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5-star meal
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5 stars? i'd rate it 10 stars drool
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THOSE AREN'T GOLDFISH CRACKERS. angry
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i would need to eat 5 times that amount to get full dizzy
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drinking from cum pot glare1 glare2

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HOW TO DOWNLOAD FROM NICONICO (with nicozon) IN BROWSER EASY
It works almost like browser youtube downloaders but better.

1. Add a bookmark in your browser with URL being:
javascript:(function(d,j,s){s=d.createElement("script");s.setAttribute("charset","utf-8");s.src=j;d.body.appendChild(s);})(document,"https://www.nicozon.net/js/bookmarklet.js")


2. Find the video you want to download

3. Change your video link format appropriately
(add "ext." before the link and the directory should be "?smXXXXXXXX") like this:

From: https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm123456789
To: https://ext.nicovideo.jp/?sm123456789

4. Click the script you added as a bookmark and wait a bit for the download

5. DONE

For example you want to download
1. You want to download a video under the link https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm18224247
2. You create a bookmark with the above JS (if you haven't already / if you have done it already you skip this step)
3. Fix the link to be https://ext.nicovideo.jp/?sm18224247
4. Click the script bookmark
5. Wait until it downloads

YAY DESU
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thx desu~
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this iz so awesome like the cheese to my macaroni biggrin
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With yt-dlp you can download entire playlists and search results. This command downloads over 3000 videos that are probably related to キルミーベイベー in some way! Being logged into niconico and using cookies-from-browser is needed to get age restricted videos, and doubling every % is needed for .cmd/.bat files in Windows.
yt-dlp --cookies-from-browser "firefox:%%APPDATA%%\librewolf\Profiles" --download-archive archive.txt -i -o "C:\Downloads\nicovideo\%%(title)s %%(id)s %%(uploader)s.%%(ext)s" https://www.nicovideo.jp/search/%%E3%%82%%AD%%E3%%83%%AB%%E3%%83%%9F%%E3%%83%%BC%%E3%%83%%99%%E3%%82%%A4%%E3%%83%%99%%E3%%83%%BC?sort=f

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share videos that make you smile biggrin
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For you STUTTERING FUCKING PARROTS
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>Are you guys going trick or treating?.webm
makes me LOL everytime ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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I miss that counterstrike flavour. The last LAN party I went to only had a few guys playing. Everone wants CS:S now :(
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A classic that must be watched on every Hallow's Eve. biggrin
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because not everything was anime :)

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*clears throat* Everyone, may I have your attention please. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

After the failure of today's gaming event (Doom), I have decided to organize another. This time, it'll be foolproof, bulletproof, iron-clad. No technical difficulties can ruin it, and it will be accessible to everyone because it's a game we can all play in our browser: Yume 2kki.

I assume most of you know what this is, but just so we're all on the same page, it's a Yume Nikki fangame. Yume Nikki is a Japanese game where you play as a hikki girl who sleeps all the time and the game is just about exploring her dreams. It's kind of like an interactive art-gallery with a loosely woven plot that can be inferred from the scenes. Yume 2kki (pronounced Yume Nikki - a pun as the number two is is nii in Japanese) is much of the same thing, only much larger, and overall more lighthearted in tone and less horror themed than Yume Nikki. There's even a cute bathhouse scene where you can have the character wear a school swimsuit. kuma6

We'll be starting Sunday the 23rd at 1:00 pm EST i.e. 18:00 UTC. Be there or be square! cool

Link to teh game: https://ynoproject.net/2kki/
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>>132935
I voted yes for both of those options too. (;´Д`)

Doom would have worked if I could use Zandronum. Heck, if people wanted to they could still do it.
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>I've told you we should play yume 2kki or bombermine but you niggas ain't listen
It's not about telling us what to play, but about organizing the event ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>132932
Ive looked at it and it seems perfect! But my question is: Theres a party feature, would that be the way to join in? If so it needs a passwerd..sad
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>>132958
Yes, we'd set a password here and then we'd have our own secret party chat. ph34r
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I will join this sounds fun biggrin
Can't wait

