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:onigiri: goki PENIS :onigiri:
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every time i open heyuri theres a new roach:cry:
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>>176338
HUG ME
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no more roaches!!! :angry:
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MOAR ROACHES NAO!!!!111!11 :furious:
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>>176339
NO, STAY BACK :worry2:

๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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SHAVE DEEZ NUTZ. ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŠ
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i would use it to shave my balls
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!

โ€NIGGERRRRRRRR!!!โ€
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>>176272
canon btw
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ykw, more asuka.
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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>>176272
"I'd rather pilot an Eva and get eaten by mass produced clones than play this putrid pile of goatshit!"
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>>176311
I LOLโ€™D!

kyaaaa~

don't look! ///
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*licks delicious bald head* :tongue:
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:blush::blush::blush:

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Step 1. BANG YOUR FUCKING HEAD AS HARD AS FUCKING POSSIBLE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
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I'm using mine as a pincushion! :biggrin:
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easY! i am good at this.

Can we bring yesterday back around?
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Only if you know how you feel about me now
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heyuri has not disappeared
no need to revert
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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WELCOME.... TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW
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>>176286
I was dumb, I was wrong, I let you down

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Gokicha!
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DIE ROACH DIE ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ”จ:angry:
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Tลซrk treda! :iyahoo:
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gokiburu!

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:onigiri: *dies from moe* :onigiri:
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*gets resurrected from moe*
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youtsuba is so adorable I can't ev-
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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:happy:

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naito :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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She gonna get raped. :biggrin:
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>>176280
i will protect her ( ยดฯ‰`)
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>>176281
i will help you( ยดฯ‰`)

hi i usually only lurk but i felt i should confess my love for this site and everyone here!! :love: marry me! :blush:
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I ACCEPT ใƒฝ(ยดโˆ‡`)ใƒŽ
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:iyahoo::iyahoo::iyahoo:
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>marry me! :blush:
okey :D

Imagine if things were good
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no need to imagine :biggrin:
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i only need to imagine that when i'm not @ heyuri.net ใƒฝ(ยดโˆ‡`)ใƒŽ

If there any girls on Heyuri or any heyurizens that fit the following requirements, please respond to this thread. But first, here's what I have to offer:

1. Unpredictible income. Sometimes lots of money, sometimes none at all, depends on what is my business at a given time.

2. Age: I am below 25, but above 18.

3. Attractiveness: probably decent, I can't judge. I had two girls chasing me in highschool but I ignored one and broke heart of the other one when she got too annoying.

There. Those are the important details. My "personality"? You know it already :nyaoo2:

With that out of the way, here's who I am looking for:

1. Anyone, preferably female aged 15-20, the closer to that the better

2. Located in Poland and of polish nationality or a nationality that I don't find too annoying + exceptions

For everyone:
3.1. Able to trip alone
3.2. Doesn't moan for drugs and money (I am not a bank nor a pharmacy)
3.3. Enjoys things but is not addicted to anything (including nicotine and alcohol too :angry:)
3.4. Not significantly mentally ill from drugs, no significant permanent damage from drug use
3.5. Confidential
3.6. Able to read long posts
3.7. Hates government


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>>176236
I make my extra money myself
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>>176237
I make my extra money prostituting myself*
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>>176253
Is there a discount for ojisans? :love:
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hey... what the...!? :angry:
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These "artistic" depictions of clothed, fat oji-sans are inherently sexualising and their distribution hurts real old guys by proxy, so therefor they should be banned immediately and made criminal to possess/view to the fullest extent the law allows.
Not to mention they're just plain creepy.
If you disagree you're a virgin loli with a tiny VAGINA and probably want to fuck old men yourself
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DAMN OJICONS!!!1 :angry:
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*sounds security buzzer*
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take a seat for me please
now, would you mind telling me why you're talking to fat and smelly 30 year olds online?
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>>176273
grooming them! what are you gonna do about it?

Had a dream today that I was in a harem with 3 2D girls.

Needless to say it was a pretty good experience :cool:
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nice :iyahoo:
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I woke up from a dream about having sex with Yasuna and I had a huge erection, so of course I immediately looked up erotic images of her and got so excited I pissed and cummed all over myself. I feel a little bad about having a dream like that about a girl that isn't my waifu but it's not my fault, I can't control what I dream about. The pee stains in my bed haven't dried yet but the bed is big enough that I can just move to the other side where it's dry so it's ok.

down with amerikan imperialists! down with japanese imperialists! down with british imperialists! glory the the People's Republic of China! may the workers of china unite under communism and begin a new golden age of china! may china shed the reactionary ideology of confucius! glory to Mao Zedong for liberating china from reactionary and imperialist powers! May the power return to the workers of china!
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lol rekt
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>>176267
Care for a spot of the old hardcore drugs, Uncle Chang?
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>the workers
but I don't like to work
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๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!

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