Heyuri!

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I heard a puerto rican loli (she was super hot, sleek black hair, pretty near-japanese facial features) rip a huge fart in the store I work at today. She laughed her head off and her older brother was pinching his nose saying "yer fawking deesgasting, broh"
You have no idea how bad I wanted to run over to the fruit stand she farted in front of and inhale her fumes. The sound of her fart has been replaying in my head all night.
Also can't stop thinking about how those apples have her farticles on them now. :drool:

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1 Anonymous 2025/06/03(Tue)02:34:03 No.145947 +

I wanna live in the septic tank of an all-girls elementary school

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2 Anonymous 2025/06/03(Tue)02:51:18 No.145949 +

>>145947
So you wanna be an overgrown anaerobe? :xd:

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3 Anonymous 2025/06/03(Tue)02:54:26 No.145950 +

>>145947
I've actually fantasized about this. :dark:

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4 Anonymous 2025/06/03(Tue)09:58:11 No.145970 +

why not buy the apples?

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ツボ☆ディ◆tsuboK/gmo 2025/05/29(Thu)09:49:40 No.145416 +

AS

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Y'know, I've got like, two XMPP accounts. (one xmpp dot jp and one blah dot im) I'm in the mood to have more people in my contact list. Doesn't matter if you add one account or the other, I'm willing to chat.

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38 Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)20:25:47 No.145919 +

>>145884
Welp I've signed up, come terrify me.

cufe@xmpp.jp

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39 Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)20:57:57 No.145925 +

i tried to host xmpp on a server and i used prosody but i got an error because debian installed lua 5.1 which was apparently too old and when i manually updated lua to 5.4 it still didnt work (´～`)

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40 digital-man 2025/06/02(Mon)22:24:22 No.145930 +

>>145904
if there was a error joining the muc should be fixed now.

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41 Anonymous 2025/06/03(Tue)03:58:49 No.145956 +

>>145904
>not anonymous
ill stick with the brony muc in that case :-(

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42 digital-man 2025/06/03(Tue)08:47:36 No.145966 +

>>145956
wat do u mean, the brony one is public:
>>145546

if u want me to turn on a setting tell me

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AS

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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1 Anonymous 2025/06/03(Tue)08:39:59 No.145965 +

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lust provoking nudity

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Anonymous 2025/06/03(Tue)03:24:53 No.145954 +

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Her man in the store tryna try his best
But he just can't seem to get Kanye fresh
But we still hood famous (Goddamn)
Yeah, we still hood famous

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1 Anonymous 2025/06/03(Tue)06:16:33 No.145961 +

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Anonymous 2025/06/03(Tue)03:28:41 No.145955 +

AS

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i went to the gym for the first time in about 6 months and i vomited at the end. at least i still got a good workout in. it was all red from me eating doriots earlier but i also had chicken alfredo so luckily it just looked like i had spaghetti and not like i had internal bleeding

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1 Anonymous 2025/06/03(Tue)04:16:33 No.145957 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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2 Anonymous 2025/06/03(Tue)04:23:20 No.145958 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Anonymous 2025/06/03(Tue)03:03:16 No.145951 +

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uh... mr president??

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1 Anonymous 2025/06/03(Tue)03:08:36 No.145952 +

https://boards.guro.cx/kaki/potiboard.php?res=241

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Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)16:12:28 No.145870 +

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I probably posted this before, but I'm posting it again, fuck it. :biggrin:

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1 Anonymous 2025/06/03(Tue)00:30:01 No.145943 +

zOMG GIANT

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Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)17:30:46 No.145881 +

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now that lolicons are more and more persecuted we need to establish our own payment processor and datacenters so that we can support our favourite loli artists

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6 Anonymous SAGE! 2025/06/02(Mon)19:16:45 No.145908 +

>>145901
If the only loli images available were AI I wouldn't mind it being impossible to buy.

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7 Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)19:37:29 No.145912 +

>>145893
ziemniaczku?

