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wonder what kind of bird this :unsure:
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That's not a bird! That's my wife! :biggrin:
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The edible kind 🍴:drool:
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This is a nigth sparrow, very delicious when grilled:nagato::biggrin:
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Teh Pussy-bird
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magpie

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hey uri
long time no gay
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>173963
many such cases
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>>173905
dirty, old and fat otakus deserve raep too! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
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"I love dicks! I love dicks so much! I want to kiss them, lick them, suck them, play with them..."
"This is gay. You are gay."
"Nah, I mean dicks drawn on girls or futas, and my own."
"Oh, ok then. Seems legit."
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>>174025
thats just how it is, but the alternative is kissing girls
gay if you do, gay if you dont

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put yer files in meh!
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:foruda:
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By "files" you mean "big fat PENIS", right? :biggrin:
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how did she become mascot of uploader
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Lolico picked that image for the front page back when Heyuri was a simple booru-like project. Only he can say why, and he never did...
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:foruda:🍆

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How long is your refractory period? I just went from cumming to jerking full speed in around 5 minutes (not super accurate because I didn't think to time it until after I had started rubbing my PENIS again, so the only starting time I had to go off of was the timestamp of the last edit my fap spreadsheet).
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>>173998
he means, how long after eating a :banana: can you eat another :banana:?
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Could OP please share the spreadsheet? I am trying to get into this :banana: eating hobby, but I am having some troubles...
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4 on weekdays and 6 on weekends. :cool:
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few minutes to a few hours
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after the first fap of the day, just a few minutes are enough
but after the 6th or 7th fap I could need an hour :sweat2:

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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git clone cgi.heyuri.net/git/neko.git
cd neko
make build
cp ./build/neko /usr/bin/neko
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:longcat:
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:tacgnol:
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>>173937
humppa neko
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>>174022
sorru for spam fucking cloudflare showing me errors

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I want to be smarter and i want to be able to learn things but i have difficulty. I pay attention to the best of my abilities but often times my thoughts get to loud or its like the information doesnt process in my brain, or everything i learn slips out my brain somehow..i dont know what to do. :sad:
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>>173973
This is the truth. OP if you're interested I'll give you my advice that's helped me and alot of other people but only if you'll really follow it.
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>>173974
tell me!!!!
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>>173970
instead of trying to pay a lot of attention one time pay lots of half assed attentions dozens of times
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hire a super hot prostitute that will teach you what you want to learn and everytime you get something right she uses the tounge a little
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If eventually decide on getting medicine, don’t go for stimulants. Non-stimulants are safer to use and they don’t have the recoil effect.

I had a dream last night that I was using heyuri last night. In this dream, there existed a special feature. You could invite another user to participate. There were two panes. On the top, there was a live chat to communicate with the other person, and below, was the shared window. This is where the activity took place. In my dream, it was programming; but I suppose it could be anything else with text, or even drawing.

It could be competitive or cooperative. I suppose in the competitive mode it might be a good idea to have two separate windows for each user and not one that both can edit. I believe also in my dream that others could view it and post to the chat but not edit the shared window.
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In reality, this feature would be used to show eachother's dicks. :biggrin:
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>>173921
you bet
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Cool stuff. Heyuri together.

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hello heyuri
where i can find some .psd files of old anime cg artists?
and if someone has them could you share plz?
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That's not something that anyone would typically share

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HELL YEAH! :cool:
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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shieeeeeeet

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I didn't freak out like that again until kuz died!
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:nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra::nigra:

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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EAT THAT FUCKER. 🐔🍳
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that's a very lazy look in his eyes
exactly the same look this kao has (´ー`)
(i removed the kao tags intentionally)
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>>173928
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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REB…

THERE’S A :banana:

OVER HERE..
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FASTER THAN MAH :banana:

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Is netorare the only thing even Heyurians won't touch? Why is it so popular in Japan? :unsure:
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>>173866
>it’s meant to be figurative not literal
how do you know?
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>>173867
kuz it's too baseless to be literal
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>>173868
Now just what in tarnation does :kuz: have to do with this?
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>>173871
because = cuz = kuz
Now just what in tarnation does kuz have to do with tomo?
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>>173872
newbie...

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Argentina, 2015. 27 year old man was killed by his lover, a 38 year old married woman. They had an affair and the younger man eventually had threatened to reveal their illicit relationship to her husband, if she would refuse to "loan" him big sums of money. The 38 year old woman owned a high profit jewelry store. To safeguard her money and family life she instead decided to kill her lover during sex "game". By suggesting they try something kinky new. A strangling game in the midst of intercourse. And then instead of stopping strangling him after he had passed out, on purpose continued to strangle her passed out lover with all the strength she had, using a leather belt. Doing it for a few minutes, to make sure he was really dead and would not just wake up later.

