Heyuri!

Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)12:47:42 No.176209 Yeah x2

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3 sk8r◆ozOtJW9BFA 2026/03/13(Fri)14:36:53 No.176215 +

*dies from moe* :onigiri:

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4 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)16:40:58 No.176224 +

*gets resurrected from moe*

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5 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)17:12:54 No.176225 Yeah x1

youtsuba is so adorable I can't ev-

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6 Rabbitfield◆K3cusw/xPQ 2026/03/13(Fri)17:53:05 No.176235 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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7 yotsubato◆tWj2zIprLo 2026/03/14(Sat)19:26:19 No.176307 +

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Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)04:03:41 No.176268 +

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naito

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1 Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)11:02:19 No.176280 +

She gonna get raped. :biggrin:

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2 Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)11:22:23 No.176281 +

>>176280
i will protect her ( ´ω`)

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3 Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)19:23:29 No.176305 +

>>176281
i will help you( ´ω`)

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I LOVE HEYURI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)16:08:43 No.176294 Yeah x3

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hi i usually only lurk but i felt i should confess my love for this site and everyone here!! :love:

marry me!

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1 Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)16:18:28 No.176296 +

I ACCEPT ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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2 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/03/14(Sat)16:20:17 No.176298 +

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3 Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)16:58:17 No.176300 +

>marry me! :blush:

okey :D

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Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)16:14:03 No.176295 +

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Imagine if things were good

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1 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/03/14(Sat)16:20:09 No.176297 Yeah x1

no need to imagine :biggrin:

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2 Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)16:36:40 No.176299 Yeah x1

i only need to imagine that when i'm not @ heyuri.net ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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Looking for girlfriend or anyone Rabbitfield◆K3cusw/xPQ 2026/03/12(Thu)09:39:58 No.176100 Yeah x1

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If there any girls on Heyuri or any heyurizens that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Unpredictible income. Sometimes lots of money, sometimes none at all, depends on what is my business at a given time.

2. Age: I am below 25, but above 18.

3. Attractiveness: probably decent, I can't judge. I had two girls chasing me in highschool but I ignored one and broke heart of the other one when she got too annoying.

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You know it already :nyaoo2:

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Anyone, preferably female aged 15-20, the closer to that the better

2. Located in Poland and of polish nationality or a nationality that I don't find too annoying + exceptions

For everyone:
3.1. Able to trip alone
3.2. Doesn't moan for drugs and money (I am not a bank nor a pharmacy)
3.3. Enjoys things but is not addicted to anything (including nicotine and alcohol too :angry:

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3.4. Not significantly mentally ill from drugs, no significant permanent damage from drug use
3.5. Confidential
3.6. Able to read long posts
3.7. Hates government

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16 Rabbitfield◆K3cusw/xPQ 2026/03/13(Fri)17:55:55 No.176237 +

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I make my extra money myself

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17 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)21:38:55 No.176252 Yeah x2

>>176237
I make my extra money prostituting myself*

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18 Rabbitfield◆K3cusw/xPQ 2026/03/13(Fri)21:57:37 No.176253 +

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>>176252
No!

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19 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)22:08:52 No.176254 Yeah x3

>>176253
Is there a discount for ojisans? :love:

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20 Rabbitfield◆K3cusw/xPQ 2026/03/14(Sat)13:54:29 No.176287 +

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No

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Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)22:27:46 No.176256 Yeah x1

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hey... what the...!? :angry:

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2 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)22:45:57 No.176259 Yeah x12

These "artistic" depictions of clothed, fat oji-sans are inherently sexualising and their distribution hurts real old guys by proxy, so therefor they should be banned immediately and made criminal to possess/view to the fullest extent the law allows.
Not to mention they're just plain creepy.
If you disagree you're a virgin loli with a tiny VAGINA and probably want to fuck old men yourself

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3 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)23:10:08 No.176262 Yeah x5

DAMN OJICONS!!!1 :angry:

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4 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/03/14(Sat)00:53:19 No.176263 +

*sounds security buzzer*

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5 Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)09:12:57 No.176273 +

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take a seat for me please
now, would you mind telling me why you're talking to fat and smelly 30 year olds online?

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6 Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)11:46:00 No.176284 +

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>>176273
grooming them! what are you gonna do about it?

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Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)02:04:17 No.176265 Yeah x1

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Had a dream today that I was in a harem with 3 2D girls.

Needless to say it was a pretty good experience :cool:

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1 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/03/14(Sat)02:14:48 No.176266 +

nice

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2 Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)09:40:18 No.176277 Yeah x2

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I woke up from a dream about having sex with Yasuna and I had a huge erection, so of course I immediately looked up erotic images of her and got so excited I pissed and cummed all over myself. I feel a little bad about having a dream like that about a girl that isn't my waifu but it's not my fault, I can't control what I dream about. The pee stains in my bed haven't dried yet but the bed is big enough that I can just move to the other side where it's dry so it's ok.

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Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)03:27:32 No.176267 +

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down with amerikan imperialists! down with japanese imperialists! down with british imperialists! glory the the People's Republic of China! may the workers of china unite under communism and begin a new golden age of china! may china shed the reactionary ideology of confucius! glory to Mao Zedong for liberating china from reactionary and imperialist powers! May the power return to the workers of china!

