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No.114328 [Reply]
AT ATTENTION HEYURIZEN!
We were too blind! The PENIS Kingdom ammassed their forces and has started a full on assault on Heyuri!
We were all caught completely off guard, but thanks to the efforts of our secret agents we were able to snatch a piece of their plans, we need to act fast and come up with a plan, our fellow heyurizen are dying by the minute!

Here's a breakdown:
1- their attacks are currently focusing on the LOLI and JP fronts, as you can see they are attempting to capture Rapecity and NotCP, the wealthiest cities in the LOLI EMPIRE, to feed their warmachine most likely, furthermore their efforts to conquest 日本語が話せません proves only one thing: they intend to bend the whole country to their will so that JP becomes just another puppet state

2- their secondary objective is the capture of the WINS ARCHIVE in oekaki, we CANNOT ALLOW THIS! unfortunately for us Oekaki is wholly unprepared for this attack and the disgusting PENISES are advancing by the minute, slaughtering innocent wins!

3- Our intelligence, though incomplete, has given us an approximate number of their forces and... it does not look good for us...
we counted at least 150k PENISTANKS, 200k VAGINAPLANES and there have been concerning images of secret never-before-seen weapons

4- Thankfully the strength of the ANIME FAPCIRCLE scared them off enough to build fortifications instead of attacking, the governor of the ANIME FAPCIRCLE informed us that he can spare 150k troops and 50k OPPAITANKS for the defense of Heyuri

Kaguya is currently unreachable so we cannot rely on his wisdom and so... the war council is in session!
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>>114336
ehh? I can't read that, what does it mean?
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perhaps flip it?
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>>114338
flip it? surely you dont think i'm THAT stupid
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BREAKING!
A new break away force has established itself within the territories of the Japanophiles and the Anime Fapcircle. Not much is known of this new force other than a telegram sent directly to Heyuri HQ reading, "DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR, BANZAI!".
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>>114342
damn it! i want men on the ground right now! we can't yield! think of the oc! think of the wins!
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No.114375
>>114342
We should call them: KKK (Kaguya's Killer Kamikazes)
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No.114297 [Reply]
it's always the same with me (;´Д`)
i watch a new anime, it has a cute girl, i fantasize about her
the latest victim of my fantasies is picrel, how can i stop? （ ´,_ゝ`）
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No.114307
GOOODO JOBBU 👍
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No.114316
You must not have found the one yet. When you find the perfect anime girl you will start fantasizing about making love to her no matter what's on your screen while you're fapping.
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No.114323
>>114316
damn it... i already love my wife so much i have fantasies of her very often, but does this moment of weakness mean something...? i do not want to hurt my wife!
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accept it
embrace it
enjoy it


that being said, she's too dumb for me -- I'm into dumb anime girls but everyone in Gintama is actually too stupid xp

I went through Magical Pokaan recently and I am obsessed with Uma right now (I think her name is a pun on the acronym UMA lol, unidentified mysterious animal, like a cryptid).
she's so cute... nosebleed biggrin
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I am currently playing To Heart 2, which there is a character named Yuma. They made just that joke (pun with UMA)! biggrin
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No.114324 [Reply]
(ﾟｰﾟ)

Your fortune: You have cancer
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No.114325
>Your fortune: You have cancer
(;´Д`)

Your fortune: Very bad luck
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No.114337
since the last two fortunes were bad mine will surely be good

Your fortune: We don't know what happens next
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No.115988
I will show you.
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No.115989
lul
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No.115990
I did it!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
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No.114311 [Reply]
a kaiju!!! astonish
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No.114313
wait i thought danbo was a good robot!
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No.114317
>>114313
>wait i thought danbo was a good robot!
HE IS EVIL NAO
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No.114321
>>114317
this will lead the hero, yotsuba, to have a conflict of emotions, but ultimately she will have to put an end to danbo's evil rampage, it will be a tragic ending with yotsuba losing her friend
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No.114252 [Reply]
nigra
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No.114296
>>114254
:I i dont know what else i expected, thanks for the history lesson though
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No.114269 [Reply]
nigranigranigranigranigra
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>>114279
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No.114241 [Reply]
I hope this doesn't come across as an attempt at shilling something.
I just heard about this mobile application called "Randonautica" that supposedly uses magic quantum randomness woo woo to find random locations near your area that are related to your "intentions" or something.

