My favorite episode is where they catch Neil Armstrong and turns out it was Stanley Kubrick all along

GO BALD NAO

Your Agent 47-ification begins nao.

as someone who is 24 and shaving bald, i should have killed myself long time ago

>>112032
why do we continue to reply alone when there are only two of us in this thread? we can very easily post without the function of replying to the post number, unless all this is a macchiavellian way to make yourself believe that we are two different people when in reality i don't exist and i'm just a figment of your imagination because you have schizophrenia

The divine imageboard comedy, great job you two.

schizophrenia is silly and preposterous, why would i waste my time wanting a 10/10 otaku fujoshi monmusu gamer wife gf if only i exist? hello, i am not stupid enough to make myself wait this long for god powers, thank you. if only i exist i command you to obey and make good posts! i wouldnt waste my time writing books about finding ultimate power just for it not to work!

solipsism not schizophrenia!

nice try lao zi, you fooled half asia but not me

BOKU no picu?

>>111993
you? a faggot are

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

The NEET princess ヽ(´∇`)ノ

smaller kagunyaa, still as great! Nyaa~

>>112001
kagunyaa-sama is kowai (;ﾟДﾟ)
While we're at it, does anyone have the higher res version of this saved? Teh pic I attached is just a screenshot from the Mod-sama AMV, can't find the original anywhere.

very faggot princess!

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>111744
>fairies don't age!
exactly! she'll never be a hag

I love to see a sista thrivin'

>>111744
>>111745
My wife really was beautiful when she was younger.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

cirno seems to be a handsome young man indeed

western media delete

>>112042
This is off topic anon. Look above.

this only works with spageti

>>112016
>this only works with spageti
eh!? is that true?

schizophrenia is for n00bs, i am team alzheimer

is the heyuri party van! (not to be confused with the 4chan party van)

Well-done! I love this game and Cave in general. I'm trying to get a 1-ALL in Ketsui as we speak... the fifth stage is one of the most insane I've seen in a game like this.

While you were wasting your life on the internet, I ate an apple

>>111847
just wait a couple of years after a game's release for patches to fix the game-breaking bugs, then modern games are easy to beat.

Now do Mushihimesama Futari

>>111848
I think the first half of the 5th stage can be done quite consistently, but yeah, the second half is crazy. In my winning run of Ketsui I got there with only 2 lives. There was a section where I was about to give up since I had zero lives left, but then I suddenly got the last point based 1 up and I managed to get through that.
>>111898
Since I did the Maniac mode of Mushihimesama, I want to do the maniac mode for futari as well. I don't think I will focus on it, but I will play it when I got time to kill.
I also want to play Dodonpachi Saidaioujou, but from what I heard the mame rom doesnt emulate the slowdown very well, and I tried playing it on xenia but my PC wasn't good enough for it, it was really slow.

shill

noo! i bought last sale :/

>this game sucks
at least teh girl on the cover looks cute

Cover is the most impr0tant part of a game. You can put the game box at a visible place as decoration if physical

art wise it l00ks amazing!

hmm, but what if yewe want to lie frontwards?

>>111985
>but what if yewe want to lie frontwards?
if i'm imagining it correctly that would be really uncomfortable

>cumbersome
cucumbersome
>uncomfortable
cucumbertable

it's cuckible to understand u!

free them

>>111978
>free them
NEVER!!! Ψ(｀∇´)Ψ

looks like they're combining their powers to try and escape. Σ(;ﾟДﾟ) I'd recommend keeping just one girl per globe in the future. ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

Double AA developers were the backbone of the PS2/GC/XBOX generation. Besides their creative outlook, they existed at time where it was possible to bet on middle sized production that'll take around 2 years top to develop without being labeled as "indie", and thus relagated by companies and consumers alike to the medium's kiddie table
I guess studios like Team Cherry and Yacht Club Games fall into a similar position but, contrary to the early 2000s, they're standouts and not part of the norm

>>111786
>throughout the whole game wondered why killing a colossus didn't really feel like a victory
they really did a good job with the way it makes you feel the story

>>111787
making a game like SOTC today would be obscenely hyperexpensive
hell, doing it in the PS3 days would be expensive if you didn't just make it look like an upscaled PS2 game

the cost needed to make games of sufficient visual fidelity has become too high for middle-tier developers to survive
when the game came out, it was jawdropping (other than the framerate, which I remember everyone bitching about), making it similarly impressive now would cost millions upon millions of dollars

>>111787
>middle sized production
i heard a few people make the argument that AAA is completely fucked due to the amount of money they use because that makes them fear losing it all, naturally they will copy whatever is popular to ensure not going in the red
>>111789
i also played ico for a bit (but got stuck right after meeting the queen), i am not sure how team ico manages to tell such amazing stories with so few details
>visual fidelity
the thing is they dont HAVE to have the highest graphic fidelity possible
it looks like the mindset is "games either are 50gb in size or suck". the og sotc may not look the best by modern standards but i always put all the small detail above raw graphics, things like wander's voice being more distressed when calling arro during a fight, the eagles flying alongside you if you happen to be taking the right path, wander slowly losing stamina if you hold up the sword, the sword not reflecting light when you are in the shadows, etc... did you know that if you shoot the lizards' tail it will come off but the lizard will keep moving about for the whole game?

>>111803
>the thing is they dont HAVE to have the highest graphic fidelity possible
they don't!

good luck finding a publisher though (which you'll still need -- a game like SOTC still cost a fair bit of money back then)
that's the thing that kills the market segment
indies don't have the money and publishers are looking for much bigger and more expensive projects （ ´,_ゝ`）

>the og sotc may not look the best by modern standards but i always put all the small detail above raw graphics, things like wander's voice being more distressed when calling arro during a fight, the eagles flying alongside you if you happen to be taking the right path, wander slowly losing stamina if you hold up the sword, the sword not reflecting light when you are in the shadows, etc...
it was jawdropping on release ヽ(´∇`)ノ
SOTC pushed super hard in pretty much every way.

>>111805
well big publishers are vomiting money all the time, im sure they can be convinced to fork over just a fraction of the billions they spend on AAA games, after all even if the game doesn't look hyper realistic it can still be sold for 60€/£/$
>SOTC pushed super hard in pretty much every way
this game really was limited by the technology of its time, could be considered the crysis of ps2
i think they could've sold the story better if they made valus not attack you until you climbed over his leg, this way is easier to see that they are just gentle giants and that you're actually the antagonist, unless ueda's idea was that they are belligerent by nature yet innocent
i thought that after fighting phalanx because it really doesnt do anything to you until you start fighting, and even then all it does is try to shake you off and dive into the sand for safety