Her husband was away from the house during this time on a business trip in another country.

After strangling him she had first tried to stuck him in the large suitcase. So to take his corpse out of the house in a very discreet way. And taking it to large municipal garbage site so to dump it there amongst the piles of garbage bags. But his head would not go all the way inside the suitcase. So she then rolled the suitcase with his body inside it into her bathroom and decided to saw/cut his head off in there.

Getting a folding saw, a large serrated bread knife, gas mask with goggles, thick commercial rubber gloves, black plastic sheeting and a few large bottles of commercial corrosive chemicals (all those belonging to her husband because of his line of work). To try and see if perhaps she could dissolve some parts of his body in the bathtub and thus reducing the weight of the suitcase, for when she would have to lift it up so to place it in her jeep's trunk. And then went to the garage to get her car ready and to get a few other things she thought she could use for her intended plan.

But before she could start her sister had showed up unannounced. She had keys to the house and after no one had answered the door (her sister being in the garage at that time), had entered the house. And after going through the house looking for her sister, had decided to check the bathroom (since she saw a light there, behind a closed door).

And after knocking a few times and getting no reply, had opened the door. Discovering to her horror a naked below the waist strangled young man in the suitcase, with his stuck out head pressed hard against a toilet seat and all that body disposal paraphernalia next to him. And immediately

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>>173952
i'm still not sure if this is a true story even. i asked for a source, but didn't receive any. i also didn't find anything by googling the text.

so just for the sake of conducting a thought experiment:

she could've defended herself by non-lethal means while obviously risking revealing her promiscuity.

she didn't dare to take the risk of becoming known as an unfaithful wife, because she was concerned with her reputation more so than she was concerned with the moral implications of taking another person's life or considering the greater damage to her reputation if her plan was foiled.

this is quite clearly the behaviour of someone who's willing to disregard the well-being of others to achieve one's goals by any means.

so she's also a manipulative cunt.

all sorts of intimate relationships are possible between people and her relationship with her husband was clearly of an exclusivist nature. plus it was obviously not warm enough for her to trust her husband to understand the circumstances and forgive her had she admitted her fault to him, or at least that's what she was thinking.

one might continue to argue that maybe she depended on her husband for sustenance--so she was afraid to ruin the relationship because she was desperate for his support, but judging from the info given in the text--that's simply not true because she's described as being a successful entrepreneur on her own.

and the murder was clearly premeditated, creatively thought out and carefully planned. it wasn't a knee-jerk reaction to immediate danger.

so she killed the dude quite consciously because she didn't want people to know that she's a slut and she didn't want to lose her money: narcissistic and/or machiavellian, manipulative, materialistic, violent murderer.

i'm not trying to defend the dude, because he was obviously also a manipulative and a materialistic cunt, but judging from the text--we don't have any info on whether he was physically threatening or if he had any murderous intentions.

so she's a murderer who got away with a jail sentence, while the dude who was merely a con artist got killed.

i don't understand the logic behind defending or even giving merit to a murderous psycho while placing all the blame on a slightly less mad, but dishonest psycho


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>>173983
A simple image search will give different sources about this story, one even on Japan's site. And young man deserved to die. He wanted to ruin a woman's life. She had full right to defend herself against him.
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iykyk:wink:
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>>173988
That isn't defense it's murder.
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this is why did don't let my family visit me unannounced.

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Have you ever gotten tired of a song you always liked when it came back into the mainstream?

I've listened to speedycake's ウッーウッーウマウマ(゜∀゜) Speed アルバム for well over fifteen years after hearing the caramelldansen remix (like everyone else did) and didn't stop listening to it because I liked the music. "Caramelldansen" came back around 2018 for the first nostalgia-wave and I thought that was pretty cool, then it stuck around for a long time. Everyone doing a simple version of the dance, the song being played in various videos and IRL situations, et cetera. This picture is from an event that happened last month...

Now I'm really tired of hearing a song that I used to like, a song where I was one of a few people in the world currently listening to it at a given moment. The exclusivity isn't everything, but it being everywhere definitely changed something for me.
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???
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>>173673
yep we should all be special little boys and girls and be gently taken care of and have our cute little aesthetics pleased and hipsterish pretensions validated and anyone who says otherwise is clearly homosexual except for me now im going to go back to listening to caramelldansen + im so lucky lucky hardstyle
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>>173731
I agree and this post describes me perfectly
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is this the same thing when koronba delete all his music and disappear?
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>>173731
oh wow, you must be a very shallow person to think that uniqueness lies in one's hobbies ( ´ω`)


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