will i go to hell for fapping to this?

>>118740
No just repent afterwards

>>118740
yes you disgusting trash

Even I'm not this sick OP should apologize to the Christian community on Heyuri and then commit seppuku

>What should I do with him?
make him trash an apple store

>>118776
kill him for teh lulz

Force him to make Apple pro-loli company instead of pro-gay lol!

Force him to build a time machine so I can stop the iPhone from being made

Put him on trial for crimes against FOSS with Stallman as the judge then have him brutally executed in public while UNIX AND LINUX fans cheer and

>>118813
this has always bothered me since i find Shimakaze very hawt but trap pr0ns keeps appearing when looking for hentai

>>118827
true, I guess the slutty outfit appeals to slutty boys

>>118829
if you're using a booru you can just use the 1girl tag

i am glad that heyuri enjoys shotas as much as lolis

>>118889
yeah
I'd post some but my dumb ass decided a few years ago to not separate my loli and shota folders so it's now a PITA to specifically find shota vs just enabling random sort and waiting for a pic to show up (;´ω`)

>>118752
crazy

I like to believe heyurian pedophiles are more tasteful than this...

we are the leet lolikon

Oh, I made teh loli avatar myself. Dont worry it’s not some kid’s avatar lol. A place on Roblox had an avatar catalog where you could maek whatever you want.

>>118864
oh, disappointing...

Sowwy

>>118788
n-not really...

>>118792
w-what...

anyway, lets try. i can't have it worse than 788-dono

Your fortune: Good luck

Oh crystal heyuri ball, will i ever escape this constant misery?

Your fortune: You have cancer

>>118830
at least it's not AIDS lol

Your fortune: Dark times are to come

>Your fortune: Dark times are to come
Don't jinx urself, u mite get teh AIDS soon

Your fortune: Very bad luck

oh divine spirits of heyuri, I ask a question for thee, will my life get any better anytime soon?

Your fortune: Average luck

>>118844
Also hijacking OP's thread to shamelessly post a banner I forgot to post

daily reminder to never use anti-aliasing in picture resizing or fonts!

>>118846
we're not that smug here, are we?

>>118848
nice

>>118848
cute

I approve （⌒∇⌒ゞ）

This clown admitted trying to hack a website that isn't actually hosting any illegal content, just shit he finds morally objectionable. Not exactly a smart thing to do. Doubly not smart is claiming to send it all to "the authorities", who will laugh at him and tell him to stop wasting their time playing moral crusader internet police. His little cheerleaders are pathetic, too.

>>118843
any kind of drama topic tends to get autosaged, which is fair enough since it'll just stick up on the front page for the entire duration of a /b/ thread's normal lifespan otherwise

>>118865
>This clown admitted trying to hack a website that isn't actually hosting any illegal content, just shit he finds morally objectionable.
lolllll what an aho

>It has been determined that they still keep more than 900 GB of data in the warehouses where they keep immoral pictures, videos and all the content you can think of and keep them constantly updated.
I fukken LOL'd at this description of https://up.heyuri.net/

>>118928
Sounds liek a magical place

>>118928
Are we forgetting the fact they came from Tumblr? When they banned porn they fled to Twitter. Both are worse what they are claiming.

there's much less good content with shotas on teh boorus tbh

There's lots of bad loli art (unimaginative, bad anatomy, bad shading, etc.) too.

>>118772
>>118773
>>118777
Shota art is on most of the time uglier and more amateurish than loli art

Gain loli family members - there's a 50% chance that the reality of little girls + family relations will cure ur lolicon for life

The other 50% is that they'll make ur lolicon even stronger and u'll have to live with horrible guilt and temptation for 10-15 years per loli, but what is life without a gamble!

I suggest moving on to midgets / shortstacks

d00d, wtf! how cum they'res no PENIS key??

I use it to type —, «». But IME can serve as a replacement for this.

>>118744
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>>118738
Nigga Croft!

>>118759
Tara Croft.

>>118738
How would you actually stuff your bra if you wanted it to look like that?

There's something awesomely hot about low-poly Lara...

Cocks don't have a cock, they have a cloaca

>>118675
PENISes" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noreferrer">https://www.birdspot.co.uk/bird-reproduction/do-birds-have-PENISes
finding out that most birds don't have dicks has been an eternal disappointment （ ´,_ゝ`）

>>118702
lol, the link broke
oh well

>PENISes" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noreferrer">https://www.birdspot.co.uk/bird-reproduction/do-birds-have-PENISes
>Another explanation put forward by two scientists in the 1970s is the sexy son hypothesis. This states that a female chooses a mate, not because of traits that would make him a good father or because he would produce healthier offspring of both sexes, but simply because he will provide her with physically attractive sons.
The sexy son hypothesis, uh... Does that mean that female birds are shotacons??

>>118657
There's no fryer in the world large enough to fry up one of those, at least assuming my own PENIS is representative of the typical human male, I don't go around looking at other PENISes lolol

>>118684
Moldova or Brazil?

>>118715
>IELTS is really important, study your ass off for that. You should really take a course for IELTS because if you don't know the structure of the test you will do bad even if you have good English.
I have got a cambridge certificate, doesn't that do anything?

>>118716
dang it, you can see right through me

>>118717
I'm not the guy you replied to
I got Cambridge one too and people care, ielts is temporary from what I know while Cambridge is valid for life
>>118718
Southern boy ヽ(´∇`)ノ

>>118645
>>118649
lol OWNED

>>118687
Even at 5% volume, my ears got BTFO.

3dpd but still cute