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No.109564 [Reply]
evar wonder how 2 maek chocolate cakey? well you are in luck becase through lomng hours of experimentation i haev invented a new recipe. it was a long process full of long sleepless nights trying slightly different combinations of shi-- toppings. So here is the recipe...


STEP 1.FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT MAKING CAKE, CHOCOLATE CAKE OR EVEN COOKING AS A WHOLE! (except operating a oven)
STEP 2. get loli, if one is not immediately available then abduct one. specific age doesn't matter as long as they haev a virgin loli body
STEP 3. get human shit, this will be important later. Get medium soft shit, runny shit is yucky and not of much use. Get rock-hard shit for extra decrative toppings / cake decoration
STEP 4. CAKE POWDER. it should be at your store.
STEP 5. aquire milk cockolate. should b ez to get.

NOW COOKING BEGINS biggrin

STEP 6. put a large 1m radius bowl and pour it all into the bowl.
STEP 7. pour one jar of (fresh) milf milk into the bowl.
STEP 8. drizzle loli love juices into the mixture, it will increase sweetness in the final product.
STEP 9. MIX IT ALL
STEP 10. puit the bowl into a oven, at a temperature of around 300 degres celcius for around 30 minutes,.

TIEM 4 ICING happy

STEP 11. get another mixing bowl
STEP 12. put the full block of chocolate into it. make sure to fondle it so it's soft.
STEP 13. NOW THE FUN PART... put all the shit in.
STEP 14. If it doesn't get "soft" enough like icing then put more love juices in to make it more runny which will work better as icing.
STEP 15.if you waited 30 miunutes already then take teh bowl out of oven, tip it over so you get the cake out, the cakey should be round like a supple ass... banana

FINAL PART dance2

STEP 16. slather the whole thing in the shit-icing with a spatula or whatever. Use your hands if you can be bothered...
STEP 17 (optional). put the hard shit stools on it around in a circle on the top.
STEP 18. ???
STEP 19. sell it for profit


If you haewv any suggestions for the recipe then please contribute... it feels too bland still, not enough flavbour... closed-eyes it shall be improved until it reaches objective perfection. Kami-sama will enjoy it by then.
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>>109570
burned hair drool
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No.109607
>>109570
>Did i do it right?
looks good, but what is teh blood on the right?
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>>109607
Oh, i guess she's not a virgin anymore, did i fuck it up?
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No.109638
>>109609
>Oh, i guess she's not a virgin anymore, did i fuck it up?
unless you liek your cakey being sour then you'll have to find another little girl
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lolicons would enjoy eating that kind of cake but would lolis?
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No.109520 [Reply]
it is tiem to draw a circle first try... with teh mouse. NO CIRCLE TOOL OR ELSE YOU'RE A HAX0R. Picrel is mai attempt, possibly the best circle evar drawn. cool
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My coordination is fucked to shit and I got this
nyowned
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>109602
finally home, see example
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>>109633
yu is pretty bad but is fun
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.109623 [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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LOL xd
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No.109123 [Reply]
do you prefer hot or cold weather? (´人｀)
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No.109490
i like when it is chilly, but not cold to where it's a pain in the ass to go outside without freezing my balls off. i feel the same about the heat, because the heat brings the bugs and also sleeping with a blanket on makes me a bit too warm, even a sheet if it's really warm out (i much prefer to have something on me when i sleep so i tough it out but sometimes it makes my sleep quality suffer).

if forced to choose between one extreme or the other though, i would choose hot because it's easier to explore in hot weather than in cold.
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>>109408
I am incredibly glad I live in a place that doesn't have tiny-ass bugs everywhere. It has been a while since I've seen a fly in my house.

>>109123
I grew up in a cold weather climate but now I live in the land of heat and do not particularly want to go back north.
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Cold all the wae! The sun harms me and heat makes me sick, but it's weird to go out with an umbrella under the sun...
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No.109508
>>109507
it isn't that weird
some places, you just fucking have to, it's hot

honestly, I wear a light jacket to keep the sun off of me
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く
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No.109326 [Reply]
https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=109316

this tread is complitly about polatics witch were banned on heyuri a few yeres ago. its not alowed on heyuri. i dont like it ether. he must be banned or permabanned. i shold be mod so i can do it myself.

(USER GOT LOST IN THE WRONG BOARD AND NEEDS HIS MOMMY TO PICK HIM UP)
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No.109329
lolwat
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.109559
nobody here is talking about politics
just a little gay nigger jew hating
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No.109504 [Reply]
I've been playing Puyo Puyo 2 and Dig Dug 2.

