are terrible and they only want to rape me",
she said "You come to me bragging about it!? you fucking bitch!!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ"

I have large breasts and just wanted to complain about it.
I guess large breasts run in my family, my sister is a cup size below me (lucky whore), my mother is smaller, but my granma had the most enormous hangers you have ever seen.
When I wear a t-shirt that is anything less than very baggy I have been feeling self conscious, and have at times felt the urge to cover my breasts with my arms even though I'm wearing a shirt. Wearing a well structured bra makes me feel a bit better, but also worse since it just makes them look bigger, and all of my bras are uncomfortable.

I am constantly aware of them, even when alone I can feel their weight and it makes me feel self conscious.

Please don't be mean to me, I need advice on how to be at peace with these fat fucking things :(

this question is strictly for females who have had sex, im a female myself. when i look at porn or hentai or anything like that where they have sex..it just..doesnt look like it feels good at all to me…it doesnt look painful but it also doesnt look pleasant. i can only imagine it feeling good for the guy. i feel like this is sort of a dumb question, but i genuinely want to know(´～`)

how do we convince men to wear these?

I am have many boyfriend
what is your escuse?