>>118788
n-not really...

>>118792
w-what...

anyway, lets try. i can't have it worse than 788-dono

Your fortune: Good luck

Oh crystal heyuri ball, will i ever escape this constant misery?

Your fortune: You have cancer

>>118830
at least it's not AIDS lol

Your fortune: Dark times are to come

>Your fortune: Dark times are to come
Don't jinx urself, u mite get teh AIDS soon

Your fortune: Very bad luck

oh divine spirits of heyuri, I ask a question for thee, will my life get any better anytime soon?

Your fortune: Average luck

>>118844
Also hijacking OP's thread to shamelessly post a banner I forgot to post

daily reminder to never use anti-aliasing in picture resizing or fonts!

>>118846
we're not that smug here, are we?

>>118848
nice

>>118848
cute

I approve （⌒∇⌒ゞ）

This clown admitted trying to hack a website that isn't actually hosting any illegal content, just shit he finds morally objectionable. Not exactly a smart thing to do. Doubly not smart is claiming to send it all to "the authorities", who will laugh at him and tell him to stop wasting their time playing moral crusader internet police. His little cheerleaders are pathetic, too.

>>118843
any kind of drama topic tends to get autosaged, which is fair enough since it'll just stick up on the front page for the entire duration of a /b/ thread's normal lifespan otherwise

>>118865
>This clown admitted trying to hack a website that isn't actually hosting any illegal content, just shit he finds morally objectionable.
lolllll what an aho

>It has been determined that they still keep more than 900 GB of data in the warehouses where they keep immoral pictures, videos and all the content you can think of and keep them constantly updated.
I fukken LOL'd at this description of https://up.heyuri.net/

>>118928
Sounds liek a magical place

>>118928
Are we forgetting the fact they came from Tumblr? When they banned porn they fled to Twitter. Both are worse what they are claiming.

there's much less good content with shotas on teh boorus tbh

There's lots of bad loli art (unimaginative, bad anatomy, bad shading, etc.) too.

>>118772
>>118773
>>118777
Shota art is on most of the time uglier and more amateurish than loli art

Gain loli family members - there's a 50% chance that the reality of little girls + family relations will cure ur lolicon for life

The other 50% is that they'll make ur lolicon even stronger and u'll have to live with horrible guilt and temptation for 10-15 years per loli, but what is life without a gamble!

I suggest moving on to midgets / shortstacks

d00d, wtf! how cum they'res no PENIS key??

I use it to type —, «». But IME can serve as a replacement for this.

>>118744
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>>118738
Nigga Croft!

>>118759
Tara Croft.

>>118738
How would you actually stuff your bra if you wanted it to look like that?

There's something awesomely hot about low-poly Lara...

Cocks don't have a cock, they have a cloaca

>>118675
PENISes" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noreferrer">https://www.birdspot.co.uk/bird-reproduction/do-birds-have-PENISes
finding out that most birds don't have dicks has been an eternal disappointment （ ´,_ゝ`）

>>118702
lol, the link broke
oh well

>PENISes" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noreferrer">https://www.birdspot.co.uk/bird-reproduction/do-birds-have-PENISes
>Another explanation put forward by two scientists in the 1970s is the sexy son hypothesis. This states that a female chooses a mate, not because of traits that would make him a good father or because he would produce healthier offspring of both sexes, but simply because he will provide her with physically attractive sons.
The sexy son hypothesis, uh... Does that mean that female birds are shotacons??

>>118657
There's no fryer in the world large enough to fry up one of those, at least assuming my own PENIS is representative of the typical human male, I don't go around looking at other PENISes lolol

>>118684
Moldova or Brazil?

>>118715
>IELTS is really important, study your ass off for that. You should really take a course for IELTS because if you don't know the structure of the test you will do bad even if you have good English.
I have got a cambridge certificate, doesn't that do anything?

>>118716
dang it, you can see right through me

>>118717
I'm not the guy you replied to
I got Cambridge one too and people care, ielts is temporary from what I know while Cambridge is valid for life
>>118718
Southern boy ヽ(´∇`)ノ

>>118645
>>118649
lol OWNED

>>118687
Even at 5% volume, my ears got BTFO.

3dpd but still cute

>>118685
how many internets is that?

>>118699
Liek, a billion.

>>118704
A billion IPS (internetz per second)! That’s a lotta internetz!!

>>118704
>Liek, a billion.
what about a trillion internets?

the perfect toilet, it even has a bidet

>>118690
sonya isn't pissing, yasuna is
none of it is reaching the toilet because of where yasuna is lol

I wish there was more toilet humor in japanese media, it's so rare outside of fetish porn

Whats is her mouth connected to?

Are those up for grabs?

...
Let's play the pocky game!

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>>118655
WTF am I looking at?

>>118661
Ao Oni with SHOTA cheat code enabled

was this game a joke? i remember watching a playthrough as a kid and aside from the jumpscares i thought it was silly and funny