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Has anyone here contributed to a zine before? It seems like a cool thing that many imageboards used to do
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Well...
https://archive.ph/io8U8
https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=129598
https://img.heyuri.net/b/koko.php?res=147294

Granted, all of those instances were done by one person each. It's hard to get a collaborative effort started here. Actually, I was asked to do the cover for #2 but... I didn't get around to it. (⌒∇⌒ゞ)
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I had my own e-zine lol. I was young and ambitious back then, so I founded/edited/designed it myself and also formed a "staff" for it. We had a web-site, you can still find it on the Wayback Machine (I won't give a link, sorry!)

We managed to publish two issues, we had stuff for the 3rd, but we lost interest.

Nowadays I tend to think it was completely lame.

I also wrote a paper for another zine back in 2012, and had other little contributions every now and then. I had more ideas and many drafts, as well as abandoned papers, but none of them materialized.

None of that was affiliated with imageboards or otaku culture, though. I was more into the demoscene/retro games side. Also I wrote in my native language, not English.

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oh noes he's trapped ;_;
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Fly Insectson, 22 (days)

One felony count of assault on law enforcement officer
One felony count of resisting arrest with violence
One felony count of possession of controlled substances with intent to distribute
One felony count of possession of firearms as a convict
Three counts of sexual abuse of a minor
Two hundred and forty two counts of possession of child pornography
Two counts of burglary
One count of attempted burglary
One count of grand theft of a vehicle
One count of shoplifting over 300$
One count of domestic abuse, repeat offender
Seven counts of offering controlled substances to minors
One count of failure to register as a sex offender upon release
Four counts of bail jumping
Two counts of fleeing/eluding a police officer
One count of public indecency
One count of criminal damage exceeding 1000$
One count of operating a motor vehicle under the influence
One count of reckless driving
One count of money laundering
Two counts of intentional harm towards animals
One count of driving with expired registrations
One count of driving without a valid license
One count of operating a vehicle without consent of the owner
One misdemeanor count of possession of drug paraphenalia
One misdemeanor count of disorderly conduct

He will be locked up for long!!!
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Fly Insectson was framed, man!
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>>148122
loool
fukken saved
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>>148122
I buzz'nt gonna do nothing!
That crowbar buzzn't mine!
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>>148122
I LOL'd

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REI
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OMGREI :nosebleed:
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i had the one where she's sitting in a handrail, but gave it away to a friend ( ´,_ゝ`) Can one ungift a gift?
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gei

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Has anyone here eaten a PENIS clam before? :kuz:
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No. I'm an open-minded person and would eat a lot of weird dishes but I would not touch that fuckin thing. Kill it with fire.
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I'm not very open-minded towards food, but I wouldn't mind trying that clam... Maybe it tastes good, despite it's shape!
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i'd eat a PENIS clam
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Why do Chinks like eating things that nature is basically screaming at you not to eat?
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that looks equally as gay as eating a hotdog but far healthier since it's not made from little pieces of 100 different animals scraped off the floor of a butchery

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I love the crunchy center of CPUs, so tasty. And the gooey outer coating, too. :drool:
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stupid little cpu can't handle overvoltage :angry:
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I recommend this video, the russians have made a CPU soup recipe and it's tasty. Better than eating them raw!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_dCroD0jZA
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are you the anon who came on his hhd?
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i remember seeing third worlders who extract the gold from cpus and sell it
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>>148010
i've got to try this :drool::drool::drool:

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i come to heyuri dot net to masturbate :biggrin:
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i dont have much. (;´Д`)
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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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>>148052
yai is too cute
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>>148060
A winrar is you! Sorry it took so long to deliver, I was edging. :blush:

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i want to apologize for any pain and suffering i have caused any of you by posting on heyuri dot net :cry:

(USER WAS NOT FORGIVEN FOR MY PAIN AND SUFFERING) banhammer

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it hurts. It hurts so much.
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APOLOGY = REJECTED!!1!1!
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Apologize for not posting moar on 3D Girls!! ...but keep it legal plz
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>>148015
i apologize. i repent. i don't want to make the mods mad at me again :cry:

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small tribute to teh IVU thread, i wouldve made this a reply 2 the original thread but its in autosage :sweat2:
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キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
Saved!

キタ━━━(・∀・)━━━!!
Nice Job!
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Beautiful.
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EPIK WINRAR!
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>>147904
How to make gifs like this :astonish:
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>>148054
with love and teh force :biggrin:

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I finished on hdd with cp
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lol'd
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LOL
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LOL what was it in before?
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CUMDD 2PETACUMS
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>>148057
DO IT ON A FLOPPY NEXT

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All of you BBS hackers of Heyuri, where have you learnt your Perl? I want to learn Perl to make/modify CGI scripts. First I thought I'd go over the "camel book", but now it seems way too long and detailed for my purposes, and I've been thinking that perhaps some web resource would suit me better.
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>All of you BBS hackers of Heyuri, where have you learnt your Perl?
ah i should have awnserd. trial and error trying to help /cgi/ with new stuff and already knowing programing. i want to learn perl as its kool and openbsd supports it natively fully (there pakage manager was written in perl) and i thought there would be a hand full of jobs maintainng this shit
tho i never used it on openbsd. and setting up web shit for perl sucks, i thought there would be ton of guids to get perl working with nginx or apachie (since it use to run the whole web at one point) but there is nothign and it a pain.

