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Ohayo, howz everynyans day :biggrin:
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I used the snooze buttan of my alarm until I woke up almost 2 hours after ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

still nemui...
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>>157799
How'd you wake up covered in blood?
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>>157800
Mind sharing how it looks? I'm intruiged （⌒∇⌒ゞ）
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Here's a small part of it. Don't wanna show too much because I'm deathly paranoid. :ph34r:
>>157805
I think you could guess from the image. :sweat2:
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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We're gonna finish alright ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Your fortune: Only time will tell

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gordon slenderman...
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAACE?!
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gordon slenderman rapes all who gazes upon him.....
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NO :huh:
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S-Stop it! You're scaring me mr. Gordon (;ﾟДﾟ)
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everynyan, roll a 15d6 ITT and we see who can get the highest sum!

how to roll: Put "dice15d6=" in the comment field
moar info: >>157648

P.S you can also tell if someone's a CHEATER if the red text doesn't show "This is a dice roll" when hovering over it
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Rollin
dice15d6=
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nvm I messed up everything fml
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dice15d6=
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dice10d6=1, 2, 4, 3, 3, 6, 5, 1, 3, 2 (30)
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dice7d6=4, 1, 4, 4, 6, 2, 5 (26)
dice8d6=4, 3, 3, 5, 1, 1, 2, 6 (25)
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Mutual assistance thread?

I have not done crypto yet but I want to get quite a bit of monero, or secondarily bitcoin/other major crypto and then buy monero with it. Specifically without KYC. What is the best method now that localmonero is gone?

I am thinking about dicksword kids who make paypal-crypto exchange bots because it and it just works. There was one kid who showed me that. If I don't find any better ways I would use that method but sadly these kids don't seem to sell monero anywhere or I just can't use dicksword properly to find them. Do you have a reliable way to get monero without KYC? Even bitcoin or other major crypto are good. I would need to go an extra step and exchange it once more though but I strictly want it anonymous or at least without a direct trace and ending up as monero.

What about telegram? Do they sell crypto there too? I have never used it and I am a dummy. I saw a kid during lectures who was ordering weed through it in some "Devil Kush 666" store so I reckon that they have crypto there too. :nyaoo2:

There is lots of sites on the TOR who offer bitcoin to monero exchange but I never used any and I don't wanna get raped for money. Are they usually legit? Can you recommend any? Or should I just frequent dread instead of asking it here? I am a newb to dread so I don't know what to actually believe yet. I am not a retard but I don't like uncertainty since everything there is trust based and I have no net yet. I don't wanna pay the n00b entry fee (getting scammed :biggrin:).

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I used to get paid in crypto for stuff alot. I haven't touched it in a while, but just looking at kycnot.me shows some sites that i remember being reputable enough. I remember Bisq but theres probably some more that i've forgotten over the past few years. Go check the site out for yourself. It's clearnet though, but most sites also link to their respective .onion URLs.
All of these were legit from what I remember. Specifically the ones that weren't "community contributed".
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>>157466
From the most legit by what people say I think I will use kycnotme and localcoinswap, thank you
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I think there was also haveno but I never used it.
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I've got monero and bitcoin
ill sell

depends on how you'll pay me. i'm open.
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I figured there is bisq where you can p2p sell and buy bitcoin for fiat
There is retoswap (which is havenos newer name it seems) which is a fork of bisq that lets sell and buy monero p2p over tor with their protocol

If you want to enter retoswap you need to have some initial monero to deposit into another wallet for the duration of the trade so that people who list or take trades dont pussy out when a partner appears because they would lose that deposit, otherwise i bet there wouldve been lots of dead offers, or at least i think that is how it works

I will get some initial coins probably from bisq and swap it for monero and then go from that, it seems to be the smartest
From that point on it is basic, keep some monero for future deposits and future trades and I should be good to go

Kycnotme lists bitcoin/shitcoin x monero swappers, so I will manage
>>157571
I appreciate teh offer :biggrin:
Before i bother you i will try to get it on my own now that i read up on how it works
Is it worth anything at all throwing my first monero onto another monero wallet at all? I think technically yes but practically it is schizophrenia tier

I shouldve never made this thread, it now seems too simple to get anonymous coins anonymously, anyway i want your public key :nyaoo-closedeyes:

-----BEGIN PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK-----

mQINBGhr9uwBEAC3h03CcBa4M+ZvViMhB2Vedn0RKPr/8wl976YjsJwEWAYHwKQV
EQlPO2nvYSrUZpEANqImHVCfjAIINtNCE3hQ/gszJ3NqLndXC0PFhUtMGikWPeK6
cewPhcUm7fronyk2LuWUJCDmb7zbuVV/Cxa4CK7TWr72GUrvavOi810sJ02bgrvW
orfwUF63Iw6w9YIQ9RiM9LG6Tbu+7rKqs9p/LyQcmCmkhFrpTQzW9XHGJf+vA7it
pTdhYT3UP9irysNv2C+Jz124VecW0r4qH9JIn4QYkELXch7O226J/88HI7acgsFq
Quz4wi1J/uGRI/h4lZINARdjRx5gVX4Nm2NR3bYmmuMXk97Pnc50MtfEEsiPmUkc
xfHtFx/2Db0thXnrh+t5bIKYJLgri8jmlhcEhtbL89bDFNdQTstA7VXwkzfILWCw


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Im a raver!