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w-who is this meant for? (;´Д`)
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Santa-san around the world biggrin
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Yes! Kick them! They'd enjoy it! They are into it!! ヽ(´∇`)ノ ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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my review of gintama:
shinpachi reminds me too much of myself, i'm suing sorachi and sunrise for emotional damage
gin is cool but katsura is my favourite character
kaguya needs more pr0n
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i liek this show biggrin
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>>132961
same!
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i just realized i said kaguya instead of kagura but both would be true i guess

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A good and trustworthy source of mine says that there is literally nothing wrong with making love to your own daughter so long as both enjoy it.

That is all.
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I implore you to post it again (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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ヽ(`Д´)ノWTF!!!1

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I have a problem Heyuri.

I think I overdone it and now my google maps reviews are never allowed to be published. Tagged as "not posted".

I think I 1-stared my past schools too much.
I used google maps reviews as private imageboards because you can post photos, videos and comments and some idiotic made up locations were fun where everyone posted random things.
You could hijack locations and make a persons business appear with a suzuran picture instead of the logo with no checks.

I know that most dumb posts were new generation tiktok kids but they were hilarious too and they are more wild than average kids their age 20 years ago.
You can find teh CP sometimes there too.
Quite rare but still more common than on modern imageboards.

How do I evade teh ban? I like it there.

Obvious 10 year old morons who troll get nothing for posting ISIS shooting down helicopters under a local pizzeria and I get shadowbanned for merely making up plausible stories about my past schools! So unjust and sad!
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i find it hard to believe google maps reviews are an un-moderated place. that doesnt make any sense to me.
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>>132917
send your mortal soul to google HQ become part of AI project
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>>132918
They also recently disabled rating my local police office dark but my school still was lower rated than the police office and court
>>132919
They are, or at least they used to be
You still can make up a business, or a spot and fill random things as details and they won't figure it out for well over a year in most cases

Kids often name their teachers or principal saying that they sucked cock in front of the class, rate it 1 star and they stay up for years
Some spots became ISIS propaganda centers, one evolved into an imageboard where kids uploaded messages written in paint and posted them as pictures of the object and made a board that way, bangladesh places host most cp, if you type out generation alpha or z words you can find beacons of idiocy
Kids made fake fortnite-academies by vandalizing their school pages in google maps to attract kids from the entire earth to post fortnite things there, or at least it was the case when it was very popular
I usually type swearwords in languages I know and read reviews as they draw idiots to post idiocy
>>132920
Thank you i will
Hopefully they unban me for selling my soul
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>>132921
School is at 1.1
Police was 1.2 last time I checked
Court still strong at 1.3 stars
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>>132919
i think they are barely moderated, maybe its similar to the play store where people can post malware that goes by undetected for months

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my screen.... it's... it's blue! (゚血゚#)
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windows lol

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Who is the GREEN DEVIL and who is the GREEN CUTIE?

Nominations and judgements
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>>132901
i had eroi dream tonight
initially i had shmion but then her sister (other shmion) demanded to share me between them
i had troubles finding who was who before i realized my shmion had bigger tities
i cameヽ(´∇`)ノ
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>>132941
Good for you

I had a dream today in which I tried very hard but old sluts denied my doctorate and I woke up scared. I was confused what is reality and what is dream for half an hour in complete panic cry
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>>132943
did you fuck her?ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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Hi I am Yuno. Hi am from Japan.

Your site is cute. Many many many cute photo. But after many many time, found some photo of me, I no understando how.

What else you talk? What is the favorite discussion you say please?

Sorry for my question. Bye bye Heyuri.

