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Hey everyone, I’m (probably) going to start an English translation of 2chan — not to be confused with futaba — and while I know m00t already did something similar with 4chan, I’m doing this mostly for shits n giggles and as a personal challenge, and I’ll probably need some devs to help out; any suggestions or advice would be awesome.

Also… I’m gay.
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>>170094
those aren't girls, they're plastic surgery demons
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>>170101
Is it from thisvid? :biggrin:
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>>170101
its still kinda gross
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>>170102
no but I'm sure it's on there somewhere
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>>170053
Extremely late reply and you probably won't see this, but you'll learn nothing if you don't martyr yourself
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/b/, hear me out.
I’ve discovered the truth about sandwiches.
Every sub, hoagie, hero, panini… controlled by Big Lettuce.
You think you’re choosing your toppings freely? Wrong. They’re monitoring your mayonnaise intake.
I’ve traced secret mayo supply routes through three states.
Next step: infiltrate the hoagie factories.
We either rise as free eaters… or perish under the mustard overlords.
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You're on the precipice of a huge conspiracy. :dark:
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you're right... it all makes sense now... :astonish:
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Put peanut butter and cum in all your sandwiches to deactivate the neurotoxins that were airdropped by chemtrails into the wheat before it even became bread. Click the link in the description and use promo code CUMMIES to buy some of my cum for 10% off if you can't make enough of your own because the neurotoxins already shrank your testes!
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I am 7 steps ahead of you, OP. All the sandwiches I buy are veggieless and sauceless meat and cheese subs. Big Ketchup WON'T win this time! :cool:
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I just masturbated!
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i once took a nude photo like that one and found it circulating on a femboy blog months later
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>>170023
I wonder if the video of me jerking off while crossdressing with a buttplug in and showing my hole is still circulating. :unsure:
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>>170060
Well, do you regret it?
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>>170060
who knows. things move so fast in such circles and theres always more twinks. its all so tiring.
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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These are very very
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delicious :hokke:
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>>169958
Shut your mouth zipperhead. This is european cuisine that predates your rotten fish on vinegared rice by hundreds of years!
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>>169962
our fish not rotten, you stomach just weak from eating one hundred cheeseburger a day and drink sugar water! no refund!
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I prefer these :nyaoo-closedeyes:
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>>169958
It is eurasiatic not westernlol, I like sushi too
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Which Disney Princess would u fug? :blush:
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>>169987
two of those look like they're made of poop, but if Alice counts as a disney princess then that makes her the best one by default
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>>169991
In the times of the Unicode Comittee adding skin color variation selectors how can you say such things! :sweat:
Dark skinned loliz from hot countries are still cute & funny.
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>>169993
Get those "clothes" outta there, pronto. :angry:
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>>169993
Lilo's nose looks like a tumor though. The japanese version made her skin much lighter, her eyes bigger and closer together so it doesn't look like she has fetal marijuana syndrome, her nose like 50x smaller and made her way less fat/more petite.
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>>170032
Worse. They made her worse.
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>>170025
that would taste totally different, idiot. female and male have different taste
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>>170027
Duh, that's what the tampon is for. Especially if it's a used one. If you rub a bunch of used tampons in a man's buttcrack before licking it I bet it would taste almost indistinguishable.
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>>170034
Die, fucking idiot! Stupid bastard!
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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>170041
oh yeah, the beginners mistake(´人｀)
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Whenever I finish masturbating to an otokonoko I end up feeling weird and I force myself to masturbate again to something straight. What should I do about this?
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>>169704
but OP isn't in a prison surrounded only by gay porn, he could easily choose to fap to something not gay every time
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Hacka doll has the best op:dance2:
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>>169703
I somewhat do already
>>169708
I don't think about pussy. That's the point of masturbating to an otokonoko.
>>169710
I'll look into this :unsure:
>>169711
:sweat2:
>>169716
Agreed!
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I used to do that. now i just feel weird and move on
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what are your opinions on marrying one, OP?
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Have you ever sang at a karaoke bar and would you want to if given the chance? :smile:
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im shit at singing but it looks fun :sweat2:
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YEA. If youre with your friends then it is pretty nice.
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i never had, but i think it would be embarrassing to sing in front of people watching (;´Д`)
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I've never done ot, but I totally would. Like its karaoke, you're not expected to sing good, are you? Lol

Its always sounded like a slightly nightclub asthetic version of singing along to the car radio
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i barely talk so when it comes out it either comes out like a gruff croak or the gayest thing to ever leave my throat
i wish i could afford singing lessons as an adult
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i'm still sorta new to this place.. i wanna check my inbox, but it says i need to enter a trip pass! :unsure: help!!!
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>>170009
but if i make a tripcode, it means i'll hafta come up with a name for myself, right?... if thats the case, then i dont want to!!!!!:emo::emo:
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>i wanna check my inbox
wait is there an inbox? wtf since when
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no trip = no inbox - therefore, there's no need to check it :unsure:
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>>170016
yeah! it's up there in the right corner of your screen
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>>170018
i'm so curious but ahhh... i guess i'll leave it.. :cry:
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hey i'm new here! can someone introduce me around :dance: :wink:
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>>170000
70K GET YAHOO
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>>170000
thanks a ton dude..:sweat3:
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>>170002
aaaaahh! :sweat2:

r-right... rule 8 is about... um.. basically.. it means you have to balance "8" cups on your head when addressing someone, and thats the RULE!
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>>170005
Never have I felt the urge to masturbate to ASCII... until now.
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ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
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in elementary school we made something like this
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QZF9r9al3I

WE ARE JEFFERY EPSTEIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:cry::cry::cry:
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JEFF-KUN!!!!!!!!! :emo:
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HOT
SNAIL
ASS
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this is relevant to my interests
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How bad is your smegma?
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>>169824
this faggot has no foreskin lol(´∇`)σ
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>>169823
modern art
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>>169895
wow is that yours
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>>169895
:vomit:
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