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No.137163 [Reply]
will heyuri be mad if i post a discord
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No.137219
hop on mumble baby girl wink
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No.137221
don't just ostracize users who don't have dicksword accounts!
https://cgi.heyuri.net/dating/
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yooo dicksword party~~~ wooo~
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No.137227
all vacant
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No.137228
I got inside but room owner doesn't refresh (;`Д´)
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No.137198 [Reply]
Boys, do you want to never have a twinkdeath, and to have success in your creativity?

SOLUTION: get a freaky otaku rotten artist wife!!! But not the dark triad NTR type, get the shotacon mommy agressive type!
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No.137199
Are u offering? 😉
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No.137202
do want (´￢`)
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No.137205
I don't know what most of these terms mean closed-eyes2
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From the terms I understand, there is a big risk of getting NTR'd by your son if you marry a shotakon girl sweat
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>>137198
I'm really scared of the sun.
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No.136542 [Reply]
Hey /b/! I got home from a long day, and the whole day I felt this deep, stinging pain in my body. I had no idea what it was until I unlocked my door... then all of a sudden my butt starting quivering, and my ANUS was shaking.
So, I power walked over to Toire-kun, and gave him a big meal biggrin
It was... probably the best experience I've had in years, so I had to share it with my friends! rolleyes
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No.136607
Toilets are M, they get excited
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No.136612
I took a MASSIVE shiat today and forgot to take a pic... i failed teh poop thread.
Im sorry >>136546-san i have failed you. cry
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No.136615
>>136612
That's okay! Try again tomorrow smile
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No.137171
its a shame that the drawing is cute
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No.137174
Guys, I think I'm gay. Yesterday at work, some dude filled the toilet with a mound of paper, and beneath it was a giant, unbroken snake of shit. At first I took the plunger and tried to move the poop out of the way and break it a little so the john wouldn't clog, but then... I don't know what came over me, but I grabbed the turd, and started jacking off with it.
As soon as I came, I felt sick, realizing what I had just done. I threw the turd back in the bowl, and got some splashback on my face. Shit water was in my hair, and my hand was covered in slurry turd juice.
I flushed the toilet with my shitty hand, then proceeded to pull my pants up with it, and ran over to the sink to wash the shit off. I washed them three times, but my hand still smelled like pure turd. Didn't help that my job has that cheap ass unscented soap that smells like rubber & cum.
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No.137146 [Reply]
After Japan's surrender following the atomic bomb drops by the USA, because of the crimes they have committed in the Japanese Imperial Army at the Pacific theater, they will be swiftly executed for the suffering and pain they've caused to the people of Oceania.

No one will miss these lolis. They will die with their hymens intact.
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No.137147
death to america angry
long live japan angry
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No.137148
o shit
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No.137153
Human cruelty knows no limit cry
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No.137149 [Reply]
Im excited to get my stuff soon biggrin
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.137108 [Reply]
GIANT OCTOPUS ATTACK!!!!!
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No.137112
put me in the screencap but also crop it and make
it a banner with only my post in it
hi future heyurizen!
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EVERYONE WAS HAPPY
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No.137126
OCTOPUS SEX!!!!!!
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>>137112
HAI HERE YOU GO
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No.137150
>>137127
if i see it as a banner on heyuri i will owe you a drink
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No.137142 [Reply]
Rate my setup. biggrin
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No.137144
0_0
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mac = teh ghey
pc-98 = win cool
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No.137128 [Reply]
Y HALO THAR. biggrin
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oh hai thar
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No.136581 [Reply]
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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No.137101
this is how i look like in real life
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No.137104
>this is how i look like in real life
i dont believe it!
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>i dont believe it!
habeeb it
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No.137088 [Reply]
Your neighbor—teh silverfish—says hi.
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No.137089
hi (*＾＾*)
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No.137096
hawo
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No.137098
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HAET BUGS
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No.137081 [Reply]
BOKU?
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No.137097
no pico!
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No.137085 AS [Reply]
Which Disney Princess would u fug?
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No.137086
We already had this thread... twice glare

See previous: >>126450
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No.137090
>Which Disney Princess would u fug?
OP ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.137068 [Reply]
today i took a shit and it was steaming, i didnt know they could do that
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No.137069
I did because I've seen videos of girls shitting outside when it's cold. Piss can be steamy too.
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No.137070
>>137068
Wow it's almost like internal body temperature is consistent or something. closed-eyes
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No.137074
it's not meant to do that
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No.136804 [Reply]
PARTY HAAAAAAAAAARRRRRDD onigiri
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dancedance2dance
dance2dancedance2
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dance2mona2dance2
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dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2dancedance2
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dancedance2dance
onigirionigirionigiri
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I hate parties angry
I hate loud music angry
I hate the people angry
I hate alcohol angry

in short I hate parties angry

(PARTY HARD)
(PARTY HARD)
(PARTY HARD)
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No.137046 [Reply]
waiet a minute
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No.137047
Well?
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>>137047
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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