I love stimulants! O H Y E A H

:onigiri:
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/eXxtZJKV7pM
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RAVE :dance2:
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>>157596
I fucking love this song, man. :cool:
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same :dance:
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>>157575
what do you think of Special D? I loved this garbage as a kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ChKhmFhi1A
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test
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>>157744
kaguya (・∀・)
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translation:
If you reply with dice d =, you can roll dice: the number before the d is how many dice (1–10), and the number after it is how many sides each die has (1–9999). After you roll, the number in parentheses on the right shows the total sum of the dice on the left. On Touhou Ura, people often use it for drawing prompts, pairing characters, or picking which character to fap to.
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dice2d10=1, 1 (2)
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dice15d6=
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dice1d14=12
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hi first time here!!! :waha::waha: also you all are so fucking old!!!!! hahahaha!!!! :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
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>>157705
сам ты цыган сука :angry:
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>>157700
I love traps and chicks with dicks…
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welcome :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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I'm young on the inside... （ ´,_ゝ`）
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>also you all are so fucking old!!!!!
What kind of disrespect is this combined with such faggotry?
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el chupacabra!!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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Life
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the artist didn't reproduce the embarrassed girl putting her head in her hands! Despite it being moe!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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Wahahahaha! What kind of loser uses WPS Office? If you're too poor to afford Microsoft Office (what a loser!), you could at least not be totally embarrassing and use something like Libreoffice instead! Wow hahaha!
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>>157638
>>157639
What a hero. :biggrin:
>>157653
This is the really embarrasing thing here. :biggrin:
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Human Fall Flat
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I have kidnapped Heyuri-tan
If this thread doesn't reach at least 20 replies i will kill her
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>>157635
>sage is an anti-reply, so now there are only 4 replies lol
is sage NEGATING a reply or just not counted? -1 or 0 :glare:
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STOP KILLING HEYURI-TAN!! (ﾉД`､)
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>>157601
>>157636
a post is a post, don't matter what's inside it's email field :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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i'm an honourable kidnapper so i freed her
now we're best friends
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>>157680
WIN ending! :iyahoo:
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flat chests will save the world
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justice! :iyahoo:
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They may save the world, but they will not save your guitar strings
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>>157624
that is a bass
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A bass guitar is still a guitar, but that's not a bass :unsure:
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My 12 year old son came to me (dad) really embarrassed yesterday and said he wet the bed. I said okay and that we could strip the bed and put it in the washing machine. It didn’t look like a pee spot to me though so I asked “you sure you peed?”

He starts crying a little bit and says “no this white stuff came out.” Oh boy. We’ve had a version of “the talk” but I kept it high level and did not cover wet dreams. I asked him if he knew what it was and he said “the stuff to make babies with I guess. I forget the word.” I said yeah but went into detail more about wet dreams and things with proper terminology.

He says “I just want it to stop. It’s like hard all the time and I can’t get it to go away and it’s so annoying and now I’m making this mess which is gross and I just want it all to stop I hate it.” He’s still partially crying.

I say “have you ever heard of [the m word]?” He says “I don’t know. Like kinda.” I say “well some people find touching or rubbing themselves down there feels really good and it can help relieve some tension and may make wet dreams less frequent since the stuff comes out another way. But everyone is different. It’s normal and safe in moderation. But it is a private activity. You should keep it to yourself.”

He said “I like kinda did that but nothing came out. Maybe I can try again.” I just said that was a private decision and up to him. I’ve never cringed so hard in my life but I tried to stay calm.

Today he comes to me and says “sorry about yesterday. Thanks for not freaking out on me. I guess I should’ve known all that.” I told him he had nothing to be sorry about and he was fine. He said “can we pretend that like that never happened?” I chuckled and said sure. He gave me a quick hug and ran away.
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>>157366
this story sounds so obviously fake to me, lol:sweat2:
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>>157359
lol this movie rulez
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show him how a real man faps
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>>157357
i always peed uncontrollably when i did that, though in my case it was the palm of my hand
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PEDO! :glare:
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Forgot to feed my garloids this morning :cry:
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>>175553
you could call me an 'indoor garloid farmer' then :cool: specializing in the milk sector :cool: :cool:
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They’re scary. My best friend is a farmer and one of her garloids slithered up my VAGINA the other day! :blush::cry:
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>>157554
Yeah since Garloid farms aren't heavily subsidized, minor errors in the production process can really kill the price. There has been a disease going around for Garloids where it doesn't show any affect on the outside until they die, making it almost impossible to detect at the moment.

The ease of Garloid production compared to other meats is offset by stuff like this. They are notoriously difficult to keep entirely healthy until they're ready. They also like to try to crawl up the farmers' asses and most don't like that. :glare:
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>>157562
U gotta be chill. I let my garloids crawl up my ass for enrichment - it makes them happy which increases milk.

Just part of the job
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This kinda reminds me of those “homunculus” things that guy used to make on YouTube.
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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