another thing. cgi just means commen gateway interface. and what that means is. user parameters come from std in and html goes std out
so you could write c programs and put them in a cgi bin and have them execute and work. https://learnbchs.org/
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why did CGI scripting die off anyway? it seems perfectly serviceable for software like this
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>>147988
program in perl and tell me! cgi scripting is not bad. php is still cgi. its the most simplest way to make dynamic pages. but outside of nginx or apachi.
ppl use different web servers with there own way, like go's web server or flask in python or spring boot's web server. each still do read http protocol (witch is still plane text, u can use telnet and see) and put raw text and get raw text out, they just digest it all difrently and its more frame work centric then just using any old language and reading stdin and pumping stdout.aka the frameworks dont think of it as stdin and stdout. shit even lareval a php framwork, its just so far from thinking and using it in a stdin/stdout way that you prob could not consider it to be cgi with how you have to use it

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>why did CGI scripting die off anyway? it seems perfectly serviceable for software like this
I don't know teh technicalities, but it seems to have inherent limitations regarding "live" updates and things of that nature

Here's something from teh interwebz circa 2018: https://www.perl.com/article/perl-and-cgi/#why-not-to-use-cgi
So, why did CGI drop from “state of the art” to discouraged by its own maintainers?

There are two big issues with CGI: speed and complexity. Every HTTP request triggers the forking of a new process on the web server, which is costly for server resources. A more efficient and faster way is to use a multi-process daemon which does its forking on startup and maintains a pool of processes to handle requests.

CGI isn’t good at managing the complexity of larger web applications: it has no MVC architecture to help developers separate concerns. This tends to lead to hard-to-maintain programs.

The rise of web frameworks such as Ruby on Rails, and the application servers they run on, have done much to solve both problems. There are many web frameworks written in Perl; among the most popular are Catalyst, Dancer, and Mojolicious.

CGI also contains a security vulnerability which must be coded around to avoid parameter injection.
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>Every HTTP request triggers the forking of a new process on the web server
look up fastcgi
>it has no MVC architecture
framework issue not a protocol issues. see php and php larevel
>CGI also contains a security vulnerability which must be coded around to avoid parameter injection.
u have to do that anyways in any lang where you want to save and use user data.

it being "slow" or not scalable is quite retarded. take any modern nu web app vs some ol cgi bin, it rapes the nu web app in speed over and over.

now the issue with it being live (or i assume reactive/restful, that is just mixing js with some json end point)cgi can do that. now if you mean websockets, yeah cgi cant really do that and its not really even http to begin with but you can use websocketd and its basically the same as cgi scripting as you read std in and send msg to std out

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You know what they say... love is blind.
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I CAN'T SEE SHIT :love:
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i did not ban evade it's not true it's bullshit i did not ban evade i did naaaawt (`Д´)

o hai mod ( ´ω`)
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Anonymous enters teh imageboard.

Anonymous: Hi.

Kaguya: Can I help you?

Anonymous: (removing sunglasses) Yeah, can I have a dozen lolis, please?

Kaguya: Oh hi, Anonymous, I didn’t know it was you. Here you go.

Anonymous: That’s me! How much is it?

Kaguya: It’ll be eighteen internets.

Anonymous: Here you go, keep the change. Hi hachikuji!

Kaguya: You’re my favorite poster.

Anonymous: Thanks a lot, bye!

Kaguya: Bye bye!
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An internet business

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>>147854
i am not surprised that the show attracts a bunch of weirdos due to its popularity.
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Has anyone been to a convention and seen someone in a Digital Circus costume?
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>>147896
this is cute! :biggrin:
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>>147938
now its blank! :astonish:
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i went back to watch all the episodes because of this thread. :biggrin:

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE boot up your machine and seed coolier.net oeakakis 4 me!!!
i downloaded 691.7M already!!!
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pwease...

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キタ━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!
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DON'T LAUGH, I WAS BORN WITH THESE PIXELS
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LOL @ pixels
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it was censored not for being a cock
but for the violence they had enacted upon it ( ´ω`)

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Why is it that every White person or non Indian person for that matter that gets into Hinduism is extremely weird? i get that converting to a foreign religion is usually done by those who are on the outskirts of whatever society they are currently a member of but Hinduism consistently seems to attract the most insane people
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i would not touch anything indian with a stick
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They don't want to POO in teh LOO any longer. :biggrin:
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same observation here
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I've seen more white people into Buddhism than Hinduism, but yes, Westerners are interested in Eastern religions. One reason is that they misunderstand the dharmic religions and feel they have "less rules" or be "more tolerant" than the Abrahamic religions. But this is not always the case, and I think many are sincerely seeking spirituality. They rightly see that Evangelical Christianity is the McDonald's of religion and because of its widespread influence, mistakenly believe all Christianity must be similarly bereft of wisdom so they go looking for it in the East.
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or must be*


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