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Heyuri, what's your favourite movie?
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i don't watch much movies
my favourite is probably 'Alice' by Jan Švankmajer though
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Tough question. I think it's a three-way tie between Mad God, Naked, and Talvisota.
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>>156978
kikujiro is a really sweet movie; it's not my favorite, but i enjoyed it.
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I like horror movies
I like psycholgical movies

My favorite movie is probably Annihilation (2018)

someone drop some reqs
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a clockwork orange was good :biggrin:
>>157030
i wanna watch hard candy (2005) at some point :blush:

ive had my phone for like fourish years (for reference it was bought for me, i didnt get it myself) its liek an iphone 12 and it will barely charge anymore, it went from 21 percent to 14 ON THE CHARGER, its so slow, and it overheats so bad. i hate apple so much. one of these days my phone is going to explode:sad:
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>>156985
You forgot to install Gentoo on it. Rookie mistake. :biggrin:
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>>157024
Your sock has student loans?
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>>157024
>Jennifer
basic bitch alert
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>>157024
Your sister has student loans?

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What are you doing today/tonight Heyurizens?

Me? I'm masturbating! And drinking plenty of water :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>156993
Yeah whats up with that
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drinking coffee ヽ(´ー`)ノ
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>>156997
with milk or no?
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>>156999
nah, no milk
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>>157000
:love: oh~ so manly

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Do heyurizens play visual novels?
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I finished it recently... after some years of stalling :sweat2:
I'm reading through Yuki-san's route on Suigetsu right nao, but it's also stalling due to me preferring anime and among other werks
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occasionally
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a little, I'm not sure the format is for me but it's useful in learning Japanese. I've been playing hanahira, suika, and tokimeki girls side

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>156951
Is that a challenge?
Is she going to fight me or something?
If not, then yes of course. Give me a few minutes to stare, then I could probably win in 30 seconds
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>Is that a challenge?
It's a challenge, according to her tattoos, it's free to participate :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>"If you can manage cumming inside in a minute, you will get 10.000 yen!"

Hmph... that's awfully greedy, you know? You act as if you are the one who is giving away easy money, but it could not be farther from the truth.

It is a common tactic among street whores like yourself. The nakadashi time limit variant is among the most simple. The relative ease of the challenge catches the eyes of the many horny fools who will throw themselves at you for an easy fuck. Because these are desperate men, they are likely virgins and will ejaculate well before the one minute time limit ends. You are aware of this, surely, and this guarantees everyone wins the challenge. But for you, the game hasn't ended. That was just the beginning.

Did any of those men ever stop to ask if you were on birth control?

Even if one did, you would just say you are. I can see the c-section you are attempting to hide with your spray tan. This bluff does not work on me.

You are intentionally getting pregnant so that you can squeeze child support money from your victims. I saw that you gave some of the victims your number afterwards, this makes it so they cannot ditch you. You can even sniff out their locations, if you look through the yellow pages. When you come begging for their support for their new child, there's nothing they can do.

Even if you don't go through with the pregnancy, you will use some form of blackmail as a fallback. You will ask them for money to pay for baby clothes, toys, and other supplies, and then you get an abortion and say it was a miscarriage. You may not even have to hide the abortion at all. These men are far too stupid to not give you the benefit of the doubt. They may even try to get into a relationship with you because they feel bad. That's just another few months of easy money for you before they get to their breaking point. That 10,000 Yen means nothing compared to the hundreds of thousands you know you will get.

I don't like people who want big payouts without any risk.

I will play your game, and I'll throw in some new rules to tip the scale in your favor. I will hold completely still the entire time, you will be the one putting in the work. In the 1 minute provided, you may use any method you feel necessary to try and make me ejaculate as fast as possible. This includes giving a quick handjob and then switching to VAGINAl last minute when you feel I'm getting close. You look to be getting on in years, about late 30s or mid 40s, so at this point you feel entirely confident in your strategy. If you're so confident, I assume you won't complain about my wager.

If you lose, I will receieve all of your income you make off child support for the rest of your life. If I lose, I have to pay for all of it myself. No more hounding 20 individual men for the money. Double or nothing.

