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this summer, there was a thread about novels heyurizens wrote/are writing. one of the replies was a deep explanation of some novel about an alternative version of the birth of jesus, with mary being a loli and joseph impregnating her, or something. it was really interesting but i forgot to save it, and i cannot find it with the search. does anyone have the original synapsis? or updates on the novel itself? :huh:
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>>164201
arigato anon san (๏พŸ๏ฝฐ๏พŸ)

when was the last time u hugged someone?
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>>164053
would you like a hug?
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>>164093
very much!! (๏ผพะ”^)
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ใƒฝ(`ะ”ยด)ใƒŽ
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The great FC Barcelona won 3 - 1 against Atlรฉtico Madrid
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My brother lost quite alot of money :dark:
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>>164147
>My brother lost quite alot of money
I hope he recovers! :iyahoo:
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( ยดฯ‰`) Watching football? I grew out of that years ago...
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>>164147
Betting is a disease .. :sweat3:
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practice responsible gambling. ( ยดฯ‰`)

i dont understand poker (;ยดะ”`)
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poker? i hardly know her!
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we should play poker together ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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>>164156
we can play balatro instead (ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)
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>>164156
ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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>>164160
ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ๐Ÿ’ฐ

u-uhm.. hi guys..
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we dont give a damn
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>>164083
i give a damn ! where are your manners anon ! ! :closed-eyes2:
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Hi lokm at this cat
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MOLEST ME PLEASE
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>>164082
Where did you get this picture of me and my girlfriend :angry:?

When I eventually get my first tattoo, Iโ€™m planning on getting Kaguya on my arm :wink:
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do it yourself anon, all you need is a pen and needle :biggrin:
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>>163999
Just bribe the employer with Kaguya sex :wink:
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>>163999
โ€œwhatโ€™s kaguya??โ€
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>>164037
>โ€œwhatโ€™s kaguya??โ€
its sort of like turkish wrestling.
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But then you won't be allowed @ onsens :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

Be my friend FOREVER!!!! ๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)โ”โ”โ”!!๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)โ”โ”โ”!!๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)โ”โ”โ”!!
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uuuuu..,., i will be your friemnd FOREVER :dizzy:
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FUCK OFF OWL!!! :angry:
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hi owl!!โ˜บ๐Ÿ‘‹
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sure :hokke:
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>>164096
damn nature you scary. (;ยดะ”`)

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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)โ”โ”โ”!!๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)โ”โ”โ”!!๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)โ”โ”โ”!!๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)โ”โ”โ”!!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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>>164063

Too distracting!
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how doi find a husbandt who is like this ok google :blush:
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)โ”โ”โ”!!๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)โ”โ”โ”!!๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)โ”โ”โ”!!๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)โ”โ”โ”!!

This is why impressionable girls shouldn't be on heyuri...
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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no no, let her continue...
soon she will be brave enough to start posting herself pooping on here (ยดไบบ๏ฝ€)
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OP... You just posted the very reason impressionable girls should be on Heyuri!!!

does anyone know how many benadryl it takes to seriously harm your body? i heard it can cause internal bleeding or something like thatโ€ฆthroughout this week ive taken probably liek 20 or somethingโ€ฆ

or even better any medicine that makes you really sleepy (that is easily found in houses):nyaoo-closedeyes:
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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i had to she is too adorable :blush:
ใƒคใ‚ฏใ„๏ผๅ…ซไนไธ€๏ผ๏ผ˜๏ผ™๏ผ‘

Iโ€™m trying to figure out ways to make my day at work move along quicker instead of feeling painfully slowโ€”what are some things I can do to help the time pass more smoothly?
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become nocturnal, and then during the day take a nap every other second
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become a NEET and browse heyuri.net all day and night :cool:
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Day trade the S&P 500. :wink:
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dislocate all your joints and then put them back in place :hokke:
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>>164060
get hired at heyuri.net enterprise and chronically post online. :biggrin:

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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)โ”โ”โ”!!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)โ”โ”โ”!!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)โ”โ”โ”!!
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oishii pocky desu~ you must deepthroat it desu~

See of you all next GORG time (ยดใƒผ`)
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It's GORGin time
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GORG

just learned that squirt is just a pee :dark:
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>>163505
I have a fetish for male pee where they do it on girls or even guys if I feel like it
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>>163507
Imagine how many liters of pee girls can hold in their stomach, intestines, and womb and then wonder why so many resources are wasted putting urinals in men's restrooms and how billions of gallons of water are wasted every year flushing male pee, when God gave girls THREE nice warm holes made to be filled with our pee daily.
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>>163526
This is true!
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i juts learn penus makes white pee :emo:
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It's not pee. From what I remember, nobody really knows what it is or exactly how it happens. Girls sure love it though because it's like an orgasm dialed up to 9001. Sucks we can't have that as a guy, but it's just as good to have a girl squirt all over you.

I guess there's always the prostate orgasm if you feel like fingering inside your ass.

g-guys... I... my... my uncle was showing me something cool on his desk... a-and he put me on his lap... i was... just playing on his desk but he kept making weird movements with his hands... a-and... and then.. some.. white pee came out of his no-no place... i-i got scared and left.... s-should i go tell my parents?
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he just wants to play..
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If he can see your nipples he can't stop the white pee from coming out, it's not his fault it's just how nature works. Try covering them like this then sit on his lap again for a while. ๐Ÿ’“
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you should always dress liek this (ยด๏ฟข`)
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No! Don't tell your parents. Tell your uncle you're glad he's your new boyfriend. :love:

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