I'm finally starting to be able to make decent combos in PP2, like 4-5 chains.
I need more practice.

Dig Dug 2 never gets talked about even though it's great.
You have to sink the land into the sea to send the monsters into the abyss (which also gives you more points vs inflating them). Very strategic, very fun. I do wish it was easier to identify where grid tiles were sometimes, since you still have grid-aligned Dig Dug movement...
I can make it up to stage 12 so far.
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No.109533
I set up for my little brother a 2009 laptop running Windows XP miniOS. Installed the internet drivers, downloaded a browser and installed Plants Vs Zombies while at it. Been having a blast seeing him make the most irrational decisions possible and still managing to win somehow
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No.109555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_1Uy69p6rE

God, I wish I could be this good. Their stacking patterns are super weird, just these huge, but still very freeform looking combos.
This is one of my absolute favorite pieces of tournament footage in any game.
It's so cool. cool

I'm still grinding out PP2 to get better but boy, this doesn't merely feel out of reach, this feels like it's in another galaxy. Alien superminds battling for supremacy, rather than mortal men of Earth.
cry
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test
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test
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test2
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No.109111 [Reply]
Did Heyuri get attacked by IRUYEH? dizzy
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No.109304
Unrelated, but, checking the damage on the other boards, I just noticed there is an /l/ board.

Was this always here? Sorry for sounding retarded, but I always visit /b/ and never really paid attention to any other board.
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No.109305
>>109304
/a/, /c/, /h/ and /l/ were just added a few days ago
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>>109295
The only way to win is to cum even harder. Official Heyuri war orgy is scheduled for 11 PM.
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No.109307
>>109306
i will participate only if there are cute female heyurizen (lolis ok)
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No.109539
>>109305
Why are they not listed as news in the blotter?
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No.109413 [Reply]
wow, there's slightly less lolicon than i remembered! is this because they added /l/??
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No.109443
yeah
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yeah
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nah
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nah
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yeah
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No.109106 [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.109110
doesn't that sitting position hurt? sweat2
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No.109113
>>109110
No. But it might be tiring if you can't balance properly.
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No.109402
doing the squat totally hurts if you aren't used to it
I need to train my squat power
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No.109426
What really hurts me is sitting on my knees I don't know how people do that
...cry
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No.109442
>>109426
Seiza takes practice. If you want to learn to do it just do it for a minute every day.
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No.109412 [Reply]
So what's the sitch, Heyuri?
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edging rn
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No.109138 [Reply]
You are in a bus, and the bitch in front of you raises the question:

How do you dodge it?
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No.109146
"Wait, why am I using public transport? I'm not a peasant and I don't live in a city, this must be a dream." *grabs her and flies away with her, raping her while flying*
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No.109297
Get up from my seat and sit on her lap without saying anything. Resist any attempts to push me off.

If awkwardness be the weapon this BITCH chooses to challenge me with, then TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME! angry
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No.109353
lay it down for the last time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVcY5KZHnIs&t=33
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No.109362
>>109138
Just by saying "nope", of course.
and if she does it anyway I'm kicking the seat lol dance2 biggrin dance
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No.109367
crawl under and enjoy pleasant crushing sensation
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No.106320 [Reply]
SECOND
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.109117
someone posted lotsa bad stuff?
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>>109117
Soy raid
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No.109351
good that now we have separate places to talk stuff really was kinda sick of just seeing only porn on /b/
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No.106322 [Reply]
i haed this thread up shortly b4 wipe, lets try again smile Anywayz does any1 haev funny/joke fan-dubs liek the one for rapeman (which we recently watched on cytube. doesn't haev to be anime exclusively. nyaoo-closedeyes
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No.109301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLmsVBgZiak
This was so great
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No.109314
>>109149

Then I don't get to choose what foldar teh image saves to...
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on firefox, select this checbox @ about:preferences#general
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>>109317
sugoi astonish
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>>109317
da floppy disk download folder
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No.109321 [Reply]
drool blush
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No.109322
meh, it's already curved...
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No.109334
dose it go flaccid when it goes fully ripe? unsure
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No.109309 [Reply]
You know what would be really cool? Something like a Death Note, but for the internet. Instead of real names, you would write usernames of people (or like Anonymous No.123), and that person would never be able to use the internet evar again.
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.109318
i can't fucking believe it i keep making typos, i'm too fucking mad to even finish this god damn it
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That's just how we used to post on Heyuri pre-internet.
Pic rel is me stating I LOL'd on typewriter in late 1800s.
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>>109319
heh, i was lucky enough to send morse code to all other heyurizen, the ones that had a telegraph at least
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>>109313
Can you write this for me too? biggrin
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