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1 Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)05:10:26 No.176269 Yeah x1

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lol rekt

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2 Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)05:35:37 No.176270 +

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>>176267
Care for a spot of the old hardcore drugs, Uncle Chang?

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3 Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)09:23:45 No.176274 +

>the workers
but I don't like to work

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4 Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)09:25:37 No.176275 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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friday the 13th Windows® ∞ 2026/03/13(Fri)15:31:39 No.176217 +

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horror stream when?

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12 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)22:13:24 No.176255 +

>>176241
10 or 11 pm est would be good for me. possibly later but I can't guarantee I'd be able to stay awake

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13 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)22:33:26 No.176258 +

In terms of live-action horror, we've previously already watched together on Heyuri Cytube:
- Ring (and maybe a sequel?)
- Dark Water
- Pulse/Kairo
- House
- Sweet Home
- Halloween
...and maybe others I'm forgetting

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14 Windows® ∞ 2026/03/13(Fri)22:47:04 No.176260 +

>>176258
I don't remember seeing any of them. are you bullshitting me?

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15 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)23:04:19 No.176261 +

>are you bullshitting me?
Noep. Ring and Dark Water were in 2023, the rest were all 2025

Halloween 2023 poll (we ended up watching Ring and Dark Water): https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote2/html/1698772455.html
Halloween 2025 poll: https://cgi.heyuri.net/vote2/html/1761424754.html
House stream thread (we watched Sweet Home afterwards): >>162051

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16 Anonymous 2026/03/14(Sat)01:00:39 No.176264 +

>>176261
Horey shet that was in 2023? time files...

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Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)03:31:01 No.176183 Yeah x6

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rawr!

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1 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)04:07:31 No.176186 +

>>176183
teh rawr xD

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2 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)04:12:17 No.176188 +

Goddamn

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3 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/03/13(Fri)15:30:50 No.176216 +

im very scared :nosebleed:

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4 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)21:37:48 No.176251 +

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um... hello bear lady i'm lost. :cry:

can you help me find my mommy?

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Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)21:09:03 No.176248 +

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I... AM THE KING IN YELLOW

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1 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)21:14:21 No.176249 +

We do not accept you as our king. GTFO.
:banana:

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Commander Pantsu Thief 2026/03/13(Fri)20:05:26 No.176246 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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1 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)20:06:10 No.176247 +

Me on the right. :dance2:

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Anonymous 2026/03/12(Thu)16:33:17 No.176131 +

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did anyone ever get on heyuri townhall? :nyaoo:

has it always been inactive? or does no one care anymore :blush:

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12 loveless 2026/03/13(Fri)17:24:01 No.176226 +

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fireplace is closed because of aids

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13 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)17:24:25 No.176227 +

Wait how do I join this??????

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14 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/03/13(Fri)17:25:14 No.176229 +

https://townhall.heyuri.lol/

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15 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)17:25:59 No.176230 +

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Im fucking missing out into something awesome like this?
Fuck.... I need to play this NOW

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16 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2026/03/13(Fri)17:31:25 No.176231 +

use #Warp do warp to rooms, you can see the participants count to see where everyone is

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Mystery_Mleczik_Z◆3HgciFmEWk 2026/03/11(Wed)12:02:41 No.176018 +

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Why is she doing this?

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10 Anonymous 2026/03/11(Wed)23:46:05 No.176087 +

>>176027
>>176082
it's just scatfags that have been muddying the waters
no pun intended :vomit:

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11 Anonymous 2026/03/12(Thu)15:31:59 No.176127 Yeah x2

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>>176027
>The piss fetishists took over lately
Lately? Bruh, I've been posting piss related content for like 2 years.
The site is called 'hey, uri(nate)' for a reason, you know.

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12 Mystery_Mleczik_Z◆3HgciFmEWk 2026/03/13(Fri)07:28:25 No.176194 +

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>>176060

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13 Mystery_Mleczik_Z◆3HgciFmEWk 2026/03/13(Fri)07:30:01 No.176195 +

>>176077
It's a cute version of my other known Moniker, PancerzonyMlecz, metal right?

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14 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)16:13:53 No.176221 +

Bodily functionfags are all the same, there's no point in having wars about which ones grosser.
At the end of the day, we all like to see someone cute be disgusting and get instant relief after doing so.

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Anonymous 2026/03/12(Thu)21:18:35 No.176152 Yeah x2

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every heyruizen is one of these three i believe ( ´ω`)

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8 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)01:17:22 No.176178 +

>>176174
what do you mean?

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9 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)04:53:24 No.176190 Yeah x2

I'd never let either of those low-testosterone nerd guys into my NEET cave, and if a girl ever came in she'd never leave.

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10 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)09:26:52 No.176204 +

>>176190
> she'd never leave alive
fixed

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11 Anonymous 2026/03/13(Fri)16:11:56 No.176220 +

>>176152
I'm a satou. Dumb, but knowledgeable about things that make me happy. Major difference is he can communicate some, and he's physically attractive

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12 Anonymous 2026/03/21(Sat)20:21:41 No.177133 +