This should be an easy decision, Gyaru.

This is a true gamble.
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WASH YER DAMN SOCKS
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For me, it's toots and boogers. Smelly crotches too!

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saya ftw

images themselves: https://up.heyuri.net/src/4858.zip
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>>156657
Sorry I forgot name lawl
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Why would u sey men instead of husbandos?
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Husbands are for FAGS :xp:
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sissification of male protagonists 🎀
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Cotton!

Hardcore. Henry Darger was a visionary. :astonish:
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>>156930
Ironically, Henry spent a long part of his life being a "protector of children" and had even started a brotherhood against child abuse...

in contrast to the average Heyurizen, who wants to fuck children
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>>156940
Half of all pedos have savior complexes.
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>>156940
I don't think giving lolis orgasms or drinking their pee is abuse, orgasms feel really good and so does just letting it all flow out in bed instead of going to the toilet. It sounds like Henry was just a huge homo that thought of a way to gather as many little boys as he could. It's hard to believe that he actually thought girls had PENISes, how did he never get informed about that from some guy who got a peek at a naked girl at some point? Surely he knew and was just a futafag.
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>>156946
heroine feels good as well we should give all little boys some :kuz:
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>>156954
That's expensive and potentially deadly if not done right but orgasms are free and safe. Now if the loli gets pregnant that would be expensive and potentially deadly too, but I'd gladly get a vasectomy if I could legally fuck lolis.

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What JRPG(s) do you like? Could someone recommend me one perhaps.
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fortune summoners :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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naedoko demon's ground
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I really liked Ys 1 and 2 but I've been meaning to play the rest for a decade now ( ´,_ゝ`)
Does Elin count as a jrpg? It seems like it'd be Heyuri approved, at least as far as mods go.
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>>156893
sequel never :cry:
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astlibra

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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that is clearly a papaya
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>>156833
it's a jackfruit. dumbass ( ´ω`)
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>>156845
It's obsiously a pear you idiot
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>>156849
Σ(;゚Д゚)nashi??

When the AI Web-Crawler of Everything on The Internet drops in 2032, how will you hide the fact that you were an ozomashii lolikon on Heyuri when you want to go sign up for a job?
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>>156903
What did you do?
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Don't worry guys, by that time I will have found a company and strictly employ fellow lolikon :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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i liked chrono trigger
(the only jrpg i ever played)
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>>156904
I did nothing for a very long time :iyahoo:
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I already haev a job :kuma6:

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It's because you look at it and say "hey, yuri!" and you get down to fapping to yuri pictures. That's the right way to go about it.

Let's share some good yuri pictures here and get fapping, 100%. Get straight to it.
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I'm grateful to have borned a guy, because if I was born with a manko, I would most likely turn out to be teh ghey (´人`)
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>>156865
The drawing style makes it rly hawt but it's a shame we never got the promised episode 2 with rapes :dark:
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How do you cope with the fact that you were born too late to experience the true old internet and only have scraps and an internet archive to show you how things were back then?
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i don't care as much as you think
i'm already disillusioned with history worship like everybody else should be
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I miss being young more than I particularly miss any era of the internet ( ´,_ゝ`)
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It's probably better than having lived during the good times and knowing that they'll never come again.

I want to go back to being 16 years old and reading front page articles from somethingawful.
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I was born in the 80s.
I cope with it reminding myself that everything withers and dies, so some day I will die, too, and the torment will end.
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I was there, although I still wish I was there for earlier shit like the birth of the clock crew on newgrounds in 2001, certain game modding forums and pre-2006 4chan lol.
I dunno I was just a teenager back then, I miss them times on the net but I like my music collection, having my own place and not having to go school anymore and mostly being around a bunch of people I no longer associate with would just be fucking weird, I like having money and being able to fuck.
I just wish people had the same attitudes and netiquette, you couldn't get shit like g00ns or old anon anymore, "we do not forgive, we do not forget" fucking went straight out the window, everyone loves to suck authorities dick, they love the report button, they will throw away all their freedoms out of spite someone they ain't met on the other side of the fucking planet, people forgot "ARGUING OVER THE INTERNET IS LIKE RUNNING IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS - EVEN IF YOU WIN YOU'RE STILL RETARDED". Too much focus on just trendy crap and no focus on big creative stuff.

