kowai... (;ﾟДﾟ)

Your fortune: Tomo will strangle you in your sleep

I did it! As it turns out, you can just load the starting commandos into your IFVs and suicide charge the superweapons to blow them up within the first five minutes of the mission lol. After that, you can just turtle forever and even go and capture the soviet base to the right of your starting location for easy Apoc tank spam. It becomes a very easy mission once you do that, the difficulty dip is impressively steep

>>124288
Guys I need your help again....
How do I beat the final mission of the Soviet campaign? I haven't actually tried any major strats yet, I'm just curious if you have any good tips

>How do I beat the final mission of the Soviet campaign?
You have to set the date on your computar to 26th of December, 1991.

>How do I beat the final mission of the Soviet campaign?
here's teh real secret tip.. you'll need one of pic rel

>>124405
haa, you were right again. I made a strike team of Apocalypse tanks once I got my starter island defended and then I mostly just goofed off with nukes and Iron Curtains because I didn't want to stomp the allies too badly.
On a sidenote, this final mission is a LOT easier than the allied one. For some reason, after the first four Chronosphere strikes the AI never teleports more forces on top of your base again, even if you build a nuke silo. They only hammer you with constant Chronosphere strikes on the main island, and they just send 9 IFVs against you which can be killed by 2 Apocalypse tanks. Ignoring the mainland, you can basically defend your starter island forever with about 12 tesla troopers, a machinegun turret and about 15 flak troopers to kill the planes coming out of the teleported carrier. You do need to know where the Allies will strike you before they do so, but after that you can sit back and build up flak cannons forever because the AI never sends more ships against you either. Overall, this is mission is not just easier than the final allied mission, but also the mission before it where you have to dispose of Yuri. It makes me wonder if you were originally supposed to do the final mission BEFORE you strike Yuri's fortress rather than after it.
Oh well, off to Yuri's Revenge I go!

Pic related is my squad of the finest loli-driven Apocalypse tanks

Why do Japanese men like to get their nipel sucked

>>124467
why doesnt this list include wttdh?

>>124490
h-hawt....

>>123624
>Marked for deletion (Old)
Oh, the ironing.

>>124490

Where is this from?

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>>124437
>>124438
Would eat. ヽ(´∇`)ノ

Your fortune: You have cancer

the japanese can draw better with food than most niggas here with the oekaki tool

>>124434
this is really nice

>>124456
...are you really comparing skilled food artists to random people drawing with a mouse? (・∀・)
lol

>>124441
isn't this from that site that would edit a picture onto a piece of toast
haven't seen pics from it in years

>Screenshot from 2024-11-24 06-14-50.png
kyuute doll

so lowres

As expected of country-grown vegetables.

Your fortune: Your true waifu will reveal herself

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

ohayou gozaimasu-nyaa~

>SLAP THAT HO!
there will be consequences chibi-human

Control, this is Desu pilot preparing for launch

>desuRocket.png
epic rocket WIN

>>124426
*steals ur clothes*

Your fortune: Average luck

>>124449
kya~ desu~

Cockroach on the left

clearly qb! i like kittens that fulfil wishes. nothing can go wrong

I would pull out a flamethrower.

Your fortune: You have aids

I want to pull himeko ahoge into my PENIS!

I hope she accidentally tilted a + sign and isn't that much of an aho... (・∀・)

>>124356
She's a turbobaka. （⌒∇⌒ゞ）

Your fortune: Tomo will strangle you in your sleep

makes me think of that Sakura doujin where she put larger and larger things into her butt

her hueg gaping ANUS must be the size of a hallway (;´Д`)

>>124379
She must have plenty of accidents... (´￢`)

still not nearly large enough for my PENIS to fit inside

ur right i'd use it liek an onahoru

ZOMG ITS A PENIS

>>124394
I hope the mods add this PENIS as an emote.

>>124395
I hope mods add that PENIS into your asshole

>>124394
That looks just like the PENIS I wanted! I wonder if that gif already existed somewhere or if someone here is that talented at making PENISes.