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Is this polish serial killer attractive?
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Hey! thats my boyfriend!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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❤💹:love:
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>>1994
Stop posting this seba you nutcase bitch
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>>1995
F U, I love Sebastian. :angry:
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No.1992 + AS
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wore bra today
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yuo poor girl... :worry2:
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i like yaoi but i also believe cross sex relations are unethical and should be banned
is this a tolerable belief on /j/?
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>>1984
i had a relationship with a woman who was exactly like me
i tought she was perfect
i later learned she had bpd
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>>1986
If its metaphorical I could see why some1 would find it romantic but then u started talking about some god so i figured u meant literal

But also i dont find that romantic anyway. I think its more romantic to be surprised or to rib on each other. If some1 cant give me cognitiv dissonance by being annoying asfuk but also making me feel all fluffy and clingy than whats even the point of the relationship

Like someone who keeps me on my toes and were always 1-upping each other without getting butthurt abt it
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>>1987
you should date her again

>>1988
im really sorry but it seems you were simply born with trash taste i guess.

>literal
i think people have to be really, really dumb to think that the literal/metaphorical distinction applies to religion, as opposed to the unity of living metaphor. but anyway.
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>>1989
>you should date her again
no thanks satan
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What about super sex relations?
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When i was a kid me and my sister (oneechan) were showering together after a swim and we ended up hugging / cuddling which wasnt too uncommon, until my mom comes in the bathroom, super mad at us, she thought we were having lesbian sex... for some reason she was more mad at ME than my oneechan who was 2 years older!... Since then i had baths and showers alone :cry:

Do you have fun, strange, interesting bath/shower stories? :kuz:
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LOL
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One time i was at a public pool at a rec center when i was about 7 or so, they had two entrances to the shower rooms, i accidentally went into the mens and there was an old guy with his dick and balls just out there totally naked. i turned 360 degrees and walked away.
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>>1955
>for some reason she was more mad at ME than my oneechan who was 2 years older!...
Did you become a lesbian afterwards? Maybe your mom thought that you were gayer than your sister and that's why she was more mad @ you
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>>1962
I don't really believe in lesbianism, i think we all appreciate attractive girls to some degree.
>Maybe your mom thought that you were gayer than your sister
As a kid i often got scolded for inappropriate touching so maybe. This was the 90s, women were anti gay for the most part.
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One time i was masturbating during a shower and i accidentally fell asleep after.
I woke up when my mom was banging on the door :dark:
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UTI...
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when i was a little kodomo i kept getting UTIs and they shoved some stick up my manko and it really hurt (;´Д`)
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apple cider vinegar or cranberry juice. :happy:
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No.1969 + AS
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And you too, my son?
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>1965
At first i thought this was an Aldi Lidl bra
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You have heyuri.net/j/ bookmarked so you dont forget about ur favorite board, right?
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I don't use many web sights that I would need to bookmark stuff
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What are your thoughts on fishing? I miss fishing w/ my daddy... tbh （ ´_ゝ`）
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>>1950
interesting chain of thought. though it's also possible that some women simply get turned on by octopuses.
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>>1951
Im schizoid Im a well of profund thought processes. :purin:
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>>1952
:xd: :tongue: :banana:
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Well I was diagnosed schizoid, but all I see is hawt tentacle sekkusu! Eroi desu!
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=the_dream_of_the_fisherman%27s_wife
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If i caughted a octopus id be like what da hecky?? Having sex with it wouldnt cross my mind at all... i guess im not freaky like that. Plus they have TEETH on their suckers!! You wouldnt want that inside u right??
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You should be allowed to give your big brotehr kiss on the lips if u like him
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>>1759
Thats kind of cruel.
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>>1760
this is true love
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2d6T5G2rrY
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big brother never turns off his telescreen
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are you going to watch toy story 5 when it comes out? or frozen 3?
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probably not, haven't even watched shit that i'm looking to
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I didn't watch Toy Story 4 or Frozen 2, so no
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Barely any new TV or films excite me anymore, especially not old, huge franchises without their original creators' involvement and without new ideas in the spirit of the original works.
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Pixar movies just make you sad, i cry enough in real life i dont need a movie to make me cry
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Are you going swimming this summer?
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no, my thighs are too mutilated to wear a swimsuit :cry:
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>>1910
Wear a long swimsuit :smile:
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>>1910
you see, this is why cutting yourself is a bad idea.
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>>1910
wear board shorts
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No, I don't have enough self confidence to wear a swimsuit
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I dont really see how Im going to be functional, my dad molested me on the daily as a child and my mom still yells at me everyday as an adult and throws conspiracy theories at me, I feel emotionally raped, I know this is really the only chance at life I have and I should try to do something with it but I don't see how, I don't know if I'm being retarded about it
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>>1932
Your mother sounds ttuly insane. Definitely get out of there as fast as you can. Dont kill yourself though. :sad: theres always a way out, even if you have to leave home before getting a job or whatever theres charities that help ppl in those situations. :sad:
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Post the recording here to win the most valuable currency of all: internets
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>>1932
Don't feel bad for being pitiful, People can't help if they don't know you are suffering. Don't feel bad asking for help. :cry:

My recommendation is to talk to employment advisors. When I went to talk to one, he was really kind, listened to my laments and helped me try out jobs in some places. Though being honest it was a course my mom had pointed out online that netted me a comfy job. They could really help you out, especially helping you find government programs for people in poverty. In other words NEET BUCKS!!! :biggrin:
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>crazy bitch is always telling me she'll curse me and that she was spirutually awakened 2 years ago so I'm older than her and abusing her since I was a kid or something
I LOL'd
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Having some kind friends might at least help a tiny bit with the depression. You could try heyuri's chat on cgi :emo:
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i wet the bed :cry::blush:
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:worry: how?
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i was peeing in my dream and then when i woke up i realised it wasnt a dream
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Kodomo!
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>>1763
dont let them stop you anon
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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Gm
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>>1866
gm
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Good morning! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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>>1866
good morning
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