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Hello Heyuri anons,

I maintain a document I call the "guide to the cunnyverse" that is meant to help people who are new to enjoying lolicon find communities to share content with and discuss their mutual interest. Part of that guide is a section on altchans/imageboards which have boards for sharing loli. A friend of mine recently recommended Heyuri to include on the guide, and looking through /l/ and the site and board rules here, it seems like a good choice. I'd like some feedback from all of you, however. Specifically:

1. Would you mind receiving the occasional traffic from new users who might be interested in posting on /l/ (and maybe other boards as they see interest in it)
2. Is the following a good description for the site?

* [Heyuri](https://www.heyuri.net): An imageboard with a semi-active loli board at /l/, and an interface reminiscent of an older version of 4chan (including using "noko" in an email field to return to the thread after posting). They seem fine with most legal content, but special attention should be made to global rules 6 through 8. Certain posting styles and thread types that are common on other altchans are considered cancer on Heyuri. Some users may enjoy this form of content curation, while others may prefer a more free speech centric website.

Provided I don't receive significant pushback on this, I would like to add this to my guide, which I have occasionally dropped in /b/ loli threads and other lolicon spaces. I think it gets shared around through word of mouth sometimes too.[/heyuri]
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>>143756
>Anglo "otaku" have terminally rotted brains of consumerism
and japs don't? are you srs?
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Japanese otakus are known for their insane consumerism. They buy two, one to open - and one to save. x3
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>>144452
save for what, though? to resell? to open again in ten years when the original one has been "well-used?" have a storage closet full of things I already have would be a bit much huh
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>>144458
>"well-used?"
Something like that, yeah.
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>>144452
Check out the thing on the top, then buy one from the bottom to have the nicest untouched one
Buy one for regular use, second for collecting and third as a backup for either collection or use
Make sure it is first print for all of them or a limited one

nosebleed
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>>144489
This is always teh case for Japanese{-hired} animators. And it impresses me.
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>>144493
i love japanese animators so much. i have so much in common with them.
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>>144487
I wish this and that other weird cartoon idea about the cute chick in space with an alien sidekick that john did right before he was blacklisted were picked up as tv shows.
The only show spumco got to make was ripping friends, and there aren't any LOLIS in that one, DAMMIT! angry
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Johnny boy knew a thing err two about drawin lolis, mhhmmm
if Katie Rice is to be believed, he might have studied the real thing when he bought a pc in the mid 90s wink
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This reminded me of the old Tom & Jerry cartoons I used to binge as a kid...

Why do a bunch of Japanese girls go for western guys even though (Northeast) asians are cute, mostly dont twink-death, they become educated husbands that can cook and work as a real couple and never lose their sense of humor? Also they are very hentai and neoteny turns some into quasi-eternal shotas blush

And dont even begin with the "Japanese PENIS" vs "Western PENIS" thing sweat3
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>>144503
This kid got drugged and molested by the movie director
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1. Because America is viewed worldwide as high status country, you are an aristocrat thanks to your passport essentially and everyone likes to marry an aristocrat over a peasant. It's better to marry someone whose ancestors have a history of winning wars rather than those who were decimated and humiliated. Both extremes often go in chain of victory after victory or loss after loss.

2. America is a decent country to raise a family in. Lots of land, global domination so no external threats, effective police, top medicine, few laws towards how kids should be raised or how you can manage your own land in comparison to any other first world country. Feels very assuring. Men and women like to have a safe place to have a family. Spouse's passport is also an easy way to exit the country in case things go bad. Women seem to like security very much - not high risk and high rewards in unstable countries. There is no woman I know of who gambled, drunk/smoked until passed out, got into serious fights, or sold drugs - while every second dude I know did at least one.

3. Everything america is cool. Same case in europe. Same case everywhere. And an american husband must be cool too? What a great opportunity to show her female friends she is cooler than them. A general truth is that if you hump a woman expect all her friends to know your size and whether you are good or not - they like to gossip, brag and judge. She would receive positive gossips or gain lots of attention for such marriage.