Of course, this is Heyuri, so what does a modern mobile app have to do with old net culture?

Essentially, the urban legends and mystery surrounding it seem like the kind of stuff 2ch/old 4chan would eat right up. As far as rumors go, an interesting one is that the service gets its information from a dark web site. And aside from rumors, there's been a confirmed case where a group of people stumbled across the bodies of a murdered couple.

Have any other Heyurizens used this? I don't know what to make of this, it almost seems like something out of some shonen anime or manga.
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No.114249
it sounds like something out of hentai, with teh protagonist using it to find a group of horny lolis or something astonish
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No.114251
well it doesn't have to be lolis, but that's what I would do anyway ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
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No.113535 [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>it's addaptation which teh GIF is from - has zero ero
WROOOOOOONG!
it comes from the OP of the visual novel which has moar than panchira... many eroge had awesome animated OP
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No.114052
>>114051
has anyone else fapped to miitan's butt at 2:07 ヽ(ﾟρﾟ)ノ
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No.114053
uh~ i was wrong, certain i seen it in anime op! sweat2

i really wanna play it now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FQEyfQgOm4
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No.114238
>>113645
>I knew it was rotten the minute I saw the 'steamed hams' reference as the first line.
That's a dumb reason, do you realize the episode is from the 1990s? Yes I know it became a fad a few years ago but I remember people still quoting steamed hams on forums long before the fad, golden age Pimpsons are timeless.
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No.114240
>>114238
You don't sound very convinced yourself.
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No.114191 [Reply]
Ridin a tricycle mona2
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No.114236
I love teh dumbass birb being dumb
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No.114211 [Reply]
DIE FISHY!
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No.114233
>>114211
i agree kill teh fish
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No.114220 [Reply]
my pet butterfly drowned today
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.114227
That's sad if true
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No.114204 [Reply]
ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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(´ー`)(´ー`)
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No.114207
eroi!
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No.114212
Fuck yeah! iyahoo
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No.114213
forte gets wat she deserves
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No.114219
post... MOAR!!
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No.113918 [Reply]
Who here on Heyuri is also hikikomori?

It has been 8-years for me.
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No.114021
the pear is unbearable? I don't get it...
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No.114033
I've been for more than 3 years and i hate it the pain of being inside and my only personal connection with anyone is my grandma that i live with is horrible I've been comp templating suicide for such a long time cause of this and it never goes away maybe I'm just overthinking it and i should enjoy my time being like this probably or go get a job and find some irl friends.
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No.114034
>>114021
Read it again
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No.114035
>>114033
Why do you need a job to talk to people and make friends? Do you live out in the middle of nowhere and it costs a lot for fuel to drive to the nearest town? If you live in a town just walk or ride a bike.
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No.114217
>>114035
This heavily depends on the country/city you're in.

like, my family is from Trinidad and you could totally do that there, just head out into town and talk to people and make friends that way

in the meantime, where I live in the US, it's not happening ┐(ﾟ～ﾟ)┌
you might have a shot heading to videogame or card game tournaments and making friends with the other entrants -- managed to make a few friends that way here ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.114133 [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.114136
every show listed there is great ヽ(´∇`)ノ
kinda wish that article didn't spoil Gunbuster's ending, but everyone here should have seen Gunbuster already
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No.114145
>>114136
i have not seen gunbuster
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No.114215
>>114133
Gunbuster is a ton of fun, even if the pacing is kinda rough. Definitely recommended.
It isn't a long watch, 6 episode OVA.

The sequel Diebuster is kinda shit at best (Lal'c is cute at least) and a lot of people outright state that it doesn't exist as a result -- I don't think it's that bad, but it sure isn't a good followup.

Both have tits. ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>114215
oops, meant to link >>114145
but whatever
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No.114167 [Reply]
if you are lucky, you'll see one of these between 2 vending machines
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No.114187
if we WAS lucky, we would also see panchira. wink
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>>114187
>if we WAS lucky, we would also see panchira.
heh, no one is that lucky
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