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*bites dick off*
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>>157080
*bites dick on*
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>>157075
When the crowd shouts and starts throwing shit during that scene I'd cum involuntarily out of shock. Cum so hard that it'd shoot out of imouto's nostrils.
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>>157102
:love: HAWT !!!
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*bitte dich auf*
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(´￢`)
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LEGS

HELL YEAH
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An immediate procurement order for 300 severed pig and horse heads has been sent from Heyuri's headquarters

We are still trying to figure out why
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Don't cross the Heyuri mafia .. :sweat2:
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:sweat:
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lanza needed an ar-15 and had to go after little kids in order to even come close to his score. he did this with 2 pistols too didnt even need a fancy ass ar or shotgun.
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>>157060
those damn cartoons turn people in murderers! ヽ(´ー｀)ノ (sucks that your video was taken down)
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>>156817
why is his forehead so shiny

thats weird
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>>157107
asians eat so much fish and oily stir fry and stuff that they become oily like a fish
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>>157130
he turn himself into a fish???
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM3gDMwT5d4
:biggrin:
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Guise... Halloween is next month :glare:
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nanner's punkin pai!
nanner's punkin pai! :mona2:
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excellent 🎃
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>>157136
👻 bew!
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i wish i could be loved, but alas i was born as a short, ugly, balding filipino instead of a tall and handsome japanese schoolboy （ ´,_ゝ`）
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>>157135
racist ass nigger
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>>157137
nigra ass nigger :nigra:
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>>157124
but miku has tattoos :closed-eyes: I don't want to break it to you but your waifu is kinda a whore :lolico:
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>>157175
what does any of this mean
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>>157249
somebody can't read
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It's early in this game (only basic mechanics implemented) but I need epic muzak.
This will be HEYURI themed. Featuring Iruyeh-tan as the antagonist.
Everything is random right now, but I will insert sprites next, and hand-craft 5 stages with some story dialogue. Maybe an endless mode?

But the music needs to be epic if we want an epic heyuri saga of gaems to be spawned here, so I need your help.

Give me your muscic!!2
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Geometric patterns seem to make the game instantly 200% more fun to play. I need to work on the red bullets next.
And JUICE.

>>157114
You know who it is :kuz:

But I won't be able to make a story and all that like I said. It's too ambitious for my first danmaku. I'm going to just make a somewhat enjoyable one-stage experience with scoring and three enemy types. Getting the game to create a procedural rhythm that is interesting is going to be enough of a challenge.
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>But I won't be able to make a story and all that like I said
It's fair, but a small plot adds a lot to the fun! Thinking a small story should be easier than all the l33t work
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I'll try hard. Like I said, this is big pants stuff for me.
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Testing. Does this thread bump when I post, or do I need to create a new one?
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Cute game anon!1!( ´ω`)
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I FUCKING HATE CANADIAN SCHOOLS! THEY GROOM KIDS INTO BEING GAY AND THEY BANNED 4CHAN!!! I HAVE TO USE THIS RETARDED SITE INSTEAD OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS
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>>157078
Oh fuck off, sharty is banned too and everyone there is a total Bible camp victim
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Future Emperor of Mankind in picrel btw
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>>157086
Dont hate women, they can b cool !
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Hey faggot just download ProtonVPN. It has a free version. That should circumvent the restriction. Or just use your phone's data, retard.

>>157078
I see lots of these threads lately. Mods really need to clean this shit up. If nu-channers want to come here they should integrate. If not they can fuck off back to their own shithole imageboard.
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>>157105
You can disregard a shit thread in a way that doesnt make you sound angry, what youre doing now is a very nu-channer thing, y'know!
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sometimes u just gotta milk teh cow
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@anyone name of this gurl :unsure:
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try not to fap challenge(impossible) :huh:
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>>156935
Nagisa no Seijo Desmaria :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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Can I conduct my business meetings here?
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>>157009
tom hanks
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Heyuri, what's your favourite movie?
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i don't watch much movies
my favourite is probably 'Alice' by Jan Švankmajer though
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Tough question. I think it's a three-way tie between Mad God, Naked, and Talvisota.
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>>156978
kikujiro is a really sweet movie; it's not my favorite, but i enjoyed it.
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I like horror movies
I like psycholgical movies

