If there any girls on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well above average in my country (Located in EU)

2. Age: I am below 25, but above 18.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 7.8/10. First person sources: Two girls on twitter said I was "cute"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Female, Aged 15-25

2. Located in EU

3. Cute
3.1 Not fat
3.2 White and or Asian

4. Willing to let me meet up (and maybe hit it later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term )

That's it. I'm not asking for much. I'll take care of you and let you NEET.

i often forget that most heyurizens are probably grown men instead of cute moe girls (such as myself)

divided by age and gender, united by being perverted

if there any retards on heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. but first, here's what I have to offer:

1. money: I make 60 dollars a month

2. age: i can't remember

3. attractiveness: i used to get called cute by obaasans

there. Those are the important details. my "personality"? you can figure that out later....

with that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. female, Aged 18-30

2. located in australia (i cant afford plain tickets)

3. kawaii (optional)
3.1 chubby
3.2 any race, i dont give a fuck
3.3 an IQ of 80 to 100
3.4 can cook steak
3.5 uses heyuri.net daily
3.6 knows what a "defense facility" is
3.7 can manage a hakoniwa island
3.8 knows baseball rules

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Hey Faggots,

My name is John and I'm looking for a girlfriend. If there any girls on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. I'm pretty much perfect: I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. I also get straight A's.

2. Age: I am below 25, but above 18.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 7.8/10. First person sources: Two banging hot girls on facebook said I was "SO CASH"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Female, Aged 15-25

2. Located in New Jersey

3. Banging hot
3.1 Not fat
3.2 Not retarded or a no-life

4. Willing to blow me (jk.... but srsly, shit would be SO CASH. Something long term )

Thanks for listening. I'm not asking for much. I'll take care of you and let you jack off to naked drawn Japanese people. Pic related, it's me by myself.

If there anyone on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well above average in my country (Located in EU)

2. Age: I am below 22, but above 16.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 8.2/10. First person sources: Two catgirls on twitter purred at me

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Any gender, Aged 13-21

2. Located in EU

3. Cute
3.1 Not fat
3.2 Cat and or Doggy

4. Willing to let me rub their belly (and maybe hit it later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term )

I thought about asking on /q/ because I'm sure the mods would know best, but maybe I'd get b& LOL. What's the best pocket-based food?

You can be cool, but you will never be THIS cool.

how many grams are in an evening spent rotting away infront of a computer?

im stuck in my overcrowded class and i need to pee(;ﾟ∀ﾟ) send help heyuri

Someone should make an imageboard where the politics boards bans IRL politics and forces you to roleplay in an elaborate fictional universe's politics, and where that story evolves over time from the best threads.

If there any boys on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well above average in my country (Located in USA)

2. Age: I am below 22, but above 15.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 9.8/10. First person sources: Twelve boys in school said I was "sexy"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Male, Aged 35-50

2. Located in Europe or Americas

3. Doesn't have too many visible defects
3.1 Is fit (doesn't use electric shopping cart)
3.2 White, Asian or Latino

4. Willing to let me meet up (and maybe hit it later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term )

Is it cold where you live? Or you can easily go outside wearing only shorts and shirt? Is it sunny or cloudy now? Was it cloudy or sunny all day yesterday? Tell the thread! Σ(;ﾟДﾟ)

I'm turning 49 in a few weeks, and can no longer get erections without Viagra, which I used to take but my doctor says not to do that anymore either because of my heart. Over the past 2 years and 9 months (I've been keeping count), I have only been able to masturbate or have sex with Viagra. I have two tablets left.

I'll have one last jerk off and then the curtains will close. Saying goodbye to 49 years of fun with my best friend.
I'm heartbroken but have seen this coming since I stopped being able to get it up. I'd like to believe that maybe if my heart gets in better shape, I can start taking it again and cum again, but that seems like just a distant dream now.

If you are young and reading this, treasure what you have.

If there any girls on Heyuri that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Financial stability: I make well above average in my country (Located in EU)

2. Age: I am below 20, but above 15.

3. Attractiveness: Aggregate of various AI rating sites: 8/10. First person sources: three girls in my class said I was "charming"

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You can figure that out later

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Female, Aged 13-15

2. Located in Europe

3. Is cute

4. Willing to let me meet up (and maybe watch anime together later... jk.... but srsly, we can get to know eachother first. Something long term )