Back in them days the big media companies invested heavily into p2p clients to popularise them advertising them heavy then used the end of the CD Boom to try and push draconian laws to try and take control of content the internet that threatened their oligarchy, people stood up against it and the bills proposed were never taken seriously. Nowadays there's "algorithms" that favor absolute low effort content based solely on consumerism on whatever these giants shit out and there's no need for such dumb laws. The big "content creators" have multimillion contracts with networks that are owned by these media giants and it's even the case with social media pages. Flash was killed off by Adobe who were a sister of Apple because it threatened their Appstore which was huge money for their shitty ass games, instead of what ruffle does now and a genuine adaption that emulates Flash it was just purposely killed off, not before threatening NG with blacklisting them from ad servive to remove 100000 submissions for vague "copyright infringement" then blacklisting them anyway.

Another thing I miss is people hated unoriginal faggots like memes lasted a week max back then, they actually had some culture behind it like anime, I've just had to burn off quite a few people I speak to online because it's an absolute chore trying to speak to someone who can only fucking communicate in shitty ass 2015 A DECADE OLD already-outdated gentrified vine ebonics and shitty ass top text captions or just have this fucking "cynical" "ironic" stupid attitude where they come into whatever fucking group or hobby you have and pretend to be some normalfag who bitches constantly about every little thing, FUCKING GTFO THEN. This attitude really isn't a new thing at all but I seem to come across it 10 times as much now and it's just 10 times more grating.

The eternal september of 1993 happens and again the eternal summer of 2008 happens; I don't think those "old times" are over though at all, more people realise the wild west still lives outside big corporate and government walls, that shit isn't the internetz, this is. This is a spirit that can't be killed. Why care about the nowadays equivalent of myspace queens, why are you even seeing this here, stop looking to the past and focus your energy on this side, do something of real value and worth, the same reason I had no regard or exposure to a lot of the crap that was around back then, there's no reason to talk about it, we all know this and we make the good times happen here. I watched a youtube video of someone playing the Harbl_Hotel map for counter-strike source and these faggots all saying shit like "woahh this map is crazy I'm leaving what the hell is this, this is too much"; You aren't this person and whatever it is with drawing, animation, music, maps, mods, games or whatever you're going to do something fucking crazier than that bitch ass backstabbing prick Xenon ever could.

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Is there any good way to hide stuff on your computer/phone. i still live with my parents and theyre mad at me so they’re soon about to look through my stuff i think:cry: im scared deleting stuff isnt enuff
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fallocate -l 1GiB cp.txt
cryptsetup luksFormat cp.txt

you are welcome!:biggrin:
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>>156794
with veracrypt you can encrypt individual folders and mount them as drives decrypted I believe
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>>156808
veracrypt deals in disk image files (with a whole partition on them) and disks
rather than at the individual file or folder level
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Luks in WSL 2 maybe? I haven't tried it.
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Set up Linux on your computer or laptop or whatever. Tell them that you need it for computer science class or IT or whatever the hell.

Then your parents likely won't know how to use it enough to find your personal files.

Also, you can do cool tricks like hiding your personal files in a place where nobody would think to look, like ~/.local/firefox or something like that, and you could also do some tricks with permissions to make it harder to find.

Something I used to do was make a folder like ~/.local/firefox/folderWithYourStuff/
and I would remove read permission for the 'firefox' folder, but 'folderWithYourStuff' would still have read permission enabled. So whenever you want to look at your files (like your ecchi pictures and hentai and stuff) you would just type ~/.local/firefox/folderWithYourStuff into the 'location' bar of your file manager, and there it is.

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Look at my muscles. And oh yeah this FM-Towns PC. :biggrin:
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carrying it would give u those muscles indeed
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:cool:
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FM-Towns? what kind of goofy name is that?
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Holding a CRT like that is a big deal. No wonder he got both an FM Towns AND a girlfriend.

キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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