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No.148409
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What are you gonna do with that crowbar? :sweat:
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No.148414
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Shove it up your ass, hopefully. :biggrin:
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No.148296
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HOLY SHIT ANON LOOK UP... someone wrote gullible on your ceiling
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No.148298
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WAT
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No.148300
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Incorrect. I checked and there are only a bunch of lizards with human faces stuck to my ceiling, soundless, they sometimes stare at me and send orders through their minds to me. They appear from behind the lamp and watch me only moving their heads but never walking on the ceiling. They disappear whenever I want to light the room and they do not appear on photos I took despite them being cleraly visible so I can't show them with a timestamp. Only their shadows move whenever a car passes by, lighting my room a tiny bit. Strange but whatever. And they don't make any writings!
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No.148308
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>>148296
saved gif. also not fooling me
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No.148408
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you fooled me :closed-eyes:
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No.148413
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>>148296
You're supposed to spoiler that latter part, baka troll. :closed-eyes:
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No.148411
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Anyone played V Rising before? Vampires r cool and its on 50% sale on steam
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No.148164
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My cum sock reeks of wet dog hair after 2 weeks of usage. :dark:
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No.148309
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>>148164
Why use a sock? Tissues or paper towels are much better yes?
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No.148313
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One time I tried to use an apple as an onahole, but it was an unpleasant experience for two reasons:
-The apple was very solid, so using it to masturbate was less pleasurable than simply masturbating with my hand
-I was afraid of carving a hole too large in the apple, hence rendering it unusable as an onahole... So the hole I carved was too small, and I ended up breaking the apple with my PENIS.

If anybody knows of a fruit that's pleasurable to fuck, feel free to inform me about it ヽ(´.｀)ノ

btw: no, I didn't eat the apple after ejaculating with it
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No.148374
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>>148313
have you tried using a boiled potato? if it's overcooked it's much softer than a raw apple. just make sure to let it cool a bit before sticking your dick in it.
you can also use a microwave instead of boiling if you want, but the potato might be too hard
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No.148393
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>>148309
It's more comfortable to use that sock sometimes (usually only in bed).
Otherwise i use tissues or paper towels.
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No.148394
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i just let it land wherever ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.148381
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Musu is a BITCH for not giving waha teh bread :angry::angry::angry::angry:
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No.148385
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you know what happen to bitchz. THEY GET FUCKING RAEP'D
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No.148359
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Ara ara~ little boy, are you lost?
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No.148361
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I'm not lost. I am exactly where I desire to be :nosebleed:
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No.148365
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y-yes :nosebleed:
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No.148366
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haha no.
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No.148377
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would you believe me if i told you that i've masturbated to every woman in this pic at some point in my life?
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No.148384
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>>148377
yes, yes I would believe you.
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No.148125
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today my fried ricky told me u have to put ur balls into a girl to have a kid, other wise sex doesnt work😱😱

if thats true then how do i fit my balls in a girl so we can make have a baby? :kuz:? i saw my little sisters private part once and it looked too small is he (ricky lying? 😄😠☝ rick y said his dad was special forces once and i asked his dad and it turns out he was making it up so i dont believe him anymore 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️!
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oooh, i know a person named rick y!
i'd splurt all over her stupid face if i had the chance!
she is girl, so i dont think its same as yours! so yuo are okay! yuore ricky, i mean. is okay, i mean.
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No.148347
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>>148160
Hi, Jon! It is a small world indeed! It is James, your former neighbor! I miss your wife Karen. How is she?

I'd like to reveal some truth about our relationships with her, since I've moved to Texas anyways 🔫

Your wife is a big slut, and I used to bang her for over 3 years straight. She's a beast in bed! I'm sure I wasn't the only one, since I saw many other guys walking in your house while you were at work :sweat2: Even Craig (our postman) used to stop by.

Karen have to kick out your kid from the house so he wouldn't spoil the fun :sweat2: That's why that kid is hanging out at the backyard all day. Poor thing!