Yuno
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Sorry,ButThisIsAVeryNarrowWebsite.HopeYou'llUnderstand( ´ω`)
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SEX WITH YUNO! INSEMINATING YUNO! PUTTING A BABY INSIDE YUNO! biggrin
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WIDE FOR THE WIN!
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she looks happy
i'm glad we got something wholesome for a change ( ´ω`)

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I hate capitalism, but goddamn this carbonated brown sugar water is tasty.
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ヽ(´ー`)ノ communism is a suus jooj
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has he tried BOKU?
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>>132931
No but he tried waha

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We will play DOOM on the next Saturday (15th), starting 18:00 UTC

To get the Doom port you need to join:
Install Doom from https://github.com/fabiangreffrath/crispy-doom/releases/download/crispy-doom-7.0/crispy-doom-7.0.0-win64.zip (or if you're on Linux, install it via sudo apt install crispy-doom or via the software manager) and the get iwads "The Ultimate Doom", "Doom II", "Plutonia" and "TNT" from https://github.com/Gaytes/iwad , and put them in the folder where you installed Doom
Alternatively, just get it with the necessary stuff pre-installed from here: https://up.heyuri.net/src/4203.7z (for Windows)

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When the day comes, I assume there will be information in this thread on how to join, so be sure to check then.

If you don't know what the Gaming Days are about, you can read the wiki page: https://wiki.heyuri.net/index.php?title=Heyuri_Gaming_Day
We pick the games to play by https://cgi.heyuri.net/gamenom/ (though, it also takes a user willing to host the event...)
While on it, Heyuri has Steam group you may want to join as well: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/heyuridotnet/
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>>132925
>I expect 9/10 of us to get lost immediately.
There's a handy party chat feature which we will make use of! Might help.

>maybe next Sunday?
Tomorrow, Monday, or next Sunday, or whenever is good for me. But maybe we should make it next Sunday so people have time to hear about it. I haven't played in a while though and I'd be willing to hop on any time before the gaming day if you wanna play just the two of us (no homo).

>Still am sick. (;´Д`)
I hope you feel better soon!
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if u want to organize another you could make a new thread for it since this one is too old to bump (so i only just saw this now)
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My latest Doom wad is on [up] if anyone wants to play it.
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>>132986
i found the heyuri-tan but i died to the mancubi at the end (;´Д`)
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>>132987
LOLL n00b dance2

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Happy Valentine's Day, Heyuri!
...At least ONE of us has to have a 3D girlfriend, right? sweat2

https://youtu.be/eycvTfAOnso
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i liek 2D💗
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❤
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>1096618585886 LOVE.jpg
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤💗

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I don't want to do anything.
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lets do nothin` together ヽ(´∇`)ノ
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I don't want to do anything but I have to take a shit.
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Not true, you likely want to at least screw a cute girl biggrin
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i've nothing to add, but i agree.
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i'm doing something ヽ(´ー`)ノ

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What video games have you been playing on Valentine's Day instead of having sex? sad
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>>132835
when i played xenogears the first time, it was a magical journey, the end made me cry ヽ(´ー`)ノ

i probably wouldnt play it again though... like most rpgs
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I was playing a few trashy Lewd games from Itch, but I dumped all of those a few hours ago. Gots no game anywhere, anymore. Not even mobile.

>>132782
I miss that game. It was easily one of the best I've ever played. (Abandonded Steam & Windows & many other things.)
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>I miss that game. It was easily one of the best I've ever played. (Abandonded Steam & Windows & many other things.)
agreed ( ´ω`)
i've been playing a cracked one + wine, it's playable without steam or windows. unless u've abandoned games
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>>132842
I pretty much have. I've gone so far down the rabbit hole into the indie side, that I've even played abandoned, single-dev, RPG maker projects that were nerf'd in the 0.x build 5 (or more) years ago. I have actually crawled every page on itch and f95. "Something Unlimited", "Lewdest House", anything by Akabur. Just kind of done with it all. I found some great protype games some college kids posted, but all of those got pulled. I've even dredged the Linux repo games. Bleh... It's just not for me anymore.
BUT! Special note: The games "Tacheons" on Itch and anything by the twerp Dvoika ("Fall:Out"), needs to be avoided. Both of them instal some pretty icky things on windows computers. CMD on startUp icky.
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>>132771
>Ribbit and Troy
I just noticed that autocorrect fucked this up, lmao. The games are Ribbit and Trog.


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