4. Because they are limited quantity as 144441-san said. You might not get a second chance! Even if one night - she would have something to brag about.

5. I am not too sure how much it is a human instinct but since women are the choosers of mates they would aim for best genes and best genes often come from genetic diversity. If an outsider-man lived to adulthood and prospers - then it is safe to assume that his genes are not too bad. Having a family with someone out of tribe is somewhat an accelerated evolution since more genes are swapped in comparison to regular generation to generation mutations inside a group - and women like to have the fittest offspring. I am not a woman but that is what I suspect.


Men seem to just like any woman that wants to stay with him forever and she looks healthy enough to have children. The healthier - the more wanted by men, a source of why men have an obsession with porn where the healthiest women of earth are shown - no skin defects, sweet voice suggesting pe

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all hail longposter-kun orz
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>>144510
So... in short you are saying that women may prefer American men due to perceived high status, security, and global prestige tied to their nationality. America offers safety, resources, and freedom, making it an ideal place to raise a family โ€” qualities many women value highly. Cultural appeal, genetic diversity, and evolutionary instincts also play a role in attraction to foreign men, especially those seen as successful. Meanwhile, men generally prioritize health and availability in partners, driven more by reproduction instinct than status.
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>>144509
I heard he was uncomfortable on set cause all teh faggots making the movie were ogling him but I didn't hear that. unsure

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does heyuri have the nerve?
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Imagine dressing up your roboimouto in a girly blue school one-piece swimsuit and then touching this flat wooden plank of her little body pressing on the stomach and the back with both hands drool
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you have a nerve to post 3dpg dark
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i want to dedicate these numbers to my wife nina
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I HAS TEH NERVE dance

lvl 69 Neko guard - protection it's treasure.
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Not fair, nerf the cat plz cry
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>>144506
THATS...THATS TEH LVL 500 NEKO GUARD!!!! THAT IS TEH APPLE OF LIFE! EAT IT AND YOU GAIN 100 YEARS WORTH OF LIFE! HOWEVER, TEH CAT LOOKS EASY TO KILL, BUT THATS HOW HE TRICKS YOU INTO GAIN LIFE TO TEH APPLE. TEH NEKO HAS LIVED FOR 5000 YEARS!
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neko pro cool

LOL
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deserved! (๏ฝ€โˆ‡ยด)
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>>144367
PWNED!!

Sometimes eating this way is good for autists like me (and you)
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>>144416
Not if you use your brain
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EYEM HUNGRY NAO ใƒฝ(ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใƒŽ
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I have been poor fasted for long enough that I feel I am approaching true enlightenment. I've forgotten the taste of food, and lost my desire to eat.
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>>144416
Iโ€™m trying to gain weight so I can start working out and attract a real life anime girl. Right now I am underweight
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>>144478
Isn't the main obstacle here is being fat instead? huh

pssssshhhhhffffffffffftttttt
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OI UR PISSIN ON ME ใƒฝ(`ะ”ยด)ใƒŽใƒฝ(`ะ”ยด)ใƒŽใƒฝ(`ะ”ยด)ใƒŽใƒฝ(`ะ”ยด)ใƒŽ

๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”(๏พŸโˆ€๏พŸ)โ”โ”โ”!!
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and once in the tank they had fun playing cards, the end
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it's just some western soft-porn comic
heyuri is really scrapping the barrel....
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FAKE!1!
The real Red Army would raep him as soon as he surrendered and then castrate his pen0r for the motherland.
0/10 for historical inaccuracy robbing us of shota guro the working class people DEMAND angry
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>>143843
Angelos World is blessed okei? (speaking with the spirit of the dormant loli who loved tanks and fantasy)

and uhmmm better than Merryweather i suppose....
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>>143843
If the soft-porn is hot, I don't think it matters much where it comes from.