Hope you'd be fine to know the truth. You're a nice guy, that's why I've shared this with you! Cheers!
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>>148126
this guy is clearly not 18
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No.148372
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>>148351
f*ck u little bitch i'm 18 just ask ur mom:rolleyes::nyaoo-closedeyes::nyaoo2::drool::dizzy::astonish:👌👍
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No.148373
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>>148372
LMAO U TOTALLY PWNED THAT GUY!! 😁😜✊
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No.148224
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idk why that thread was baleeted but I was just about to comment that I think squirrels are extremely hot animals. Look how they always do these sexy poses... :nosebleed:
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>>148285
:drool:
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>>148274
Red is cute, grey looks like a disgusting fat fucking rat fucker. FUCK GREY SQUIRRELS KILL THEM ALL KILL THEM ALL
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No.148350
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ヽ(´ー｀)ノ
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No.148355
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>>148350
Cute! :biggrin:
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No.148371
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>>148350
These are too cute for me to fuck. But you do you I guess.
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No.148368
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ITZ TIME 2 DO EXERCISES!

1.. 2.. 3...
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No.148369
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THAT'S CHEATING!!!
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No.148191
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While you were wasting your life on the internet, i beat Sonic the Hedgehog 2
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No.148240
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>But the furthest i've gotten is the mecha sonic boss which i've never been able to beat
Mecha Sonic is literally right before the final boss. The attack pattern is always the same, so if you get there with a fair bunch of lives you can get it down pretty quick ( ´ω`)
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No.148250
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>Mecha Sonic is literally right before the final boss.
yeah that's what made losing to it feel so bad (;´Д`)
>The attack pattern is always the same, so if you get there with a fair bunch of lives you can get it down pretty quick
sounds about right. The last time i got there was when i was playing with an actual mega drive when i was around 13... so i could probably beat it now with an emulator
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No.148362
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So... What should i play next? :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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No.148363
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Do u still have a list?
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No.148364
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>>148363
The excel doc has just gotten bigger :sweat3:
I'm in the mood for a classic RPG. My autism drives me toward the first Dragon Quest, but i don't know if i'm prepared for a second attempt at the grind :dark:
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No.148292
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if a nuclear holocaust was happening what would your last post on heyuri be? :huh:
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No.148330
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i would confess to my crimes
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No.148337
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"I won't ever find myself inside the range of a nuclear explosion, if i die to a nuke you'll know the feds killed me to keep me quiet"
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No.148339
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"Did anyone else just hear a big bang?"
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No.148340
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I will continue to deny the (nuclear) holocaust until the bitter end
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No.148358
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"does anyone else smell something burning?"
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No.148232
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I'm planning to visit Japan this year for two weeks! It'll be my first time traveling alone (ill also bring my cosplays to wear outside for once) but I'm worried I might get bored by the 4th day... what do ?!?!
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No.148301
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I keep thinking of going to an adults-only store with a Megumin cosplay and being so confused and lost because it's my first time !! i'm so excited to go...
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No.148346
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foor-san plz be safe out there !!!
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No.148353
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I want to go to japan and pop my cherry :blush: but at this rate I will continue to cherish my cherry :sad:
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No.148354
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I went a while ago and honestly I can't recommend more than enough if you're in Toyko VISIT AKIHABARA PLEASE
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No.148356
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>>148354
I will!! I don't know if I should go to a hotel or this dorm-like apartment!! The hotel has a lounge and a public bath which I like!! but the apartment has a cool design which is very familiar for me ... and a balcony !!
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No.148306
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ZOMG I'M PUTTIN SPAM ON UR HEYURI

(No reason given.) banhammer

(i fuked up, you are BANNED!! for spam) banhammer

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No.148319
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on heyuri they ban you twice! :biggrin:
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No.148352
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lol b&!! :xp:
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No.147990
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Hi !!
It's my first time being here!! I came from a different imageboard that I was "kicked off" because I was too different but I came across this one and liked it?! How's it and what's the average pph?!
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No.148180
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>>148154
:iyahoo::iyahoo::iyahoo:
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No.148183
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>>148154
anal threesome ?!
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>>148183
Anal foursome nao. :iyahoo:
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No.148335
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>>148154
>>148186
senpai :3 oh I'm enjoying it here already
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>>148335
Do be mindful though not to have too much anal sex, lest you end up having... accidents :sad:
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No.147652
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I'M AWAKE DURING HEYURI'S SLEEPY TIME WAHA!
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No.148270
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>>148266
it just exploded... （ ´,_ゝ`）
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>>148270
Fufu~ I didn't even touch it... pathetic...
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No.148328
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>>148271
i stopped myself before i embarrassed myself by starting a roleplay in heyuri
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>>148328
Ububububu~
He thinks he's being cool by refusing to get into character! What a lame ojisan! You can't get any lamer~ 😝
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No.148334
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>>148331
AAGH! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
GIVE MY PEN BACK
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