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Even though I took a break from the internet, imageboards have been moving like normal without me... are you telling me that... I'm not the protagonist of this world? That can't be true! It has to be a lie!!
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finally! i was silent about it but your absence frustrated me terribly
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i'm the one who makes all the imageboard posts and i do it whether you're here or not to make sure you have plenty of content to keep you busy
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and i hope you read every single one of them so all of my hard work isn't going to waste
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This is just an illusion. Nothing really moved, something just randomly generates them (Or maybe someone rather than something...) each time you log to your internets, it gives you teh feeling of time moving, yet it doesn't. Events like teh 4chan hack? Auto generated teh nanosecond you started your browser. You ARE Mainprotagonist-san.
Why am i saying this, you wonder? Teh truth is... i didn't take me pills... none of what i said is true, you're a nobody. KYS, n00b.

Or maybe im just a tool, a means to an end in order to keep you controlled and well behaved while THEY (ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)... control your existence and avoid you interfering, Mr. Mainprotagonist-san. Or maybe i genuinely did not take me pills and you really just are a nobody (ยดโˆ‡`)ฯƒ. I guess you'll never know.

break free. Stop. Them.
Also. If. It. Ain't. Too. Much. Trouble. Get. Me. Pills. pwease( ยดฯ‰`).
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J00R LIFE IS AN LIE!!!!1111
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I pulled a muscle in my hip today, and it feels really uncomfortable.

now i dont want to get up from my chair to use the potty ( ยด ฯ‰` ) ouch... but we have to do things we dont want to do from time to time, right?
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Okay, after I take a nap I will check for a diaper thread and if I don't see one up, I'll start one dump my there.
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Great! made a thread on l
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shes cute
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ueeehh
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slurp ๏ผˆโŒ’โˆ‡โŒ’ใ‚ž๏ผ‰
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Why I Donโ€™t Piss in the Ocean

By Maggie Dietz

Once my sister told me that from her summit at the city
pool she could see the yellow billows spread like gas
or dreams between kidsโ€™ legs. In something the size of the sea,
you canโ€™t be sure whoโ€™s watching from above. Letโ€™s say
itโ€™s the Almighty, twirling His whistle, ready to blow it
at any moment and let loose the bottomless Apocalypse:
the ocean would make bone of a body, coral of bone.
Piss, and a tiger-fish darts through a skull-hole, a weed
weaves itself through ribs. You, too, have seen
the bulbs flash from the sea. You, too, have felt
it breathing down your neck. You eat fish. Youโ€™ve heard
that mermaids sing. My dreams are as beleaguered as the next
Joeโ€™s, my happiness as absurd, but Iโ€™m not going to go
piss in the ocean about it. No, not in the ocean.
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Now from your wide
Raw cunt, the abyss,
Spend spouting the tide
Of your sizzling piss
In my mouth; oh my Whore
Let it pour, let it pour!
You stale like a mare
And fart as you stale;
Through straggled wet hair
You spout like a whale.

From "Leah Sublime" by Aleister Crowley
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This is delicious cake, you must eat it (ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)
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NOM NOM NOM
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CAEK!
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teh caek is a lieใƒฝ(๏พŸฯ๏พŸ)ใƒŽ
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Teh cake is NOT a lie!
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This golden shit is PISSING ME OFF.
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I just peed all over both of you.
Whatcha gonna do about it, sonny? ( ยดฯ‰`)
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brhgbglbrgh ใƒฝ(`ะ”ยด)ใƒŽ help!! im downing!!
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*waterboards op with piss*
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isn't it better to be pissed off than to be pissed on?
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*pisses on j00*
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B-B-B-BANANA
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which part of this gaem was your fav? I luv teh golden shower part.
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i don't play hag games
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That's a shame as this is one of teh best moege game out there. Teh eroscene are 10/10.
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Gushing grannies.
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AHH, HAGS!1!! (;๏พŸะ”๏พŸ)
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Ahh, hags~ (ยด๏ฟข`)
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boccho.
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I have a boccholer degree in shitposing
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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I remember the last time I rode a horse I was in the mountains and I was so scared the whole time that the horse could just dump me off into the valley but luckily nothing happened
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why do creatures like horses and ur mom allow people to ride them? if they decided to stop allowing people to ride them then people would probably stop riding them
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Bloody bastard bitch!
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lmao fcking pwned
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They do not have freedom of expression. They cannot just refuse something. They are owned property. If they try to refuse something, they will get beaten into submission.
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just like I was as a kid which shows that civilization still has plenty of problems more important than animal rights to be spending resources on trying to fix
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Gold...?
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>Gold...?
GOLD
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Hey, nobody get hurt. No Al-Qaeda here.

Just business. We want gold.

When we get paid, everything gon' be ok.

Look at me. Look at me. I am the admin now.
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Postan in teh golden thread!
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POSTING IN A GOLD THREAD
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This time 3 packages

On wednesday 2 more will arrive and be posted here
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Source of most items: https://jp.mercari.com

I buy in bulk mostly, and don't use buyee, their proxy pricing is nuts
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oh yeah that's real funny heyuri. i cant even zoom out anymore
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phonefug!
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THANKS FOR SHARING AS ALWAYS! BIG LUV FOR CHEN!
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Phonefag (ยดโˆ‡`)ฯƒ
>i cant even zoom out anymore
(ยดโˆ‡`)ฯƒ(ยดโˆ‡`)ฯƒ(ยดโˆ‡`)ฯƒ
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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I'm glad my posts have been deemed high quality enough for me to be gifted a free Heyuri Gold account.
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WE'RE RICH
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>WE'RE RICH
we need to take this gold and sell it 2 become rich!!!! First step is to sell it.. step 2 ??? step three PROFIT!!
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pee week ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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Remember?
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Live your dream in Kunming, China

According to legend, the forest is the birthplace of Ashima (้˜ฟ่ฏ—็Ž› simplified or ้˜ฟ่ฉฉ็‘ช traditional), a beautiful girl of the Yi people. After falling in love she was forbidden to marry her chosen suitor and instead turned into a stone in the forest that still bears her name. Each year on the 24th day of the sixth lunar month, many Yi people celebrate the Torch Festival (็ซๆŠŠ่Š‚ simplified or ็ซๆŠŠ็ฏ€ traditional [pronounced Huว’bฤƒ Jiรฉ]), which features folk dances and wrestling competitions.
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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>[pronounced Huว’bฤƒ Jiรฉ]
But how the hell is Huว’bฤƒ Jiรฉ pronounced?
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pinyi standard
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HUOH BWA JYEAH
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ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOUR SOULโ™ช
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YOU GOT THE POWER TO KNOOOOW
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