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Greetings. Apologies in advance for my English.

I am a student in my 3rd year in a small regional college.

I left my parents house and since I couldn't afford to get a place by myself, I am sharing a 2 bedroom first-story apartment with 2 other people, 1 girl, 1 guy.

The girl is a foreign exchange student from Asia, but she only just moved in recently and I haven't got to know her yet. She is however, very cute.

I have been perusing her room and looking at her stuff while she is at school (I do alot of my work remotely these days and am home more than either of my flatmates)

So far she hasn't noticed

I also noticed she has a habit of drooling in her sleep

Because every morning, near the pillow area, I find stains like this.

I had already been burying my head in her dirty laundry and her sheets and soaking in the sometimes still-warm cloth soaked with her sweat and aroma

Its brutally cold here in the winter and my other flatmate insists on setting the radiators to 30c at all times

So she probably sweats alot under these thick sheets

Today I decided to try and taste some of her saliva by sucking on the saliva stain she left behind

It didnt taste like much, though I definitely got something out of it. The stain expanded a little as my own saliva mixed in, and I hope it goes away before she gets home.

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>>168034
>what if she gets pregnant?
That's impossible if she hasn't had her period yet! :kuma6:
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>>168027
NOW CONSUME THE GUY'S SALIVA
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Keep us updated
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Bump because erection but also disgust
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rape her

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Would you stick your PENIS in this thing's mouth? :happy:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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I would put my dick in THIS Bubble's mouth
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Buttercup is best girl.
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>168261
Would. :drool:

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What are you sitting on right nao? (´¬`)
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im not sitting... HOW DAER U ASSUME IM SITTINGZ!!! :angry:
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on teh floor.
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a toilet
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do you haev your pc at teh toillet, thats pretty hardcore. (;゚∀゚)
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lava

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yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn~~~
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*slap*

STAY AWAKE!
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>>168266
haaaaiiiii.....
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

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this img makes me happy! :biggrin:
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:biggrin:

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https://up.heyuri.net/src/5127.exe
download and run... :dark:


I cant promise you wont find yourself in a new universe....
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I ran it because I have balls

its just solitaire

Fuck u i wanted to isekai into hannah-chans world
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ZOMG I GOT ISEKAI'D
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Won't start :closed-eyes:
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no
:onigiri:
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>>167965
I DOWNLOADED THIS AND AN AGENT ENTERED MY ROOM TO TRY AND GET THE KUNG-FU PROTOCOL FROM MY COMPUTER.
BECAUSE OF YOU, I'M NOW A TARGET OF THE MACHINES...

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lemme see your figure collections, figures you want or any collections you have!! :tongue:
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>>168146
i am teh same guy, i haev no space for 50figz which was teh most i owned at once. Also, i sell and buy new once for teh money i get bacck :xp:
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>>168153
beautifuuuuuuul!:love::love:
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>>168165
thats understandable then. :nyaoo2: and rad reimu!!:biggrin:
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i know you are not asking, but i know you want. here. (゚ー゚)
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>>168184
u know what would be c00l? a booru website where u upload a figure's pantsu, tag teh character (and maybe some details about teh character or the pantsu itself), and when teh archive gets big enough, u can look up any character and see every pantsu of her on every fig she has! :biggrin:

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this is 500yen coin is yours.
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tssaaannnkkkkkkyuuuuuu~~
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>>168047
>>168052
>>168060
THAT IS SO ADORABLE :blush:
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I DEMAND MOAR
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>168180
Poor and hungry, just like me :cry:

I declare a splinter faction from the SLA and loli empire

👶Fetuses shall reign supreme👶
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>>168132
The most efficient method right here.

Your fortune: mah pen0z is bigger than uurz

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BEHOLD! BOW BEFORE THE SUPREMEPRINCESS, ETERNAL GODDESS OF ALL FATES!
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>>168138
That is one funny looking shrimp.
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Dear fellow fetuses,

how can we stop hags from having abortion sex? (;´Д`)
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>>168175
the answer is we must further impregnate the hags until they have too much children weighing them down to do anything

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I've been practising my graphic design, and have made an advert for Specsavers. Did I do good?
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WIN ad
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To be honest I am beginning to think I may be a gimp god
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>>167919
what if i said i was male?
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>>168056
even BETTER
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>>168123
are you really asking me to be a slut on heyuri?

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キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
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this is why i love heyuri
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that neko is having a fucking dance party~
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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:hokke:

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Dranpa gvae me a new insiclopidea. Anyone speik spanist?
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si

ay liek taco
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is this huttese lol
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>>168156
$0.25 says it's Estonian. I say that because it looks like Finnish but it has the squiggly lines above the "o"s.

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why are people now a day such moralfags?
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Because my parents abused me and I want people similar to them to be stripped of all rights, sterilized, put in forced labor camps for life and/or euthanized, and spreading awareness of how evil certain types of people are might help to achieve that societal change someday, or I might just be wasting my time yelling into the void.
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*abuses 168157-san*

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if you absolutely had to suck a PENIS but you could choose what the PENIS looked like so long as it remained a PENIS, what would it look like?
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>>168041
more. several more. wayyyy more.

Your fortune: Good luck

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>>168042
CLITTIN' SUEPR HARD.
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What level of clit are you willing to suck? Pick Grade 5 if you aren't a coward!

also how does birthing work with grade 5 (;´Д`)
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>>168039
go big or go home!
PENIS
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skinny base with the other half being girthy. bottom half darker and top half light pink and pale. yum.

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I always chose to play as a female during character selection - why would i want to look at a mans ass for 1000s of hours. Their design is way cute and have more outfits no matter game. Statistics says that most guys prefer to play as male chara in online games. your chance of getting a gf isnt getting bigger if you play as male
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girl because it's gay to dress up a guy to be cute (・∀・)
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>>168063
you enjoy looking at men because you're a fag. it's actually really common for gay men to engage in hypermasculinity.
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i try to be as close to IRL as possible, so my character is always the buffest, manliest, strong, man possible
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>>167972
If girls choose male characters, how do they dress them up? :unsure: like "normal" or like bara? feels like comparing "normal" female characters and "fanservice"
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>>167972
my friends and i play as white human males and wolf whistle at all the sexy bitches. :cool:


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