become nocturnal, and then during the day take a nap every other second

become a NEET and browse heyuri.net all day and night

Day trade the S&P 500.

dislocate all your joints and then put them back in place

>>164060
get hired at heyuri.net enterprise and chronically post online.

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oishii pocky desu~ you must deepthroat it desu~

It's GORGin time

GORG

>>163505
I have a fetish for male pee where they do it on girls or even guys if I feel like it

>>163507
Imagine how many liters of pee girls can hold in their stomach, intestines, and womb and then wonder why so many resources are wasted putting urinals in men's restrooms and how billions of gallons of water are wasted every year flushing male pee, when God gave girls THREE nice warm holes made to be filled with our pee daily.

>>163526
This is true!

i juts learn penus makes white pee

It's not pee. From what I remember, nobody really knows what it is or exactly how it happens. Girls sure love it though because it's like an orgasm dialed up to 9001. Sucks we can't have that as a guy, but it's just as good to have a girl squirt all over you.

I guess there's always the prostate orgasm if you feel like fingering inside your ass.

he just wants to play..

If he can see your nipples he can't stop the white pee from coming out, it's not his fault it's just how nature works. Try covering them like this then sit on his lap again for a while.

you should always dress liek this (´￢`)

No! Don't tell your parents. Tell your uncle you're glad he's your new boyfriend.

good

It is but I love the cold. Winter is the best. The days are short so it's darker out, when it snows the outdoors sounds a lot calmer and it looks pretty. I am just waiting for new winter boots to arrive and then I will start walking around more.

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testicles

I am thankful for kaguya-sama for running heyuri.net

thanks to god for giving me a big dick and handsome face

You, Anon. I’m thankful for you.

>>163416
aww

im thankful for mr hands so i have something to fap to

It would appear to be teh file name

reading vn rn

>>163607
which?

my peanits

Shoving this up my sister's ass ( ´ω`)

drilldo hurt my ANUS

Hey. Buddy. Read the sign.

TECHNOLOGICAL MARVEL

my brother shoved this up my ass (;´Д`)

>>163982
dehcemBEER!

bigger than mine (;´Д`)

he loaded

JAPAN really is the holy land!

>>163860

If not, just use your sister! Sister kisser.

>>163739
This would be illegal in western countries

Pretty easily that is really annoying

>>163973
It's not too bad in this instance, but people badly singing the songs they like which I don't is a big pet peeve

Ge! It's anon...

i want them all to molest me

:throws molotov:

Scary..

>>163939
(;ﾟ∀ﾟ)

please meet bombola chan

her supreme belly will surely convince sweden

>>163617
Most active thread in days. Never change Heyuri

m-m-masaka!

>>163736

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