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It's May 25th and that means it's Heyuri Day! Congrats Heyuri-chan! :dance::dance2:
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I say eternal 12
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>What was on Heyuri@Booru?
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no srsly: https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/69846398/#69846447
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Happy Birthday!!
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>>144887
He would get mad even if they said she's beautiful and that they want to fuck her. :nyaoo-closedeyes:

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I need to vacuum my room but I'm too lazy to do it. Someone do it for me.
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i'll dew it. but what do i get in return 😉
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To every sane man, a child slave is a necessity.
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>>145048
10/10 would childidolslave again. :biggrin:

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How can i make sure the government isnt implanting spy hardware into my laptop when im away from home? i found a few guides online detailing how you can use stickers that break on peel and nail polish in order to ensure that your hardware hasn't been tampered with
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paranoid schizophrenic heyurizen has arrived
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If the government (or other attacker) is in your home, it's easier for them to just record you typing and your screen. Even if you can somehow prevent visual recording (which is hard lol, none of your shit is TEMPEST shielded), modern neural net technology still means you can reasonably decode your key presses from the sound of your keyboard and a little bit of training that assumes some things based on the typical language you use when typing.

Really, you might want to consider living in a cave and not using the internet in this scenario if you have reason to believe your government is in your house trying to spy on you.
(;゚∀゚)

However, I know when traveling to certain countries, there are business users who get a fresh laptop loaded with only what they need for the trip, and the machine is fitted with anti-tamper seals. The laptop is destroyed upon return. Expensive, maybe a bit overkill, but corporate or governmental espionage is not something they feel like dealing with.
In this case, you might want some kind of heat activated stickers too to make sure everything isn't defeated with a hot-air gun.

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Wouldn't it be better to put stickers and shit on your doors and windows to make sure they're not tampering with anything in your home? What if they put tiny cameras with 0.5mm lenses in the tiny holes in your walls where nails to hold picture frames used to be? Or in any other little crevices, or appliances or electronics, or even in your shower head?
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glitter
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bot thread

farm work is honest work! :saitama:
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i liek farms
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potatos grown at home taste the best
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>145044
Hey, what are these lazy peasants doing!!!? They should go back to werk instead of laze around like that!!!!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
Wait a minute... "Pieter_Bruegel_the_Elder"!? That explains it!!! The netherlands were still dominated by the Spani*rds, meaning that this paintign was made by a filthy lazy cath*lic!!!!!!!! (゚血゚#)

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MUST EAT BORGAR
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zOMG heug burger
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I'M KOREAN

SON OF A BITCH JAPANESE

JAPANESE IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?

DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?

JAPANESE IS PIG DISGUSTING

HIROHITO IS A MURDERER FUCKING JAPAN
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wtf i can't even finish a 3 patty borgar and i'm an american
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Being Japanese girl must be fun ( ´,_ゝ`)

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>144833
far from it. dude "hunts" boars and stray cats because he's a piece of shit like the other aussies :closed-eyes:
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>>144936
tehn why did you shit up my thread with this you gay homo :angry::glare1:
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>>144967
cuz ur thread sucks dick for living lmao :biggrin:
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>>144828
I can understand where they're coming from. Cats are a pest on Aussie land, because they don't have any natural predators.
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>>144995
yuo are the second worst poster on heyuri (after me, I'm teh first) :happy:🏆

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Are you being watched?
https://sunders.uber.space/
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im spying on j00 ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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No cameras anywhere near me :cool:
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Many cameras in my town, but none in my neighbourhood :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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There's to few where i live - as i know there are a lot more than those who are listed. I think these cameras are added by users?
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>>144935
yea theyre all community added, for example in my area really only the cameras along the main roads are listed

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pov: kaguya
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pov: me
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it's true, puchippy secretly leads Heyuri
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nyuu nyuu
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NYU IS WATCHING

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU

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Happy Birthday Heyuri, here is your gift :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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Retusu puray videya gamesu! :nida:
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电脑就是个混蛋,吃黑鬼屎
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A gun, a sword, a mask... to rob a bank? is this a roribbery kit? :astonish:
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>>144945
Nay, but a terrorism kit
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seems annoying to reload with your ass everytime you shot.

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EPIK FAILED! ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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this is an epik win, actually :nosebleed:
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for her, fail
for us, win.
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for epik -> fail
for heyuri -> win
:waha:
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wat anime
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>>145031
You know it but just posting this each time? ヽ(´∇`)ノ
https://anidb.net/anime/8062

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NEKO RAMEN
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*puts boiling water*
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RAMENEKO! :waha:

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Yay! biggrinbiggrin dance2dance2
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Holy shit. Heyuri has been back for that fucking long!? Ugh... wasted so much tiem in teh sadness emo
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:waha:
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WIN
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>Heyuri_fightin_for_loli_nekos2_1.gif
It looks kind of liek the shot is going up Sakaki’s butt :sweat:
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she's seemingly enjoying it :happy:

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How do i stop worrying all the time and yukkuri it easy? 😢
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>How do i stop worrying all the time and yukkuri it easy?
nyu. its as ez as that ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>144730
n-nyu... 😰
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world domination.
maek people suffer!
MAEK TEHM SUFFER!
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i used to think im in peace with my mind and living as a worthless neeto is not a problem for me but i just had a chat with guy i knew since he was 16 and he is living alone and im living with my mom and now i feel like a failure and i... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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lol bonar. biggrin
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this is what i wished i could do with Heman figs back in the day, but there were no cute girl figures back then in Heman sizes.

Barbies are practically two He-man figures in length... sweat2 Laying He-man on top of barbie in the barbie bed looks weird when he-man is half barbies size. closed-eyes2
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>>144734
New fetish unlocked! sweat2
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i will feel dirt forever after this :cry:


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