I found an ancient(by heyuri standards) meme in my meme folder. question is it dates back to january 2021 but I wasn't in heyuri until 2023. so how did it en up on my folder unsure
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It means you have been chosen.
We're coming. ph34r
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I've been religiously saving virtually all OC posted to Heyuri since May 2020 - I don't seem to have that image, so maybe it wasn't posted here unsure

>it was the exact time when kuz took over heyuri so it must be kinda related to kuz
He was already co-admin since late May 2020, became the de facto admin after TEH HAX in early September 2020, and then "officially" became the admin after relaunching Heyuri in early December 2020
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>so maybe it wasn't posted here
I definitely remember seeing it hear unsure
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>>144380
all I know is it was created with adobe photoshop cs6. maybe we can trace it back to a certain person with this info (ยด๏ฝž`). yet I'm really puzzled, where exactly did I find this meme and why did I end up saving it unsure
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>>144380
will you ever consider making your collection public?

Hey bro! You gonna help us come pull?
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Yeah yeah, hold your horses. I'm coming... just five more minutes. [takes a slow drag]
๐Ÿšฌclosed-eyes
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๐Ÿ‰nyaoo-closedeyes
Just gonna finish dis watamelon boss
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Ayo shit, give homie a slice. nigra
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I shouldn't have hired a bunch of nigra if I didn't want this half assed anyways. sweat3
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i hired bunch of nidanida
only one died in a gruesome liveleak accident rolleyes

so once or twice a week is considered healthy? what an arbitrary rule closed-eyes I wonder if there is anyone here who passes as a healthy male sweat
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>>144300
Having a high libido and consuming da pronz is quite different
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The fact that you started this thread to hash things out probably means it's something that bothers you, so maybe you should cut down, for personal reasons...nagato
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To be honest, I sometimes get down to once or twice a week without really meaning to. It's not some kind of self-limiting thing--I fap whenever I want--I just get really bored if I do it every day. Skipping a few days kind of recharges my battery so I cum harder and more when I get 'round to it. I actually consider this a means of increasing my pleasure.nyaoo-closedeyesiyahoo
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>>144365
this is the correct answer (ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป)
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>>144273
I remember being curious about the proper frequency of masterbation. I looked up articles and I think they said 2-3 times a week as the healthy amount. However after meeting anonโ€™s here that masterbate 3 times a day; theyโ€™ve ascended into sexual wizard gods. Capable of climaxes that briefly breach the world of living and dead.
I think those researchers are just jealous.nyaoo-closedeyes

Kill/Kiss/Raep/Fuck/Marry?
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>Kill
Myself, so that I don't have to Kiss/Raep/Fuck or Marry any of them.
๐Ÿšฌclosed-eyes๐Ÿ”ซ
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kill/kiss/fuck/rape/marry

Explanation: 1 is weird looking. 2 has nice lips I wanna kiss. 3 is ugly but I already killed and 4 looks fun to, ehm, do that to. marry 5 because I want her to sit on my face everyday and be a bossy wife
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All of them r ugly lel
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Waste of time for us to decide, since the women will fuck eachother! (Eventually)
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Wuts the difference between fuck and raep? biggrin

>>144373
I envy lezbos closed-eyes

there is literally nothing interesting in mauritania
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thre is literally nothing interesting in your head
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>there is literally nothing interesting in mauritania

Except for you. ๐Ÿ’˜
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>>144195
If I told you I would have to kill you ph34r
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>>144195
selling slaves ( ยดฯ‰`)

it's pretty much the last place where it's practiced out in the open โ”(๏พŸ๏ฝž๏พŸ)โ”Œ
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ur tellin me this isn't interesting?

New hot ride... this sends more shivers down spines than the planes!
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...is that a paramotor trike? are those supposed to be bombs on the sides?
god, imagine getting bombed by some moron whose max airspeed is 45mph lmao
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>>144361
yes and yes
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Is this the african space agency?

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