Heyuri!

You don't know how much better your life could be Anonymous 2026/02/25(Wed)07:09:21 No.174524 Yeah x9

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If you were handsome/beautiful.

No matter what cards you got in life. Maybe you have rich parents who let you do what you want. Maybe you are a natural born savant and excel in school. Maybe you are an adult with a decent paying job and a good work/life balance. In the end, if you are ugly or even just mediocre looking, you probably don't even know how much your missing out on.

Objectively speaking the type of person who uses a website like this is probably not anything above a 4/10. The most beautiful of you may be mediocre at best. Some of you are fat, some of you are lanky. You probably have long hair, unshaven faces, and wear glasses. It's just... sad.

I am the exception. And although I cannot, due to the contents of Heyuri, ever show my face, I can assure you I am quite beautiful.

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16 Windows® ∞ 2026/02/28(Sat)08:21:10 No.174825 +

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17 Anonymous 2026/02/28(Sat)13:53:49 No.174845 Yeah x1

>>174526
>My mother and grandmother both said I was a handsome boy.
this part sounds legit though

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18 Anonymous 2026/02/28(Sat)22:58:11 No.174902 Yeah x1

it can also be infinitely worse. you could be a child soldier in the congo one of those enslaved shrimp farmers in thailand.

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19 Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)05:04:30 No.174949 +

I am also quite beautiful anon!!!!!

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20 Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)10:06:05 No.174973 +

>>174902
I'd rather be a beautiful slave than an ugly king

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Anonymous 2026/02/26(Thu)11:33:02 No.174665 Yeah x13

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Woke up quick, at about noon
Just thought that I had to be on Heyuri soon
I gotta LOL before the day begins
Before my mother starts worrying about me not having friends
About to post and damn near went blind
Young anons on /b/ throwing up gang signs
Looked through my folders, and posted some loli
Saged the thread while calling out their folly
Broke the rules, and the mods did see
Just as I thought they tried to ban me
Jumped on the VPN, and changed my IP
I got them in every muthafuckin' country

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13 Anonymous 2026/02/28(Sat)09:42:42 No.174827 +

>>174823k
MODSSSSSSSS BAN HIM!

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14 Anonymous 2026/02/28(Sat)09:52:51 No.174828 +

https://up.heyuri.net/msrc/m475.mp3
this was a good thraed :biggrin:

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15 Anonymous 2026/02/28(Sat)11:02:20 No.174829 +

>>174828

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16 Anonymous 2026/02/28(Sat)16:50:26 No.174872 +

>>174821
>he aks you for yo cups size in da Métropolitain
>so he can sniff your panties in the subways of France
What the hell happened to Kagunyaa in the French métro? :unsure:

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17 Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)08:04:24 No.174963 +

>>174872
i dunno, maybe we should ask him? :glare:

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Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)07:01:05 No.174955 Yeah x3

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Remember, kids!!!

Mods ALWAYS have the final say!

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1 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/03/01(Sun)07:18:15 No.174956 +

DAMN RIGHT MOTHAFUCKAR

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2 Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)07:27:08 No.174958 +

A mod is just a brat who hasn't been corrected in a while :lolico:

(BRATTY USER WAS CORRECTED FOR THIS POST... ！！！)

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3 Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)07:43:24 No.174960 +

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i believe it

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4 Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)07:44:55 No.174961 +

/h/aruhi NOOOOOOOO

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1 Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)07:21:46 No.174957 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)03:22:34 No.174931 Yeah x1

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All aboard the MYa-Nee train.

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5 Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)04:03:11 No.174940 +

I wish being a pedophile dyke was this acceptable everywhere in the world.

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6 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/03/01(Sun)04:09:15 No.174945 +

thats one badass train

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7 Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)04:11:29 No.174946 Yeah x1

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>>174940

Or one in general too.

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8 Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)05:45:24 No.174950 +

is this just advertisement? i would believe a company that distributes wataten related stuff just paid the train company to put wataten stuff on it, but i've never seen ads go so far as to fill the inside like in >>174933

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9 Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)06:56:06 No.174954 +

>>174950

It is to celebrate the 20th Anniversary of Comic Yuri Hime"

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Anonymous 2026/02/28(Sat)12:13:00 No.174837 Yeah x10

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I made this and i am proud of it are you?

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5 Anonymous 2026/02/28(Sat)14:01:43 No.174846 +

>>174842
You didn't draw that honey. But I'm glad you're finally embracing your diaper humiliation punishment.