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8 Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)20:49:56 No.145922 +

>>145881
Tell those artists to allow payment in monero.

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9 Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)23:45:14 No.145940 +

I still need to throw money at Hoshino Fuuta among others for all the shit I downloaded...

honestly, I would spend more money on my favorite artists if I felt like I could do that without problems

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10 Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)23:54:03 No.145942 +

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Anonymous 2025/05/31(Sat)07:37:51 No.145653 +

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Do you like skateboarding?

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1 Anonymous 2025/05/31(Sat)21:24:43 No.145703 +

i tried to ride one a couple of times, 2 hard 4 me

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2 Anonymous 2025/05/31(Sat)21:46:16 No.145705 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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3 Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)22:37:10 No.145933 +

I do. I suck at it, but it is not an excuse to quit. Skateboarding is awesome.

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4 Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)23:06:02 No.145939 +

the only trick i can do is a kick flip and that is all you need to impress your friends :cool:

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I remember for a few weeks before I was visited by the FBI, they would send one of their agents to my place of residence probably about once a week to walk around the whole area with a large dog while using their phone to record the surroundings. I think they were trying to get a survey of my property

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1 Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)20:55:31 No.145924 +

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have fun in jail.

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2 Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)21:14:22 No.145927 +

which VPN were you using?

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3 Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)22:54:13 No.145935 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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4 Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)23:00:26 No.145936 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)08:41:27 No.145842 +

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ENTERO SOMEWHERE ELSO

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1 Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)08:46:15 No.145843 +

sorry but i don't speak english

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2 hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/06/02(Mon)09:57:29 No.145850 +

DENIEDO

*enteros*

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3 Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)10:32:48 No.145852 +

¿¿ENTERO FOR FREE SOMBRERO?? ヽ(´∇`)ノ

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4 Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)21:13:24 No.145926 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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5 Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)22:52:30 No.145934 +

>>145842
pues me da igual y entro, es mas, me suda la polla, voy a entrar

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have a good day eveyrone Sweet Emo 2025/06/02(Mon)17:07:46 No.145879 +

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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

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1 Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)22:27:24 No.145932 +

thx ヽ(´ー｀)ノ

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Heyuri Unofficial Game and Chill MUC digital-man 2025/06/02(Mon)19:05:34 No.145905 +

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xmpp:heyurixmpp@chat.disroot.org?join

miria moment

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1 digital-man 2025/06/02(Mon)22:24:54 No.145931 +

>>145905
if you had an error joining the muc it should be fixed now

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Hi do u guys have any recommendations for disturbing vocaloid songs? I'm looking 4 new listening material and I've only rly found teh surface level stuff, I've liked it but I'm looking for moar :happy:

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1 Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)16:43:30 No.145875 +

There are plenty, but when you put it as disturbing it becomes a little painful to share :sweat2:

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2 Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)16:53:01 No.145876 +

>>145875
I guess a better word would be gory :nyaoo-closedeyes:

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3 Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)17:03:54 No.145878 +

o well...
https://utaten.com/karaoke/vocaloid-scary-song/
search titles (written in white on black) and add ボーカロイド after on youtube

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4 Windows® ∞ 2025/06/02(Mon)17:47:34 No.145894 +

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I like this one

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hachikuji◆naRqMpZoTs ## lost snail 2025/06/02(Mon)09:24:16 No.145845 +

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Hay look at this kewl van :biggrin:

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4 Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)19:46:54 No.145913 +

pretty laem if u ask me. No candy in it.

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5 Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)19:53:27 No.145914 +

>>145913
what are you talkig about??? there was clearly too much candy in there, and the government had to take it out! why else would it explode??

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6 Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)20:02:40 No.145915 +

sounds lame, why blow up candy in a v&?

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7 Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)20:03:52 No.145916 +

>>145855
Super Heyuri-tan had to use the heyuri mobile as bait to capture the evil super villain Iruyeh-tan (;´Д`)

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8 Anonymous 2025/06/02(Mon)21:18:18 No.145928 +

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