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No.859
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:blush:
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No.1094
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>>1040
You cant stop me from imagining heterosexual sex with shinji !!! :love: im doing it right now!
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>>1094
illegal
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No.1097
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How?????
I cannot comprehend anything desirable about him.
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No.1099
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>>1097
people ITT have only seen edits on pinterest and never watched anime
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No.1100
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>>1099
excuuuuse me princess
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No.1035
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[Reply] [Last 50 posts]
Dear Santa Claus
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No.1090
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a new grandpa
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No.1091
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who is shota
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No.1092
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with dry orgasms
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No.1093
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for my mom
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No.1098
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(she's a ギゃル)
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No.899
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ok soooo someone gifted me a rosetoy but it has a dildo with it.... my life is forever changed. who needs chad anyways buv:sweat:

(Don't use /r9k/ lingo like "chad", "stacy", etc. on Heyuri plzkthx) banhammer

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No.997
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>>926
probably just because its full of water
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No.998
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>>997
>>926
although you could just get a sea pickle and let it shoot off inside you
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No.1027
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My vibe broke and now I have to use my fingers like a peasant >:[
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No.1029
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>>1027
How the hell did you break it ( Ｔ ▽ Ｔ )ノ wwwwww
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No.1069
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>>1029
It was a cheap wand vibe and the wires broke (I checked)
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No.1044 AS
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I will never have a /j/ gf (´￢`)
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No.1054
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👎:xp: kuso threda
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Here's your /j/ gf! :xp:
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No.950
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(i don't mean lolicon, but if any of you are, that's interesting too ( ´ω`))
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No.1020
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>>1019
yes! exactly that:biggrin:
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No.1022
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I can support many children because my parents are actual millionares.
Any of you gals interested in getting impregnated and living in (the basment of) a mansion with me ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!?
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No.1026
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I'd love to but can't cuz medical stuffs :c Prolly for the best, as much as I like kids infants are annoying and I'd prolly be a shit parent
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No.1039
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>>1026
medical stuff disabling you to have children? In that case there could be INFINITE ROMANCE AND UNPROTECTED SEX ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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No.1052
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children are a blessing. :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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have you guys ever masturbated at a public bathroom? i tried in middle school to do it in the classroom subtly but obviously it was too risky, but just last year I got too horny during class so I went to do it in the bathroom, then i felt something in me broke and felt more free than ever so i did it again on the same day but later, that was the last time I did it in school but so far I've done it 3-4 times at work, i try to do it during lunch breaks while my boss is away since I don't have many coworkers or anything around, i usually look at sexy stuffs like doujins while pretending to answer important texts then finish the work in the bathroom, i think coming back to my coworkers while still shaking a bit feels kinda erotic
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No.811
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>>810
there is such a thing as independence.
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No.812
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>>810
i have a little bit of dignity left and I enjoy the misery it gives me, it's like being a vegetarian or vegan or wearing heels, these are things i only do because at some point i start enjoying it
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No.813
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>>808
i dont need to finger myself to climax. 😏
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No.820
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nope, im much more comfortable doing it in my bed
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No.1034
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No, but I masturbated at the beach once. There was a really cute guy with his shirt off and I couldn't resist so I did it underwater so nobody notices :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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what kind of makeup do you /j/oshis like to do? ive been trying recently to learn jirai and byojaku makeup but the puffy undereye thing is so tough (,,>﹏<,,)
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No.900
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>>885
I-i'm sorry...