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6 Anonymous 2026/02/28(Sat)16:17:26 No.174854 Yeah x4

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heres a drawing of me and u, daddy. :biggrin:

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7 Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)00:14:40 No.174910 +

>>174854
Hahahahaha, that's great princess. :sweat:

I-I'll put this one up on the fridge later... :sweat2:

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8 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/03/01(Sun)00:50:37 No.174916 +

im so proud, son

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9 Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)06:13:21 No.174953 +

>>174842
Where can I find more

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Windows® ∞ 2026/02/28(Sat)16:18:57 No.174855 Yeah x2

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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14 Windows® ∞ 2026/02/28(Sat)16:44:06 No.174870 +

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>>174869

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15 Anonymous SAGE! 2026/02/28(Sat)16:48:00 No.174871 +

ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

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16 Anonymous 2026/02/28(Sat)17:27:29 No.174876 +

is that an indonesian class room?

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17 Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)03:01:55 No.174927 +

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18 Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)04:05:31 No.174943 +

hot

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Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)01:34:05 No.174923 +

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what’s this format of meme called （ ´,_ゝ`）

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1 Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)01:46:45 No.174924 +

demotivational posters

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2 Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)03:18:50 No.174929 +

Lurk moar.

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3 Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)03:28:25 No.174936 +

test?

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4 Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)03:52:39 No.174937 +

>>174923
that thing she's holding is called a camera in case you didn't know

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5 Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)04:00:52 No.174938 +

advice dog

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Anonymous 2026/02/28(Sat)22:54:40 No.174901 +

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where can i find this classick?

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1 Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)00:06:02 No.174907 +

from the publisher "sexy fruit" i guess?

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2 Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)00:47:18 No.174914 +

>>174907
i dont tihnk they're still in publication.... any scanz??

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3 Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)02:35:46 No.174926 Yeah x1

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>>174914
there's scans on panda

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!! ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!! 2026/02/28(Sat)11:18:38 No.174830 Yeah x1

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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1 Anonymous 2026/02/28(Sat)11:36:17 No.174831 +

ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

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2 Anonymous 2026/02/28(Sat)14:26:58 No.174849 +

ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!

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3 Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)01:15:31 No.174922 +

ｷﾀ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!!!!

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[OC] Rip neil sedaka :( Anonymous 2026/02/28(Sat)17:34:23 No.174877 Yeah x2

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I made this in commemoration of him and his music. It made me smile

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1 Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)01:15:21 No.174921 +

;_;7

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Anonymous 2026/02/28(Sat)14:36:24 No.174851 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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1 Anonymous 2026/03/01(Sun)01:13:50 No.174919 +

i hate it when that happens (;´Д`)

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Pragmata Thread Anonymous 2026/02/27(Fri)14:15:04 No.174757 Yeah x1

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Are you gonna play the new loli action-adventure game /b/?

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13 Anonymous 2026/02/27(Fri)20:58:09 No.174784 +

i'm gonna pirate it. i might buy, but only if the loli earns it :nyaoo-closedeyes:

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14 Anonymous 2026/02/27(Fri)20:59:45 No.174785 +

>we could extract the full model and make ANIMATIONS of her
don't worry.. it's still going to happen! :nyaoo:

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15 Anonymous 2026/02/27(Fri)21:00:26 No.174786 +

>>174784
ur gonna have to waint doe since no gaynuvo cracks exists

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16 Anonymous 2026/02/27(Fri)23:12:08 No.174792 +

im glad theres more games with lolis i hope it does well

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17 pez◆c6tIRpMlMU ## nekomimi 2026/02/28(Sat)23:01:46 No.174903 Yeah x1

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someone already extracted the model from teh game and made it into a .vrm file! :x3:

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Operation Epic Fury Windows® ∞ 2026/02/28(Sat)14:22:07 No.174848 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Both of these dorks are full grown adults by now .. :dark:

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2 Anonymous 2026/02/28(Sat)15:04:46 No.174852 +

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LOG (Loser Occupied Government)

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3 Windows® ∞ 2026/02/28(Sat)17:45:26 No.174878 +

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Strategic loli denial :iyahoo:

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4 Anonymous SAGE! 2026/02/28(Sat)19:24:51 No.174892 +

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Operation Epic Fury in my Pants

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Anonymous 2026/02/28(Sat)04:27:01 No.174814 Yeah x3

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LOL THIS PLANT IS SICK

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1 Anonymous 2026/02/28(Sat)13:52:34 No.174844 Yeah x1

So cure it, dummy. :sweat3:

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2 Anonymous 2026/02/28(Sat)14:07:38 No.174847 Yeah x1

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>>174814
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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3 Anonymous 2026/02/28(Sat)17:25:59 No.174875 +