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We will watch Sola (2007) on this Saturday 18:00 UTC [Info] [Countdown]

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ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOUR SOULโ™ช
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YOU GOT THE POWER TO KNOOOOW
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HOLY SHIT ITZ GOLD TIME
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You're gonna carry that weight.
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LOL

I noticed these songs shared a similar chord progression, so I decided to produce a mash-up. After extracting the stems with new-fangled tekmologiez, I realized that both vocals worked with the other track's backing - so I produced two variants using only a single arrangement/mix. I don't think I've ever seen a "dual mash-up" like this before...

Regardless, enjoy! ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ

https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m209.mp3 01 Cheryl Lynn Vs. t.A.T.u. - All The (Real) Things She Said
https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m210.mp3 02 Cheryl Lynn Vs. t.A.T.u. - Got To Be (All The) Real (Things)
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MANAGER!!
WE GOT A NEW UP AND COMING ARTIST!! QUICK, HIRE THIS MAN BEFORE ANOTHER AGENT GETS HIM!!
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i love it!!!!! wooow!!! ใƒฝ(ยดโˆ‡`)ใƒŽใƒฝ(ยดโˆ‡`)ใƒŽใƒฝ(ยดโˆ‡`)ใƒŽใƒฝ(ยดโˆ‡`)ใƒŽใƒฝ(ยดโˆ‡`)ใƒŽใƒฝ(ยดโˆ‡`)ใƒŽ WIN!!!!
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ZOMG t.A.T.u
IN YURI WE TRUST!

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS POSTING ON HEYURI?

MY MOM!

LATER, LADIES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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O HAI

Do any people here have there own personal websites? We should share our work with eachother

this one is mine. Its a bit modest because its my first website, but im still somewhat proud of it
mysticombat.com
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i've made so many web sites in my life but i have nothing active right now. i want to make a home linux server soon so hopefully i can make something on it that heyuri finds useful or interesting.
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never not going to take the chance to plug my site if asked lol https://miredo.neocities.org
would pay for hosting and a domain, but I'm cheap/lazy
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>>141548
this feels suuuuuper 2007, although it'd have been made in flash back then
very nostalgic
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one of the greatest things i've laid my eyes on after ENORMOUS COCK
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>Im a retard, its mysticcombat.com with 2 c's
This kicks ass!

I tried leaving a comment under the deepthroat flash but it didn't seem to work

201728
A few months ago, I don't remember exactly when, I made a thread about some keylogger I was going to plant on my uni's computer labs. Well, the day has come, but I've reached a roadblock. The plan is that I will store the logs locally and then, using a batch script, send them to my machine every 5 minutes through SSH (the machine will be on the same network). The problem is that, when I send the file to my computer with SCP, it asks for a password. As I understand it, you can bypass this by generating an ssh key, but that'd only work if it was one computer sending the files; in my case, there'll be many. Ideally I would like to hardcode my password on the batch script, but I don't know how to do that.
Thoughts? If heyuri helps me I might send some lulzy stuff later if the plan succeeds.
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>>141535
use your brain cell retard
change the short cut icons to be your script and then start the corresponding program normally. hide file extensions. swap icon. get fancy and obfuscate your script just if some one right clicks edit
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>>141538
yep
>>141539
the computer resets everything when its reboot, except for files left in one folder which is cleaned once a week, that's where the logs are kept
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>>141540
how long does the setup take each day?
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>>141540
that is strange is it a vm? i don't know anything about windows but that sounds pretty cool what they did. most hacker thing to do is boot into ur own os (if the bios is not locked) and edit files from there in a privilege environment.
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i think OP went to prison

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I lost my PENIS to a PENIS paradox.
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yes but perhaps i shouldn't talk about it
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Well the last 8 years has flown by yet every month still feels like it lasts forever. (ยดใƒผ`) Is that what you mean?

this is me when I interact with my cats am I secretly a sadist
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rude
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At the start, he sounds like James Hetfield at the beginning of One when he's shouting orders like a soldier
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IM GOING TO RAPE YOU

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I took my daughter out shooting today, what did you do?
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I could have saved her.
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wish I wasn't broke, I want to go shooting more than once every few months when my buddy comes around to bring us to the range ( ยดฯ‰`)
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i used to have an mdfmk cd
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Nice. I now use my old XTORT jewel case as a surface to snort ketamine.

I used to have the Vogue/Sex On the Flag single too but lost it. Sucks cause that one had such cool album art.

do you like AUTISTIC ROBOT LOLIS? if so i'm streaming various episodes of seasons 3 & 4 of small wonder in hd (not available anywhere else on the internet in this quality as far as i know) in the next 20 minutes or so and i'd like it if you watched it with me and chatted about it! link is 8chan.tv/c/comfyneps
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>>141278
i think you might be a robot too, just like your robot crush
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>>141287
i've never met a captcha i couldn't solve
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>AUTISTIC ROBOT LOLIS
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vicki could beat megan's ass
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did he ever end up uploading this

if you have enough chinese anti-aging pills... could you become a loli?
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if yuo taek enuf it mite speed up yuo become loli!!
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No, but if you shove enough of them up your ass, you'll have a smooth, wrinkle-free butthole.
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You will die and might be born as a girl in your next life... so yes!

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Bitch Shut up โ•ญโˆฉโ•ฎ
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She didn't even say anything.
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๐“พ๐“ป ๐“ผ๐“ธ ๐“ท๐“ฒ๐“ฐ๐“ฐ๐“ช

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/b/, when's the point of pervertdom- where there's no turning back? Because I've been alone all my life, and I feel this loneliness has driven me to voyeurism.
I admit, I'm too incompetent to hire an escort, and too pussy to drive out to a far place to meet one. So, what I do instead, is beat off to my sister's period wipes, and secretly record her when she's gassy.
Today alone I beat off nine times to a burp I captured her releasing shortly after dinner. Any time she's even a little foul, I wind up stalking her until something hot happens. It zaps up basically all of my free time outside of work, or browsing /b/.
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have you ever marked your territory on any of your sister's stuff?
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>>140978
nothing beyond some dead skin pieces that came off my nose from sniffing her panties too hard
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i wish i had a brother that would do those things to me
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>>141478
post bewbage with timestamp
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>>141478
If that were true, then you'd record a video of yourself farting and post it for us to fap to.

How do people make friends? Genuine question..i dunno if many heyuri users have friends but if you do how? I can never make any online or in real life
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>>141446
Oh I think I fixed it.
I needed to log into account on .jp site to turn of spam blocking which blocks any messages not on my contacts list.
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Heres mine
suiseitou@xmpp.jp
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>>140467
Mayhaps you could try wut normies do all the time. Connecting thru common interest! I mean like attracts like after all
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my interests are avoiding people and waiting to die ( ยดฯ‰`)
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>>141481
wao we have so much in common! ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ What's your phone number (ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)

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