I'm a freak.. （ ´_ゝ`） a.. rotten joshi... orz
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No.914
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>>900
I don't think you're a freak just for not wearing make-up (￣ω￣;)
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No.1028
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I only wear eyeliner on occasion, I'd do more but I'm lazy and don't interact with anyone that cares
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No.1030
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>>1028
i also dont have the energy or need to do daily makeup, its a fun hobby though
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No.1031
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I use bb cream and some light brow and eyeliner pencils because I don't want to look like I'm wearing a lot
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what is you guy's current body hair status? i dont really shave my pubes ever because i dont like the way my manko looks, but i shaved my armpits recently (i rarely do it) and its too itchy and i didnt like it, besides, i like the way the hair looks. what about you guys?
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No.787
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>>786
*wax
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No.927
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>>733
ok i went to a laser clinic today and got my underarms and crotch treated. it didn't sting, but the cooling air jet was quite cold (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
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No.958
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>>739
NOW it's hot (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)
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No.1023
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>>927
ok the laser seems to have worked. i can very easily pull out the hair with no resistance :astonish:
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No.1024
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I shave my legs and armpits ~once a week. I've shaved my pubes a few times, but I haven't for a while and when they get kinda long the whole process sucks
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I just learned the reason why girls cant use boy toilets is because if you touch one of their toilets you could get pregnant. there are sperms all over the walls and door handles and toilet seats and my cousin told me that they never clean boy bathrooms so all the sperms just live there foreber
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No.1005
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ill be sure to sneak in a lick the walls next time i leave my house (´￢`)
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No.1006
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Motherhood, here I come! :iyahoo:
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No.1010
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Having cleaned both mens and womens toilets I can safely say the womens toilets are consistently more gross than the mens. Sure the mens will smell of urine but there won't be mess on the seat or used pads anywhere visible.
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No.1021
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>>1010
I can confirm this. (´～`)
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No.699
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to be clear, im specifically talking about 3D females
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No.949
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>>946
im m-mostly western european... and slav ( ;´Д` )
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First and foremost a woman has to be interesting and unconventional to even pique my interest because the women people consider to be "beautiful" look boring to me, as if I can tell what their hobbies are through their looks; dorky, genuine women who reek of permavirgin are easily the most beautiful. People tend to ignore that a strong emotional connection supplants physical ones given time and wonder why they feel bored in relationships later when the novelty of someone's beauty wears off.
Physically speaking, for me a woman needs to have a normal/pretty looking face and slightly off-white skin. Like southern/eastern euro or Mediterranean mixed with white (for my reasoning see <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5KwSWWwKxk&t=27>) Her body can be whatever as long as it isn't mussed up with decorations and other dumb shit or looks too normal; either small bewbs or big ones, no in-between. I like taller women but if they don't like me then that's fine (´人｀). Slightly chubby girls with pretty faces are wonderful ヽ(´ー｀)ノ.
All this is to say that I'm still a virgin (´￢`). I've been thinking of fixing that now that I've entered my mid twenties and the thought of wizardry loses its appeal. I'm sort of attractive so I was thinking of using that to my advantage at anime conventions and seeing if I can bone some homely cosplay girls condom free (I'm allergic to latex (・∀・)). The only problem is that I'm a pretty bitch (Thx lil B) and I don't think women are too into that.
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>what? do you have a brain tumor or something?
I'm not that FAGGOT but the thing is that dating is race based whether you admit to it or not.
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No.970
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>>957
>dating is race based
Of course, but the phrase "dating is racist" sounded like it was referring to the concept of dating itself.
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An empathetic and nurturing personality.

Jesus said "do unto others exactly as you would have done unto you." But there was once a beautiful young lady who treated me even better than that. She showed me that I wasn't treating myself the way I would actually like to be treated, that I wasn't thinking of myself the way I would actually like to be thought of. I never thought I'd get a girl like her, I wouldn't have thought I deserved her. Indeed, I didn't get her. She got me. She made all the first moves because she knew I wouldn't. She showed me that I was worthy of love when I thought I wasn't.

Ladies, if you're going to meet men online, especially from odd communities like these, they're most likely going to be wounded little birds that will need a lot of TLC before they can fly again. If you can give them that then they will love you forever.
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No.1011
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>>699
Skinny and below 5'0 (´ー`)
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No.590
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i was looking at escorts because i was bored and i got flabbergasted when i saw how many languages this cute ladyboy knew
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No.591
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Must be one of those prosyglots
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No.592
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>>591
im 100% sure that 95% of prosyglots are autistic
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No.593
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Hes gaming search algorithm to appeal to the widest range of men LOL

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No.1003
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loll
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1000 BIG /J/OHNSONS! /J/ IS FOR /J/OHNSON
1000 BIG /J/OHNSONS! /J/ IS FOR /J/OHNSON
1000 BIG /J/OHNSONS! /J/ IS FOR /J/OHNSON
1000 BIG /J/OHNSONS! /J/ IS FOR /J/OHNSON
1000 BIG /J/OHNSONS! /J/ IS FOR /J/OHNSON
1000 BIG /J/OHNSONS! /J/ IS FOR /J/OHNSON

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　　　　　（　´Д｀）　　＜ Don't like it? Don't look!

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No.1002
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/j/ewish /j/entlemen /j/ubilantly /j/erking /j/izzy /j/ohnsons to /j/uniors on /j/effrey's /j/oyous /j/uvenile /j/et
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:cry:
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No.932
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tall girls are cute...
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No.934
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I wish i was a baller :cry:
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I wish I was surer..
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No.993
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I hate girls who wish they were shorter. its good genes! you could be like a Valkyrie
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tall is good because you can pick up short people like so :happy:
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No.661
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how to fix, help please.
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No.662
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A tampon or two will do wonders
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No.959
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hydrogen peroxide
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No.967
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sit on a folded towel
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No.982
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turn back the clock.
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No.999
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completely cut off all circulation below your stomach
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No.968
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Oyasumi...
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No.971
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Goodnight!
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No.973
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SINCE YOU HAD YOUR SLEEP ALREADY
GOOOD MOOORNING GIRL TALK@HEYURI!!!
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No.992
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girls are sleeping, please wait warmly
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