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does anyone know how many benadryl it takes to seriously harm your body? i heard it can cause internal bleeding or something like that…throughout this week ive taken probably liek 20 or something…

or even better any medicine that makes you really sleepy (that is easily found in houses):nyaoo-closedeyes:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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i had to she is too adorable :blush:
ヤクい=八九一=891

I’m trying to figure out ways to make my day at work move along quicker instead of feeling painfully slow—what are some things I can do to help the time pass more smoothly?
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become nocturnal, and then during the day take a nap every other second
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become a NEET and browse heyuri.net all day and night :cool:
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Day trade the S&P 500. :wink:
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dislocate all your joints and then put them back in place :hokke:
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>>164060
get hired at heyuri.net enterprise and chronically post online. :biggrin:

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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oishii pocky desu~ you must deepthroat it desu~

See of you all next GORG time (´ー`)
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It's GORGin time
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GORG

just learned that squirt is just a pee :dark:
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>>163505
I have a fetish for male pee where they do it on girls or even guys if I feel like it
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>>163507
Imagine how many liters of pee girls can hold in their stomach, intestines, and womb and then wonder why so many resources are wasted putting urinals in men's restrooms and how billions of gallons of water are wasted every year flushing male pee, when God gave girls THREE nice warm holes made to be filled with our pee daily.
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>>163526
This is true!
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i juts learn penus makes white pee :emo:
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It's not pee. From what I remember, nobody really knows what it is or exactly how it happens. Girls sure love it though because it's like an orgasm dialed up to 9001. Sucks we can't have that as a guy, but it's just as good to have a girl squirt all over you.

I guess there's always the prostate orgasm if you feel like fingering inside your ass.

g-guys... I... my... my uncle was showing me something cool on his desk... a-and he put me on his lap... i was... just playing on his desk but he kept making weird movements with his hands... a-and... and then.. some.. white pee came out of his no-no place... i-i got scared and left.... s-should i go tell my parents?
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😨
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he just wants to play..
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If he can see your nipples he can't stop the white pee from coming out, it's not his fault it's just how nature works. Try covering them like this then sit on his lap again for a while. 💓
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you should always dress liek this (´¬`)
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No! Don't tell your parents. Tell your uncle you're glad he's your new boyfriend. :love:

ITS SO COLD!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!1(;´Д`)
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good :biggrin:
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It is but I love the cold. Winter is the best. The days are short so it's darker out, when it snows the outdoors sounds a lot calmer and it looks pretty. I am just waiting for new winter boots to arrive and then I will start walking around more.

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testing in a test thread! :hokke:
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testicles

What are YOU thankful for, Heyuri?
I'm thankful for some Russian guy who had this image as his profile pic :xd:
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I am thankful for kaguya-sama for running heyuri.net
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thanks to god for giving me a big dick and handsome face
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You, Anon. I’m thankful for you.
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im thankful for mr hands so i have something to fap to

Yo, what's up? :hokke:
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It would appear to be teh file name :nyaoo2:
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reading vn rn :nagato:
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>>163607
which?:happy:
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my peanits :nyaoo:

DA ULTIMATE BUTTSECKS MACHINE !!11!111!!
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Shoving this up my sister's ass ( ´ω`)
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drilldo hurt my ANUS :angry:
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Hey. Buddy. Read the sign. :sweat3:
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TECHNOLOGICAL MARVEL
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my brother shoved this up my ass (;´Д`)

DECEMBEER ! ! !
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>>163982
dehcemBEER!
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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bigger than mine (;´Д`)
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he loaded

How can you go on living without a japanese girlfriend after you see something like this? ( ´ω`)
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JAPAN really is the holy land!
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>>163860

If not, just use your sister! Sister kisser. :love:
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>>163739
This would be illegal in western countries
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Pretty easily that is really annoying
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>>163973
It's not too bad in this instance, but people badly singing the songs they like which I don't is a big pet peeve

:sad::sad:
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Ge! It's anon...
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i want them all to molest me
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:throws molotov: :biggrin:
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Scary.. :sweat2:
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>>163939
(;゚∀゚)

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