My favorite movie is probably Annihilation (2018)

someone drop some reqs
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a clockwork orange was good :biggrin:
>>157030
i wanna watch hard candy (2005) at some point :blush:
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ive had my phone for like fourish years (for reference it was bought for me, i didnt get it myself) its liek an iphone 12 and it will barely charge anymore, it went from 21 percent to 14 ON THE CHARGER, its so slow, and it overheats so bad. i hate apple so much. one of these days my phone is going to explode:sad:
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>>156985
You forgot to install Gentoo on it. Rookie mistake. :biggrin:
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>>157024
Your sock has student loans?
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>>157024
>Jennifer
basic bitch alert
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>>157029
LOL
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>>157024
Your sister has student loans?
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What are you doing today/tonight Heyurizens?

Me? I'm masturbating! And drinking plenty of water :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>156993
Yeah whats up with that
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drinking coffee ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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>>156997
with milk or no?
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>>156999
nah, no milk
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>>157000
:love: oh~ so manly
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Do heyurizens play visual novels?
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I finished it recently... after some years of stalling :sweat2:
I'm reading through Yuki-san's route on Suigetsu right nao, but it's also stalling due to me preferring anime and among other werks
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occasionally
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a little, I'm not sure the format is for me but it's useful in learning Japanese. I've been playing hanahira, suika, and tokimeki girls side
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>156951
Is that a challenge?
Is she going to fight me or something?
If not, then yes of course. Give me a few minutes to stare, then I could probably win in 30 seconds
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>Is that a challenge?
It's a challenge, according to her tattoos, it's free to participate :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>"If you can manage cumming inside in a minute, you will get 10.000 yen!"

Hmph... that's awfully greedy, you know? You act as if you are the one who is giving away easy money, but it could not be farther from the truth.

It is a common tactic among street whores like yourself. The nakadashi time limit variant is among the most simple. The relative ease of the challenge catches the eyes of the many horny fools who will throw themselves at you for an easy fuck. Because these are desperate men, they are likely virgins and will ejaculate well before the one minute time limit ends. You are aware of this, surely, and this guarantees everyone wins the challenge. But for you, the game hasn't ended. That was just the beginning.

Did any of those men ever stop to ask if you were on birth control?

Even if one did, you would just say you are. I can see the c-section you are attempting to hide with your spray tan. This bluff does not work on me.

You are intentionally getting pregnant so that you can squeeze child support money from your victims. I saw that you gave some of the victims your number afterwards, this makes it so they cannot ditch you. You can even sniff out their locations, if you look through the yellow pages. When you come begging for their support for their new child, there's nothing they can do.

Even if you don't go through with the pregnancy, you will use some form of blackmail as a fallback. You will ask them for money to pay for baby clothes, toys, and other supplies, and then you get an abortion and say it was a miscarriage. You may not even have to hide the abortion at all. These men are far too stupid to not give you the benefit of the doubt. They may even try to get into a relationship with you because they feel bad. That's just another few months of easy money for you before they get to their breaking point. That 10,000 Yen means nothing compared to the hundreds of thousands you know you will get.

I don't like people who want big payouts without any risk.

I will play your game, and I'll throw in some new rules to tip the scale in your favor. I will hold completely still the entire time, you will be the one putting in the work. In the 1 minute provided, you may use any method you feel necessary to try and make me ejaculate as fast as possible. This includes giving a quick handjob and then switching to VAGINAl last minute when you feel I'm getting close. You look to be getting on in years, about late 30s or mid 40s, so at this point you feel entirely confi

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WASH YER DAMN SOCKS
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For me, it's toots and boogers. Smelly crotches too!
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saya ftw

images themselves: https://up.heyuri.net/src/4858.zip
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>>156657
Sorry I forgot name lawl
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Why would u sey men instead of husbandos?
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Husbands are for FAGS :xp:
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sissification of male protagonists 🎀
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Cotton!
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